[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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The double update of the new chapter is completed, and the previous chapter is missing from the table, oh dear, quack~~

Jian Jie took the initiative to report to the F4 lounge after finishing the math test. In her opinion, this place is not bad. There are food, drinks, and beautiful men. If you have nothing to do, you can sleep on the sofa. It is better than those big trees in the school. , at least not so hard to sleep.

F4 came to the so-called Chinese class after school two classes earlier. She didn’t want Professor Jian to pretend to be Apollo if she gave some sunshine. She made a request before the class started: Chinese must be spoken during class time!Anyone who accidentally speaks their mother tongue or other languages ​​will be fined to do fifty push-ups, and they will have to carry a valuable antique or heavy object on their back.Although this punishment method is quite insidious, but fortunately, F4 hoped that other friends would make a fool of themselves, so they passed it unanimously.

Professor Jian is really lazy, she didn't make any study schedule, she only asked F4 to say whatever she wanted, and if she couldn't say it, try to express it in similar sentences, and if she couldn't, she could ask to speak in Korean.And she was responsible for correcting the pronunciation and explaining the meaning. If asked about idioms or professional vocabulary, she would quote classics and tell a short story.

In the first class, no matter how hard the four Chinese rookies made things difficult, Professor Jian was able to give perfect answers. It is really a bit of the "small encyclopedia" that Professor Park said. , then only God knows.However, F4 is just using this guise to find another way to play tricks, and both parties have tacitly understood this point.

When the class was about to end, Professor Jian also solved a sticky person for Su Yizheng.It is said that Su Shao N dumped a girl a long time ago, and they were happy to get together and get along together all the time, but this girl is getting married recently, I don’t know if it’s her old love that is unforgettable or the pre-marital phobia is at work, and she went crazy for a week after another. Boom Su Shao's phone, force him to attend the wedding!There is a tendency to forcibly break the half-HE ending into a pure BE ending, but the most embarrassing thing is that Su Shao even forgot what this girl looks like, do you think it's annoying?

Professor Jian originally adhered to the gossip rule of only watching the excitement and not participating. It can be seen that Su Yi is holding the phone to smash it or not, wanting to scream, wanting to roar, and feeling very disturbed, so she raised her eyebrows and made a killer move. "Young Master Su, if you dare to answer her three words, I guarantee that she will be so angry that she might never want to see you again in this life."

Song Yubin, who had a similar painful experience, quickly asked, "Which three words?"

Professor Jian had a calm expression on his face, "Go next time."

Next time... I will go next time you get married...

F4 first weathered for a while, and then shivered collectively. Isn't this too bad? !

Su Yizheng even swallowed his saliva after shivering, "You—"

"It's so poisonous!" Song Yubin answered it smoothly and smoothly, he pushed away the cheap smiling face of a certain beast with a palm, dumbfounded, "The poisonous tongue girl really called you right."

Yin Zhihou chuckled lightly and said, "You can choose the wrong name, but you can basically never choose the wrong nickname."

"Well, the pronunciation of both of you is very standard, congratulations. Keep working hard, don't be proud, students." Professor Jian used words of praise to fool this evaluation, and took a look at Su Shao, who was still frowning, " If you think this method is not cruel enough, then I can sacrifice once and pretend to be Lord Lingtang to warn the bride-to-be from the side."

So Su Yizheng's bitter melon face quickly transitioned perfectly to an ice cube face, he was so cold that he was startled briefly, and thought to himself, did we accidentally use the magic plug-in to poke the Achilles heel of this five-second killer?She rubbed the tip of her nose with her index finger, and changed the subject very naturally: "But I think people gave you happy hour anyway, so you can't be too unfeeling, why don't you express a gift to say that you will go abroad for a week before and after the wedding?"

Su Yizheng also seemed to have slowed down, raised the corner of his mouth to touch her head, and said with a smile: "Hmm... this is in line with Mr. Pian Pianjia's elegant temperament, if you really use your three-character scripture to poison people, it will make Su Shao I become a Beauty insulators."

Yin Zhihou at the desk has turned on the computer to give up his seat, "Come on, online shopping is more convenient."

"Okay!" Su Yizheng happily jumped over.

Jian Jie observed his face without any trace by adjusting his sitting posture, and he was secretly relieved when he saw nothing unusual, suddenly felt Ju Junbiao's complicated eyes floated over, it seemed to be relaxed after tense, but it also implied regret meaning.

Fuck?She couldn't help blinking in doubt, and looked at the other two subconsciously. Yin Zhihou looked out of the window and only left her a silent back, while Song Yubin looked down at the book like a studious baby who didn't hear anything outside the window, so she made a quick decision—— leave!

"My dears, it's almost time for get out of class to end. If I don't leave, I will become the leader of the beggar gang."

"What gang leader?" Gu Junbiao frowned and asked, he was in a very complicated mood right now, thanking her for being aware of Su Yizheng's sad incident but still pretending to be ignorant, and also blaming her for not analyzing herself like that Give Su Yizheng a head-on blow, and hate her thinking too far, making him unable to keep up with all his brainpower.

"Master Crab, what do you think, if the group of nympho finds out that I'm hanging out with you, then I won't be drowned by saliva?"

F4 understands her concerns, but Yin Zhihou, who is the best in Chinese, can't understand, "But what does this have to do with the Beggar Gang?"

"Stupid! When you take over as the leader, you have to bear the baptism of spitting from beggars. Haven't you watched "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"? Uh, neither the novel nor the TV series?" Looking at F4 Cute and cute little face, concise and deeply feel that I have a glass heart, Jin Yong!Absolutely prawns!She was so angry that she assigned homework with a wave of her front paw, "Go back and find some Chinese novels and TV movies that you are interested in watching! Language is partly learned from books, and most of it depends on the language environment, understand?"

