[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Mendes felt that as his career gradually reached the peak, a lot of banknotes flew into his pocket with his small wings, and his forehead lines, crow's feet, and law lines flew towards him at a faster speed, like fish and bear's paws. Can it really be both?

Looking at the Portuguese Glory who was sulking in the car, Mendes really wanted to shit. How can this kind of IQ that gets disconnected whenever he meets Baoer be saved?God is really fair, he gave Ronaldo a perfect talent, but forgot to add some cells to his brain.After much deliberation, I didn't hold back, I'm so familiar, I don't need to see outsiders, I can complain when I need to, don't hold back!

"Have you taken your medicine? Does Bao Er know that you are always sick? You are not normal, does Mr. Geffen know?"

Eldest brother, copper skin and iron bones are invulnerable, if you like to talk, who cares about you!Then I looked at the scenery outside the car, well, the United States is very unrestrained, you can kiss at a red light, tsk tsk.

Mendez took a deep breath.

"Didn't Bao'er explain everything to you? Don't you trust him? I thought the relationship between the two of you could already withstand the waves! I didn't expect it to be so fragile..."

The big brother gave Mendez a glance, you old cucumber who doesn't understand fun!

"Knowing clearly and being unhappy are two different things! I hate when someone approaches my wife when I'm not around! I know that short guy, he's been very popular recently! Barcelona's little ace, when I go to Real Madrid, I will definitely meet him!"

Mendez's eyes lit up.

"You agreed to go to Real Madrid? Didn't the Jazz not let people go? Did you discuss it with Boa?"

The elder brother choked for a moment, pushed the sunglasses on his face, and sat up straighter unconsciously.

"I kind of want to go..."

Mendez saw the elder brother's expression and knew that there was nothing to be happy about, so he relaxed and leaned back, and answered the next sentence for the elder brother.

"but?"

......

The elder brother gave Mendez a disgusted look, so he can't answer the words, so what's the deal?

"Real Madrid was my wish when I didn't come to Manchester United, you know. Doris really wanted me to go back and play. But, well, I still have to say but, I can't bear Boa, I don't know how many seasons I have left. Yes. I used to think about the two of us walking together, but now that I think about it, the prince of Manchester United is going to play in Real Madrid? That picture is so beautiful..."

Mendes raised an eyebrow.

"What you said is not the key issue. If Bao'er disagrees, you can't leave!"

The eldest brother hung the sunglasses on the tip of his nose, exposing his eyes, allowing Mendes to clearly see his proud eyes.

"No matter what I do, my wife will support it 100%! Of course, the premise is that it will not harm me!"

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Mendez pouted.

"You're bragging! Act like I don't know that family, you are the lowest creature in the family!"

The eldest brother didn't reply, sat up straight, and patted the back of the driver in front of him.

"Hey, bro! Give me a testimonial."

The bodyguard No. [-] of the original father who was the driver, and now the black hunk who was promoted to No. [-] as a full-time service master, especially joined him. As soon as the master's voice fell, the natural American English with a rap rhythm sounded immediately.

"Young Mistress is right!"

The elder brother coughed, and the bodyguard immediately changed his words.

"Master Ronaldo is right!"

Mendes looked at the big brother jokingly, this title, tsk tsk.But he kindly pretended he didn't hear it, don't piss off this precious cash cow, and if you start arguing with him to find a wife, he will really go shit.

"Then what are your plans? I think it's better for you to go to Real Madrid. Of course it's not for my wallet, but for your future development. Look at the final choices of those superstars. Real Madrid definitely has a fatal attraction for players. Power. If you go, your level of social status will increase a lot! You know, Real Madrid is not a superstar. They have been paying attention to you!"

The elder brother didn't pause, and gave the answer directly, and it was obvious that he had thought it through carefully.

"At least I won't go this year! Although Manchester United won the Triple Crown, I still don't have enough confidence. If I want to go, I will be the core, definitely not a bench. I will definitely work hard next season! I want to go early , come back early. I want to return to Manchester United with all the glory, not to let Boa take care of me for the elderly with all the injuries. I will use my peak state to help Boa! In our husband and wife Under his leadership, Manchester United will definitely go to heaven!"

The big brother was brainstorming while talking, his eyes lit up.

Mendes suddenly felt that he had a superior IQ and a natural sense of superiority.

"Chris, Chris, why are you so naive? Are you sure you can go back to Manchester United with all the glory? When you grow up, Boa also grows up. It's not like I said, whoever wins the midfield wins the world, and Boa is there. , Manchester United wants to fly. Although they are not in the same league anymore, are you sure that Manchester United will not become the Real Madrid of the Premier League? At that time, maybe you are a high climber rather than a low one. Of course, this is a friend’s position. From the standpoint of the agent, I think you don’t have to worry about retreating when you go to Real Madrid, the door of Manchester United will always be open for you, this is the most worry-free point for me.”

