[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

"Don't! Yi Zheng, really don't fight! Otherwise you will regret it to death!" Song Yubin, who was controlled by Gu Junbiao and Yoon Jihou on the sofa, urged his friends not to throw themselves into the demon net.

"Do you think I'll believe you? Huh! You must have a ghost in your heart, so it's better to be a big one." Su Yizheng elegantly dialed the number with one hand in his pocket and the other. Although the other party couldn't see him, he wanted to show his feet when picking up girls.However, after 1 minute, he threw the phone away as if he was holding a ghost in his hand, and scolded redly, "Which girl is so hateful?! Song Yubin, you bastard, dare to go to Thailand without my permission?"

So Song Yubin smiled gloatingly, although the laugh was very hard and painful, "Haha... brother, I persuaded you. Oh... Junbiao, can you take it easy?"

"Yi Zheng, come here." Yin Zhihou motioned for Su Yi to go up, picked up his mobile phone and listened quietly, the smile on his face did not change at all after listening to the trilingual broadcast, "This ringtone is only valid for Prince Song, listen to it, Junbiao look."

Gu Junbiao got impatient for a long time, and hurriedly sent his ears to listen. He laughed after hearing a few words, "Puff hahaha... What a funny ringtone, the shemale King Song—oh! Ohhhhh, answer it received!"

Yin Zhihou immediately pressed the phone back to his ear, "Hi, I'm Yu Bin's friend Yin Zhihou, you are—— hung up."

"Did you say anything?" Su Yizheng lay comfortably on Song Yubin's body and refused to get up.

"I didn't even say hello, I just heard the other party snort." Yin Zhihou threw the phone back to Song Yubin, "You dial it."

Song Yubin had no choice but to dial under the staring eyes of three friends, but within a few seconds he burst out laughing, and quickly changed to the PA button to share the reward with his friends—"I don't answer it, I don't answer it, I don't answer it... I'm so anxious about you You are anxious to death, you are anxious to death... I won't answer it, I won't answer it, I won't answer it... you will be mad at you, you will be mad at you... catch me if you have the ability~ hit me~ kick me~ you Come and bite me..."

Gu Junbiao was so angry that he thumped the armrest of the sofa, "This bastard is really a woman? Yu Bin, are you sure?"

"Don't tell me you want to beat her up?" Song Yubin laughed inwardly, it's not sure whoever hits her, and he dared to lose his temper indiscriminately.

"Young Master, I don't bother beating women! But don't bring such a troublesome woman in front of Young Master, I'm not happy to see such a bastard woman." Gu Junbiao looked fiercely insulted, "Otherwise, don't Blame me for making an exception!"

Su Yizheng's COS Song Yubin rubbed his chin thinking like a bird and asked with a smile: "The weather will be fine tomorrow, why don't we send a text message to this sister and ask her to go play golf together?"

Song Yubin yelled inwardly, "She's a house girl, she's afraid of the sun and her motor nerves are extremely poor, she should find someone else."

Yin Zhihou looked directly at his flustered eyes, and said with a smile: "Then why not call it concise, Yi Zheng, Junbiao?"

Gu Junbiao immediately vetoed, "Cut! Ask the nerdy girl to go with you? Can that person not even eat Western food well and play golf?"

A strange light with incomprehensible meaning flashed across Su Yizheng's star-like eyes, and then he looked at Song Yubin and smiled, "Guys, I think this idea is good. Ah... I'll take my French chef girl with me. , so that I can chat with nerdy girls, it doesn’t matter if I don’t know how to play.”

So Yin Zhihou smiled like a spring flower, "Two votes to one vote, Junbiao, you lose."

"It's all right, it's all right! My young master will allow her to go with me."

Yoon Ji Hoo, you nigger!Song Yubin, who was deprived of the right to vote, could only cry in his heart: This is over, it's over, it's over...

The next morning, as soon as Jian Jie sneaked into the classroom, he was caught by F4 who got the news, and was dragged onto the cool sports car under the envious eyes of all the nympho girls in Class C and the same building.

"Don't tell me this is your bad idea! You can guess with your toes that the curly crab won't invite me!" Jian Jie responded to F3's female companions Ju Junxi, Jin Sicao and foreign girls with a smirk As a gesture of goodwill, he gritted his molars and whispered to Song Yubin of Tchaikovsky.

"This time it really has nothing to do with Junbiao, it's all about that nigger Zhihou's good deed! He snatched my mobile phone and found your number. I think the name is very special. I guess it might be Miss Jane who the three of us have investigated. , that’s why I kept contacting you despite my strong protest! Also, it was Yi Zheng who offered to invite you to play golf first! And I only said that you are a house girl who is afraid of the sun and has poor motor nerves. I didn’t say anything else, Anyway, it was Zhihou who insisted on inviting you! Alas... Anyway, you showed your flaws yesterday, so you should go to supplement calcium today." Song Yubin told the whole story while she stared at her.

