[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

Most of the time, you don't need a reason to like someone, and anything can be a reason to dislike someone.Therefore, before eagerly waiting for the 23:40 special Christmas short film to start, the brief "female psycho show" has become the most popular Christmas program for people who love her, adding a lot of fun to this Christmas Eve that is different from previous years.People who don't like her have more reasons to insult her, but no one cares about these tiny waves in the sea, right?

Fans are too lazy to care about those barking and screaming Hei Hei, lazy as simple and natural, and have no time to pay attention to it. After she successfully captured the enemy's ultimate weapon camera, she dragged this Western New Year into the rhythm of the Chinese New Year, eating melon seeds and peeling peanuts. There must be such Missi activities, and leisure items such as mahjong and poker are indispensable.

The prelude to the Battle of the Great Wall had just kicked off, and several of George's close neighbors and friends in the circle came uninvited, and joined the gambling front after taking group photos and making a fuss.However, in order to maintain a positive image, the stars chose blackjack with a smaller bet. Gu Junpyo, who is not good at mahjong, took the opportunity to give way to his girlfriend, and played poker with the professor's wife and the stars.

So, here is a multiplayer poker battle full of laughter, and the stars who love to act will always make a belly joke or pretend to be a miserable loser from time to time.There is a table of relatively quiet mahjong games over there. Jie Jie, the rogue uncle, the principal, and the MIT professor are all masters who are good at disguising and strategizing. No matter how the chips in front of them increase or decrease, they have been calmly shouting mahjong terms , most people want to see the clues of winning or losing from their faces?no way!

As the master, the family of three were completely reduced to servants. Sister Maddie and brother-in-law Jason would send all kinds of stuff at the request of the guests from time to time, and George, who was not dead, secretly continued to use his mobile phone as a whistleblower.He took pictures of the little-known sides of his celebrity friends and posted them on Twitter. For example, the newly promoted girl who is famous for her elegance is actually a cute little girl who loves to play tricks. She has always faced media criticism with high EQ. A movie star turned out to be a venomous guy who loves to complain, and a taciturn golden female supporting role also has a chattering look, and a certain student who has always shown off his witty and active personality is so quiet in private and often shows a shy smile, which provokes a certain woman Nian Shen pinched his pink face itchyly, but the gentleman who is an outsider looks like an extravagant and most astronomical male god. As for a certain female neuropathy who took off her dog equipment, she completely returned to elegance The queen's rhythm is accumulating money...

Hilarious photos and hilarious videos have accompanied people from all over the world to usher in 23:40.The special short film revealing how the queen was made was screened on time in cities of various countries, and broadcast live on the Internet at the same time, and TV stations in cities of the three countries also carried out broadcast and live reports.

When thin and immature brevity consumes genius brain cells in piles of difficult tomes, what was I doing at the same age?What am I doing when she is fighting to the death with many retired special forces elites and Chinese warriors?Where was I having any fun while she scrambled up and down the steps with her exhausted body?

Not long after the broadcast started, many people are recalling, reflecting, and even regretting that they wasted their beautiful youth... Some people shed silent tears for the girl in the picture, some silently cheered for the queen, Some people hugged and wept in pain, while others were aggrieved by the inhuman treatment of the goddess...

This seemingly long and short-lived video is marked with the End sign in the simple and uplifting picture. No one cheers, no one screams, and there is no applause. At this moment, it seems that the whole world has fallen into silence, because of the one who fought to the end The spirit represented by the unyielding eyes and the brave and powerful soul makes all human praises pale!

Even though this 15-minute special short film seems to forcibly lift the queen from the throne of the genius king, it does not prevent people from paying their silent but highest respect, and those Losers who are endlessly questioning and love to find a sense of existence, please shut up The stinking mouth!

Maybe people have been silent for a century, maybe people just stared in a daze for a few minutes, but when the screen on the big screen switched to the countdown to Christmas, people seemed to wake up completely. The first New Year's question is: "The current Queen What are you doing?"

Good question!Keeping in the dark, Jian Jie had just finished enjoying his New Year's show with his friends, and spewed out a sip of tea to pour over the head and face of a principal seated opposite him, and flung his trembling front paws at the TV screen In the middle of a piece of red, there was a scream in Chinese: "Which bastard exposed the glorious image of my lady's dried green beans?! See if I'm not fat and beat you to death!"

