[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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I knew it!I knew it!Once the double update, the hit rate of the first update will definitely be half less than that of the second update! ! !

happy teacher's Day!More than once, I realized that the student days are the happiest time, do you feel the same?

“啊啊啊你个暴力女又打本少——”被掌掴的具俊表回过神后发出咆哮，可刚吼半句就被一阵喇叭长鸣给打断了，他立马转移阵地探出Head to blast a cannon, "Why are you arguing?! Do you have a sense of public morality!"

"Ding..." A red cross popped out on the concise forehead, and he said to himself, Mr. Crab, you are really awesome!I park my horn in the middle of an intersection, yet dare to scold others for honking their horns without public morals?She pretended to observe her opponent and looked back. It was a taxi, oh no, it seemed to be stuck in a traffic queue?Hey!Uncle driver, hurry up and spray this curly crab to death!We support you mentally!

But that taxi driver had such timid eyesight, and he declared a ceasefire after being shot by Master Crab, and he unconsciously patted his chest to calm himself.Oh...scared!Just by looking at the license plate of the car model, you can tell that the owner of this car is someone ordinary people can't afford to mess with!

"I didn't say anything wrong and you still hit me? You bastard! What are you looking at? Turn your head!" After winning, Gu Junbiao immediately shrunk his battle line and focused on the one in the back seat. He held the steering wheel tightly with both hands, quite Give it uprooted posture.A crab face is very ornamental like many reds appearing together, half of the face is red, half of the face is pink, the earlobes are blood red, the eyeballs are dark red, the forehead veins are blue and red...

"No! I just wanted to raise my hand to report and ask to drive! It's all your fault for hitting me! My hand hurts! You, a man, can't slander a weak woman like this!" The succinctness of such trivial things as strong words means that there is no difficulty, and a few casual words In just one sentence, beating someone can be regarded as being beaten, um, this can be regarded as revenge for uncle driver's curve.

"Just you? Still a weak little woman? Pooh!" Gu Junbiao was really amused by this.

"Of course, it is necessary." Concisely and decisively carried forward the brazen work of a certain black belly, suddenly caught a glimpse of the traffic police approaching, and hurriedly sat on the lower half to warn, "Hurry up! Wait for the ticket, you?"

Unexpectedly, Master Crab flicked his curly hair, and roared willfully and stinkingly: "I won't open it! Unless you agree to this young master's request!"

"Wow! Are you the one who blackmails people like this? No wonder people say that crabs have no face!" Jian Jie hurriedly sprayed back before the traffic police arrived, and then fell on the seat of the car clutching her stomach and moaning, "It hurts...so painful Woooo..."

The traffic policeman just wanted to speak when he heard this. He poked his head a little, and it turned out to be very logical. He took the driver's shocked face as being scared and at a loss. He didn't expect this cool, handsome, domineering driver when he was killed. In fact, I was amazed by a certain superb acting skills and face-changing speed...

"Hello, sir." The traffic policeman said kindly with a look of "I understand long live, hello, hello, everyone", "Since you parked in a hurry because of your girlfriend's illness, I won't issue a ticket this time. Already. Let’s drive away, there’s a street behind us.”

"Oh..." Gu Junbiao replied stupidly, taking a sneak peek at a certain one in the rearview mirror while it was starting up, such quick wit... Did she think it over long ago or was it purely on the spot?In any case, both the timing and the final effect are perfect.Tsk, won the fight, tricked the traffic police, evaded the request, and finally... hum!A ticket will be exempted, so I won't thank you!

"Sir! Even if you are worried about your girlfriend's illness, you can't drive fast!" The caring words of the kind-hearted traffic policeman were like a magic knife, which made Ju Junbiao's feet tremble, and the luxury off-road vehicle was extremely dispirited. A frog jumps!But these words are more like spilling a car of dog blood wildly. When the scenery in the car suddenly becomes like a mountain of flowers in just a moment, people are embarrassed in the bushes!

Concise and silent, go fuck your girlfriend!We just don't want to embarrass ourselves in the street with this wayward crab!

Gu Junbiao is silent, huh? !girlfriend?Girlfriend...hehe, does it really look like...hee...

When the sun was setting, the scenery outside the car passed by like lightning, but the scenery inside the car was strangely divided into two hemispheres, the front seat was full of red, and the back seat was white.

"I said Master Crab, where do you want to go?" Jian Jie couldn't help asking in a muffled voice when he saw a certain road sign appearing again, Nanshan Park, and leisurely see Nanshan again!Nima, is this hairy crab messing around?Is it shame to shoot when you see the road and crawl?Or was he stupefied by the traffic police uncle?Well, the charm of Xiaocao children's shoes who can be attracted by two wealthy children at the same time cannot be underestimated.

"...Ah? Oh! It's, it's nearby, not far away." Gu Junbiao woke up from the inertial driving state, and saw the expressionless simplicity on the windshield, and his hands holding the steering wheel couldn't help but tighten , turned into a side road in a dense forest in a panic.Suddenly seeing her face turn cold, he was so frightened that he stepped on the brakes again!So a certain one that was caught off guard flew forward, and then fell back hard.

Concise, who was no longer able to complain, caressed the messy hair on his forehead, and asked with a soft smile, "Honey, what tools have you prepared?"

"What, what?" Gu Junbiao asked, only to realize that the car was windy and cold.

