[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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A certain god-man and Mr. Crab plunged into a mansion in Beverly Hills to work as a hard-working little cook and waiter, completely unaware that the world has gone mad for them!

The people of Los Angeles and even the people of the United States have inevitably followed in the footsteps of the Korean people who love to talk about the empress. The hot news that the empress attended the press conference as the "leader of the financial advisory group" is reported everywhere. What ability does the twenty-year-old queen have to be the voice of such a heavy responsibility, because this is a transnational acquisition case with an amount of more than 50 billion US dollars!

The queen mother who attended a Christmas charity party in South Korea also heard similar questions from domestic reporters. She loves to show off, and after watching the video made by her son, she has already made preparations and said lightly: "Who is Miss Jianjian?" A veritable studious genius or a queen of campaigning who has been pushed onto the stage by the public, I think the special short film at 23:40 tonight will give the perfect answer, and it will also be the ultimate explanation of Miss Jian and her relatives and friends. "

Joon-hee Koo, who lives in the United States and cultivated her relationship with her husband, specially returned to China this time to spend Christmas with her mother. She was full of peach blossoms and further explained her parents' generous publicity: "All large and medium-sized cities in Korea, Los Angeles in the United States, nine major cities in China, and Hong Kong and Macau The big screens in the busiest commercial streets in Taiwan and Taiwan will play short videos, and the network will also broadcast live simultaneously. Thank you for the interview, I wish you all peace and happiness, and goodbye.”

Not long after, Chinese journalists also confirmed the news from Mr. Ju, who participated in a business event in Shanghai.The modern Internet is great. Countries all over the world have just learned of the financial news in Los Angeles that shocked the world, and then received this extremely damaging and explosive news.Ever since, people from all over the world who are concerned about this event are looking forward to the coming of 23:40!

Previously, some financial and economic professionals in various countries threatened that Clayderman's reckless delegating of power to a young girl who lacked actual combat experience would not only damage the reputation of a talented girl, but also cause him to give to the Rothschild family. The most dramatic/colorful failure in the glorious history of painting and calligraphy.

However, more prudent people claim that based on the financial predators' previous achievements and tricky thinking, success is not impossible, and it is still necessary to wait and see closely to make a more reliable prediction.And fans of queens, gentlemen and life fans from all over the world, and even fans of Gu Chuye, Feng Yinan, F3 and other children are cheering for the queen who made another amazing move, and expressed their gratitude to these so-called bricks and beasts. Infinite contempt.

A hooligan who was nestling in the study of Ms. McGrady's house, watching his laptop and drinking a small drink also expressed his disdain like a hardcore fan of the Queen, and lightly sprayed: "A group of stupid human beings without insight!"

clueless?Yes.This uncle, who looks like a gangster and is more ferocious than a pirate at heart, received the letter of entrustment for this transnational acquisition long before ordering his subordinates to participate in the Beijing Internet War. Straight to the "Must Participate" list.

why?Just because the scheming Clayderman wanted to use her brevity to influence the Chinese government, let her serve as a financial consultant and also serve as an invisible public relations consultant, and he deliberately sent the invitation through Twitter to inform the Chinese government tactfully, This is also the reason why Jian Jie fell into contemplation when he first saw the content of Twitter.

Of course, the amount involved has been carefully embellished. The correct calculation of the string of numbers "32.8, within 30, about 3, 1.2, 40 days" is that the first double digit 32 should be changed to a new number 23, and Adding 23 to all double digits is the closest number to the true amount.

The Chinese enterprise group invested a total of 58 billion U.S. dollars to pay Clayderman a personal reward of 2.2 million. He asked him to take 55.8% of the shares of International Aircraft Leasing Finance for 90 billion. If there is any remaining, it will become his bonus.After conducting an in-depth investigation, he wanted to complete the acquisition within 53 billion. 40 days was the time for Jian Jian to participate in the later preparation work, and the added 23 days represented the actual negotiation schedule.

Therefore, once the acquisition is successful, Clayderman will have 5 million in his pocket. He thinks that Aitu has enough strength to lead the financial advisory team, and he first asks for a tentative price of 1.2 million. The succinctness of that gaudy guts dared to blackmail 1.5 million without thinking about the relationship between teachers and students, and he readily accepted it because he believed that his lover was a high-quality businessman who could accurately estimate his own ability and not get too involved in personal feelings.