Dried lentils?It seems a little appropriate.Gu Junbiao twitched the corners of his mouth, suppressed his smile, raised his thumb and little finger and said in a careless voice, "Who else? Six-clawed God."

As a result, a certain god-man wilted immediately, looked tearfully at the boyfriend who had gained another threatening bargaining chip, and mourned, "I didn't say anything, and you didn't hear anything, did you?"

Master Crab showed a profiteer's face and chuckled ambiguously, "Under consideration."

A certain rogue uncle laughed happily and shouted: "Aha! JJ, you are a young husband!"

And a certain principal who lost miserably took the opportunity to mess up everyone's chips and a table of mahjong, and rushed to the bathroom like a slippery fish, "It's too dirty! I'm going to wash my face!"

A certain professor in the rhythm of the book hurriedly persuaded him to stay: "Hey! Old man, I don't want you to be so rambunctious! Come back soon!"

A god-man possessed by the God of Wealth rolled his eyes, "I'm going to go! Is this okay?"

"Look, ma'am, I've been working all night for nothing! I'm so bored, should I go back?"

"It's okay, honey, I won a gentleman's twenty dollars, enough for us to go to Chinatown for a delicious breakfast."

So they went back to each house and played their own things. A certain god-man resigned from the hospitable host's warm stay with the stinky and shameless excuse of "I'm going to have sex", and borrowed George's car to hide from the eyes and ears of the reporters. In Foley Villa, both of them were afraid of being annoyed to death before climbing back to the hotel, so they diverted to a certain five-star hotel owned by the Shinhwa Consortium.

The world outside the window is full of neon lights, cars are flowing like a river, and people on the street have entered the carnival rhythm of celebrating Christmas Eve. However, when the curtains are drawn, the TV is turned off, and the Internet is abandoned, this presidential suite has become a quiet and leisurely paradise.

Gu Junbiao, nestled in the depths of the sofa, lazily fiddled with the blue ribbon of the small gift box sneaked in from the sports car with his fingertips, with a faint smile on his lips, waiting for his girlfriend who smelled of oily smoke to be thoroughly cleaned out of the bath .Suddenly, his side sank, and he sat down on the back of the sofa wearing a set of simple clothes suitable for home pajamas, "Master Crab, are you in COS Newton again?"

"You pig, aren't you afraid of catching a cold?" Gu Junbiao complained, frowning slightly, took the towel in her hand and took over the work of drying her hair, and stuffed the gift box into her arms, "Here, this is for you."

"Jie Xiao?"

"That's better than if you don't give me a Christmas present."

So a god-man who loves to be nitpicky took a break from cooking for a while, tore off the wrapping paper in twos and twos, picked up a palm-sized "Gu Junbiao" human-shaped chocolate with his fingertips and sneered: "Mei poor engraving skills, Did you do it yourself?"

"That's better than you not thinking about it at all."

As a result, a certain god-man who choked twice in a row stopped eating completely, ruthlessly poked a crab claw with his fingertips, and ate the genuine creature with a slightly ferocious gulp, Gu Junbiao smiled and said nothing.She continued to destroy the work, and after a while, the claws and claws fell out, and the brain was still eaten, and suddenly she sucked her sweet fingers and asked, "Where's mine?"

"Guess?" Gu Junbiao bent his shoulders and chest and stuffed it into her mouth, asking a little ambiguously, "Is it delicious?"

A certain godman honestly expressed his aftertaste: "It's not very sweet, the taste is silky, but..." She glanced at the remaining waist and abdomen, "I feel a little terrified."

Gu Junbiao continued to feed, "There is still a little more, let's eat."

"Blessed to share, this is for you to eat." A certain god-man blushed slightly but insisted on persuading him to eat with a considerate and gentle attitude, but he was madly complaining in his heart: Fuck you!Damn who wants to eat your ass!Although the upturned ass of the genuine creature is pretty good-looking, easy to kick and easy to touch, but there is such a thing in front of it, it’s strange if you want to eat it!

"You're so obscene, it's just chocolate." Gu Junpyo mercilessly exposed what she was thinking, but what was the real thought?God must know, a certain god-man got a hint from heaven and also realized something, so he shook his head like a rattle and firmly refused.

"Okay, I'll eat." The god-man can pretend, and so can the master crab!He slowly stuffed the chocolate into his mouth, imitating her way of sucking his index finger and showing a smirk, before she fled the sofa with precision and ruthlessly threw him down!He clasped the back of her head with his palm and fed it himself, until the lips and teeth between the two were as sweet as honey, then he lightly pecked her lips and said in a low voice, "You won't feed me yourself, so I will eat it when it's done." I ate it consciously."

