[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Exposure Exposure

When the big brother was about to retire, he felt it was time to announce his relationship.The two old husbands have been in love secretly for more than ten years, which is really unpleasant.

He really wanted to hold a press conference, make a public statement, raise Bao'er's hand with a smug smile, and pretend to say: He is mine!

But according to the habits of their big family, it is estimated that no one is on his side, and the whole family is based on low-key life and high-key work.

Sure enough, from the beginning to the end of the small family meeting, he failed to achieve his wish in the end.Retire as soon as you retire, honestly follow the process.The exposure of the love affair is left to the Sun newspaper, and after the sales peak, my wallet is also full!

In order to compensate the elder brother, the family decided to let him handle a series of things by himself. It is up to him how to play it, and whether he can achieve the effect he wants is also up to him.

When the editor-in-chief of The Sun received the call, he was so excited.He has written the ambiguous Xiang Qingshui Wen for many years, and the boss finally made him obscene.Don't want to be excited.

The same recipe, doubled the seasoning, the fried dishes are really different!

In the past, I only dared to say that Ronaldo stayed overnight at Baoer's house again...Why Baoer picks up little Chris to and from school every day...

You can only explain things, but you can't add a little guidance, and the reporter is so aggrieved!

This time it comes up with heavy taste, the title is bigger and bolder: I love you hard to say!

There are four full pages, with text and pictures.Without the professionalism of journalists at all, the news report was written as a drama novel.

The article said that Ronaldo found his forbidden love, and for the career path of himself and his beloved, he also traveled far away, hoping to smooth the rainbow by relying on time and distance.

The result was unsatisfactory, the farther away the more tormented, the days felt like years.I can only return to the UK frequently to relieve the hunger and thirst in my throat and my troubled heart in the name of visiting friends.

In the end, there was really no other way but to live and dream, hoping that Huahua World could make him forget the pair of green eyes in his heart.The woman next to me came and went, and came and went.The emptiness in his heart became more and more intense, and his long legs and high chest could no longer help him resist the longing in his bone marrow.

So, he resigned to his fate.Returned to Manchester United and started his long pursuit.

And why did the reporter of this newspaper discover the truth that had been hidden for many years?It was an unnamed person who broke the news that Ronaldo gave all his wealth to someone with green eyes for free.

Everyone on earth knows Ronaldo as a local tyrant, but such an astonishing tycoon, what is it if it is not true love?

The name of another protagonist in the incident was not revealed in the full text, but the green eyes and several accompanying pictures can let readers know exactly who he is referring to.

The picture is the most scheming part of The Sun.

Said that when Ronaldo discovered his forbidden love, he added a photo of Baoer and his teammates laughing, and Ronaldo stared silently a few steps away.

When it is said that Ronaldo is far away from home, but the farther away the more he misses it, it is accompanied by a photo of Ronaldo sitting on the lawn with his knees hugged and looking at the sky.

Said that when Ronaldo went home to visit friends to ease the turmoil, the accompanying picture changed again. He smiled as the domineering president when he was in Real Madrid, and compared it with Baoer when he was traveling and smiled so much that he could see the back molars.

It is said that when Ronaldo entered the world of flowers, the accompanying picture was a photo with a female model. The female model smiled like a flower, and Ronaldo smiled skinny.

When it was said that Ronaldo was giving away his wealth, it was accompanied by Baoer holding the hand of little Chris and walking in front, and Ronaldo was smiling contentedly behind carrying his son's schoolbag.

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The sales volume of newspapers is indeed very high. Basically, everyone has two copies, one for collection and one for reading.

The expected earth-shattering news did not happen.They were not chased and intercepted by reporters, and no extreme crowd told them to get out of football, and no advertisers talked to them...

Eldest brother sits at home and meditates, am I not popular?Even if I'm not popular, isn't my wife also popular?How come no one objected or shouted together?This is wrong!

Mendes led the public relations team ready to go, and could only swarm up to lead the direction when there were heated discussions on the Internet.

Waiting, waiting, waiting for a whole day -------- calm.

......

The world is changing fast?

I only thought that I slept, but in fact, it is already a hundred years later, can men and women have children?

What happened?

Bao'er patted the senior brother on the shoulder and said, let me find you someone who can best represent the public group, don't worry.

After speaking, he called Lu Fatty.

Lu Pang's creamy voice gave the big brother and Bao'er a sword double kill through the hands-free!

"I read the newspaper! Those grandchildren of the Sun newspaper are like that, don't take it to heart!"

"There are always scandals about you and Chris in his family, we are all used to it!"

"By the way, aren't you the official CP of Manchester United?"

"Actually..."

"I wanted to say it a long time ago, but we are all friends, so I can't speak."

"Since you called me today to ask me, it means you trust me, and I can't be sorry for you."

"We have already found out that the thick neck is interesting to you! But we didn't say it! The thick neck looks like glue in your eyes. If our friends for so many years don't know him so well, we would definitely beat him up! The prince of Manchester United Don't dare to think about it... none of us dare!"

"Although our relationship is closer, this matter is too big. I can't handle it well, so I keep holding it in."

"If you want me to say, you'll get it from him!"