"Hoho...of course it's a tool for killing people and burying corpses! Don't you think that the inaccessible place is suitable for thieves to do this kind of thing? Dear." Jie Jie pulled off the wig and glasses, rolled up his sleeves and got out of the car, looking like he was about to start work immediately look.

Gu Junbiao resisted the desire to turn on the heater, and stared at Jie Jie who walked around to the cab, "You, what nonsense are you talking about? You have persecution paranoia!"

"Tsk tsk, look here, the lush trees are good for burying corpses. Look again, the fallen leaves are fluttering, the fragrance is lingering, and the feng shui is so good, isn't it right?" Jian Jie continued to talk nonsense, making up his mind to put An attempt by Mr. Crab was nipped in the bud.

"You—ah! I know!" Gu Junbiao screamed abruptly, opened the door happily and got out of the car, squinting condescendingly, "Master, I know what you're planning! You're running away, aren't you? Hmph snort……"

sweat!Why did this curly crab suddenly become aura? !Jie Jie blinked her eyes pretending to be confused, "Do you have rhinitis? Classmate Junbiao, if you are sick, you need to be treated. Let's go! Let's go to the hospital right now."

Gu Junbiao was too lazy to play with her, so he blurted out a series of questions: "Does your training course need to be kept secret to this extent? Even if you can't reveal a little bit? Or are you simply afraid of this young master? Afraid of the four of us?" One day will beat you to death?"

I knew it!I knew it!Jian Jie roared secretly in his heart, but asked calmly on his face: "It seems that you have already decided that I am a stingy and timid person?"

"Aren't you bothering me! Changed the subject again! Haven't you changed the subject enough times today? You will die if you tell the truth!" Gu Junbiao was so angry that he ran back and forth with his arms on his hips and roared for a while, then put his arms around his chest and pestered him I came to her and asked in a deep voice, "Do you really don't want to say it? Or do you have a hard time to avoid this question? You don't need to help me, but I want to hear the real reason."

Jian Jie only felt bitterness in her mouth, but she hesitated to speak when she opened her mouth, until Gu Junbiao yelled her name beside her ear, then she smiled and said softly: "It's not that I don't want to tell you, but It's not suitable for you, and it's not necessary. You guys won't be able to stand my training courses."

Gu Junbiao suddenly squeezed her chin to force her to look directly at him, his deep black eyes shot out an angry and humiliating light, "Come on! This young master will not believe your nonsense! Why do you think that a girl like you can do it?" But I can’t do it? Do you think writing a novel and making a movie is more terrifying than going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​flames? Huh?!”

Jian Jie's eyes were cold, her tightly pursed lips slowly raised a corner in a half-smile, stretched out two fingers to wrap around his wrist and pinched it, and in the next second she had twisted Ju Junbiao's arm and pressed him against the front hood !Before he struggled, she bent her ear and said softly: "Do you think that art comes from life and is higher than life? No, in fact, life is far more absurd than art. Yes, it is indeed not as terrible as mountains of swords and seas of fire. It is just a professional training for me. The hell-style training that bodyguards and business elites can't wait to avoid!

Master Crab, who was pampered and pampered since childhood, have you ever tried to be dressed as a lady to attend a wealthy dinner party after two days without eating or sleeping, and to discuss business with a group of successful people you have never met?Have you ever been confronted suddenly by a hungry adult Tibetan Mastiff when your strength was exhausted?Have you ever tried to sleep no more than six hours a day?Not a day or two, but a full three years!

Even if you can overcome hunger, fatigue, fear, loneliness, and even break through the limits of your physical and mental endurance time and time again, and pass all the tests perfectly, but——

Under the premise that there is almost no chance of winning, do your parents dare to give you a huge sum of money to force you to play stocks and futures?Or, without any reason and predetermined goals, would your parents dare to give you a company that is completely unfamiliar to you and has an annual profit of up to [-] million US dollars to let you take charge of the overall situation?Or, do your parents dare to design everyone to disappear on purpose, leaving only a few words to push you to the top of power and let you manage a group of old foxes in the mall who can be your father or even your grandfather?

My dear, how do you feel after hearing this training method?Do you think you can handle it yourself?The most important thing is can your parents afford it? ! "

Before he finished listening to Gu Junbiao, he was so shocked that he could not speak!In fact, it is estimated that many people cannot understand and accept such perverted training, but Gu Junbiao himself finds it strange that he never doubted the authenticity of these words from the beginning to the end!It was only because of the unspeakable sadness in her tone and a sense of powerlessness that penetrated into the bone marrow that it shook his heart heavily.

"You...you, how did you get through it?" Gu Junbiao asked almost silently, his heart sometimes throbbed and stopped, sometimes it beat violently, and his whole body trembled violently.

Jian Jie silently smiled and let go, leaning in front of the car and looking up at the twilight sky, "Part of the reason is that I survived without knowing it, and the other half of the reason is——"

Gu Junbiao took a deep breath and slowly propped up his body, sat beside her almost collapsed, fixedly staring at the slender and slender shadow on the ground, as if he was afraid of startling her, he asked very softly: "What is it? "

"...Because I have a reason to become stronger." The concise voice was as low as a whisper, as light as a breeze, but it made Gu Junbiao feel his heart was hit hard again, and he couldn't breathe for a long time. The pain was so great that he could only yell "Jane" in a low voice, but the "I'm sorry" was choked in his throat and he couldn't spit it out with all his strength, fearing that it would become another kind of injury.

Jian Jie tilted her head and smiled, "That's the end of this topic, thank you."