[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

Due to the crowded scene in the hotel lobby and entrance, Gu Junbiao, who was expelled by Professor Clayderman, could only choose to escape by helicopter, and arrived at the airport smoothly with the cooperation of bodyguards on land.After returning to China, he plunged into the rooftop house and pretended to be an ascetic monk. If there was no important matter to decide on in the clubhouse, he would never go out. In order not to disturb his girlfriend who was already on the negotiating schedule, he rarely contacted him. Even if he had questions about homework, he would ask. Brother go.

However, Gu Junbiao and his three little friends have added a new entertainment, that is, they must watch the news of Los Angeles every day. They are often laughed at by some god-man's cheap tricks, and they always say that this girl is definitely a fool's entertainment. One of the masters.

The work-intensive brevity is often used by reporters as an artifact to refresh the mind, and it is a joy to shave people!When the reporters blocked her on land, she pretended to be a birdman and went in and out of the negotiation venue.When some rich media rented a helicopter to follow the filming, she took a taxi in and out again.When the reporters expanded their camp and even sent people to guard taxis and passing vehicles, she slipped away pretending to be a hotel employee.What's even more exaggerated is that she also changes hotels from hotel to hotel every day, and sometimes she doesn't stay in the presidential suites of several hotels at the same time, but flies to Sister McGrady's house to eat and drink.This made George, who loves to act as a whistleblower, stand out. It is said that not only his salary has increased, but also the number of students appointed to be McGrady as a tutor has increased a lot.

But that’s not a big deal, whenever the brevity and obstinate journalists catch their eyes, Ya will throw a greeting that makes foreigners feel confused, such as the Chinese “fanfou” or Chinglish "Goodgoodwork, daydayup!" and so on.Sometimes she even posed like an emperor to the children who squatted until their feet were soft, waved her paws and said, "Everyone is flat!" To say "If there is something to play, if there is nothing to do, to leave the court" is to incarnate as the second master of Liuriguan and shout "Everyone pull out to die, die, let's work"!

It is said that there are many people who are popular, and the joyful behavior of a certain god-man fooling the reporters has been reproduced in various media, but not only did the fans not feel ashamed, but they also reposted it in the comments without getting tired.There was also a wave of enthusiasm among foreign children to learn Chinese, but Chinese netizens once again deified her god-level remarks, and sometimes some crooked accents made people laugh.

However, what made the succinct and secretly lamented the wonder of the netizens was that the short few words between her and Professor Clayderman discussing the remuneration on the Internet were intercepted by some interested people, and they asserted that it was related to the Queen's trip to Los Angeles, and many curious netizens Ask the queen to reward the truth.Once more times, the public opinion became violent, so some professionals came out again to act as beasts. After a while, some people came up with the guess that "maybe adding 23 is the truth" based on the clues of the press conference. Unfortunately, no one took it seriously. , and was also sprayed with all kinds of jokes.

The answer was finally revealed at the end of January. After nearly a month of negotiations, this world-renowned huge acquisition was finally concluded at US$52.8 billion. Blood-red Wuzhishan!

For more than a month, Jian Jie has always appeared on the scene in a white shirt and a black suit. The only thing that has changed is the expensive accessories. All kinds of diamonds, ancient jade, gemstones and crystal buckles are dazzling. Netizens from all over the world have guessed the queen's net worth. Geometry provided some reliable information, but some journalists laughed at the lackluster wardrobe of the Queen, whose clothing taste is really not as good as the blessing of fashion masters.

Today's Jane attended the press conference of the signing ceremony in pure black attire. To show her joy, she also wore a red windbreaker to match the ancient blood jade buckle. She walked calmly into the venue with her mentor and Chinese representatives. It is very conspicuous, and it is appropriate to become the most shining heroine.

Just a few minutes before the press conference, almost all the reporters turned their microphones to Jane, and some asked her to tell some unknown stories behind the short film, and she said with a smile: "It's the same, but you can get the general idea after watching the short film. When asked about the details, she begged for mercy: "Do you really have the heart to let me recall such a painful experience? Please let me go."

When someone asked her how she felt about the president’s daughter’s tweet, she just smiled and said, “It’s a bit unexpected.” Such a general answer naturally didn’t satisfy the reporters, and they rushed to ask her what she thought about philanthropy. Are you invited to spread the money?

