[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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First, I hope that you will be fooled by the manuscript box.

Second, today's double update, I hope you guys missed it, please leave a lot of comments.By the way, Obino are still excited~~

The "examination bomb" that Mr. Crab said before he left was like the second boot of the person who returned home from upstairs, which made the waiter downstairs a bit pained.The next day, on the tree stump table, I found the Shinhwa phone with a full battery that Song Yubin quietly returned hadn't shaken all day long.On the third day, the mobile phone dedicated to asking for leave resolutely pretended to be dead, and even the silver-gray mobile phone was never harassed by F4.

This brevity not only hurts the liver, but also hurts the head. I decided to go back to school to sell my leave and ask to "lose my boots". But at this time, F4 came again, and it even brought a gift.

ha!What kind of trouble is this?The answer was soon revealed by the kind and understanding Yin Zhihou-slippers!Ren Yin Zhihou gave her four pairs of indoor slippers! One pair of F4 is just right for one person!Pure men's oversized slippers!She can't wear it at all. Mostly used to shoot cockroaches!But are there any cockroaches in the home of a clean freak? !If she really dares to take pictures of Brother Qiang, she will definitely only be photographed flying away!

So the simplicity suddenly had the urge to go berserk!Ya spouted angrily in her heart: Meow!Where is the etiquette that the kimchi people boast of being decent?It's fine if you didn't give a gift when you came to revenge on your first visit, but now this shit gift is considered a horse?Meaning that you intend to stick to it?Decided?Follow up?

Jian Jie wanted to squirt directly, but when he saw a black belly with a face of "I knew you would be angry", he immediately changed his mind and forced a smile, "That, this gift, I sincerely I can't stand it."

Yin Zhihou put on a puzzled look of "Why are you still not angry", but his voice was gentle and considerate and said: "Oh, it's just a small gift, don't take it to heart."

"...Oh..." Feeling that Liberty is about to leave the alien world is extremely concise and speechless, well, labor and management have to hold it no matter what!That's why I won't be so angry by such a low-ranking black belly!While doing mental training, she kicked around in circles in the small courtyard on the roof, and explained with a false smile: "Walking after dinner is good for your health."

F4, who suffocated his internal injuries from laughing, smiled and signaled his master to take care of himself, so Jian Jie continued to run away warmly, but was accidentally thrown off a slipper by a damned pebble!

So a black-bellied person immediately sent a heartfelt message, "Jane, don't get excited, it's just a small gift, you really don't need to be so excited. Now, although the slippers are soft, it's not good to hit flowers and plants. As for us innocent guests—well, we just want to drop by when we have time, and we don’t plan to stay for a long time yet.”

"...Hello Tang Seng! Goodbye Tang Seng!" Is there someone as brazen as you who is so shameless that you can be called invincible? !Smashing into a paper man or smashing into 412 yuan?Well, this is a pretty important question.

Seeing the simplicity, F4 was really annoyed, and couldn't help but secretly backed away a few steps.

Jian Jie tilted her head and thought for a long time, and finally decided not to smash it!She can only choose to accept Yin Zhihou's threat of "tolerating the frequent visitors in the den", but she must express her contempt!She stepped in front of Yin Zhihou, put her claws on her hips, stood in a T-step, rolled her eyes and looked up to the sky, "Ha! Ha! Ha!" three times!

"Pfft... umh cough!" Song Yubin and Su Yizheng, the couple who decided to be the audience, held the clothes pole and tried their best to hold back their laughter. The suffocated and entangled expression on the poisonous tongue girl's face was really funny, but they really didn't dare Laugh, it's not a painless wooden man, right?

However, Master Crab is more courageous, with an unrestrained smile, full of domineering aura... Handing over her own gift, she said solemnly: "Here, nerdy girl, this is the little girl I gave you from the young master." Thank you for the gift."

