[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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The network is still unstable, continue to climb cylinder practice, but fortunately the little chrysanthemum retreated, TT

I will move it later, I hope the watch will be offline~~

From the day we met until now, Song Yubin often asks himself: If he were himself, could he be so concise?The answer is: difficult!

May I ask, who can be alone in the flamboyant and noisy mythological academy for as long as a year like Jian Jie?Her ugly appearance, close to abject poverty, terrible grades, and enough leave of absence to be expelled from school N times!They are the favorite targets of troublemakers and nympho, aren't they?

What's more, the aura of certainty of winning everything that she showed for a moment when she was playing just now is definitely not something that ordinary children can possess, even those who have received elite education since childhood.What's more, the elegance and nobility that seems to be deliberately concealed when she dine is beyond the academic level of high school students. In fact, just knowing several languages ​​is enough for her to stand out from the crowd and attract everyone's attention, right?But she has always been able to conceal her front and show her clumsiness with ease. Under the nose of Professor Park, who is over fifty years old, you must know that the old man is by no means as simple as the surface!

However, she insisted on running around quietly until recently!

And all of this is obviously not explained by the school's excuse of "leaving it alone and having fun".But if you use reverse thinking to reason, how calm the mind, how deep the city, and how indifferent the people who can reach this level must be!So, this is so weird, isn't it?Nima, she is only 19 years old!

A person who can reduce his sense of existence to almost zero, but in fact is extremely conspicuous regardless of his appearance or behavior-how can he be "hidden" in one word?

To borrow a sentence that my old man often said - this pool of water is really deep!

He even had a feeling that if it wasn't that she was too lazy to hide it on purpose, or that it was just her carelessness that aroused their interest in pursuing them, then maybe she had N ways to avoid the current situation!

If it hadn't been for the reckless and rude Master Crab who repeatedly hit her with a little bit of "popularity", and then lured her a little bit of "righteousness" by encountering her late at night like a god, I'm afraid they would have missed this unique scenery until they graduated. ?

The rustling sound from the grass behind him interrupted Song Yubin's chaotic and complicated thoughts. He heard someone's heavy footsteps approaching as if venting his anger. Consciously evoked an arc that was almost pampering, and coughed twice in warning.

So the simple lines were quickly changed to: "...the sand is so white, soft, fine, beautiful, and fun..." Suddenly, someone stabbed me in the back, and when I looked back, it turned out to be Gu Junbiao's ball Rod!

"Hey! Nerdy girl, make another hole." If the young master had any doubts in his heart, he always only liked to go directly to the master to solve it.

"Master Junbiao, just now you said that hitting one stroke is OK." Jian Jie murmured deliberately in a delicate and soft accusing tone, hum!See if I don't disgust you to death!As a result, she was sweating a bit, but Mr. Crab said that she didn't hear it... So she puffed up her Dalang face and glanced at Song Yubin as if asking for help, but only received a "I can't do anything, you ask for more blessings" "'s unscrupulous little eyes.

"My young master loves to go back on his word. How about it? Come and bite me if you have the ability!"

This is my line, this is my line... Jian Jie has endless resentment in her heart, you dead crab!Sooner or later, I will break the eight legs of your pliers!Let's see how you climb the grass in the future!

"It's up!" Gu Junbiao didn't know what stimulated him, so he greeted her in strange Chinese.

Jian Jie insisted on lowering his head and playing with the sand, passing by, "No more..."

"You are about to get up for this young master!"

"I told you I'm going to play with the sand..." Humph, dare to speak Chinese with me?court death!

"Let's play another hole, wake up!"

"Good boy shouldn't gamble anymore..." Quack, I'm so mad at you curly crab!

"Don't be so childish!"

"I like being a child now..." Hehe, we are on par with Mr. Crab.

"...You!" The young master, who was suppressed by Gu Junbiao, who was already upset and irritable, finally broke out completely, "Untouchable! You damn Chinese untouchable! Get up, young master! Get up quickly!"

Jian Jie suddenly raised his face, and his originally lazy voice suddenly became gentle like water, with traces of coolness wafting into his ears, falling to the bottom of his heart, "My dear, what did you call me just now?"

Gu Junbiao was stunned for a moment, then blushed, reached out and grabbed the back of her head and pressed it down hard, and scolded endlessly in anger: "Bastard! Who is your dear? You untouchable! Chinese untouchable! Shameless China!" Untouchables!"

Song Yubin, who was having fun watching the play, came back to his senses and hurriedly stopped him, but unfortunately he was half a beat too late—the simple upper body was already crooked into the sandpit!If she hadn't reacted quickly and supported it with her hands, she might have been full of sand.He couldn't help but wailed in his heart, "This poisonous tongue girl is definitely going to explode!"

As the smile on the corner of the lips, like a daisy just blooming, has the charm of "I feel sorry for you", Jian Jian slowly straightened up as if he was stepping on the moon, leisurely stretched out his slender fingers gently Brushing the sand off his shoulders, his expression and movements are extremely high-end, elegant and incomparable...

