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Chapter 21 Kunlun Mountain Etiquette Training Course

Theme: Let's fight!The most miraculous thing I have seen in the circle for many years!

Content: The most miraculous thing the author has ever seen is that a fellow Taoist in the same circle, in order to write a true description of the thunder disaster, self-introduced the thunder... It is really lucky not to be struck to death.

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783L: Why hasn't anyone mentioned it yet?Only 500 years have passed. Could it be that this building is full of young Taoist friends who are under [-] years old? !

Wuqi Liangbo was born more than 500 years ago. Because of the large number of updates and sour content, he became the new (thunder) god in my circle. In fact, his writing is good, but he was very unscrupulous. He almost wrote about the second generation disciples of the three religions, and CP is all kinds of chaos, and secondly, no matter which one she writes, she must have a child. I don't know why she is so obsessed.

In the end, everyone has a look, basically everyone from Xuandu to Guangchengzi to Duobao likes to be a father. Wu Yunxian gave birth to dozens of them at a time because of her roots and feet.

From then on, people in the Liangbo Jianghu called her "Songzi Niangniang", which was a joke.

Until many years later, Wuqi Liangbo was stripped of his vest (attached a link to the high-rise buildings), and the results of the stripping are still unbelievable to many people: Wuqi Liangbo’s real body is the Jiejiao’s Sanxiao empress, yes, she was named The function of "Sensing the Fairy with the World" is the three great gods who bless the believers to give birth... that is, the authentic Empress Dowager...

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——Three Realms Forum·Gossip Edition

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Huang Zhu did not abandon the publication when the training course was held in Kunlun Mountains, because not long ago, Zhunti and Jieyin finally found the way, and made great ambitions to establish the Western Teaching of Sanctification, which sparked heated discussions in Kunlun Mountains, which gave him a chance The idea of ​​compiling a textbook.After all, all the saints have returned to their positions, and they all came from Zixiao Palace. It would be very interesting to compile a book of "5000 sets of real questions about becoming a saint..."

Of course, what is the last name is another matter, it is definitely not something that can be compiled in a day or two.By the way, he edited the internal journal of the Three Sects, in the name of the Zixiao Palace Internal Participation Team.

This is also a beautiful story. At the beginning when Sanqing listened to the sermon in Zixiao Palace, he wrote manuscripts for Zixiao Palace. Now, the Kunlun Mountain's internal counselors are all in the same line.

Sanqing also supported this matter very much. They came here from that time, so they naturally knew that even if Huangzhu weaves were only distributed internally, it would be circulated throughout the prehistoric world, which would help their disciples to become famous.And this time, their names are not on the author, but on the editor, hahaha.

Huang Zhu named this internal reference material of Kunlun Mountain "Yujing Notes", and called for contributions from the disciples of the three religions of Kunlun Mountain.

Originally, Huang Zhu became famous because he compiled "Zi Xiao San Lu", which became popular in the wild. When the disciples of the Three Religions saw that Master Huang Zhu was going to give everyone this opportunity, how could they not be eager to try it? The feather is a cent, and the pen is used to write.

It is said that Yuanshi Tianzun also issued an internal ultimatum, even if the disciples are not interested, they must submit at least three manuscripts before they can choose by themselves. This is a rigid standard.

On the other side of the Jiejiao, they went astray, shouting that workers must first sharpen their weapons if they want to do a good job, wantonly plucking the hair of the same kind of birds, and comparing each other which brother, brother, sister, and sister has the most ink-absorbing hair.Hearing from Xuandu, the disciple of Renjiao, there are bitter bamboos planted by Uncle Huang Zhu in his hometown, suspected to be the descendants of Uncle Huang Zhu (?), after that, he even rushed thousands of miles to Buzhou Mountain, and almost wiped out the bamboo secretly.

The explanations and teachings are basically academic streams, and most of the intercepted teachings are YY streams.

The one who finally stood out from the disciples of the Three Religions was Sister Sanxiao, the second generation disciple of the Jiejiao.

Yun Xiao, Qiong Xiao, Bi Xiao and their fellow disciple Zhao Gongming were sworn brothers and sisters, and joined the Jiejiao together. This time Zhao Gongming also submitted a manuscript, but he was not selected. However, his three younger sisters co-authored a novel and voted for it. The first [-] characters were immediately spotted by Huang Zhu, and he was called to the office to talk.