And the development trend of the matter is just as Clayderman expected. The public relations problems left over from the preliminary preparation work have been formally entered into the group. As long as the request is not extremely outrageous, the China Banking Regulatory Commission will definitely give an affirmative answer in the shortest possible time. With help, this acquisition is in sight.

As long as you can touch the core secrets of the most complicated things, you will often get the simplest truth, and this appointment arrangement that confuses the world is as simple as that.

"Do you know why the queen always strikes back quickly and effectively? That's because she knows that her teacher loves to appreciate stupid people slapping themselves!" Clayderman took a sip of the famous Chinese wine Wuliangye, which was tributed by his disciple, and leisurely I deliberately posted this arrogant message under a certain godman's twitter to satirize those laymen.

"Honey, the banquet is about to start." The door of the study was pushed open silently, and a beautiful Jewish woman raised her heavy plaster hand. It was the professor's wife who a certain god-man relied on to resist the ruthless oppression of his unscrupulous professor.

"Have you also collected the gentleman's signature?" Clayderman asked as he looked at his wife's colorful plaster hand full of signatures.

"Of course, look! Baby JJ even drew me a cute little crab." The professor's wife excitedly showed a Q-version curly crab drawn by a certain god with red chili sauce. Learn how to say 'I love you' in Korean."

Clayderman raised his little mustache, and asked a little jealously: "Did you tell that handsome Korean guy when you were studying?"

"Yes! I told you three more times! Oh...George! The photo I just took still needs to be repaired, don't rush to upload it, wait for me..." The professor's wife was not afraid of him, and ran out like a little girl Went to Twitter with George.

"Take a better shot." Clayderman showed a meaningful and mysterious smile, and walked out slowly with his hands behind his back.

In fact, Tang Sect's leader had had a phone conversation with him as soon as the rhythm of becoming famous on the stage started.They discussed only one topic: how to make simplicity a worldwide celebrity.The ultimate purpose of this move is only one: once the simple old news is revealed, it can increase the bargaining chip with the US government.The reason is: when a person's reputation and strength reach the level where no one knows and no one refuses to accept, even the government dare not act rashly against the will of the people!

Of course, this is only a defensive area on the surface. As for the contest under the table, it can also be a battle. Tangmen, who has made friends with several famous chaebol families in the world, can give bargaining chips in the economy, and has been fighting with many mercenary troops. Keeping in touch, throwing out US dollars can stab the weakness of the United States at any time, and there are countless bodyguards recruited by the Century-old Chamber of Commerce and Tangmen to keep it simple and safe.

And when Jian Jie received the leader asking her to do her best in "Life", she understood this level of stakes, so she, who loves to keep a low profile, will adapt to the current situation and show her demeanor, step by step to the top of the empress throne!The profit of "Life", which is favored by the world, is just a small bonus expected by profiteers who are used to resourcefulness.

Although, maybe the expected storm will not come, but Tangmen will not forget the old principle of "if you come out to mess around, you have to pay it back".Perhaps this bargaining chip will play little role in the negotiation, but this is also the foundation of Tangmen's ability to stand proudly in the world for a century. The strongest and most powerful ship is made of inconspicuous parts!

"Where's our queen?" Clayderman looked at George's laptop screen and asked with a smile.

"Disappeared!" George replied casually while editing the photos he wanted to post on Twitter. Only he, who is close to the water, has been posting instant messages about the queen and the gentleman. Is there any truth in the pictures?

The truth of the so-called "Queen's Disappearance" can be found in the kitchen. A certain god who is afraid of smelling oily smoke is fighting with various dishes wearing Jason's brother-in-law's large hooded raincoat, glasses, masks and other equipment.

Mr. Crab, who has gotten along well with everyone, teasingly recommends George's motorcycle helmet for her use, saying that it is a symbol of the successful transformation of goddess into female psychosis.This remark provoked a certain god-man to directly sweep him out with a spatula, but got the approval of a group of old urchins, so at George's suggestion, he began to show off the unique demeanor of "female psychopaths" on Twitter.