Weird!It's so weird!The situation before Kaibian should not be like this anyway, hey!

Song Yubin looked at it inexplicably, the little deer bumped into it, his head was confused, he was confused, he was confused... Suddenly, the violent and arrogant atmosphere that belonged to crabs around him was frozen by the extreme speed of ice, and the ears invaded in an instant, and it was cold to the bone Voice line, "Gu Junpyo, because of your invincibility and childishness, I can tolerate you calling me a pariah, but I absolutely can't tolerate you calling me a Chinese, country, cheap, people! Do you hear me clearly? Apologize!"

"What can you do? Hmph, what do you dare to do with this young master!" At this time, Gu Junbiao has not yet realized how terrifying the power contained in the cold light in Jian Jian's eyes is, cut!Laughing so timidly, who would be afraid of you?

"Song Yubin, please move away." Jie Jie first fulfilled her duty as a friend.

Both sides are friends, what should I do?Depend on!Cannon fodder is cannon fodder!Song Yubin opened his arms and jumped in front of Gu Jun to block it. Seeing Jian Jie raised his slender hands to gently brush the messy hair in the wind, he was so scared that he straightened his neck and called out to his friends: "Yi Zheng! Zhihou! Come here quickly! Hurry up!"

"Hey!" Jie Jie sneered, and the devil materialized in an instant, "It won't work if the emperor comes, so just be obedient!" As soon as she finished speaking, her right palm quickly stuck to Song Yubin's hand like a snake. , then turned his wrist and grabbed his elbow and pulled it hard, and then pushed him with all his strength on the shoulder—the obstacle was cleared!

Spike!Song Yubin, who knew he was invincible, simply lay down on the ground in a big shape, enjoying the ecstasy/soul feeling of his arms being sore and weak, and crying: "Junbiao, take care of yourself...I'll call you an ambulance right away." ...Jane, you must take it easy...I'll find you a lawyer right now..."

Before Gu Junbiao could react, Jian Jie kicked the crab's legs, "You have really long legs? Damn! I'll make you a 1.5-by-1.6-meter cripple!"

Caught off guard, Gu Junbiao limped and staggered back a few steps. Only then did he understand the profound meaning of 1.5 meters and 1.6 meters. He quickly took up his posture to fight, "Damn it! How dare you kick me?!"

"It's not dare! It's very dare! Very dare! I'll kick you a damn crab!" Jian Jie's heart was as angry as an oilfield explosion, go to the fucking lawyer!Even if you want to go to jail, you have to give this stick a good beating first!After a palm shadow flew by, she flew her foot up again, stepped on Gu Junbiao's thigh and performed a front flip, flying over his head like a light swallow, and kicked back before her foot landed!

Gu Junbiao, who was dizzy by K, only felt the figure in front of him flicker, and then there was a huge pain in his ass, and he couldn't help flying up, "Plop!" He fell into the pit and ate sand without any discussion, "Bah, bah, bah! You damn it!" nerdy girl!"

"Beautiful! Concise!" When the three of Su Yizheng rushed over, the situation was out of control...

"Nimma, try calling again if you have the ability? I want to see if my fist is hard or your mouth is hard!" Jie Jie grabbed Gu Junbiao's curly hair and clenched his fists and greeted one after another, " Nima, you are a dead crab! This lady will turn you into a panda with two iron fists! Another punch will make your nosebleed flow three thousand feet! Another punch and palm will make you hang sausages on your mouth! Let’s see if you dare to do something It’s okay to pout! Well, the teeth will not knock out the bird, and it’s disgusting to spit it out. Why are you staring? Are you not convinced? This lady will turn your head into a pig’s head..."

"Jie Jie, what are you doing..." Yin Zhihou, who was shocked by the scene in front of him, spit out unconsciously, and then consciously asked an extremely stupid question, what else could he do?A big man is so powerless by a little girl!

Unexpectedly, Jian Jie's children's shoes answered amiably and sincerely: "It's fighting! Do you want to play together? It's free, dear!"

"Books, books, nerds... Conciseness, stop! Why are you playing handsome? Ahhh!" What is this situation?Who can tell him!Su Yizheng sincerely expressed that he was going crazy, and said in a frightened manner.

"Because he should fight! Hoho..." The concise children's shoes took the time to send out a bright and harmless smile, and continued with fists and palms - bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang Woohoo...

Jin Sicao quickly opened her tear glands to work as if she wanted to personally verify the truth of "women are made of water", "Senior Jie Jie, stop hitting him! Please don't hit him again!"

Good-natured and polite, simple children's shoes still answer every question: "I will fight! Don't give in!"

"A group of...monsters..." This is Song Yubin's concluding statement on the idiot behavior of his friends and the complex emotions expressed by a certain one who is gentle and demonized, counting birds!The poisonous tongue girl is right, a dead fellow daoist will never die a poor daoist!Please don't be careless on the ground, let's go...