[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Afterwards, it was reported that a hundred flowers bloomed, and some of them were the most delicate and beautiful, which aroused the ideas of people around Bao'er!

Senior brother congratulates his daughter-in-law for her new title: Tang Dao Dao!

Congratulations to the Manchester United team-mates for their new title: teacher who has never been to university, referred to as no teacher!

Father: I have planned for a long time, since everyone finds out that my son is uneducated, then don't procrastinate, and go to a university when you come back!

Silly father: Let the daughter-in-law be together!

Doris: Good job!I asked Chris to go to school and he didn't listen, the in-laws did the right thing!

Big Brother: Σ(°△°|||)︴What's wrong with me? !

Baoer: Chris, we can be at the same table now!It's okay to fall in love on campus!You can play a youth idol drama!

The big brother is in the brain...

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The school work is not enough for the time being, Baoer and the big brother are too busy, the summer break means that they will not play games, and will film commercials instead.Because the endorsement products overlap too little.The two couples finally started to act separately, one with teary eyes, and the other saying goodbye.Mendez's forehead was throbbing with veins.

"It's just three days, one in New York and one in Los Angeles. Are you two going to die if you do this?"

.......

When the two arrived at the airport, they separated. Compared with Bao'er, who had more eyes, Mendes was even more worried about the senior brother, so he followed the senior brother.Bao'er took the four big bodyguards chosen by her father and set foot on the road of meeting gay friends.

On the day of the Manchester United Triple Crown, Boer and Kaka's Pepsi ad was finally launched, and sales surged in just one week.Pepsi hit the iron while the iron was hot, and gathered the three biggest stars in its hands: Baoer, Kaka, and Messi, and held several face-to-face meetings, trying to expand its influence while the new advertisement of its opponent Coke was not released.

Kaka is mainly influenced by Brazil and Italy. Messi is very popular in Spain, Argentina and even in China.When Pepsi signed Boer, it was only interested in Boer's influence in the UK and the United States. It did not expect that Boer would take two gay friends and sing Dare to Ask Where to Capture the Chinese market. Now it is better than Messi popular.It's a pity that Mendes is too easy to be fooled. He wants to add the promotion of the Chinese market to the contract. The money is piled high, and it has not been negotiated yet.

Three popular star players gathered in New York, Boer and Messi met for the first time.

The feeling of seeing a real person is so different from watching a live broadcast. For example, the luck pillar on Messi's forehead, Bao'er even looked straight at it!

Bodyguard No. [-]: The young master seems to be cheating, he seems to have taken a fancy to a short guy, should I report it to the boss?

Bodyguard No. [-]: Idol young mistress, come here quickly, the young master is going to have an affair!

Bodyguard No. [-]: I like Kaka!

Bodyguard No. [-]: Me and No. [-] are both new here, so I don't know anything, :-D

Kakamo silently looked at his 'old' friend whom he had known for a month, and left himself to have a lively chat with someone else, but that 'other' didn't pay much attention to him.

The Brazilian blinked, and secretly had a plan in his heart!

The meet-and-greet meeting is quite simple, first you have to say hello, answer a few questions, show off your skills, answer a few more questions, and it's over.When he came out of the backstage, Kaka squeezed nimbly and walked between Bao'er and Messi from the end.

Bao'er and Messi didn't have much emotion. They didn't understand what was going on until they saw the camera moving up and down when they were answering the question!

Kaka is a scheming bitch!It’s no wonder that the whole time, both hands were tightly hugging Bao’er and Messi’s shoulders and they didn’t relax. The two simple and like-minded people feel that the Brazilians are too shy. It’s just a meeting. It’s all nervous. Okay, let’s stay with you. Don't be afraid!

hehe!Reality blurs your face!

When the camera moves from Kaka's face to Messi's face, it must be shaken and moved down, and the same is true for Boa, and vice versa.

The scene is too obvious, as obvious as day and night, ants can feel it!The stark contrast between two dwarfs and a tall and hunky man.

The two dwarves came back to their senses, and communicated with Kaka with profound eyes respectively. Kaka's church saint's upper body was shining with a gentle smile!The chin is raised and danced lightly!

After posing enough, Kaka thought that the other party should have realized his mistake.Blinking her long eyelashes, Kaka responded with deep and charming eyes: Don't you play with me?

The two dwarfs admitted their mistake at the same time: never dare again!

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Gentle people tell us that they are also gentle when they are angry and dissatisfied. Gentleness makes you fall into the pit, and you think it is just a downhill road.

Kaka went to show off his skills, and Messi and Baoer had a small meeting.

Because of the little incident just now, plus the fact that Bao Er exuded light waves of "I am a good friend, I am the best friend" at Messi as soon as he met Baoer, and all kinds of tricks of observation, observation and hooking up, Messi inexplicably I have made friends with Bao'er, but I still feel that we have met each other so late, why did I meet such a good friend today?What a pity!

Now that I have made friends, I naturally feel free to get along with each other, so I secretly joked while hiding from the camera!

"It's hard! We have lowered the average height of the club :-("

Bo'er was a little proud.

"Don't take me with you, I can live for several years!"

Messi looked at Bao'er for several seconds with that kind of innocent eyes, and Bao'er was inexplicably guilty, and then he spoke.

"I have a big brother, 1.6 meters seven."

"I am the tallest in our family."

Messi squeezed his eyes, "Got it?"

Bao'er understands a little bit, but he doesn't want to understand, how can he explain that he can wash the meridians?

Messi transforms into a god, switching from a good baby Winnie the Pooh to Garfield in an instant, and continued speaking in a low-key manner.

"I know who your father is, Mr. Geffen."

