[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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In the past two days, I don’t know if Jinjiang Black Hole has been abused by habit, or because of the impact of the typhoon. In short, I am like a small crab crawling on the tank. There is no end to life... Meow!His nose was blue and his eyes were swollen and his face was bloody from the fall!If you beat the table and smash your front paws, you can only lift the table with your back paws!

Last night, after finally climbing up the line, Trembling moved a chapter and was immediately knocked off the line, labor and management climbed again!But I just returned to the two comments from the old pit... fell!I accidentally got offline again!Labor and management don't believe this evil and continue to climb!Finally, after more than an hour, the login was successful, but!only!but!The little chrysanthemum in the comment keeps spinning and spinning, happily dripping and spinning... Today, after a long time of climbing the cylinder revolution, it is still spinning!Nima turn your sister turn!Let the labor and management see what the comment is and return it, you little chrysanthemum will not be pregnant, will you!fall!

When approaching the stadium, Jian Jie obediently returned to being a passenger, and as soon as Prince Yu Bin flashed his VIP card, he was able to enter the VIP lounge to change clothes.The first three cars have already arrived and are ready, and in the words of Master Yu, they are just waiting for the nerdy + hooligan combination to return to the team.

"Woo... I'm so dizzy, I don't want to hit that damned little white ball!" Song Yubin dragged it all the way concisely.

Song Yubin persuaded him with good words while pulling the stubborn bull: "Master Crab will jump if we don't go again, be good, go and go."

But Jian Jie insisted on blocking him, "Even if I kicked one of him off and he jumped two, wouldn't he still have five legs? It won't hinder his young master from climbing the grass! Be good, come on! Bar."

"Then what are you going to do with that black-bellied ghost?" Song Yubin secretly rolled his eyes, feeling that her diligence was only spent on reading books and her venomous tongue, and she had no love for sports except fighting.

"I don't care about Yoon Ji Hoo, he likes to care for the grass the most. Hey... Let's play golf carts, shall we? Anyway, we are a couple today, and at most they will be teased by them. Ann, Ann, Chairman, you have a thick skin, and I don’t have a thin skin either." It’s okay to continue to encourage, it’s better to play house with earthworms than to face a love triangle, isn’t it?

Song Yubin smiled evilly when he heard the words: "Sorry, I will grow up today. My hobby is to play the innocent boy."

Concisely pursed her lips and scolded in a low voice: "They're all virgins and they're so innocent!"

"Virgin?" Cut!Having been flirting with women for several years and still being a virgin?

"The man who has been dealt with, Quack... I suddenly like to speak my mother tongue." Jie Jie stretched out her scissors and chatted proudly.

Song Yubin was so angry that he turned his aggrieved into motivation, and pulled the cows to plow the land with all his might.

So the simplicity on the court has been following Song Yubin like a baby bird, causing him to be greeted by others with smiles, teasing, ridicule, gossip, and questions.

"I said, can you die a little farther away? Don't think that you can mess around because you are my friend. Believe it or not, I will knock you out with a club?" Song Yubin gritted his teeth and smirked to catch up with the follower.

Jie Jie smirked and waved to the friendly beauty Junxi, but Song Yubin was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood for three liters, "I said friend, anyway, you thought about kidnapping me to the auditorium, so let me die by your side today Is it possible?"

"You..." So poisonous!The chairman who moved the stone and smashed his jade feet into a photo decided not to argue with the scoundrel and poisonous girl, and just put the club in the past, "Here!"

Jian Jie pouted and watched the slippery Song Yubin pee away, "I hate playing ball..."

"Study girl, can I teach you how to play well?" Su Yizheng took advantage of the opportunity to enter the drama friend's wife.

"Oh... that's fine." What a ghost!Another cheat!

Su Yizheng's teaching is meticulous and serious, which can be called professional, and it's free, dear.On the other side, Yin Zhihou is also teaching Jinsicao. As for the French beauty and Gu Junxi, they have already gone out to make up shots to birdie.

"Come on, try your hand first." Su Yizheng turned around and called his disciple—anger!Little apprentice Jian squatted on the ground with her palms on her chin and dozed off happily.

Jie Jie yawned and took the cue and asked lazily, "Where do you want to hit?"