Jian Jie first looked at Professor Clayderman with a smile, and then looked directly into the eyes of the reporter who asked the question for three seconds, but still smiled and said nothing, as if he had made up his mind not to speak out on this issue.However, several reporters from the motherland who came from afar came to bombard them one after another. A reporter with great powers threw out 2000 million yuan of RMB poverty alleviation donations and asked the truth about "K&J". Professor Clayderman couldn't help calling out Said: "Hi! *Baby, your compatriots are so powerful, they can even get this news!"

This sentence undoubtedly admitted from the side that there was a real donation, so the reporters immediately became enthusiastic and asked questions.Conciseness has to give face to the compatriots of the motherland, but the answer is slightly subtle and said in Chinese: "I love to do what I want to do, and I am too lazy to say what I can not say. Sometimes keeping silent is the best way to save trouble."

Professor Clayderman also showed a Chinese saying: "Man is doing it, and the sky is watching. God knows the earth, she knows me, and she already knows four things. Why bother to retreat and ask others to know?" After a pause, He was afraid that others would not know how to count and explained, "Four is more than three, you understand."

Jian Jie chuckled and raised his eyebrows. After learning that the donation was worth a share, this rascal uncle gave an extra 5000 million US dollars, just enough to pay the salaries of two special assistants with outstanding abilities who never showed up. , It's so cool, is there any wood?

All the Chinese reporters smiled knowingly, and the answer was self-evident. This is simply the rhythm of doing good but not being famous.Western journalists who didn't understand were either busy asking their Chinese counterparts for translation, or asking about the president's wife's affair. They all responded with "hehe" to their treacherous brevity, and turned their heads to talk to the Chinese representative when they were really pressed. The boss had nothing to say.

Professor Clayderman said with a serious expression: "You have to ask the President's wife about this matter." It is the most profound propaganda art to show a degree, reveal half and leave half, and the effect of saying it yourself is far from being found out. Yes, so as to maximize the bargaining chip.

Seeing that they couldn't pry their mouths open, the reporters had no choice but to take the time to ask Jian Jian how he felt about the successful completion of the acquisition.

A British reporter showed an inconceivable expression after being translated by his Chinese colleagues, and shouted: "Miss Jane, the success of this acquisition is simply incomparably brilliant for a young man of your age. How can you Seeing and judging so easily? I have to say you are too humble!"

Jie Jie shook his head with a smile, "Humility? Wrong, from my personal point of view, this is just an ordinary job. It is my responsibility to complete it according to the order. If it is not completed, it is my negligence. If it is really brilliant, it is also When the other party agrees to sign the contract, it becomes a past tense." She raised her eyebrows domineeringly, and said proudly, "Everyone's starting point is different, and the definition of brilliance is naturally different. Sir, now you can take back the 'I am very humble' statement." Conclusion."

Professor Clayderman praised: "*Baby, I just admire your pride! Dear Irish gentleman, the brilliance you mentioned is as meaningless as a degree certificate. It can only prove yesterday's achievements and tomorrow's achievements. Achievement still has to start from scratch. If you want to be successful, you should understand this first like her."

"Yes, Professor. Miss Jane, no, Empress, you are amazing!" The British reporter seemed to have become a die-hard fan in an instant, and he discarded his professionalism and applauded excitedly, "Oh~~ Empress, I I really love your arrogance! No, no, no, this is not arrogance, it is self-confidence! A self-confidence that is difficult for ordinary people to surpass!"

"Please also pat your little hand on my respected teacher, thank you." Jie Jie took Professor Clayderman's arm and raised the most vulgar scissors finger and said with a charming smile, "Uncle Hooligan, we cooperate Take a picture, I am willing to share this splendor with you."

"I am very grateful for the gift of you little bastard." Although Professor Clayderman was complaining, he made a more vulgar gesture of making two fingers for the chin of the gun butt to accompany his lover, which made everyone go crazy Laugh and applaud, the old and the young are really funny!

