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"Uncle Huang Huanghuang Huang Zhu...why are you staring at me..." Chang-eared Ding Guangxian said in a crying voice.

When the Kunlun Mountain etiquette training class started on the first day, he couldn't help but gnawed on the master's fairy grass, so he was arrested and sent to class.Then he was frightened when he saw Huang Zhu's ghostly animal side. After that class, he covered his teeth every day when he went out, for fear that he would be caught and continue the class if he was not careful and did not care for the grass.

But today, he was arrested by Uncle Huang Zhu just after he left the house. As soon as he saw the other pointer around Uncle Huang Zhu's waist, his legs became weak.And he found that Master Huang Zhu was staring at him...

very scary……

Huang Zhu narrowed his eyes, "Dingguang, your ears are exposed."

Long-eared Dingguangxian was so frightened that he touched his ears. Sure enough, due to the stimulation, his ears became longer and longer, with fluff growing, and now he is half human.

Huang Zhu said: "Some time ago, I told everyone the basic rules, and most of the disciples can still follow them well. But this is far from enough. Our ultimate goal is to make Kunlun Mountain a real Therefore, those like you who have failed in transforming will also come to class. If you can’t transform, you will be whipped.”

Those animals under the Tongtian Sect are often unkempt, and their transformations are very rough. Sometimes you can guess what the prototype is by looking at their faces.

Chang-eared Dingguangxian's body softened, Huang Zhu grabbed his ears and carried him away.

Huang Zhu was in Kunlun Mountain during this time, and the etiquette training was very effective.Because at the very beginning, he found that some disciples really couldn't listen to the reasoning with everyone, so the pointer, which was originally intended to be used only to intimidate, came in handy.If there is any pursuit of the pointer when it is refined, it is that it hurts people but does not hurt the body. It just hurts, so painful that Da Luo Jinxian has to roll.

Fight with the same door?The hand out of that hand pumps that hand.

Grabbing the spiritual root fairy grass on Kunlun Mountain?Please stick out your mouth.

Defeating everywhere... Hehe, sorry, take off your pants.

……

I have to say that this kind of stick education is more effective for Jiejiao disciples. They don't want to leave Kunlun Mountain, but if they want to stay, they have to abide by the rules, otherwise they will suffer.

Moreover, Huang Zhu is not a person who doesn't know how to adapt. In fact, to many people, including Yuanshi Tianzun, these Jiejiao disciples seem annoying because they are not particular and chaotic, so after he deterred everyone, Adjusted the rules again.With the previous comparison, everyone suddenly felt that the uncle was really nice.

Therefore, under Huang Zhu's norms, the original fight between the same sects has become the present. Whenever there is a conflict with each other, you must hold back your anger (you must hold back, if you don't hold back, Master Huang Zhu will give you a whip when he comes up) and come to a fixed place. In the open space, there is a monument erected by Huang Zhu next to it, it's a competition field!

Then everyone politely called each other brothers and sisters, bowed and saluted, and then fought again, and they were not allowed to make too much noise.Every time, only one pair is allowed to go up and fight, while the others sit quietly and wait in line.

A few times when Yuanshi Tianzun passed by and saw them, at first he thought someone was fighting again, and wanted to reach out to take a picture of them, but after a closer look, the fight was very limited, nothing was damaged, and they saluted each other after the fight.After seeing him, everyone even saluted him together, and then greeted the uncle neatly.

Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't find anything wrong, so he walked away humming.

As for those disciples who still need the reincarnation of the five grains, they will build a toilet specially.The above-mentioned disciples who have conflicts actually have two choices. One is to hold back and not be allowed to fight, and the other is to fight in the competition field. If you lose, you have to consciously clean the toilet.Like some more aggressive disciples, they lose every day in competitions, and if they lose too much, they will consciously cultivate themselves after cleaning the toilet...

Don't think that those disciples who want to reincarnate the five grains are so happy, they have a special place for convenience, and someone cleans it every day.No, no, because they are not the only ones to go to the toilet. All the animals on Kunlun Mountain that need the reincarnation of grains are all convenient here, including the spirit beasts raised by Sanqing and the spirit beasts raised by the brothers and sisters.

That is to say, when you have to fix a place for convenience, you will see your brother chasing his mount and pets, going to the bathroom next to you, and then saying hello to you, "Hehe, brother, you come too Go to the toilet, I'll bring our little flower to poop."

So... If you don't want to continue being so embarrassing, hurry up and practice hard!Because of her cute looks, she was fortunate enough to be accepted by a sage, why don't you work hard? !

In short, the current punishment has changed from direct punishment to an opportunity in disguise. If you haven't grasped this opportunity yet, I'm sorry, come to Master Huang Zhu's office for a while.

For a while, Kunlun Mountain was indeed quite quiet, and Huang Zhu began to refine these rules again, making them accept them step by step.

For example, don't speak too loudly, don't walk crookedly - even if you are a snake fairy, respect the teacher - this is especially important, finally, at this point.

——You can’t be ugly.

"Uncle! Why is it wrong to be ugly?!"

Wu Yunxian said aggrievedly that his transformation was not very good, with his flat black face and long beard, it was easy to identify his real body, the golden-haired turtle.

Huang Zhuyu said earnestly: "There's nothing wrong with being ugly, but it's rude to be ugly!! Look at your senior uncle, and the brothers and sisters with high cultivation bases, which one is ugly? Being ugly will make you Master’s face is shameless. It’s seriously inconsistent with the beautiful Kunlun Mountain painting style—you can’t even transform the Dao body well, so how can you cultivate the Dao!”

