[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Haircut

Brother, the older you get, the more you love beauty.The specific manifestation is that the hairspray can no longer satisfy him.

In addition to flipping through fashion magazines to keep up with fashion trends when you have nothing to do, you can also get creative when you have nothing to do.In the past, the creativity was expressed in the dressing taste that occasionally capsized, but now the creativity spreads to the hairstyle.

Mendes is worried, he has broken thoughts with Bao'er, and you don't care about him?You don't care about him?Just a few hairs that are so short, shave a slit today, and mohawk tomorrow. He can’t wait to change his style every day for a month. He’s about to buy hair tonic, don’t you know?I hate my hair growing slowly, and I can't satisfy his desire to change his hairstyle every day! !

Bao'er listened to the song leisurely, not in a hurry.

"I said two things to him, and I have no other requirements. One is not to dye my hair, and the other is to keep the current length."

Mendes thought about it, yes.You can't dye your hair and keep the current length, so where can Ronaldo go after all the troubles?

Mendes breathed a sigh of relief. He was always afraid that Ronaldo would turn himself into Balotelli if he had a convulsion.

That guy's haircut is a performance artist's routine, and most people can't stand it!

The elder brother saw off his stylist, returned to the living room and heard what Mendes said, and was unhappy.

His displeasure is a bit crooked, and he doesn't care at all about saying that he has occasional convulsions.This habitual behavior of grasping the wrong focus...everyone is used to it...

"Why can't I stand it? With my aura, what look can't stand it?"

Mendes has completely different attitudes towards senior brother and Bao'er. One is given as a gift by phone bills, and the other is obtained through untold hardships. He will hear what senior brother said. He is neither friendly nor stable at all, so he directly transferred He stood up, turned his back to the elder brother, and turned to talk to Bao'er.

"Bao'er, your boyfriend is very powerful. Most men can't bear to look directly at a flower in their ears, but your boyfriend can't hold it! This is a talent!"

Bao'er is very face-saving, so he continued to talk, asking what talent?

Mendes waited for this sentence, and immediately answered smoothly.

"The talent of a bitch!"

The big brother blew up, showing Mendez all kinds of muscles, this is slander, this is blatant slander!Open your eyes and talk nonsense!

Mendes didn't refute, and waited until the big brother was about to show him his gluteal muscles, before he said, I heard that there is a group called 'Muscle Shou'!

The elder brother's thinking went astray again.He looked at his daughter-in-law, leaning on the sofa with her long legs crossed, with a lazy look, a wicked smile on her face, her blond hair combed back, revealing her full forehead, exquisite and three-dimensional facial features, and clear eyebrows and eyes atmosphere...

The more I look at it, the more aggressive I feel...

The eldest brother picked up the phone and called back the stylist who hadn't gone far, relying on his wife to spoil him unconditionally, he discussed with the stylist and gave his wife a new hairstyle!

When the competition comes again, Bao'er will appear on the stage with a new look, with half-cut hair covering half of the ears, and the hair around the face will be thinned. When the wind blows, every strand of hair will happily kiss Bao'er face.After halfway through the game, Bao'er's hair was soaked with sweat, sticking to her face in strands, with a pointed chin, red lips, and fascinating green eyes...

Male and female are indisputable, suitable for both men and women!

Afterwards, faced with a sudden increase of 10,000+ male fans who left messages to Baoer saying "marry me, marry me, marry me" every day, the big brother learned another foreign language: lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot.

Ice-cream ice cream

It's the summer break again, and Bao'er and his family are going on a trip.Doris took little Chris, silly father accompanied her own father, Baoer took the prodigal brother, six people and eight big bodyguards set off like a group.

This time the destination is Venice, the water city in Italy.

The first day was fine, I strolled leisurely and slowly, experiencing the Italian style.Both lay down the next day!

The reason is very simple, the process is a bit wretched, and the ending is embarrassing.

