[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

The Red Army felt bitter, and Gerrard took the lead to print the words. Who knew that such a coincidence, Manchester United would do the same!It can only be said that the competition between the two reds is really everywhere. Everyone is trying to find a sense of presence. When mentioning red, they can only think of themselves. As for the other red, hurry up and disappear into outer space!

Now that I haven't scored a goal, I can't celebrate. I feel like the letters on my chest are crying.

Even if the goal is shown in front of the chest for a while, there is an inexplicable feeling of losing. It is always a step slower than Manchester United, and it feels particularly bleak.

Gerrard was a little sluggish, and he felt like Manchester United was out of luck, but he was a character after all, and he quickly cheered up and encouraged his teammates.

"Do you want our shirts to show up too! Did we print that sentence for nothing?"

"Let those red dogs see how powerful we are!"

Good friend Alonso silently raised his hand to speak.

"Steven, the red dog scolded us too!"

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Can they still fall in love after tearing things apart like this?

Just when the captain of the Red Army was working hard to cheer people up, there was one person who was very happy!

Who is the happiest among everyone on and off the court?

Fourth official!

Don't look at the official statement that the fourth official has equal status with the referee, fart!Salary speaks for itself!

Besides, the pain of standing on the sidelines and listening to the coaches of the two teams talking non-stop is really unbearable!A Scotch Whiskey English, and a fruity ham English, he cried on behalf of the German Hamburg English: The baby can't understand, the baby's eggs hurt so much!

Seeing Van der being carried off the field, he hurriedly changed his clothes. He had brought the referee's clothes so many times, and it finally came in handy!Finally, I can get more salary!so excited!come on! happy

The first thing the new referee did on the field was to declare the goal valid!Manchester United lead 2:0!

The Red Devils erupted into cheers for the substitute referee. Although the ball can be judged valid wherever it is placed, it cannot be counted because the referee fell down. In history, the referee has assisted and scored.But compared with Van der, this substitute referee is so cute no matter how you look at it!The icing on the cake is also a strong bonus to morale!

The Red Army is lucky. Manchester United is in a good state now. If it continues, it may continue to score. Fortunately, the fourth official did not have too much stoppage time, only 3 minutes.

In fact, this time is too little, there are fights in the middle, the referee is injured, and goal celebrations are more than 10 minutes.But for this stoppage time, Shuanghong has no objection.Manchester United felt that enough was enough, and they could play defensive counterattacks safely.Liverpool is so grateful for this 3 minutes, which just interrupted Manchester United's momentum.Anyway, no one raised any objections, and entered the second half smoothly.

All possible climaxes were concentrated in the first half.In the second half, Manchester United put on the bus very shamelessly, and the 4-5-0 formation appeared!Faced with such a situation, the fans have a lot of opinions, and they have everything to say.

"It's really good enough. Manchester United is too cowardly. This is the Champions League. They have eliminated my natal Milan. How dare you play like this? What the hell! We are not wronged by losing to a team that is awesome! Losing to the bus Who is convinced by the car! What about the passion? What about the explosive point? Is it fun to play in the Champions League final?"

"Let's take a rest upstairs, you are destined to be the semi-finals anyway! I dare not reveal which fan I am, and I will cry when I say it. The Manchester United bus is well placed! We can win, as long as Manchester United wins, we lose to the champions It's nice to say it!"

"The first half is over. This will be the process of smoking afterwards. Don't ask for so much. Be content. Count the scenes of the previous Champions League finals, the referee rolled, and the choir stood for worship...Double red The meeting will fry steak for you, what more dry bread do you want?"

"Manchester United is shameless! There are still 45 minutes to start setting up the bus, and the face of English football has been completely embarrassing to Ferguson!"

"Don't talk about shame, how can the Double Red Club play like this? I am a neutral fan. I like to watch the Double Red Club because they played wonderfully. The two sides played against each other. But this time I was disappointed, and I will not watch it again in the future. Goodbye manual!"

"Get out, get out, get out! Who begged you to see? The face is so big! This is the final of the Champions League! Look at my mouth shape: Champions League! Final! Match! Are you playing the Premier League? You idiot!"

"What you said above is right, the Premier League cannot be won or lost in one game, but the Champions League final is a game that determines life and death. They are leading by two goals, and they still play against each other? You can't do this even if you have water in your head, you have to wash your feet in water !"

"Did you all forget that Manchester United still has one less player? 10 against 11, leading by two goals, you still don't realize it?"

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Most people really forgot that Manchester United gave back a Baoer. It's not that their memory is like a goldfish, but it's because there were too many exciting points in the first half, so they forgot the red card that they usually see!

First, Baoer was shoveled to protect the ball, then Manchester United scored a free kick, then Baoer kicked the incident, and then there was a gang fight. After the peace dove flew, the director Holmes upper body, using the big screen to restore "four combos + one butt to kill you" At the scene of the crime, Boa learned the motive of committing the crime. At this time, the Argentine, who has dual identities as the victim and the perpetrator, stood up with a carp, and the criminal case turned into a civil case.

