[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Bao'er stood behind the old man, as if he had forgotten that he was carrying a small red card bag, and watched the game with a serious face. The staff looked at him several times, but they didn't rush him back to the locker room.

The slow-motion playback on the big screen told everyone what happened. Everyone knew about Van der's penalty, and besides, there was not much time left in the first half of the game.Look at how pitiful the child is. He made a move for his brother's loyalty, but he was sent off in such an important game. He probably tried his best not to cry. Let's just watch it.

However, some fans of the Red Army noticed that Bao'er was still on the field and yelled at the staff, but no one responded to them, because after the kick-off at halftime, the scene changed again!

Manchester United's heart was on fire, and it broke out with super fighting power!

The Red Army kept making mistakes. The big brother stuffed cotton in his nose to take over Bo'er's position. He cooperated with Scholes and dribbled the ball to the frontcourt. Giggs responded.

After getting the ball, Giggs exploded with the super speed of the king of the left wing. To say that an emergency stop means to be injured, and Giggs is not sure whether his current body can do an emergency stop, he has not run like flying for a long time.But if he can't stop, he will be tackled by a steal.This is a difficult moment.

Bao'er helps his big brother make a choice, and it's time to report to the present world!

God knows what you did.If it weren't for God, he wouldn't be able to see it, and Javier Mascherano and Van der would not be in the route of Boer's deception.Tianyu didn't take it but was blamed, Bao'er's finger moved slightly, drawing a mysterious arc, and the thumb clasped on the tip of the middle finger with murderous intent------explosive!

Mascherano and Van der fell down with a scream at the same time!

Giggs is overjoyed!With a light jump with the ball, he broke into the penalty area and faced Gerrard's good friend Alonso. Taking advantage of the defense being attracted by Giggs, without even adjusting, he volleyed vigorously with full of anger. The goalkeeper Dida was in a calm mood. The angle of the ball was not tricky, and he was confident in throwing it out.But soon Dida was frightened.Lu Fat's ball was too powerful, it knocked Dida's fingers away abruptly, and threw himself into the net pocket!

The old man turned around and hugged Bao'er fiercely, bouncing around!It's so exciting!Kill these copycat reds!

The Red Devils on the field didn't even have time to sing the team song and cheer, they laughed out loud, pointed at the field with the middle finger, shouting that they deserve it, they deserve it!

Lu Fat scored a goal and was about to celebrate, venting his depression, when he saw Giggs turned around in a daze, and other players on the field were also in a daze.Follow their line of sight.Mascherano and Van der rolled on the ground together, rolling left and right, with miraculously unified steps. At this moment, the bastard duo breathed and shared fate together!

Super Plus enjoy!

Fatty Lu and Giggs looked at each other, (~￣▽￣)~~(￣▽￣～).

awesome!

God, the old man has done charity!

The Virgin Mary as an Amateur Cop!

The Red Devils in the stands began to sing and celebrate!

It is said that there are such fans as there are such teams.Pushing it backwards, looking at Manchester United's temperament, you can also think that the Red Devils hide the attribute of being cheap.I don't know how they changed the lyrics in such a short time, or the coquettish talent of the fans who changed the lyrics lit up the Olympic Stadium!In the first round, someone held up the trumpet to lead the singing, and in the second round, everyone followed, neatly and cheerfully, with a strong rhythm, and they sang to the two who fell down on the field with the same face as Xiangxiang!

"Hallelujah"

"Hallelujah"

"Hallelujah"

"Fall in the Name of the Lord"

"You are the king of flopping"

"You are a League Two referee"

"The whole world knows you"

"I'm going to spit on you"

listen!This is the voice of the real fans-false choir, the Lord can't stand it anymore, and the Lord will punish you!

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The Reds were all confused. When the Red Devils first sang, they didn't realize it. Are they going crazy?

Came all the way to worship in Athens?Worshiping in the stands?

How about Harry?

I feel like shit when I hear it later!Still play like this?Damn Xipi, who is afraid of whom!Let's change it too!

The Red Devil smiled coldly, he had to have a chance to sing even if he changed it, little naive!

