[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

The players on the field were all crazy with joy, they jumped together and rolled into a ball, and the jerseys were thrown away like a big brother.These ten men are on the ground, you press me and I press you, and there are a few naked ones, and those who have not taken off their clothes are also showing their waists. This is really the welfare of the fans, the welfare of the hormone explosion!

Sir Alex picked up Bo'er, who had been squatting pitifully at the entrance of the player tunnel to watch the game since the second half, and shook him, then threw 'pia' and hugged the assistant coach...

heart!Pay attention to your heart!The coaching staff surrounded the old man and refused to let him continue. The old man was still alive, and he hugged another one with his backhand, turned it upside down, and 'pia' threw another one!

Old Sir: ┗|｀O′|┛哩~~

"I'm a triple crown!"

"I led the team and won the Triple Crown twice in ten years!"

"Who is as good as I am! I am invincible in the world!"

"I stomped Liverpool to the ground!!!"

The old man is now in a state of expansion, and no one can stop him!

The old man was still not satisfied after throwing several people away. At this time, all the heroes on the court came back to celebrate. He grabbed Lu Fatty and tried hard... Well, he didn't hug...

Fat Lu: hum (ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp

The eldest brother found his wife in the crowd, he stretched out his arm to fish out the daughter-in-law, and took a bite out of his mouth!Bao'er didn't resist at all, and even pursed her lips to cooperate.Then with a skillful hand, he pushed the elder brother to the 50-year-old team doctor. The elder brother's brain was finally sober after being burned by the Triple Crown. If you can refrain from doing it, it's a big deal, wash your mouth several times, and gnaw at the old team doctor!

The old team doctor was happy at first, but when he saw the elder brother pouted over, his face wrinkled instantly.

"Get up! Get up! I won't kiss you without sanitizing or brushing your teeth! It's so dirty!"

You are the only one who has a cleanliness!I don't want to kiss yet!Old orange peel!

The senior brother followed the force of the old team doctor's refusal and turned around. When he turned his head, he saw Lu Fatty holding his wife's face and yelling! ! !

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Without any precautions or worries, you just appeared like this, in my world, put green on my head, and I will beat you to death! ! !

The big brother went to Ben Lupang aggressively, stretched out his hand to break away Lupang's chubby claws, but he didn't expect to be hit hard!Lu Fat turned around and gave the big brother a bite, but fortunately the big brother reacted quickly and gnawed on his face!

I don't know if the excitement of winning the Triple Crown is too strong, or if Lu Fat's movements are too big to attract everyone's attention.From here on, Manchester United became a kissing maniac, kissing whomever they caught.

The cameras at the scene were too busy, Emma, ​​please slow down, they didn't get any pictures just now!

The hand of the reporter pressing the shutter is sore, material, a lot of material!This is all headline material!

Why!Too conservative, too conservative, stick out your tongue, what's the point of such a pure touch, you are all adults!Come, come, let me take a close-up!

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Old rules, awards!

This time, all the staff looked defensively at Lu Pang. Giggs raised his head and chest and took the big ear cup, and handed it to the old man with tears in his eyes.Not exaggerating, looking closer, the old man's hands were shaking slightly.I am so excited, this is a record in history, whether it is my future successor or the coach of other clubs, it is too difficult to surpass myself, this is the most glorious military medal!

The old man raised the trophy with both hands, looked up to the sky and smiled, "Hahahahaha, I kicked Liverpool out!!!"

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I know you got your wish, but ----- please don't do this, the Red Army is still on the field.Keep your voice down!

On behalf of all the guests, UEFA pretended to be deaf and dumb, and applauded gracefully with an official smile.

The trophies were passed one by one in the hands of the players. Everyone looked up to the sky and smiled like the old man. The style of painting was very different from the championship teams in previous years!

Lu Fat: "Hahahahaha, I'm awesome! I'm not fat at all!"

Giggs: "Hahahahaha, Manchester United is number one in the world! I'm still young!"

Ferdinand: "Hahahahaha, Ferdinand is the number one defender! Ferdinand is the number one handsome guy!"

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Such a moment of brain congestion is similar to telling the truth after drinking. Looking at the content of their shouting, you can basically know how colorful their hidden inner world is.

Bao'er looked at the microphone on the podium in puzzlement, and then looked at his teammates. Have these idiots forgotten that their voices can be heard all over the world?Is it really okay to be so frank?

Bao'er hadn't finished complaining when she saw the trophy in the hands of her own men.

Eldest brother is different from others, just now he took the time to straighten his hair while taking advantage of the chaos, now he will receive the trophy and pretend to be casually rubbing near the rostrum to ensure that the microphone can receive his voice.

"Today! We won the Triple Crown! I am No.1, No.2, and No.3 in the world! No.4 in Manchester United---ah------"

Before he finished speaking, he was dragged away by the whole team covering his mouth. Bao'er was holding the trophy. As the last person to hold the trophy, he smiled without saying a word. He found the nearest camera and showed a provocative Dafa full-level With a bright smile, Shi Shiran went to take pictures with the team.

But it doesn't matter, the reporter said that they also have something to say, learn how Spain described Messi.

For example: Bao'er shortly raised the trophy!

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Taking photos as souvenirs is a normal process. Compared with the past, there are kissers, waist huggers, lying on the ground, and waistline exposed sideways.Manchester United this will be extremely normal!The only thing that is a little tricky is that the elder brother squatted and kept the same height as his wife for a picture!

Eldest brother usually takes a unique route, others half kneel, he squats.When others are standing, he stands on tiptoe.Anyway, if you look at the group photo of the team, those who generally move inconsistently are the big brothers.This time the elder brother wanted to stand on tiptoe, but was secretly killed by his wife for a thousand years!