After the photo shoot, she was afraid of being asked about the brevity of her relationship and wanted to make excuses, but things backfired. A tabloid entertainment reporter stopped her with a high-pitched question, "Miss Jian, many people think that the Korean gentleman who has made no achievements so far If it is not your wealth and ability, this will definitely affect your relationship, how do you view this issue?"

"Isn't it good enough?" Jian Jiexie smiled with the corners of his lips curled up, and looked at him mockingly, "OK, then I'll play vulgar games with you. Excuse me, I won't bow down to my boyfriend Under the high-priced suit pants made by fashion masters, shouldn’t you still kneel and lick your old leather shoes? Everyone in the world says that happiness and satisfaction come from comparison, don’t you understand?”

Slap in the face?This is the favorite game of the lazy Professor Clayderman!He caressed his old face and said with a smile: "Dear friend, having no achievements does not mean that you have no ability to create brilliance. As long as you give that cute Korean guy a little time, his achievements will surpass that of this talented girl next to me. How dare you take it?" Do you want to bet all your money against me? I'm sure you're going to feel a pain in the face right now, just like my lovely old guys who never got to see you."

Jian Jie squinted over blankly, and said in a flat tone: "Dear professor, are you going to move on like that old tailor? Please believe me that your wife will... Hehe, you dare to take all Are you making this bet with me? My face hurts!"

So except for the old shoe reporter who looked ashamed and angry but still insisted on listening and observing, everyone else looked at the professor who was turned into an army with a suppressed smile, and secretly said that the queen is too a thief!Must what?There is a lot to discuss!

The old and treacherous Professor Clayderman will not be fooled, he stroked his mustache and said with a casual smile: "Under the premise that I cannot guarantee* and you will not call my wife to conspire, this bet of yours I will put it on hold forever. Hehe~~ You little bastard don't want to bully me, don't forget that I am your teacher!"

The brevity seems to bow modestly, but the words are extremely blunt: "Okay, student, I will continue to work hard. In time, I must let you appreciate the true meaning of 'the disciples of the church starved to death of the master'."

"I've tasted it, and it tastes wonderful. Maybe I have to find time to have a good talk with that daring Korean guy. I can never have too many free apprentices. Twenty dollars is money." Professor Clayderman said in disbelief. Shrugging, one of his senior investment bank apprentices immediately stepped forward to take off the coat he was wearing, and smiled at Jian Jie, "*?"

"Thank you." Jian Jie's hands, which had been hidden in her pockets all the time, were exposed. When she took off the windbreaker and handed it to the senior brother, the head of the Chinese representative immediately gasped. She turned her face in a little surprise, and then smiled, "Yao Sir, are you also a jade lover?"

Mr. Yao stared at the blood jade wrench on her right index finger and said, "No, it's my mother. I think she will be surprised when she sees this wrench of yours. It must have a history of thousands of years, right? It seems... a bit new?"

"Mr. Yao really has a long history of family education and first-class vision. I think you are really humble. This is a blood jade square seal of the Western Han Dynasty. It was accidentally smashed, so the waste was repurposed into this set of gadgets." Extremely concise. Spreading his hands gracefully to the stage, "I see Uncle Tom and the others are coming soon, Mr. Yao, please."

Mr. Yao saw that the purpose of helping to show off his wealth had been achieved, and after these days of contact, he knew that simplicity is the most annoying thing about serving reporters, so he excused himself to stay where he is and willingly stand in the way of this great hero, "You and the professor should take your seats first, I will Wait for Mr. Lawrence."

Professor Clayderman held out his arms to his lover in a gentlemanly manner, "*Baby, let's go, let's go to rest. I don't think Lawrence is late for three to five minutes. It's not enough to express his anger at you."

Jie Jie turned a blind eye to his professor's kind deeds, but imitated his dead face with his hands behind his back and walked away slowly, and said with a leisurely smile: "Wrong, the person that Uncle Tom hates the most is you, an overage Jerry. I am not enough students." Qualified to be hated by him."

"Hi! *Honey, I'm so hungry now! I think you should go to Wall Street, now!"

Stopped in a concise and obedient manner, turned around, pulled out the platinum signature pen in his trouser pocket and raised it, "Are you sure?

Professor Clayderman raised his head to the sidelines without hesitation, "Of course, get lost, it's none of your business here."

"What about the certificate?"