Let's bear it!Let's bear it!With trembling front paws, Jian Jie unwrapped the beautifully packaged gift, which was the top product in the world - a small can of Indonesian Luwak coffee commonly known as "Bird Shit Coffee".The corner of her mouth twitched and she asked, "Send? Thank you? These two can't be related to the same thing, right?" Convex!If you dare to ask us to thank you, we dare to K so that you will never see the sunset today!

After being K'ed once, Gu Junbiao didn't dare to stroke his beard. He just answered the first question with a smirk: "Send! But it's just for you to smell the coffee, and it won't bother you after drinking it. The young master's favorite, how can I let others enjoy it casually."

This is really what uncle can bear and aunt can't bear!The tens of thousands of grass-mud horses in Jian Jie's heart ran wildly in an instant, and roared out in a sentence in Chinese: "Get out of your way! If I knew that day, labor and management should have used a cue to cross your circle N times!"

"Speak simply." The pure and innocent children shook their heads in unison, expressing that they could not fully understand the special language of Chinese netizens.

It doesn't matter whether they really don't understand or pretend not to understand, anyway, Jian Jie suddenly realized that he was angry with himself, and scolded people who couldn't understand and scolded for nothing!The so-called masters who fail to hit one move naturally disdain to use the second move... So she can only swallow the blood of the turtle and continue to play the ninja god!Yasi resisted the strong urge to take the slippers and pia to ruin the crab face, and turned to look at Song Yubin and Su Yizheng angrily and asked: "What gift did the two relatives prepare for me? Hmm..."

Well, that's called a cadence!Su Yizheng gulped down his saliva, bumped into his partner and signaled that they must deliver it together, Song Yubin coughed lightly in panic, and twitched for a long time with his hands in his trouser pockets, before he took out a crumpled and sweat-stained ball of paper, Su Yizheng quickly handed it over The paper buddy.

Fuck?After studying concisely for a long time, he couldn't find any clues from these two faces, so he had to find the answer by himself.The first piece of paper is a letter written by Miss Li, the head teacher, tactfully explaining that she will not be easily granted leave, because it is already the senior year of high school graduation season, so I don’t want to miss too many classes, and I will prepare for the September enrollment season in the spring of next year, although it is possible She was exempted from the exam and went straight to the university department, but her graduation grades are still very important. This move is really a big set of blabla to prevent her from being criticized by her teacher for being tired of her.

The content of the second ball of paper given by Young Master Su is much richer, exam!Exam schedule for all subjects this semester!If it is really implemented in this way, it will be simple to test from Monday to Friday, and there will be at least two classes to be tested every day, and the time is very coincidentally arranged in the last class in the morning and the first or second class in the afternoon!

Fuck!Curly crab, can you not be so crooked?Concise and extremely sad, recalling the "examination bet" she made with her perverted boss when she was bored, she couldn't help but hate that she wanted to overturn Master Crab to the ground and torture him to death!Where's the cue guy?Where is Ms. Mop?You must rely on it!Fortunately, her brain turned very quickly, and she threw two balls of paper on Master Crab, and said with a smile: "This is no problem, there are people above us!"

"Who is there?" Gu Junbiao was taken aback, Professor Park?But he can't manage the high school department, and besides, he is not a famous professor in a popular department.

"There you are! Didn't your family run the school? Master Crab, you automatically sent me to take advantage of it. How dare I not take advantage?" The old god Jian Jie smiled and pointed at the tip of his nose, which was a tribute to the accusation that night. The enemy who scolded the lazy embryo.

Gu Junbiao shook his head quickly, "My young master never cares about such trifles!"

Jie Jie retracted her front paws and picked her ears viciously, tilted her head and said with a smile: "This lady is going to travel to ten countries in Europe in December, so I don't have time to play with you little brats. So, you can find a way All the exams are concentrated in this month, or Miss Ben will drop out of school tomorrow!"

Song Yubin hurriedly asked, "You bastard, you don't want a diploma anymore?"