"Three nephews, please sit down." Huang Zhu smiled like a spring breeze, which was quite different from the ghosts and beasts that San Xiao had seen before, but the three sisters were not timid, and they were generous. sat down.

"I look at the manuscripts of the three nephews, they are all in one piece. It doesn't look like three people co-authored them at all. They really are sisters with one heart. The most wonderful thing is that they have the style of writing with a phoenix title, but they are bolder, and the writing style is sophisticated and fascinating. "Huang Zhu opened his mouth with a series of compliments, even comparing them with Nu Wa.

Although Sanxiao didn't know that Fengxianshu was Nuwa, she was excited enough because Fengxianshu was their favorite author, "Thank you, uncle, we started writing stories because of the master Fengxianshu."

Huang Zhu was stunned for a moment, "Master?"

If you want to say Great God, this is what later generations call very popular authors. In this era, it is generally used to call innate gods like Pangu or Hunyuan saints.He couldn't help being a little confused when he heard Sanxiao refer to Feng Xianshu as a great god.

San Xiao shyly said: "Because the book with the title of phoenix has an extraordinary status in our hearts, so it is called a great god... The book with the title of phoenix is ​​only a golden immortal, and we are also like this."

Those who entered Zixiao Palace could only be Jinxians, but Sanxiao's words also showed that they really loved Nuwa.Huang Zhu's body contains the soul of future generations, so naturally he doesn't have a view on it, but appreciates it greatly, so he writes this story into the preface of "Yujing Notes" and plans to promote it.

Thinking about the modern classification of author levels, it is based on transparent, pink, purple, and great gods. In this prehistoric period, it is natural to use ready-made levels, which is also very interesting.

"Sure enough, your mind is dexterous. Your book "Dragon and Phoenix Fight" is also wonderful. Like the book titled by Feng, it takes the real event of the early robbery of the Dragon and Han Dynasty as the main body, unfolds the imagination, and depicts the sympathy and love between Zulong and Yuanfeng, the mortal enemies. The story of killing each other..."

San Xiao's eyes lit up.

Huang Zhu was taken aback, "...what's wrong?"

Yun Xiao said excitedly: "Master Uncle, you are really amazing, but it can be seen that they are in love with one hundred thousand words, we haven't laid it out yet!"

Qiong Xiao also said: "That's right, love and kill each other, this word is so clever!"

Bi Xiao: "We thought that telling the story behind would scare the uncle, but who knows...haha, the uncle is really amazing."

Huang Zhu: "...?!"

It's too late... He just thought that this model was very standard, and he just said a modern buzzword, who knew that San Xiao's original form would be blown out.

Convinced, Zulong and Yuanfeng, you guys who are determined to be BE, are also flirting, it seems that you are still a generation of cruel queens...

San Xiao introduced Huang Zhu as a confidant, and talked about how the plot would be after that. He also mentioned that Zu Long and Yuan Feng could give birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix hybrids, and the second part could write the struggle history of the illegitimate child.

Huang Zhu said quietly: "Feng titled the book because he begged the sage of Zixiao Palace to cover up the secrets, so he dared to talk about history. Can the three of you ask the sage Tongtian to cover up the secrets for you?"

San Xiao looked at each other in blank dismay.

If you can't...the descendants of Zulong and Yuanfeng are still okay, and you can't ask the saints to cover up the secrets, then even the dragon and phoenix clans in vests will be counted as written by them. .

It doesn't matter if you arrange it, it's not without unofficial history for so many years.

Besides, the prehistoric world is full of wonders, the male is a phoenix, and the female is a phoenix. Although Yuanfeng is a male, but he was inspired by the five elements, he also gave birth to an egg-of course, this matter was probably before Yuanfeng's son became famous. Only Huang Zhu knew that he dared not tell San Xiao now, lest they get excited.

Therefore, it is not terrible to arrange a man to have a child. If you arrange two male gods to fall in love (emphasis), and give birth to the crystallization of love, then you have to consider the feelings of the dragon and the phoenix!

Why hasn't Huang Zhu seen it before? Since he wanted the prehistoric cultural industry to flourish, he wouldn't deliberately suppress San Xiao, but instead mentioned them.

Huang Zhu said sincerely: "The prehistoric world is full of dangers, and you preach, but you have to consider the reality, understand?"

San Xiao looked as if he had a major mission on his face, "Preaching... Thank you for your guidance, uncle, we understand!"