George first posted close-up photos of the guests attending the banquet. He was used to dealing with the camera, and he took pictures of the gentlemen who were especially handsome and aggressive, looking like an emperor and superstar, but there was no queen.Then he posted a selfie showing the two flamboyant signatures on the white shirt. He proudly stated that he had the only signature of the Queen and the Gentleman in the world so far, and threatened to wear this shirt to participate in the next month's event. Oscar ceremony held!

The professor's wife, who loves to play like a little girl, immediately asked George to send a close-up of a plaster hand, showing two autographs, and a cute little crab drawn by a genius.Not to be outdone, the old urchins took pictures of small dishes of Chinese delicacies stolen from the kitchen and uploaded them one after another, and also showed all kinds of strange faces of eating.

So all the people who follow Twitter are wondering where is the queen?But George ignored them all, and continued to show the beautiful photos of the house, gentlemen and others, and finally put the "alien photo" of a certain god, and added a side note: "When did this crazy woman break into my house? !"

Then he posted a loving picture of the queen feeding a gentleman with her own hands, saying: "The queen is the queen, and there is no pressure to transform from a goddess to a female neuropathy in an instant! Thanks to the smell of oily smoke!"

When people suddenly realized that they were laughing, a certain god-man's "female neurotic solo show" or "the night funny show of being tricked" had just begun. When she finished her work as a cook and rushed to the living room to grab food, George The camera connected to the laptop also quietly started, indicating that the simultaneous live broadcast on the network has begun!

I saw a group of old urchins rushed forward to strip off the equipment of a certain god-man, and forced her to change into a fleece jumpsuit of a brown cartoon dog. have?Then they collectively sent her to the dining table, a certain principal even drew her a few cute beards with chocolates, and Sister Mai Di kindly stuffed her with a big white steamed bun the size of half a basketball and a toy wooden spoon, patting her cheek The head said kindly: "Hey... let's eat."

囧囧 There is a certain god-man incarnation, the eldest brother crouched in the chair and looked at a table as if leftovers swept away by devils, with cold eyes and longing tears. Suddenly, he bit the big white steamed bun viciously with a woo, and waved the wooden spoon softly. He blurted out a sentence in Chinese: "Wait for me to kill Naimian's gang of bad guys! Bark!"

No one except Chinese netizens can understand what this crazy woman is yelling about!Not to mention foreign audiences, even the audience turned their heads to look at the gentleman for an explanation, but saw him covering his face with one hand, expressing that he couldn't bear to see his girlfriend so involved in the play.Under Jason's brother-in-law's questioning, he silently walked to the kitchen and brought a plate of assorted delicacies stacked like a hill and put it on the dining table, so a certain godman looked grateful: "Oba is a good silver!"

But the audience at the scene asked angrily: "How can you steal so much?!"

"This is unscientific! You two must have planned it long ago!"

The gentleman sneered leisurely and said: "Hmph! Everyone was stealing food just now, why can't I steal it?" Then he patted the head of a certain god with love, and said softly, "Hurry up, or you... "I'm so ashamed!

A certain godman completely entered the rhythm of the big brother, "Wow!"

The gentleman had no choice but to hurt his own throat: "Ahem..."

A starving god-man swept a large pile of vegetable biaji with a wooden spoon for a few mouthfuls before finding time to ask, "Wow?"

"Um cough!" The gentleman continued to remind helplessly, and gave her a little disdainful look of "you pig".

So a certain godman slapped the wooden spoon on the table in dissatisfaction and shouted: "What's going on? If you don't talk about labor, you just slap the table, kick the chair, throw the plate and fly the spoon!"

The gentleman stretched out his index finger and pointed at George, who was hiding behind the crowd and taking a sneak shot, "Idiot! Are you hungry?"

A certain godman was taken aback for a moment, then flew off the steamed bun spoon and jumped onto the dining table with a "bang", pounced on George with a whimper, and yelled, "You bastard, believe it or not, I beat your sister so hard that your sister didn't even know you!"

George screamed and threw the camera away and started his escape journey. Brother-in-law Jason took over and continued to broadcast the Christmas battle live!