Gu Junbiao, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, pointed out kindly: "Here, do you see the flagpole over there? Forget it, if you can beat the water pool, you will win."

"Really? Then if I win, Master Junbiao, can you allow me to play in the sand there?" Jian Jie asked innocently, raising her face.

"Ah... What a boring nerdy girl, who just wants to play in the sand instead of playing golf. Forget it, I'm sure." Yin Zhihou and Jinsicao, who learned from him, felt quite uncomfortable.

Song Yubin, who came back from peeing, couldn't help laughing secretly when he saw this scene, probably this poisonous girl is playing tricks again.He would like to see how far her so-called "knowledge is a little bit"?

Jian Jie purposely and nervously held the cue and swung a few times. Su Yi was gently encouraging him, "Fighting..." and Yin Zhihou's cheering sound over there, imperceptibly became the first shot of Jinsicao and Jian Jie. game bird.

"Listen to me!" He uttered a simple and insincere sentence, raised his arms and twisted his waist to send the little white ball away with a beautiful kick, and then stood in the wind with a standard figure to watch the ball fall, and everyone's eyes followed closely— —Ah oh, it’s less than a few meters away from the hole!

The corners of Song Yubin's eyes twitched, and he immediately applauded and praised: "The nerdy girl is great!"

"Plop!" Unfortunately, Jinsicao's ball fell into the water.

Concise pretended not to see it, immediately dropped the cue and took out his phone, "Ahhh~ I want to buy a lottery ticket, I want to buy a lottery ticket..."

"Aha... It seems that even if I can't be a potter in the future, I can still be a golf coach." Su Yi was busy painting his face with gold paint, but his suspicious little eyes couldn't help sneaking glances at him. A certain girl who seems to be extremely excited, this girl...has a big problem.

"It's just a coincidence, it's just good luck." Gu Junbiao expressed his dissatisfaction with his hands on his hips, but he thought in his heart that this is really a coincidence?But the hitting posture is quite standard, it can be said on the cover of a magazine.

Jin Sicao over there ran over to express her various compliments: "Senior Jian Jie, you are so good, is this your first time playing? Ah... Last time, Gu Junbiao taught me for a long time—" Halfway through the speech, he suddenly stopped talking secretly Glancing at a certain black-faced god, he giggled.

"Yeah, it's my first time playing golf." Well, it's my first time playing golf in Korea.Concisely put on a stupid look of "Actually, I can't believe it" and nodded fiercely, resolutely ignoring the second half of the sentence that made people think, but instantly stiffened the faint smile on Yin Zhihou's lips for a second and then returned to natural With a panoramic view of the subtle reactions, she couldn't help but look at the sky kindly and friendly--with the whites of her eyes, anyway, there are thick-rimmed glasses blocking it, afraid of a woolen thread?

"Senior, you learn fast and well, can you teach me? How about I fight with you." Jin Sicao regained her composure, and pulled her hand beseechingly, asking for a private relationship, a boy. It's always a little inconvenient to support my waist to teach.

So Jian Jie continued to be kind and friendly, looking up at the sky, teach your sister to teach!Do I know you well miss?She unobtrusively pulled out her finger and pointed to the sandpit not far away and said with a smirk: "Uh, good luck can't be taught, right? And I really want to play with sand. Look, the white sand is very beautiful." Children's shoes!Antarctic ice crabs were born because your idiot radiance shines on the earth! Hey!

"Then next time, next time, hehe." Jin Sicao vaguely sensed her alienation, but only thought that she was afraid of others, so she enthusiastically grabbed her hand and shook it vigorously, "Senior, I'm really nice I admire you, I think it must be a very happy thing to be friends with you, right Senior Zhihou?"

Yin Zhihou's cool eyes fell on the corners of Jie Jie's intermittently twitching mouth, and if there was nothing, he hummed a soft nasal voice, "Mmm..."

The simple smile still looks so sincere and shy, but the super hurricane in the bottom of the eyes is rapidly forming, and ten thousand grass mud horses growl in the bottom of their hearts: "I have a cleanliness but you have the pickle smell that I hate the most... All kinds of kneeling begging you not to use me as cannon fodder..."