San Xiao discussed changing the outline to the normal direction, making it more vague and ambiguous, so that he would publish it under the name of San Xiao without any approval.

Huang Zhu listened to their discussion, pointing out a few words from time to time, and couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart, San Xiao, how did you become like this, it's not the same as the goddess in the myth!

He also thought of Sanxiao saying that Fengxian Shu was their favorite author, so he didn't want to ask them if they still liked the CP in "Bu Zhou Shan Que"... He didn't even see any signs of natural rot in Nuwa Empress , so how did San Xiao wake up?

At this time, Huang Zhu did not expect that a few years later, Sanxiao's famous saying, "Fellow Taoist, would you be interested in hearing what I have proved?" ...

Those who have heard of the way of enlightenment and good fortune, have you ever heard of the way of proof of base decay?It's basically a cliché to trick people into strange organizations, basically equivalent to "friend, have you heard of Amway?".

General Huang Zhu and San Xiao finished discussing the outline, and Daoist Taiyi came again.

He came to Huang Zhu's office frequently, moved the chairs by himself as soon as the door opened, and talked to Huang Zhu with some excitement, "Uncle Master, today, today should be the birthday of my Lingzhu!"

Yunxiao let out a "huh", "Brother Taiyi, are you having a baby?"

Master Taiyi is fine, Huang Zhu almost staggered on the spot, "It's a gem that Taiyi's nephew found in Kunlun Mountain. It is said that he has a relationship with him as a teacher and apprentice. He has been waiting to transform."

Upon hearing this, Bi Xiao stroked her chin and said, "The gem with the relationship between master and apprentice? Could it be the one that directly caused the Kunlun Mountain public toilet to be on duty for 300 years?"

There were so many papers, and there were so many Jiejiao students, many of the Jiejiao disciples who joined in later actually didn't know why they had to compete with Chanjiao in the competition field in the first place...

Sanxiao knew quite well, but they were not very interested in this matter, neither wanted to watch, nor did they intend to call Shiji, anyway, Shiji might still be in the test field or the public toilet... They simply said Go back and change the outline.

Daoist Taiyi sits cross-legged in front of the gemstone. When the moon is in the mid-heaven, the gemstone absorbs the moonlight, and the mist around his body becomes thicker and thicker. There are traces of blood in it. Various visions show that the gemstone It's about to change form, and the hostility is relatively strong.

However, all spiritual things are born with personalities, and one can get a glimpse of them from their visions when they transform.Just like the human race is born to be able to deduce what his future will look like based on his face, palmistry, etc., his character determines his destiny.

Daoist Taiyi became more and more excited, staring at the gemstone.

Huang Zhu sat on the couch in the corner and watched silently, and saw that the gem burst out with seven colors of spiritual light, and under the eyes of the two of them, it turned into a handsome boy of fourteen or fifteen years old, wearing a black robe, who was born with a mysterious cultivation base , Familiar with prehistoric common sense.

Daoist Taiyi was very happy, and said to the young man: "I am Daoist Taiyi, a disciple of the sage who explained and taught Tongtian, you and I should have a relationship between master and apprentice, I will name you Lingzhu today, you come to my sect, It is the No.1 disciple of the third generation!"

Lingzhu's eyes turned around on him, and he hehe said, "I was raised by nature, and I have my own teachings, so why should I worship you as a teacher! Even a saint, I won't worship. But the name Lingzhuzi Not bad, I can take it."

What? !This expansion is wrong! !

Daoist Taiyi: "...how can this be done!! I have already recognized you as my disciple, and I want to teach you magic weapons and exercises!!"

Ling Zhuzi raised her chin, "I was born with a set of innate skills in my spiritual consciousness!"

Taiyi is really stupid.

Huang Zhu was also slightly taken aback.

Even if Daoist Taiyi has never accepted disciples, he has seen pigs run away even if he has never eaten pork. He has never heard that it is so difficult for saints to accept disciples. Moreover, they are spiritual creatures transformed from Kunlun Mountain.But the Lingzhuzi actually has its own skills. Could it be that he has kept it for hundreds of years in vain? What should we do? He couldn't help but glance anxiously at Huang Zhu, who is used to preaching, "Uncle Master..."

Huang Zhu looked at the Lingzhu, then at Taiyi Daoist, and said dryly: "This, this, let's listen to the opinion of the sage..."

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