Jian Jian greeted the ancestors of the Yin family N times in his heart without listening to a few words!Thinking about it still made me angry, so I spewed out another sentence in Chinese, "You need calcium supplements only if your brain is underdeveloped and your cerebellum is not developed!"

"Do you understand, Miss, please make your scolding easier." Song Yubin pressed his ears inexorably, huh... This girl's scolding skills are as good as her fighting skills, which is beyond words.

Jian Jie didn't bother to talk to him, Gu took out the Shinhwa phone from his bag, glanced left and right and felt that it was not safe anywhere, so he simply handed it to Song Yubin, "You clean up the trouble you caused, take it!"

Song Yubin smiled meanly, "It's okay to help you with this matter today, but I want the mobile phone number you used yesterday."

So Jie Jie frowned forcefully, "That number is not for friends, it's only used to contact people who help me find friends."

"A worldwide search? Ah... I said, friends are not fake, if you need help, you can always come to me, and if you don't have the money, remember to ask at any time, huh?" Although Song Yubin said casually, But the expression is extremely sincere.

"The problems that can be solved by money are not problems. This is the end of this topic. Thank you." Jian Jie looked out of the window and said quietly, his pale side face seemed to be covered by a thick layer of wax, and there was no slightest emotional fluctuation. .

Such a big tone, such a strict guard.Song Yubin frowned quietly, and changed the subject wisely: "Do you know how to play golf?"

"I know a little bit, but I prefer to use small white balls to draw panda eyes." Jie Jie quickly settled down, looked back at him and smiled slyly, "Would you like to try, Mr. President?"

Song Yubin sneered and said: "You don't come here! Don't say that good men don't fight women, even if they are really better than me, they may not lose to you."

"Well, let's forget about it. Uh, have you ever heard of a kind of capable person who doesn't get dizzy while driving?" Jian Jie asked in pain, rubbing his forehead.

Song Yubin had a dead face of "I'm convinced of you", "No, miss, you are already difficult enough, what do you want?"

"I want to be the driver of the chairman, okay?" Jian Jie clasped his palms together and looked at her with tears in his eyes, "Is it okay..."

"Stop! Miss, you are so awkward and twisting and twisting non-stop, be careful that I will throw you away!" Song Yubin stopped the car helplessly, and gave her a pair of eyes. What's wrong."

"Ha! It's good if I can cure you." Jie Jian jumped into the driver's seat as if he was afraid that he would regret it, took off his glasses and fastened his seat belt and shouted happily, "Master President, you must sit still."

Seeing her posture, Song Yubin suddenly had an ominous premonition, and hurriedly shouted: "You are short-sighted, don't let me play drag racing! Wait, wait, let me fasten my seat belt first!"

"You're short-sighted!" Jie Jie smirked and patted him on the head, "My short-sightedness is less than [-] degrees, besides, I wear contact lenses."

After Song Yubin confirmed that those were really flat glasses, he stroked his little heart to watch her skillfully start the car, and half-truthfully warned: "If you dare to overturn my car and cause me to be disfigured and disabled, I will tie you to the auditorium!"

"Ann! If there is a crash, I will kill myself first, so as not to be forced into marriage by you." Jie Jie countered with a vicious tongue.

So Prince Yu Bin held his injured little heart and howled, "Is it so bad that I deserve you?"

Jian Jie spared a hand to stroke his chin to pretend to be in deep thought, "It's your fault, I'm serious."

Hearing this, Song Yubin looked at her profile with a pipi smile again, "Hey...you look good, and I'm serious." After a few more glances, "The first glance is general. The second glance is sensational." .Third eye, ouch, the more you look at it, the more pleasing you are, the more you feel more excited, don't feel too good. Hey, listen to me, why don't we have a little love—ah! You will die if you drive slowly!" Damn !Don't be too slippery when you go through the curve, this really venomous fake nerd really surprised him, oh no, he was frightened again and again.

Concise and leisurely counterattacked: "Prince Song praised him so much, the nerdy girl had no choice but to step on the gas pedal to express her gratitude."

Song Yubin yelled angrily: "What will happen if you flirt with me, you stingy girl!"

"I won't tease you, come and bite me if you have the ability, friend." Jian Jie deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "friend", "I have a silver-gray mobile phone in my bag, as long as I am awake, there will be a response , Save the number yourself, friend."

So Song Yubin smiled smugly: "Hehe...it's just so difficult to pick up girls."

Smile briefly and lightly, and say sincerely, "Thank you."

"My friend, thank you for nothing." Song Yubin, who was busy dialing the number, replied absent-mindedly.

The wind is blowing, and the fallen leaves are fluttering.

Autumn is strong, and the heart is bleak.

For Song Yubin, perhaps his love has already come, but it is only fleeting.

A joke, a talk of love.

Thank you for your appreciation.

Everything went back to the original agreement of innocence.

Although love is gone with the wind, the heart has no regrets.

For a woman who is as elusive as the wind, maybe becoming friends is the best choice, maybe...