Little Chris is only five years old, just the age to love sweets.There is a very famous dessert in Italy that is very attractive to children, called handmade ice cream!It can be seen everywhere, and you can buy colorful and various flavors on the street.

When little Chris clamored to buy it, the adults did not disagree.Especially the eldest brother, his eyes would turn crooked as soon as he turned his eyes.

When I got back to the hotel at night, I ordered room service and ordered a bucket of ice cream...

How can Bao'er not cooperate?

He himself is a slut, and when he meets a gangster, he not only lays down immediately, but also poses as a ready-to-eat pose.

Relying on his good physical fitness, he didn't refuse at all.Eldest brother rubbed a spoonful on his collarbone, but he was still not happy, it was too little, more and more!

The eldest brother licked the ice cream, and he hummed along.He took a bite of the ice cream, and he shivered.

After going back and forth a few times, the senior brother found that his daughter-in-law's face was red, her eyes were watery, and her tongue was licking her lips from time to time. The hot air from her mouth was almost misty when it met the ice cream on her chest... so beautiful and delicious !

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Ahem...pull the lights!

The big brother got up full of enthusiasm, looked at the ice cream that was chilled in an ice bucket, and tried it again if he wanted to.Before he could move, a snow-white arm reached over him to pick up the spoon.Eldest brother looked back, his daughter-in-law was sitting on the edge of the bed in high spirits, her eyes had hooks, and she was baiting at elder brother.

Bao'er filled a large spoon, and painted a heart on her body in a particularly artistic way!

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Bao'er filled a large spoonful, and wrote "Master, eat me" on her body with special scheming.

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Bao'er filled a large spoonful, and wrote 'FXXXME' on herself very rudely!

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It's filled with one slap once, the physical strength of the big brother's mini-hulk, the kidney function of the Acacia sect, there is no limit to the ecstasy of this night! !

Just about to hug Sujuejue in the morning.

The result --------- Big brother has diarrhea!

After going to the toilet five times in a row, Bao'er had to admit that the big brother's stomach is still in the category of ordinary people.

Because of his young age, Little Chris ate a little bit during the day, and suffered the same as his father.Doris hugged him and asked him to lie down with the eldest brother for easy care.

Little Chris told his father in a miserable way that we both have to be good in the future and we can't be greedy anymore.

The eldest brother's face was dark and rosy, and he dared not look at his son with a guilty conscience. He glanced at his daughter-in-law from the corner of his eye, and said in his heart, whether to eat or not depends on the temptation!

JamesRodriguezJ Luo

After the veteran Scholes, who has been playing with Boa in the midfield, retired, Boa was tired a lot on the court.Talked to Moyes and Sir Alex several times, and finally bought a good helper for a big price!

J Lo!

Regarding the current little red man landing at Manchester United, the media asked the fans on behalf of the fans, what do you want to do by buying a player who overlaps with your position, prince?

In this regard, Ronaldo said that if he hadn't guaranteed his playing time in the contract, he must have thought that Manchester United had too much money to buy a water dispenser at a sky-high price!However, the handsome Colombian has his own little pride. He is not only able to play as an offensive midfielder. He has a balanced left and right foot. He can play on the wing, forward, and midfield. !Hey, Kanade is so confident!

Only the elder brother knows in his heart that he is almost thirty, and he and Bao'er have agreed to retire at the age of 35, even if he can still play by then, he will not play.He has other careers to steer, and he also wants to open up his life with his wife sooner.Bao'er is going to advance and retreat with him. When the time comes, Manchester United suddenly loses two pillars, and they are afraid that they will wither.Bo'er is looking for a successor in advance!

The big brother also finds Neymar to practice against Neymar when he has nothing to do during training. He never hides some small skills and old experience, so he can teach him when he needs to.Anyway, relying on Manchester United's status as the European overlord, the salary of a local tyrant, and the exposure rate of walking the red carpet when he has nothing to do, he is not afraid that Neymar will learn to run away, and a fool will switch away from the Champions League champion team!