Su Yizheng waved his hands and said with a smile: "Got it. Beauty, see you tomorrow!"

Song Yubin glanced at her, "Aren't I just watching?"

"I fully understand, the future leader of the beggar gang, please go slowly." Yin Zhihou added a gentle knife.

This time, it was Master Crab who was the most kind. He picked up the windbreaker and the car keys and sprayed furiously: "Master, I just happened to be going to the company. I allow you to take a ride back. Thank you."

Thank you sister!Simplicity immediately turned the tenderness just received into a sharp-eyed knife, your company is completely different from our rooftop house, okay?It's really no wonder that crabs don't mess up their wool!

Impatiently, Gu Junbiao reached out and grabbed the back of her head and pushed it away, "Let's go! I really want to be a beggar's head, you?"

"I won't leave! We like to walk around the streets like crabs!" Jian Jian shook his head and shook off the crab claws, even though he crawled slowly, it's a joke!If an nympho sees her hooking up with F4, will she still be able to get along safely?Before going out, she stretched out half of her head to survey the enemy's situation vigilantly. After confirming that it was safe, she quickly slid to the parking lot on campus, and yelled at Tchaikovsky, "Climb faster!"

F3 watched a crazy king crab and a suffocated little crab slither away without a word, and both smiled wryly after looking at each other.

"I hope Junbiao can really ask something, although I personally am not very optimistic." Song Yubin threw away the props pretending to be a student - Wang Guowei's "Human Cihua" in the late Qing Dynasty, "This girl is too difficult. Just now we turned the conversation to the business side countless times, but she just had a way to pull it away, and when she died, she just said, 'Sun Tzu's art of war is very good, dear'. Damn it! Kiss her!"

Su Yizheng picked up the book, patted the dust and put it on the desk, and smiled gloatingly: "Don't be careless, dear, you took this book from her bag, right? If she says you insult China's glorious culture, then you, haha, Be the second master of Crab."

"You, let me open it!" Song Yubin threw him a sentence of Chinese that he had just learned this afternoon.

Su Yizheng laughed softly, and asked seriously: "Zhihou, is it really okay not to follow them?"

Yin Zhihou smiled slightly, "Okay, very good. I think Jane should be more lenient when facing someone who sincerely asks for help alone, and only when we are not present Junbiao will completely put down his posture to ask, after all, he has clearly realized his own shortcomings. Besides, he's already embarrassing in front of Jane, right? But if all four of us are there, Jane's ability to change the subject is enough to worry us, and the most likely result is to be played by her and get nothing , The secret battle this afternoon has already illustrated this point, hasn't it?"

Song Yubin fell into the sofa blindfolded and sighed: "I hope your plan will be successful."

The plan is beautiful, but can Gu Junpyo make it happen?Well, it seems a little hanging.

In other words, Jie Jie shrank in the back seat like a fugitive when she got in the car, and she didn't show a few hairs until Gu Junbiao drove a kilometer away from the school, it was still a fake.This depressed Master Crab to death, he stepped on the brake abruptly and stopped in the middle of the road, staring at the rearview mirror and yelling: "You bastard nerdy girl, sit in the front for me! I have something to ask you!" !"

However, a certain one completely disregarded the ladylike manners, clenched the handle on the top of its head with its right front paw, and clenched the back of the front seat with its left front paw. One of its two hind paws reached the car door and the other supported the back of the seat and choked back: "I don't want it! You pretend to be me Are you stupid? Your driving skills are so poor, sitting next to you is equivalent to sticking out a foot and saying hello to Hades!"

Gu Junbiao's most proud skill is racing cars, and he was immediately blown away by Jian Jie's comment, "Bad? What's wrong with my driving skills?! Tell you a nerdy girl! This young master can be a professional racing driver, okay?" !"

"Ha! Come on! You're so good at driving! How could you lose to Yin Zhihou who has driving phobia?" Jian Jie pinpointed the dead point and poked hard!Oh also... It seems that the gossip information of nympho people is not completely useless.

Although I heard from nympho people that the race was nominally an act of fighting spirit between Goo Joon Pyo and Yoon Ji Hoo, but in fact it was a fight for the golden silk grass, and some people said that it was F3's love expression to cure Yoon Ji Hoo's driving phobia.But after watching the Drunk Crab Show alone, she believes that "the grass is the grass"-these two are definitely fighting for the right to protect the grass.However, it is rumored that Yoon Ji Hoo, who suffered from autism after seeing his parents die in a car accident when he was young, really overcame his fear of driving?It doesn't seem to be the case. It seems that Yin Zhihou still rides in a car or drives a motorcycle now, right?So I can only say that the power of love is really awesome!

"You—hate it!" This testimony made Gu Junbiao almost choke to death without breath!But even if he choked to death, he wouldn't tell the reason for losing the game—it was a black-bellied trick!Deliberately making out with Jin Sicaoxiu in front of him before the game, making him so upset that he will lose!He stared at the brevity in his mind for a long time, then suddenly said with a smile, "Really? Then sit still." He started the car with a sinister smile, hum!This young master is going to play with the brakes and make you sick to death, you car sick girl!

Hearing this tone, everyone understood what Master Crab was up to, and Jian Jie rushed to comfort him: "Don't get excited! Let the little one do it—slap! Uh, Tchaikov, Sky."

Fuck!Is it so scary?Nima pounced so hard that Mimi missed the crab's face that suddenly turned around!Fortunately, the reaction speed was absolutely amazing, and a vertical palm was just enough to narrowly block the car from being spilled with dog blood!