Professor Clayderman laughed as much as he wanted, "Hey~~ It's already flown to where it should be."

"Hello, professor, goodbye, professor." Hearing that, Jian Jie immediately grabbed the windbreaker and walked out, cut!Nima knew that the torn piece of paper had been sent to Africa, so why stay here?

Although the misty reporters were full of questions like stars in the sky, they could only watch the heroine walk away under the protection of the bodyguards. Fortunately, Jie Jie came to the door and had a face-to-face meeting with Lawrence, the head of the International Aircraft Leasing Finance Company. , at any rate, it left a good show for them to exchange business.

"Hi! Uncle Tom, how did you sleep last night?"

When Lawrence saw the brevity, he seemed to be furious. He nodded his index finger fiercely, and declared firmly: "Damn it! I really don't want to see you, who is as beautiful as an angel but more cunning than a fox The wolf is still a vicious Chinese girl! I can swear to God, I don’t want to deal with you in this life! Also, please remember my name, my name is Lawrence! David Lawrence!”

"Okay, Uncle Tom, I'll remember." Jian Jie sent a gentle farewell knife, "Please rest assured, I have no interest in the remaining 10% of your company for the time being. I wish you a sweet dream tonight, goodbye."

"Oh~~ my God! Why did you create an even more hateful little witch after you created the demon Clayderman!" The sad Uncle Tom was so angry that she pushed those poor thin hairs on his head. Mao was trembling, looking at Professor Clayderman who was smiling proudly with his hands behind his back on the stage, he yelled, "You damn old bastard! I don't need to hate you, but I hate you, the most annoying person in the world. Devil student! Yes, that's it, I really hate her!"

"I'm sorry, my dear Lawrence, I feel exactly the opposite of yours. All the Queen's performances are excellent, and this is a fact that even God has to agree with."

Lawrence immediately put down his old face like a defeated rooster, and said lazily: "Well, I also agree, she is the smartest and toughest opponent I have ever met in my life. But if you agree, I would like to Curse her car with flat tires every day, and advise her boyfriend to stay away from her as soon as possible. Oh, no, no, no, she should be allowed to marry and have children earlier, so as not to cause harm to the world."

"Old man, your curse is very loving, and I am more than happy to convey it. Before you win the second 90% of the shares, I will warn her not to go to you, because it is not worth it, is it?"

"Damn it! I'm going to curse you to be unlucky tomorrow!"

"Hahaha~~~" Everyone present couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard this, expressing their boundless respect for this group of people who are both opponents and friends with warm and kindly mocking applause.

The reporters who did not forget their jobs smiled and surrounded Lawrence, Mr. Yao and others to ask anecdotes about the negotiation process, but they were scolded away one by one by the angry Lawrence.However, Mr. Yao, who is more talkative, made the reporter's trip worthwhile, and more or less dug up some good news.For example, Mr. Yao, who is also a well-known rich man in China, was surprised by the estimated value of the finger ring at more than 3000 million yuan. The queen's remuneration is close to [-] million US dollars. The two personal assistants accompanying the queen are also high-level people from famous families or multinational conglomerates, etc. Waiting, but I couldn't ask more detailed content. It is a pity that Mr. Yao said that he knew nothing about the Queen's trip to Wall Street like everyone else.

After the press conference, almost all the reports at the end focused on this new focus, and the influence was so wide that ordinary people also turned their attention to Wall Street, let alone professionals with sensitive tentacles.

But at this time, the news that shocked the world was born!The President's wife posted a tweet, thanking Professor Clayderman for his succinct donation on behalf of major charities, and bluntly asked who was involved in the subsequent donations from various countries.In the end, she cordially invited the two of them to go home with their companions for dinner in her own name, and humorously claimed that she also liked the progress of the gossip queen's relationship recently, and begged the gentleman to accompany her to attend Yunyun.

The China Foundation for Poverty Alleviation subsequently released the donation information received that day in an unconventional manner: the donor's signature, amount, and designated purpose are all available, and only the middle part of the donation account has been smeared.

Immediately afterwards, major charitable organizations also followed suit and handed out wild materials. Not only K&J’s private donations, but also donations from the five major multinational consortiums, Shinhwa Charity Foundation, and major Chinese tycoons such as Jia Chaoren. A rough calculation of this time The amount of follow-up donations was as high as more than 3 million U.S. dollars!