"...You are violating human rights." A certain god-man took a deep breath and forced an excuse. He felt his frantic heartbeat in the palm of his hand, and the fiery agitation came through the thin clothing, and the danger index soared rapidly. middle!She secretly raised her left front paw and was always ready to ask the bodyguard to come and disturb her at a critical moment. Chastity is a small matter, but toxin lending is a big deal!

As if guessing what she was thinking, Gu Junpyo suddenly grabbed her left hand, clasped her fingers so tightly that she couldn't move, then stroked her slightly wet hair and said, "I was thinking, if I were exactly like you, would it be Isn't it that my heartache can be less?"

"Maybe, but I'm sure it will hurt more." Her super rationality is simply ruthless.

He whispered painfully against her earlobe: "I don't want to be grateful for your reason, I want to hate you a little more."

"If I knew I would fall in love, maybe I shouldn't have—" Let you get closer, so that you won't suffer so much pain and hopelessness.

"No way! It's already happened, hasn't it?!" He suddenly raised his head and yelled, but was frightened by her thin and wet eyes, as strong as she had never cried, right?Even if the face is swollen into a pig's head by the beauty master K.

She bit her lower lip and asked cruelly: "Yes, so will you reject me?"

"...Yes, I will, I won't even let you come close to me and fall in love with me." If I had known that I would love so deeply, he would rather suffer from the flower poison alone than let her bear it, and he didn't even want her to know his pain A star and a half.

"So, the discussion of this topic is over?" She forced a smile and patted his ass, "Get up, don't you know you are heavy?"

"No, let me hold you for a while." He closed his eyes and buried himself in her neck-length hair and said in a muffled voice, "Jane, don't cut your hair anymore. When your hair reaches your waist, don't worry about it." Whatever the outcome, please marry me, okay?"

She sucked her sour nose, "Why did you learn the language of these ruffians when you went to the Chinese website when you had long hair reaching your waist?"

"Promise me!" He pressed his fiery hands on her soft waist, his dexterous fingers slipped into her clothes, and his low tone was full of pain, "Otherwise I will—"

Terrified, she hurriedly agreed: "Okay! I promise! I will never go back on my word!"

"I'm sleepy, go get the quilt and sleep with me."

"Huh?" Sleeping?What a horror!A certain godman was completely confused by Master Crab's frantic rhythm.

"Hmm, what, um! What are you thinking? You can't just sleep with a quilt? Hurry up!" Just as a certain godman guessed, Master Crab doesn't need to learn too many popular words on the Chinese Internet.

"Oh..." A certain god obediently got up and walked towards the bed, then turned around and asked, "Do you really want to make your long legs nest on the sofa?"

Master Crab hugged his chest on the ground and asked leisurely, "Don't you dare invite me to sleep on your bed?"

"Don't dare!" A certain god-man admitted defeat very simply, and quickly dragged the quilt to play the game of hugging and sleeping with him.

"Hmph, do you pighead really think of me as a man who can only think with his lower body?" Master Crab snarled in dissatisfaction, stretched his arm through her neck and put his arm around her begging for her left front paw, "Bring it here!" ,hurry up!"

A certain god-man obediently handed out its front paws and complained secretly, how much do you love to show couple rings?Will you care about my dreams in the future?As soon as this thought crossed his mind, Master Crab kissed her ear and said, "Dream about me, good night."

So a certain god-man blurted out: "I can't rest!"

"I don't care, you have to be at ease if you are upset! Be good, be good, I was so busy playing mahjong when I flew over that I didn't close my eyes. You must have not had a good rest recently. Go to sleep, hear?"

"...Okay." A certain god-man held back for a long time before uttering a single word. This girl sometimes loves to threaten to ask for promises, sometimes she is tired of asking outrageously, and sometimes she shows her consideration by complaining. By now, this magical rhythm should be over. Well, then should I think of a new trick and continue to eat him, or should I sleep obediently?

However, Mr. Crab is more amazing than a certain god-man, "What are you thinking about? You really don't want to sleep-then we can play a little game of love?"

"Oba I'm going to bed! Good night!"

"Good boy..." Master Crab glanced at a hidden corner by kissing the top of her head, hehe, fifth brother Shang, I want to sleep with this pig head, please don't carelessly watch the night.