The big brother suddenly got a little confused, it was inside, according to what Mendez said, there was a kind of "I want to go out to work and get rich, and return to the village to build a foreign house for my wife as a landlord, but I went back with tens of millions of dollars and found that my wife Became the CEO and the whole village' rhythm!

'I want to go out to fulfill my dream and earn my fame and wealth. When I become a world superstar, I can help Manchester United pay off their debts every minute, okay?Now Mendes said that without me, Manchester United can fly, and my wife can pay off the debt every minute.All of a sudden, I was stunned. I felt that the burden on my body was quite heavy, and it was a sweet burden.In the end, he turned into a little scumbag who abandoned his wife and father to pursue his dreams. His style of painting changed instantly, and he couldn't accept it! '

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What about this?

Although it doesn't affect the general direction, it doesn't match the idea!

Originally, it was set to return home with military medals all over my body to repay the team with my love, but the result is still homecoming. It is sad to find that the team does not need me to repay...

Hard work!

Can you not go to Real Madrid?

Real Madrid was a childhood dream, and when it is possible to realize it, why not?

The big brother is longing for it, what a wonderful experience it is to realize your dream.

Besides, it is not difficult to go to Real Madrid. The most difficult thing is to live apart from my wife, but this can also be overcome.

He wanted to retire at Manchester United, but he didn't think about returning to Manchester United to retire directly. He still wanted to play at Old Trafford for a few more years, and he wanted to cooperate with his wife for a few more years.So he is destined not to stay in Real Madrid for too long.The key question is whether he grows fast, or Boa leads Manchester United to grow fast.In a limited time, to achieve the World Superstar achievement...seems a bit difficult...

He cares about value and weight.What he struggled with was what to do if Manchester United didn't need him at that time.

Yes, based on his relationship and relationship with Baoer, it is absolutely no problem to say that the door of Manchester United will always be open for him.But the pride in his heart cannot be discounted, no one knows what will happen in the future, he is afraid of leaving, and he will be embarrassed to go back in the future.

If Bao'er walks slowly, he will really be able to return home. If Bao'er walks faster than him, maybe he is really a high climber.

Big brothers in other clubs can't be so distressed, how can there be so many problems!But his daughter-in-law will soon become the prince, and his wife's club always makes him feel unspeakable, especially wanting to compete and prove himself.

To put it bluntly, I care too much!I care too much about my image in my daughter-in-law's heart!He thought that in his wife's heart, he was awesome, number one in the world, and he could be relied on and be her backer!

QAQ, I thought so beautifully, but I found out later that people can do it without him, what should I do?In the end is to give up the dream, or give up retirement?

Mendes directly dialed Bao'er's phone while the elder brother was deep in thought. Anyway, the time was over there, and he could deal with the problems in his man's heart by himself, so he just got lazy and didn't care.

Putting the phone into the senior brother's hand, Mendes began to close his eyes and meditate.

Bao'er listened to Mendez's general introduction, and knew what the senior brother was troubled with, and felt sad for her own man again in her heart, what would she do if she left him so stubbornly!

The elder brother just wanted to transfer to another school. He felt that the current university would not be able to take the master's degree. He wanted to go out and study a dream major, and return to give back to his alma mater.But I was afraid that after he finished his master's degree, he would find out that his alma mater was full of doctoral students!He will be ashamed to come back!

What a simple question, don't transfer to another school, borrow it!If you don't leave your student status, you will be a member of your alma mater in life and death!Besides, how can it reach that point, the Ph.D. is everywhere, the master's degree is not as good as a dog, at most, the undergraduate is not as good as a dog!Your master's degree is still very valuable, think too much!A bachelor's degree depends on hard work, a master's degree depends on IQ, and a doctor's degree depends on IQ!

You are an extremely talented person, is it interesting to be mediocre?

The eldest brother listened to his daughter-in-law on the phone giving him examples to analyze and solve the problem. He didn't want to admit that thinking too much was a disease, and he had to take medicine.

The daughter-in-law's solution is a bad move, but it just pokes his weakness.

Bao'er said that he has no intention of selling Senior Brother!It’s okay to say that the club is not their own, but if they become their own, they have to sell men for money. How shameful they are, forgive him for being poisoned by the idea of ​​carnival, and their ideas can’t be changed. In the past 300 years, their carnival bought and sold They are all cauldrons!

It doesn't matter if the other players are not well-introduced, but his own man sells like this, so don't be too hard on him!

In the past, Glazer was the boss, and he and the senior brother were the favorites of others. They had some freedom but not much.Now that he is his own boss, his ass decides his head, so he quit!

Brother wants to go to Real Madrid?OK!Let Real Madrid negotiate!We don't sell people, we don't sell people, we rent people if we want!If you want a championship, rent it!Our big brother is very capable, and it's safe to take you off!If you don't agree, you can only say that you don't want the championship urgently!

The author has something to say: drank a little wine, um, (*`ω′), I feel so light, um, going to heaven...