"I remember him also, cough, quite capable."

"I heard that you have never been to school, um, no teacher, do you understand genetics?"

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Beat you!

Let's talk about height first, then education!It's as if you've been to college!As if you could be taller than me!

Boa: →_→

Messi watched Baoer look at him out of the corner of his eye to express his dissatisfaction, and he switched to Winnie the Pooh to comfort his new friend.

"Don't be discouraged, you see that we are both strong players, flexible in skill, flexible in dribbling, flexible in speed, and exceptionally flexible. This height is just right! Really, look at my sincere face!"

Beau took a deep breath.

"Good friend, you have exposed your academic qualifications! Your vocabulary is pitifully poor! Do you want to go to school with me?"

After all, Messi was still tender, his little face became puffy, and he gave Bao'er the last knife.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak English well. Besides, I've started self-studying college courses. (∩_∩)"

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'Why did I forget that this dwarf was talking to me in English?Obviously I can speak Spanish, I can obviously show off! '

Today, Bao'er met the second child of luck besides her own man, and her mood was so excited that she forgot that she was a small language expert.This reminds me, just as I wanted to show Messi's face, Messi was called up to show off his footwork.

Er Kangshou, don't go!

At this moment, Kaka came over with a smile on his face, and began to exchange midfield experience with Boa.

=. =

So hardworking, studious and so gentle and amiable, don't even try to cover up your black-bellied behavior just now!

Bao'er began to worry about her men. As her career unfolded and she came into contact with more and more star players, she suddenly felt that her men were so innocent. Sure enough, there was no harm without comparison!

Looking at Kaka's smiling face with halo, Bao'er interrupted Kaka, and in Kaka's curious eyes, gave him a promising young man surnamed Mendes.

Seeing that he is about to be promoted, from a signed player to a prince, he has to make plans for his country and society.You can't dig the wall directly, you can let Mendes come.Even if the possibility is not great, there is still a word called "in case"!Looking at Kaka's looming pillar of luck, Bao'er thinks it's better to take the time to divination.Seeing another dwarf out of the corner of his eye, Bao'er squinted his eyes. If the two lucky children can be caught in the bowl... Manchester United's debts don't seem to be a problem.

If Mendes was here, he would definitely pour a big bucket of cold water on Boa, wake up, idiot!

While his young master was doing activities, bodyguard No. [-] received a call from his own father, asking him to care about his son's itinerary and work schedule.Bodyguard No. [-] carried out his tasks meticulously in accordance with the work rules, and explained all kinds of problems, including the fact that the young master had a good conversation with a dwarf, and treated each other with unprecedented enthusiasm...

My father was silent for a while, then hung up the phone.Then he dialed the number of the senior brother. Fortunately, the senior brother was faster than his wife. He had already finished the arrangement and rushed to the next destination.

After the father finished typing his son's report, he said, you called me a good father for so long, and I remembered it in my heart. Look, how much I love you.I support you with actions, I don't care about the rest, I am very fair to you and Bao'er, you can figure it out yourself!

After hanging up the phone, it doesn't matter whether the elder brother is impatient or jealous or has already deliberately murdered... He leisurely picked up the teacup and took a sip of the mellow black tea. Just as he was about to pick up the cookies, his hand was Give it a hard shot!

The silly father stared at him with raised eyebrows!

My father rolled his eyes in disregard of his image.

"His silly dad, our son won't be in trouble, don't worry!"

"Of course I believe both of them! I can't understand you! What are you doing, you old bastard?"

My dear father turned his head away from his silly father. Seeing that the negotiation was about to succeed, I traded the beautiful DreamWorks for a club that didn't make money. I still have grievances in my heart, why don't I let it out?Son, I can't bear it, you, you, ahem, I can't bear it either.If I don't find fault with my daughter-in-law, I will be depressed!

The silly father stretched out his hand to break off his own father's head, and looked at him.

"Say! What bad idea do you have?"

My father is helpless.

"Do you understand the law of the food chain? If you understand it, you will understand it, and I won't tell you if you don't understand it! If you understand it, I thank my daughter-in-law for helping you to understand it!"

After finishing speaking, my father went to the study with his hands behind his back, and he had to study Manchester United's debts, he was very busy!

The silly father sat on the sofa alone, fiddling with the remote control carelessly.Gradually the ears turned red.

Don't be ashamed!Think beautifully!Coveting my big dick!I won't let you succeed!

Silly dad counted with his fingers. The older brother once found him on various news pages, his father's romantic history, the more he counted, the more confused he was. It seems that hands and feet are not enough!

(〃＞Dish＜)

We must not let this shameless old man get his way!He is almost becoming a male model gun-friend!What a disadvantage to me!play dumb!Keep playing dumb!Suffocate him!

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The elder brother who was soaked in vinegar in the United States has forgotten the mistakes he made in order to avoid the stupid father calling Dafa once every three minutes. But Dad firmly remembered it in his heart.

Therefore, it is reasonable for my father to torment the elder brother so much, but both sides don't know it.God knows what you did.Marriage of bad guys will be punished!

For example, the photos about to be posted on social networks by Kaka.

Petite Boa & Petite Messi.jpg

Pepsi's family of three.jpg

For example, Baoer's mobile phone is about to upload photos on social networks.

I'm handsome & decent messi.jpg

I'm very handsome & generally handsome Kaka.jpg

For example, Messi's mobile phone is about to upload photos on social networks.

Baoer who is in the same echelon as me O(∩_∩)O.jpg

Kaka is a nice person but not with me and Baoer.jpg

The author has something to say: At present, I still can’t go back, I will continue to feed you with the manuscript box, (づ￣3￣)づ~