[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: two days of night shifts in a row, exhausted to the point of death, a new chapter is presented, and I beg forgiveness for not being able to update it every day...

Jian Jie thought that trying to fall asleep singing "Uneasy" secretly would be a sleepless night, but unexpectedly, he slept soundly until noon before waking up leisurely. He was about to stretch out habitually, but suddenly realized that today is not what it used to be, so he used the smallest amount of sleep Quietly turning her neck to look over, she met his slightly resentful little eyes, she couldn't help blinking her sleepy eyes, she was sober, did she not sleep all night?

"Are you awake? Then get up." His voice was hoarse and nasal, and he pouted as if he was about to burst into bed. She would wake up automatically within six hours, but seeing that she was having a good dream, she couldn't bear to wake up, so she endured numbness in her arms, soreness in her legs and paralysis on one side.

Concisely and subconsciously asked: "Are you sorry?"

"Can't get up." Master Crab's lips pouted even higher.

"Why? Ah! I didn't ask anything!" So the sleepy eyes of a certain god-man glanced at "that point" very smoothly. Could it be that boob?sweat!

Master Crab pushed her little head full of dirty thoughts away with a palm, and glared at her blushingly, "Pig head! What kind of hooligan are you playing? My hands are numb and my legs are numb!"

"Uh, what, hehehe..." A godman smiled silly and touched his nose, then quickly jumped up and ran to the bathroom to justify, "It's a normal reaction, it's not a hooligan to think about it, it's an action. "

"Go away!" Master Crab smashed a cushion super smoothly, and as a result, his half-paralyzed body was as ecstasy as if being stabbed by thousands of needles, and he could only grin his teeth and cry secretly.

When the two of them were having lunch in the weird rhythm of a certain godman taking a sneak peek and the Mr. Crab glaring at him secretly, Guan Yu came over with a stack of newspapers and asked for instructions: "Master Jay, Master Junbiao, I have two pieces of news. One is not good." It’s wonderful, one is shocking, which one do you two want to hear first?”

Jian Jie squinted at the stack of newspapers, "How old are you still playing this? Tell me."

Gu Junpyo frowned and said, "I'm more concerned about where else in Los Angeles is suitable for us to spend an afternoon without being disturbed."

"Ahem...Master Junbiao, if you want to go out, please fly to the sky." Guan Yu looked at the ceiling with a headache, and reported helplessly, "The brothers who were changing shifts went to the restaurant to eat and were recognized by the guests who lived together, so The reporters and fans waiting at the Beverly Hotel have surrounded here. But this is still a trivial matter, Jay, you should read these two latest news first."

One is the picture news from Xinhua News Agency: a close-up photo of concise sweating and standing up, with the inscription written by the President of the country-spiritual role model

The other is the headline on the front page of the "Los Angeles Times", which published a tweet posted by the daughter of the President of the United States at [-]:[-] this morning in a large format: Hi!The strong and beautiful queen, Daddy just said to me: "Honey, Ms. McGrady's pizza is definitely not as good as Mommy's, you should tell that brave Chinese girl!" Mommy said that she wants to eat Chinese food for Christmas dinner, Ms. McGrady's family and her friends must have been very happy last night, and she told Daddy that she hoped to see you in person.Empress, may I have the honor to meet you?

Attached are two photos: one is a family portrait of the president's family celebrating Christmas Eve, and the other is a beautiful profile photo of Jian Jie's face-to-face ceremony with Théophile at the fashion show.

These two pieces of news are indeed a bit scary, let's forget about the chairman's side, at least they have had an affair, but the nigger boss also came to get involved?sweat!Just because I said on Twitter that "I haven't had time to eat with others recently, not even the President of the United States"?Continue to waterfall sweat!Well, this is simply the rhythm of begging for money!Jian Jie looked at the end of Twitter and sweated silently about some charity events that the president's wife would attend in the next few days. After a little thought, she took her mobile phone and walked aside, "You eat, I'll call the elder brother."

"Jane, I don't think it's good for the big brother to go out, and you don't have to go anywhere if you stay here today, unless you really want to go--the president's house as a guest." After reading these two articles, Gu Junbiao will definitely make his mother happy The unexpected news and various comments touting simplicity, it took a long time to burst out such a sentence with embarrassment.Nicaragua Falls Khan!The United States deserves to be a country that advocates democracy, even the president dares to play like this!