Just as the fans slowed down their heartbeats, the duo of bastards stole the spotlight again, gods fell at the same time, gods rolled at the same time, even "God's condemnation" and "God's abandonment" were tossing out on the Internet, and the excitement couldn't stop.

This series of things has been ups and downs, who still remembers that Manchester United received a red card!

Based on such an analysis, it is understandable that Sir Alex arranged for the second half to stick to the defense.But defending to the death alone cannot ensure victory. Liverpool has a glorious history of comebacks, the same Champions League final, the same formula, and the same taste.But AC Milan doesn't have the idea of ​​Ferguson's time. It won't be concluded until the last second who is the superior player!

The Red Army did not disappoint the expectations of the fans. After all, Gerrard can make the national coach a headache for the dual virtues, and he will not win one of them.

A small pass error by Manchester United was caught by Gerrard and magnified, tearing the entire defense from a small hole.The iron sheet of Manchester United's bus was swallowed abruptly. In the 32 minutes of the second half, Manchester United 2:1 Liverpool.The Red Army finally caught up with a point!

Gerrard ran to the net to fish out the ball and ran towards the halfway line. There was not much time left, they still had a chance, let's work hard!

......

Gerald had a serious expression on his face ----- collapsed!

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It was still his good friend Alonso, who took the lead and led the players to run to the sideline cameras, standing in a row like Manchester United, and lifted the jersey to let the camera focus on the words on the chest.

"England's purest red——Liverpool!"

Nima!Can they still fall in love after tearing things apart like this?

The Red Army fans feel sorry for the captain, um, that is, they are still on Alonso's side.

right!Just do it!Even if the game is lost, this sentence will fly all over the world!We are the purest red! ! !

Gerrard stood alone on the midfield line holding the football, and even the goalkeeper Dida went to the camera to show his chest muscles.Fortunately, the kind-hearted fans couldn't bear it, and took the lead in singing the team song, "You will never walk alone".

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Gerald: Stop singing, it makes me feel worse!

The Red Devils followed suit, changed the lyrics and sang "You've Been Walking Alone" loudly, suppressing the Red Army's voice.

Gerrard: TAT

Good friend Alonso still has a conscience. He turned his head and waved at his little friend. Gerrard hesitated for a while, and decided not to let the Red Devils curse succeed. He ran to the sidelines to fit with his little friend.

As soon as I lift the clothes ---------- I will go!

Bold and underline!

Captain, something is wrong with you!You took the clothes and said to deal with them in a unified way, but we all have normal font sizes, so you make yourself bold and underlined?

Is it really okay to be so shameless?

Gerald showed for three seconds before putting the clothes down.The players feel that the captain is really a reliable person who cares about the game.As a result, Gerrard turned his back to the camera and lifted his jersey again, revealing the letters on the back!

The Red Army's away jersey is yellow, which is the same color as the yellow and green lights. The letters on their chests are all black, but the letters on the back of Gerrard are unique in order to match them conspicuously. He used fluorescent green!The same formula and taste, but the plate is different, but the effect is awesome!

The players suddenly realized that it wasn't because they didn't want to keep their feelings for a few more seconds just now, but because they didn't finish their tricks!

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Although he is the captain, why do you want to beat him up so much?

The same feeling is also Manchester United, the hooligans deeply feel that they have lost!

It is all for the sake of "the only red" to announce to the world, we are porridge and side dishes, and shark fin sea cucumbers.Led by the big brother who likes to be smug and the focus the most, Manchester United is all black faces.

If Manchester United is unhappy, Liverpool will be out of luck.

In the remaining ten minutes, Manchester United did not say that they stood hand in hand in front of the goal, and it was not far behind.Once Gerrard has the ball, he will find that he is facing ten goalkeepers in the penalty area!

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Manchester United don't want any face?

Don't get me wrong, the rogue squad is only for you!

When the other Liverpool players have the ball, Manchester United is normal, only Gerrard, when the Manchester United players look at Gerrard, they almost write 'You bitch! ’ Such a cautionary tale.

Taking advantage of the dead ball, Gerardella called Lu Pang, who is also a national player, and asked what was going on.

"Is it an illusion, I always feel that you Manchester United are targeting me?"

Lu Fat curled his lips, "It's still fluorescent green, why aren't you gay purple!"

Gerrard's team-mates overheard, I told you you told him, and it spread throughout the team in a while.From this point to 7 minutes after the end of the game, Gerrard was deeply repelled by his teammates.

"Don't come over, you just need to be in the midfield, don't go forward!"

"Gerrard, give me the ball! Don't go there!"

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It's a really sad story.

The strategy of playing without the captain is still effective, at least Manchester United does not defend normally as a goalkeeper in the penalty area.

It's a pity that Van der Sar was still mighty. After saving two threatening shots from the Red Army in a row, the whistle for the end of the game finally sounded!

Manchester United was stunned for a few seconds before reacting belatedly.

"We are Triple Crown Champions!!!"

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The author has something to say: the plan has changed, and I will start early. I guess I will be drifting on the road at this time tomorrow, and I don’t know if the saved manuscripts I left are enough. In fact, I only saved 4 chapters... What a sad story story.Wish I could make it back in 4 days.

(づ￣3￣)づ╭ love you~~~