Jian Jie imitated Master Xing's dead face, rolled her eyes and turned her head to the other side, "I want some wool! Anyway, Miss Ben has never received any graduation certificate since she was born, so do you still care about not getting this one?"

Gu Junbiao was stunned again, "...huh? Then you have been studying at home or not?"

Jian Jie turned his head back again, "I didn't hear that!"

So Gu Junbiao was deeply choked by a certain dog who insisted on revenge!Angrily, he threw himself into the rattan swing chair, stepped on the low table and shouted, "I want coffee!"

"Bang!" Jian Jie smashed the can of bird droppings on the low table, as you wish but must be deaf!

Yin Zhihou, who had changed from the protagonist to a spectator for a long time, saw that Mr. Crab was about to break his legs in anger, so he quickly pushed Jian Jie to the stairs, "There is an exam in the afternoon, you go and change your school uniform, we are waiting for you."

"10 minutes." Jie Jie waved her paws and went downstairs to change her clothes. When she came back with her bag hunched over, F4 couldn't help but feel a little depressed, seeing the stupid look she had when they first met again!Except for those beautiful legs, which are pleasing to the eye, looking at any other place is not ordinary or uncomfortable!

"Look? Do you think this goddess will be so stupid that she will disappear?" Jie Jie deliberately wanted to kill F4, and she shyly shot her buttocks and pressed her skirt to pretend to be the goddess Monroe, "My dear, we have double insurance, just Don't show the fantasy."

So F4 waterfall sweat!This girl is really... so messy!

God!Please don't be careless and let me go!Song Yubin roared in his heart, settled down and tugged at her wig, "I beg you, even the president, please, can you let me know in advance when you want to play tricks next time?"

A certain one refused seriously without thinking: "Resolutely don't! This goddess loves to watch you play face-changing."

Hematemesis!Song Yubin stroked his forehead and sighed softly: "But your dress is too eye-catching, alas..."

Su Yizheng, who has not spoken all this time, raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "Okay, Baby Jie, let me tell the truth. Our Chinese level is very average. I want to learn Chinese from you. This shouldn't be too embarrassing for you, right?"

"Su Tongxie, are you sure you want to confuse me with Chinese?" But how can simplicity be a fuel-efficient lamp?By the way, the word “Internetizes Chinese” made the four rookies almost faint.

"Fuck you!" Gu Junbiao jumped up, shaking his curly hair in frustration, "Whether it's the exam or your next month's leave, I will arrange it for you. I only have one request! That is, you are in school. You have to spend the rest of your time in our lounge, you want to teach us Chinese or other courses, okay?"

"Che...you have a lot of appetite, Brother Crab!" Conciseness is not fooled, and he raised his index finger and said, "Teaching Chinese, no other courses!"

Song Yubin stared at people urgently and asked: "Brother, tell me the truth, should we avoid talking now or forever?"

The brother seemed to be cute again on the soft-hearted simple children's shoes. She puffed up her face and said in a small voice: "Now, now?"

"It's kind of like a brother!" Song Yubin touched the top of her head affectionately, and then was annoyed by the rough texture, "What will happen if you don't wear this damn thing?!"

Concisely and straightforwardly asked: "What will happen if you don't grow up to be such an idiot?!"

"...You're ruthless!" Song Yubin finally followed in Master Crab's footsteps—choked to death!

Su Yizheng pouted aggrievedly, "Do you want us to disfigure?"

"Come on, if you want to ruin Professor Rong Jian's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, what benefits are there? Well, as long as you, Young Master Su, don't be gentle with those idiots in the future, it will hurt others and yourself." Jane The professor walked away happily shaking his front paws, and said in standard Chinese, "Gentleness is not a good habit, and a soft heart is even a sin. Young Master Su, you have to learn from me, not soft-hearted, but soft-handed. Uh... ...I have to go and play with the pointer later..."

F4 looked at each other and smiled wryly, how much does this poisonous girl love to hold grudges?Yin, her, her perineum, you don't say it, and you turn it over and over again without thinking or timing to stimulate people.