Concisely smiled, so what about the president?Don't you have to go on catwalks in accordance with public opinion, and you have to run for election in November next year, right?However, since he used himself as a bargaining chip in his re-election, she would naturally not miss the opportunity to increase the bargaining chip, so why not throw some dollars.

And He Lefeng obviously also received the news, he just said one sentence when he got on the phone: "Continue to do your own thing, just pay a few bucks over there."

This decision was in perfect harmony with the concise mind. She turned on her laptop and went to Twitter first. Seeing that the president's daughter's tweet was retweeted by N people, the netizens were delighted for her and at the same time guessed how she would respond.She raised her eyebrows with a secret smile, and posted a sentence in Chinese: "Merry Christmas! I wish you a happy new year! (Dogs jumping happily)", and then responded with a smiley expression on Twitter.

"Hee hee... let's take your time to guess you guys." After Jian Jie finished speaking, he immediately went offline, opened his account and thought for a while, and donated 2000 million yuan to the China Foundation for Poverty Alleviation in the name of "K&J", with the note "supporting extremely poor students" , and then donated 300 million US dollars each to Doctors Without Borders and UNICEF. The former's donation was earmarked for "aid for AIDS children", while the latter also stated "for disabled children".Finally, she donated $100 million each to Martha's Table, a food charity in Washington, which distributes food to the poor, and Catholic Charities in Los Angeles, where the president's wife will be present.

It seems that she always remembers the children who have the same experience as Apple in her heart. Gu Junbiao touched the head of a caring angel and smiled very easily: "Good student, Professor Clayderman must be very happy when he finds out. But You forgot your alma mater and Ms. McGrady, by the way, and MIT, may I express it?"

"Alright, let's make a small contribution to the library." Jian Jie immediately gave up his seat to the money-spreading boy, and then imitated the tone of a certain principal and said, "I love you, baby."

"Come on, don't call me stingy enough, I don't have the good ability to make money every day." Gu Junbiao is rare, imitating his girlfriend's signature style, and using "J&J" to remit 50 to each of the three schools Ten thousand dollars, donated to the libraries of Cambridge Business School, Harvard School of Psychology, and MIT Department of Business Administration, and he secretly sent a text message to tell his mother about it when he asked Guan Yu about the grand occasion downstairs.

After receiving the text message, the Queen Mother discussed with her husband, and decided to keep pace with her future daughter-in-law, and then donated the same amount in the name of the Shinhwa Charity Foundation. She turned her face and said to herself: "Interesting, this girl is either lazy Spend money, or spend 1100 million dollars in a few minutes. You do this on the cusp of the storm, tsk, it seems to be low-key, but it is extremely high-profile, you little profiteer, even doing good deeds, you still plan to spend money on knife edge .”

After playing the money-spreading boys, some two had nowhere to go, so they nestled back on the sofa and chose a random American blockbuster while watching and chatting, and complained all kinds of gods.A sharp-eyed man with a poisonous mouth said that the plot direction here is unreasonable, there are goofy scenes there, and a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.But the normal-minded Mr. Crab said that the female lead is not as beautiful as the female lead, and the villain male lead is really cowardly. The director definitely has a grudge against the male lead, otherwise he would have tried his best to torment him or something.

The whole afternoon was passed away in such a leisurely and boring way, as lazy as if the two of them planted on the sofa even settled the Christmas dinner on the spot, Shang Haiming shook his head secretly, thinking that these two children were too lazy Alright, at least walk around to get rid of food.

But a certain couple vowed to continue the decadent rhythm to the end. After dinner, they chose a Chinese New Year comedy to watch, but the ensuing text messages interrupted their rare time alone.First, a certain principal sent a message to both of them to express his gratitude, and the old man was not ashamed to say that the more donations, the better. Then Ms. McGrady and a professor also expressed their gratitude to the two for their generosity on behalf of the school.Seeing that his girlfriend had finished reading it, Gu Junbiao sent a text reply with a smile as a courtesy.