So everyone in the world was amazed, and some lamented that the Queen's charm is far and wide. Not only is the Queen's fans all over the world better than any other world-class star, but the widest range of friends and the high level are even more difficult to match.Some joked that only the wife of the President of the United States could match her charm, and praised the president's daughter as the most wonderful toss of the hydrangea.While the die-hard fans are thankful for the disadvantaged groups in need of help, they also expressed that their love for the queen will remain unchanged throughout their lives, and they firmly support the relationship between the queen and the gentleman to the end, and will never allow others to blaspheme and criticize. In short, they are quite loving.

Because the donors signed the money with their real names, journalists from various countries heard the news and dispatched to besiege the donors to ask about their relationship with the queen and the professor. The reactions of the unavoidable people are very interesting, and the various answers make people feel the love in the world or make people laugh.

The enthusiastic and straightforward foreigner said without any scruples in an interview: "There is no doubt that I am an ordinary queen fan, and so are my family members, because no matter what the queen does, the performance is always so perfect, which deserves to be taken seriously by young people. Study. Yes, that’s what I tell my kids.”

The Queen Mother replied with a faint smile: "That girl never advertises that she has done any good deeds, but I can tell you with certainty that she and her friends have not only been doing it all the time, but also doing far more than what you know. Children We all know how to be grateful and how to give back to the society, which makes us very gratified as elders..."

Seniors like He Shengyu and other bigwigs responded in a regular manner: "We should do our best for charity, and hope that there will be more and more kind-hearted people who know how to give back to society..."

But Feng Yinan picked his nostrils and said in a weird way: "A certain bastard said, I don't mean that she is going to kidnap my wife, do you think I dare not agree? Come on, let's go, I have to Go home and watch, who knows if that bastard will break his promise."

Jia Chaoren asked the reporter back with a blank face: "Did I also make a donation? Let me think about it, ah! I received a call asking me to get up to pee in the middle of the night that day. Did I misreport the account number in a daze? I God! Lend me three hundred cars, I have to go to the bank and ask!"

After seeing the news that the two were making rumors for fun, Gu Junbiao posted a Twitter complaint: "I said it, Brother Feng, didn't I just drink you two more glasses at the wedding? As for the arrangement? Uncle Superman, you really love acting You have to know that I was called to a meeting by the professor after I watched her pay with my own eyes. How could that workaholic call you to tease you? Since you are so free, why not come and play two rounds of billiards with me alright."

Feng Yinan's two-player rhythm immediately started: "The latest goal: form a team to destroy the mythical prince!"

Jia Chaoren posted a picture of a mace beating a pink pig dressed as a gentleman, "Count me in! Look, I, a big guy who is suitable for home travel, hunting pigs and wolves, is ready. I will let him talk more!"

Now, the number of comments on Twitter skyrocketed geometrically. Not only game companies and familiar friends scrambled to sign up, but even netizens from all over the world followed up frantically, scaring the rich and powerful Mr. Crab into a cold sweat. Not good, I really want to be poor!

While Gu Junpyo and F3 were looking at each other and thinking hard about the countermeasures, a tweet was reposted, which was a concise response to the president's wife, with only three smiling sun emojis, just like her response to the president's daughter.

Gu Junpyo saw that the time of posting was half a minute ago, so he immediately posted a close-up photo of learning the tea ceremony with Yoon Ji-hoo yesterday. No one appeared in the whole picture, only a few pots and cups, and the clear and light green leaves showed their posture in the water Dancing gracefully, the only thing that can show his identity is his right hand wearing a couple ring. Su Yizheng filmed the plain scene with a leisurely flavor of "stealing half a day's leisure in a floating life".

"The flowers on Moshang are blooming, and you can return slowly." Gu Junbiao attached a sentence in Chinese as promised to urge Yiren to return early.

The brevity that was still online quickly responded: "Got it! We're done, and we're on our way to the airport."

Gu Junbiao secretly smiled sweetly, "Okay, I'll wait for you."

He thought they would meet immediately, but the world is unpredictable, but this class made him wait for more than two years!