"Well, a famous teacher produces a good student, Sicao, let Yi Zheng teach you." Song Yubin felt the surrounding air became inexplicably cold, so he quickly walked over to the "source of cold air" and walked towards the sandpit, "Miss Jian, please allow me next." I will serve you. Um... Everyone, please refuse to disturb me."

"No problem!" Coach Su, who had a good heart, returned an OK gesture, but his eyes flickered strangely, huh... sincerely expressing that his curiosity about the nerdy girl continued to escalate!

"Thanks, brother." Jian Jie whispered her sincere thanks while rubbing her hands behind everyone's back.

brother?Pfft, is the friendship warming up?This girl... is definitely the best representative of "people who are not pleasing to the eye are strictly forbidden to approach", right?Song Yubin silently put down his hand to keep a certain distance from her, and squinted with a half-smile, "Hey, hey! Miss exaggerated again."

"I'm afraid idiots will be contagious!" Jie Jian stomped on the grass, saying it viciously and unscrupulously, "Even if it's too embarrassing for you to be a sandwich biscuit, don't just throw it on me! Damn she can't throw you or Can't you beat Young Master Su? A dead fellow Taoist doesn't die a poor daoist..."

Don't be a fellow Daoist!Chairman, I also hate being cannon fodder, okay?The so-called gentleman's demeanor made Song Yubin's roar that was about to blurt out only twitched in his throat, and then fell into the bottom of his heart infinitely aggrieved and transformed into countless little people jumping. Planting a devout attitude to the side of the sandpit, "...Actually, you can make a lot of mistakes, really." Yu Yu glanced at the sparkling water pool in the distance, the scenery over there is suitable for the little white ball, sigh... …

"Actually, that's called crooked hitting! I swear it's definitely Qiufeng's fault!" You think I think so?That is an inertial movement that has been trained by the devil and evolved into a body instinct! Hey!Sure enough, he is still Tezuka-kun?Careless ones are the most annoying!Song Saonian, do you understand the bright sadness at this moment...

After making amends, Concise turned into a witch to clean her hands with sand and said: "I have a cleanliness, I have a cleanliness, I have a cleanliness...idiot, low-energy, mentally handicapped, and the cells are going back and forth..."

Song Yubin glanced behind him out of the corner of his eye, and saw Master Crab wandering towards this side hesitantly and resolutely, halfway through the swim, he suddenly climbed back for three steps, and then COS crawled like a snail and stopped one step at a time... Inertia ignores things that have nothing to do with him Junbiao, who is human but sensitive like a small animal, can't hold back his curiosity?

Song Yubin shook his head, and reminded with a suppressed smile, "Hey, hey... Please, miss, you can just mean it, and no one is forcing you to live up to your name. Cough cough, the crab is about to crawl over."

Seeing a certain head nodding slightly, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought again.Well, what should I say?Although Jin Sicao speaks and does things a little thoughtlessly, she only acts on the spur of the moment when things happen, and often leads to troubles that could have been avoided because of her credulous trust in others, causing everyone to follow her to clean up all kinds of messes.

For example, Wu Minzhi, whom she regards as her only friend at the Shinhwa Academy, framed her for making indecent bed photos. It was only after the truth was exposed that she realized how inferior her ability to know people was. However, she did not take this as a warning. She dared to believe that those nympho women treated her sincerely, which led her to attend the yacht banquet as a masquerade ball, and became the laughing stock of the school and dragged F4 into the water-the taste of making friends was seriously questioned.Another example is that she jumped into every crude trap without exception and was trampled on and made fun of...

But after all, Jin Sicao is still a normal high school student, right?Because she is not deeply involved in the world and has not been polluted by society, because she is innocent and believes that there is true love everywhere in the world.Well, he admitted that although both Junbiao and Jihou had expressed strange feelings for her who is hardworking, brave, kind and upright, he himself was somewhat resistant to her, just because a girl like her was not suitable to hang out in their circle, There is only one ending if you insist on getting mixed up: everyone is tired!Those so-called love legends that lasted forever... Heck... He also wanted to believe it, but the reality wouldn't allow it.

Hmm, seems to be off topic.In fact, what he wanted to express was—after all, Jinsicao is not this frighteningly smart, poisonous girl in front of him!Therefore, Golden Silk Grass is a normal person!Conciseness is so abnormal that it explodes!