"For so many years, you haven't been wasted, and the team suspects that you are frigid. I thought, there is someone who has painstakingly guarded you for several years, much better than those female models who know how to swipe cards outside. Or you can make do Let’s make do with Chris. In my opinion, even flying a rainbow flag is better than frigidity! Isn’t it! A man’s masculinity must be displayed, and this must not be tolerated!”

......

Bao'er: Am I frigid?

Ronaldo: Am I already exposed?

fame

You can be the greatest, you can be the best.

Standing in the Hall of Fame.

The whole world will know your name.

"Hall Of Fame ---- CR7"

A song with a bright rhythm and a positive style is becoming popular at the speed of a tornado!

When the big brother received the European Golden Globe with both hands, Bao'er had already pressed the send button on the phone.I concatenated the song I had prepared for a long time, together with the clips of the big brother on the green field, into a MV, and posted it on my social network.

"You can persevere to the end, you can run to the limit"

"You can be a hero, you can get a gold medal"

"Break all those records that others thought were unbreakable"

Accompanied by Bao'er's passionate singing, the scenes in the MV range from the youthfulness of the big brother when he first arrived at Manchester United, to the arrogance when he led Manchester United to win the championship, to the arrival of the king at Real Madrid, and finally to the return to basics when he returned to Manchester United... .

"You can beat yourself on the chest like King Kong"

"You can be a master without waiting for luck"

"You're in the Hall of Fame, you're on the Wall of Fame"

"CR7, you can do anything"

At the end of the MV, a line of words slowly appeared: We have witnessed the growth of a miracle together!

The song became popular all over the world, so much so that whenever the Big Brother scored a goal, the fans would sing this song, and even the banners that were played were printed with the words 'CR7, you can do anything'!

At first, the elder brother cried once after listening to it, and later, he swelled after listening to it again.The ringtone of the mobile phone, the alarm clock, and even the computer switch are all set to the same ringtone.When I woke up in the morning, I used to wash my hands with half-closed eyes, but now I am imitating King Kong and beating my chest muscles...

The most serious sequelae are the hooligans, who pester Bao'er every day and demand that they be treated equally: come one, come one, give us one too!

The Red Devils left a message on the official website: Ask the prince to put his business first and then his private life, and write a new team song for Manchester United quickly!We don't ask too much, as long as the rhythm is bright, the tune is catchy, and the lyrics highlight Manchester United's world number one, Manchester United's unity and friendship, Manchester United's long-distance pass is the best, Manchester United's wing cross is the best, Manchester United's defense small tank, Manchester United The midfielder is a strategist...It is best to bring the names of each active player. The main idea is to promote our Manchester United's never-ending desire for championships...This task is left to the prince. Come on, we Red Devils You have my moral support! !

Baoer: I want to shit!

The Sun newspaper fainted in the toilet: I said they have a problem again, why no one pays attention?Are you writing love songs? !

Eldest brother: I'm all listening to music, no one pays attention to the scandal, it's not fun!

Gentleman gentleman

Before the eldest brother came to the UK, he naively thought that the UK was a gathering place for gentlemen and ladies.Not to mention wearing suits, the men are clean and tidy, greet each other when they meet, and discuss the weather with an authentic London accent.

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However, in a country where men have an average of 9.3 female sexual partners in their lifetime, the big brother is silent!

Then, the elder brother was silent again, because the British football hooligans were accompanied by the British gentleman who became famous all over the world.

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The elder brother put a mark on the word gentleman in his heart.

Afterwards, with the increase of living time in the UK, the big brother became more familiar with the UK.

This is a furry country.

Even the toilet, the place of reincarnation, has several different versions in Britain due to different classes.

In the UK, real upper-class gentlemen wear clothes that are custom-made by a century-old family, rather than buying luxury goods like Armani.There are also grades of pullets, there are standing chickens on the side of the road, sitting chickens in bars, and high-end chickens specially serving the rich and powerful.

Don't ask the elder brother if he plans to find a hen, anyway, he has a deep understanding of the fact that gentlemen also find chickens.

He underlined the word gentleman several times in his mind until he couldn't see it clearly.

The timidity of going from a small island by the sea to an international metropolis gradually disappears.From landing at Manchester United, the subconscious search for the idea of ​​imitating the lifestyle of the British upper class gradually faded and disappeared.

He pretended to ask Bao'er casually, saying, "Baby, do you like gentlemen?"

His daughter-in-law gave him a hard look, can a gentleman lick his neck if he wants to?Can a gentleman proclaim obscenity and sex in the car?Can a gentleman grab the pizza with his hands and bite directly?When a gentleman eats a green bean, he has to hold it up with a knife, and slowly lick it with a fork!

The big brother was happy at once, and when he turned around, he put on the clothes with big famous brand logos that he had bought.I'm a wealthy upstart, I just like big logos!I'm not humble enough to give in to women. Why don't I dodge those who pounce on me and just push them away!

Humph, I'm happy!The local tyrant is also proud!

The author has something to say: If you have something to do today, just start with so much, and if you have nothing to do tomorrow, you can add more.

Hugs, don’t forget to buy gifts. Tomorrow’s Mother’s Day, I would like to remind fools like me, those who are away from home, don’t forget to call and send a video.

Finally, I won’t get tired of saying it a hundred times: I love you!