I have to say that Bo'er has a good vision. The old man has been really convinced for so many years. He is much better than the scouts trained by Manchester United over the years, and he has never missed a shot!Bao'er silently acknowledged the compliment and smiled slightly.Who gave him a cheating tool? When there is no game, take time to look at the real person. Just look at the little red pillar on his forehead, and you will know whether this person will be able to do it in the future. With him, can Manchester United lose money?joke!

Let's just say that the newly bought Ronaldo this time is really awesome, and I can't be convinced.If Bao'er hadn't used her spiritual power to cheat, she might not be better than others just because of her talent!Pass, control, lead, and shoot big four!The set piece is awesome, the free kick is awesome, the long shot is also awesome, junior-yuan!Bao'er has a very high opinion of him, and feels that with Ronaldo's team, as long as he is allowed to start, it is a draw, and whether he can play depends on the strength of his teammates!

Such a great player, now in his own bowl, what should he do?

Eldest brother: Isn't it right to arrange for him to start?

Bao'er turned her head and was unwilling to deal with the second-hand goods.

The most important thing now is to cultivate Ronaldo's sense of belonging and loyalty to Manchester United.To put it bluntly, it is brainwashing!

From then on, Bo'er took Ronaldo to train, to eat with Ronaldo, to go shopping with Ronaldo, to go home with Ronaldo... chatting together.

Eldest brother is getting angry!

Ronaldo and Ronaldo, the titles are not much different, and the appearance also belongs to the handsome column.Thinking about how I hooked up with my daughter-in-law at the beginning, I suddenly felt that my whole life was dark!

The eldest brother retreated in the study for three hours, and when he came out, he took out a thick stack of A4 papers, all of which were real estate information in Manchester City.I communicated with J Luo in a very friendly manner, saying that I also left my hometown at the beginning, and they all came here from this time. I understand the feeling of homesickness and family.These are all relatively good locations, with high cost performance, high privacy, good security and reliability, hurry up and buy a set to bring your wife over!

Ronaldo is so moved, don't want to, Manchester United people are so kind, Manchester United people are so enthusiastic, Manchester United people are too kind, I came at the right time!

Due to the noble, glamorous and domineering president image that the big brother usually portrays, J Luo didn't dare to get close to him, and turned his head to give Bao'er a big, big, deep and strong hug in gratitude! ! !

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Eldest Brother: Damn it!

Kiss kiss

Ever since he had little Chris, the eldest brother has never been tired of kissing his son.When the child was just one month old, Bao'er secretly stuck out her tongue when she saw the elder brother kissing her son...

He even showed off to Bao'er after finishing the work, my son's first kiss was mine, no matter which bastard he associates with in the future, he won't be able to take his first kiss away!

Bao'er couldn't bear to look at him, even if she looked at him, she was afraid that the brain damage would be contagious.You gave birth to a son, how did you get the feeling of raising a daughter?

The silly father was secretly having fun by the side, and his joy was very sneaky.

As long as the eldest brother is related to Bao'er, his IQ is basically online, he can see it, and he has a bad premonition in his heart...

The dear father snorted and pulled the silly father out, walked to the corner, made sure that no one saw the two of them, domineering ----- tiptoe -- kissed the silly father loudly!

Run away after kissing...

The silly father touched his mouth, smashed it, went back to Little Chris's nursery with his hands behind his back and his chubby belly, and called Boa out.Confess in a low voice, it's okay to stimulate your dear father in the future!

The father who thinks he has found a good excuse to take advantage of it: I feel like being seen through by my stupid dad...It's an illusion...The stupid dad is so short-hearted!

The author has something to say: It’s time to go to L next time. Apart from the episode written by dear Carmen, have any other friends played relay?Who wrote L, M, N or something?

/(ㄒoㄒ)/It’s actually so stupid that the green onions can’t hold back. . .If I had known a letter, I would have written a sentence or two. . .