Small!One, two, three are all you, and your wife can only be ranked fourth. If you don’t tie a rope around your waist, you will go to heaven!

When the photo was taken, the eldest brother stood second from the right, and his wife stood on the far right.Don't talk about the question of the number in the world just now, just talk about the height difference between the two. At this time, the elder brother still wants to stand on tiptoe, how can Bao'er make it?People who know how to compare can't let it go!Bao'er patted the big brother's butt lightly, a strand of hair-like spiritual power emanated from his palm, and went to the big brother's donuts-------the legendary ninjutsu millennium kill!

When the big brother was smiling so brightly, he was suddenly attacked, and he was caught off guard for half his life, his mouth was still smiling, his eyes were wide open, and the sting caused him to subconsciously bend over and poke his butt, 'click', The group photo is complete!

Eldest brother looks at the flashing lights, his heart is desolate~~o(>_<)o~~

Don't ask him why, he just knows it's his wife who did it!Looking at the daughter-in-law sadly, the daughter-in-law said that without evidence, it was slander!

It doesn't matter how the group celebrates when they return to the locker room.The fans are crazy!Triple Crown!Triple Crown!Triple Crown! ! !

We've won the Triple Crown again!

again!again!again!

understand?Again in ten years!

The mouths of other fans on the Internet were crooked by the Red Devils, what are they showing off?What are you showing off?If you want to fight, just show the chariots and horses, and we will tear them apart!

The Red Devils are wronged, we are here to send you an invitation, at what time tomorrow, come to our Red Devils Club website, we will open a big ladder online!Don't be late, we only have one day tomorrow, and the team will have a parade to celebrate the day after tomorrow, we are very busy!Alas, this group of careless people just know they will win, and the boss has ruined us all! (pretentious face)

Oh, let's not talk about it, we have withdrawn, we are too busy, we have to send invitations to Manchester City! (smug face)

Manchester City said that all fans worked overtime to accompany their wives today, and no one was online! (I have no face because I am not online)

Liverpool said that this group of shriveled puppies is still sensible, and they didn't come here to seek death! (relaxed face)

Chelsea said, I'm sorry, Abramovich and Uncle Psy won't let us online! (ashamed face)

Other clubs, including Real Madrid and Bayern, said that they can join in the fun and investigate the enemy's situation. The transfer period is here --- (conspiracy face)!

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During the parade, it was so lively that it was unified with the United Kingdom.Manchester City has gathered a large number of migrants today. From the sky, the whole city is dyed red!Not to mention the empty alley, but also a sea of ​​people standing shoulder to shoulder and bustling with each other!

The Manchester United players all dressed up as handsome as the groom. They only talked about themselves, they hugged their father and called him a good father for 10 minutes, and he insisted that his father called a man from Hollywood who was specially designed for big names like Brad Pitt. The master came over and tidied up himself and Bao'er.

Going out is called a star, the star is shining, the star is shining, the sand is flying, the sun and the moon are dark...  

When the bus drove to the center of the city, Bao'er took the microphone and pretended to be aggressive!

"Look up to the sky! That's my gift to you!"

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With Bao'er blowing a kiss, the sky suddenly rained candies!

The red devils who were already crying and laughing and excited, raised their heads, wow!

Ten helicopters hovered over the crowd, dropping countless candies one after another!

↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

╲(゜▽╲)(▽▽゜)/

I pick me pick me pick!

"It's so cute! It's the candy for the league championship trophy!"

"No, no, I'm from the FA Cup!"

"Is there three? I'm from the Champions League!"

"Ah------------Mini Triple Crown! Quickly pick it up! Treasure it!"

Seeing the surrounding area of ​​the bus was empty, and the fans who just clattered and patted the bus saying they love you, love you, and love you to death, stretched out their hands to pick up sugar, the Manchester United players instantly felt that they were devalued!

This group of cheap Red Devils who went to other teams to flirt, abandoned their own players to accept sugar, and started to talk about sugar.

"Well, it's delicious! The milk smell is really strong -------- ouch! There's red wine in the milk skin after biting through it! ouch~~~~~"

"Bajibaji, um, the ingredients are really good, I can taste imported milk!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's a bit sticky, I put the triple crown in my mouth together, it feels so good!"

"It's so delicious, why is it so ugly? Even old fans can't recognize the appearance of the trophy!"

"Keep your voice down! I heard that our beauty's own father paid for it, and the stepfather drew the model!"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh, no wonder there are so many ingredients, the red wine in it is so mellow, it would be even better if there is beer in it!"

"Have you noticed? The sugar in the FA Cup has no lid!"

"What nonsense! There is no cover in the first place! The ones in our team are naturally carved, the purest!"

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Just eat as you eat, don't talk while eating, okay?You can talk if you want, but can you stay away from the bus?It's already noisy, and you basically rely on roaring to talk. Who can't hear it with such a loud voice?Have you died laughing without watching the Manchester United hooligans?Didn't you see the reporter following the bus all the time?Don't you know it's live radio?

Return the stepfather!That's called adoptive father!illiteracy!

Return the beer!Taste it longer!

As soon as Bao'er curled her lips, she took the microphone and started popular science education, starting with the names of everyone in the family, what is the spoken language, what is the written language, what is the legally recognized father-son relationship, there is not only milk in the sugar, but also cheese , how can cheese go with beer...

Manchester United is once again at the forefront of fashion, leading the European team championship parade in a new direction.

The author has something to say: I used my mobile phone to catch bugs, but I may not have caught them clean, sorry.

Trying to update the text on the mobile phone, it is unlikely at present, it is very slow. . .