Not long after, Jia Chaoren, who occasionally came to tease Gu Junbiao, sent a text message of Christmas greetings, and complained that a certain god was too generous, causing him to be so heartbroken, and begged the prince of mythology to give him a chance to make money.

Gu Junbiao was a little embarrassed, secretly glanced at his girlfriend who couldn't stop praising "our motherland's scenery is really beautiful", and said in his heart that Uncle Chaoren's information is really well-informed, but your charisma is too awesome, right? ?

Another reminder of a new text message sounded, and a certain godman curled his lips as lazy as if he had broken his front paw, "The cheap dick must have nothing good to say, it's up to you to appreciate it."

Why don't you let me suffer if you don't say good things?Gu Junbiao complained and opened it to see, this time the second young master Jie didn't play cheap, he only sent the Tangmen headquarters to the five branches to instruct the donation and the report on the completion of the task received, the donated organization and the amount were exactly the same as the concise one.So Mr. Crab, who got a glimpse of Tangmen's enterprise chain for the first time, sweated wildly. It turned out that these five internationally famous consortiums belonged to Tangmen's banner!As my mother said at the beginning, no one is smaller than the Shinhwa Foundation.

A certain man of God received his boyfriend's slightly strange gaze, so he glanced at his phone with his head, lightly bumped his head on the shoulder, and said with a deadpan look: "Hey... don't be afraid, only the third European It’s up to me to take care of the hanging, and I just go for a stroll occasionally like the big brother.”

Gu Junbiao asked curiously: "How many smaller branches are there?"

"I haven't calculated the exact number. The pervert said that publishing the annual report is troublesome. It is necessary to refuse the listing. It is necessary to make a fortune without saying a word. The boss will issue orders uniformly, and the second child is in charge of finance and intelligence. The third senior brother and I In the world, besides taking care of Shinhwa in the future, your responsibilities should be similar to mine." After explaining in a few words, he continued to appreciate the scenery of the motherland.

Gu Junbiao put his head on his girlfriend's shoulder listlessly and said gloomily, "Jay, I'm under a lot of pressure, help me."

"Hey..." A god-man first touched his face lovingly, and then yelled out, "Brothers! You young master Junbiao is going to perform the magical skill of transforming pressure into motivation, hurry up and take a pear top!" Tickets!"

"Pig, you! What are you yelling about, shut up!" Gu Junbiao hurriedly covered her big mouth, and heard the humming sound of the bodyguards coming from the outer hall, but one of the bodyguards yelled bravely "Master Junbiao has no duck pears to eat but can only eat beautiful women", which caused a certain god man to bend down and take off his slippers and throw them over!

"Pig head, have you taken it upon yourself?" The helpless Mr. Crab smiled sullenly and took over the job of the crab claws with his mouth. He was about to deepen the kiss, but a text message sounded out of his phone, and when he opened it, his handsome face collapsed. The rogue uncle said: "Young man, tell JJ to come over for a meeting at one o'clock in the morning, and you should go back to Korea."

Koo Junpyo revealed the content of the text message and complained wildly: "Shameless! Inhumane! He gave you 1.5 million tons of gold!"

"There are still a few hours, what shall we play?" A certain godman said that he would fulfill his duty as a girlfriend.

Gu Junbiao shook his head, hugged her into his arms, covered her eyes and said in a low voice: "Don't play anything, even if you can't sleep, you can rest your mind, get rid of the rascal uncle and fly back, OK?"

A certain Goddess brushed his palm with a fan of long eyelashes as a sign of gratitude, "Little boyfriend, you are so warm."

Gu Junbiao flicked his hair stinkingly, "That is, who is full of flaws like you?"

"Don't tell me that Miss Ben doesn't have a single advantage?"

"Yes..." Gu Junbiao said in a manly voice, bent his ear and bit her earlobe lightly, "Want to listen?"

A certain godman refused without even thinking about it: "No!"

"Okay, let me say." Gu Junbiao said in a smooth voice, "Your only advantage is...the happiness I want, only you can give me in the whole world."

"So, Miss Ben doesn't have any shortcomings, right?" She won't lose if she compares to bad farts.

"Yes, yes, that's right, you—take your feet away! Do you think my young master's legs are footstools?!"

"Yes, yes, that's right, you should reward me with two legs for having eight legs."

"Fuck you! Kiss one..."