Wu Yunxian had a long mouth, but he didn't say anything.

Huang Zhu added: "Why do you think the original sage always disliked you when he saw you, and scolded you when he saw you? Apart from his own ideas, it is also because of your appearance that he can think of you at a glance. Remind him all the time that he doesn't like you."

Now, everyone felt that it made sense. Being looked at with distasteful eyes by Master Yuan every day and picking on mistakes was really not good.Moreover, the recent actions of Uncle Huang Zhu can prove that after the implementation, Uncle Yuan's attitude is not as bad as before.

So the disciples of Jiejiao looked at each other and began to try to adjust their transformation forms.

Even the long-eared Dingguang Immortal doesn’t know what’s going on. His facial features are pretty good. The disadvantage is that his eyes are too red and his ears are too big. Ears, retract the ears and eyes are red again.

Huang Zhu looked at him and walked to him, Chang-eared Ding Guangxian became even more anxious, and now even the tail of the rabbit was exposed.

Chang-eared Ding Guangxian: "... woo woo woo, uncle, I didn't do it on purpose."

Jin Guangxian next to him said: "Uncle Shi, he can usually put it away, it's because you scared me."

Huang Zhu: "Am I so scary?"

Long-eared Dingguangxian drooped his ears, "Yes, yes, yes, I am too timid..."

Jin Guangxian said in his heart, of course it is scary, but only Dingguang is the most cowardly.

"Okay, then I'll let Dingguang go back to practice, but next time I see you, I hope your Taoist body has been perfected." Huang Zhu said.

Chang-er Dingguangxian burst into tears of gratitude, "Thank you, uncle, I will definitely transform into a good form, and I will not be rude..."

At this time, a disciple rushed to report, "Uncle, Uncle, it's not good, someone is fighting!"

That being said, the fight must have taken place in the non-competitive testing ground. Huang Zhu wrapped the pointer a few times—everyone trembled at the sight—and asked, "Take me to see, who fought?" Woke up?"

The disciple who gave the report said in a low voice: "...it's Senior Brother Taiyi who explained the teaching, and our Senior Sister Shiji."

Daoist Taiyi and Empress Shiji?No, the fight between these two must be loud. If Sanqing is disturbed, where will his face be?Huang Zhu hurriedly flew to the place the disciple said, and he saw Taiyi and Shiji fighting in the dark, and there were a lot of disciples excitedly watching.

These disciples were not excited because someone was fighting, but because they dared to fight outside the competition field, and even recruited Master Huang Zhu.You know, some disciples don't want to go to the test field now, because they are not sure that they will win, and if they lose, they will have to clean the toilet, so they choose to pick a secluded place to fight hand-to-hand, so that nothing will happen.

As soon as Huang Zhu came, seeing that they had smashed many trees and destroyed the environment, he immediately shook the entangled pointer and threw it out several hundred meters away. It was drawn on Taiyi and Shiji.Because of the Sanqing curse seal on it, they couldn't avoid it, so they ate it raw.

Fortunately, Shi Ji said that as a member of Jiejiao, she saw Huang Zhu the most, and she was whipped.Taiyi came from a teaching background, and was the fifth disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun. He had no chance to be educated by Huang Zhu at all. For this coach, he only knew his name.

It’s easy to say that both of them stopped suffering from the pain, and Shi Ji quickly got down on the ground and said: “Uncle Master Mingjian, Shi Ji didn’t know the law and broke the law, but that Taiyi insisted on fighting with his disciple!”

Daoist Taiyi said angrily: "You snatched my apprentice, I will take it back, why did it turn into beating you!"

Huang Zhu looked at the two of them, "What apprentice?"

Empress Shiji quickly took out a round gemstone and said aggrievedly: "I was wandering around Kunlun Mountain today and saw a gemstone. Because my disciple's feet are also stones, I wanted to turn it into a boy. He rushed out suddenly and asked me why I robbed his apprentice, and said that he had been looking at this gem for hundreds of years, just waiting to absorb enough of the essence of the sun and the moon... The disciple saw that he had a bad attitude, so he said that you didn't write it next to it. This is Daoist Taiyi's apprentice. In the end, he did it directly."

The two were originally grabbing stones, but they were fighting to get angry, and it turned into a fight.

Master Taiyi snorted dissatisfiedly, "I discovered this stone 300 years ago, and it counted as a relationship between me and me, so I set up a ban on it to protect it from absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, and the aura of heaven and earth. It preached. Today, Shiji touched my restraint, and I knew it immediately, it was clearly because of seeing Bao."

Shi Ji chuckled, "The restriction is so big, who knows what you set it up, and what you are guarding, I thought it was guarding the tea tree next to it. To repay the relationship between master and apprentice, why do I feel that I should be my disciple by nature?" !"

Not to mention the tea tree, the tea tree has already been destroyed by the two of them.

Huang Zhu heard this, flicked his whip, and rolled up the round gem from Empress Shiji's hand, Daoist Taiyi and Empress Shiji screamed at the same time.

"The two of you will be cleaning the Kunlun Mountain public toilet for a year from today, and you will also be responsible for cleaning up the sanitation here. This gem...is confiscated!" Huang Zhu said, and glanced at the two who wanted to distinguish something, " If you really have a master-student relationship with Taiyi, or you should be Shiji's disciple, God's will will make it happen."

"In addition, take time to come to me for a small class, and I will teach you what friendship means."