Because they were afraid that the scene of the Shuanghong meeting would be too intense and conflicts would break out, Bao'er and the elder brother firmly asked the elders to stay behind and not to watch the match.So one of the two dads in the family was on the phone with Doris and the other was on the phone with Mendez.Silly father comforts Doris's fragile heart while watching the ball.My father discussed with Mendes about the news to toss Van der and Mascherano.

The four family members of the players who were not together but watched the live broadcast at the same time: parents and cousin, clapped their legs and laughed at the same time!

Hahahaha, yes!deserve it!You deserve it!

The commentators were all stunned and silent for a while, lamenting for Mascherano and Van der with trembling voices because of suppressed laughter!This will be 10 minutes, God is rolling, the game had to be suspended, and the director also had a leisurely time, replaying the process of the duo falling with the same breath and fate several times. Release it.

The little computer expert has sent out the picture!

Mascherano and Van der rolled at the same time ----- would you believe that they are not gay friends.gif

Simultaneously build tall buildings, Building No. 1----Building No. 5.

Focus on the analysis of whether the two have a romantic relationship, why they are so ambiguous in covering up, why they fall so synchronously, why the direction of rolling is so ambiguous, is this the rhythm of coming out of the closet?

The focus is very simple, just one thing, hack you hack you hack you to death!

In fact, the two pseudo-friends didn’t have serious injuries. You can tell by the disappointment in Bao’er’s eyes that this was an unsuccessful operation. He originally wanted to break his two legs, but he was too confident in his own strength, and his aura was scattered. It was too fast, and as a result, the two of them twisted their feet, and the minor injuries could be healed within a week.

Mascherano rolled like a tragedy because he wanted to cheat a free kick package or something. Van der is squeamish, he is not a player, he does not have such rough physical fitness, and although Boer's aura bomb is not very powerful , It's still a little bit more painful than a normal sprain.

The two rolled around and found that there was another person who had the same experience as them not far away, but they didn't have the idea of ​​sympathizing with each other. They stalled for time as they rolled, thinking about how it would end next.

They are not mentally handicapped. Everyone knows the judgment just now. Van der is definitely not afraid of complaints. He can give ten or twenty reasons in a minute. Mascherano is even more afraid. What are you talking about.

But the situation is different now, the two of them fell down together, so that they could not die at the same pace, and they were the key figures in the gray incident just now.Listening to the singing on the field, you can know that the public opinion is not going well.It is not accurate to say superstition, but to have faith. There are too many people with faith. What is faith?Faith means that you believe that there is a God in this world, that God loves the world, and God is watching the world.Now God says that I am not satisfied with you, and I will punish you!Think about the consequences, does Chi Xiang apologize for the live broadcast?can't do it!repent?who knows!Now I can only pretend to be dumb and never admit my mistakes, the ones who are wrong are others, I am the most innocent!

It's a beautiful idea, the Red Devils fans will teach you how to behave!There are also some masters who watch the excitement and don't mind the chaos and excitement. This group of people is the largest in number. Thinking about the future ending, the old man and Bao'er said generously, we are not angry anymore, we are generous People, fell and rolled, it must be painful, forgive them!

My father and Mendez said that since they are all in such a miserable situation --------- it can actually be even worse!

The public relations department can add the idea of ​​a person who is abandoned by God, except for the unfairness and injustice, black feet and no professional ethics, such a high-profile title must not be missed!

Seeing that the summer break is coming, let's deal with it quickly so that the children can have a good rest and relax. Don't bother the children with such a terrible thing. My dear father makes the decision. Mendez, you have to work hard. Those who can work harder !

Mendes is not in a much better mood than Van der. The summer break is also known as the transfer period. He is busy every year, and he has to prepare for the endorsement of Baoer and the big brother's itinerary when Manchester United travels to China. In addition, his father wants to buy Manchester United. Things add up, he wants to die, okay!He still has other players under him, why now it feels like he has become the full-time agent of the couple?

Delusion?

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The elder brother didn't care how his manager struggled, he saw that the situation was very beneficial to them, and waved at Lu Pang, who nodded tacitly.

The two called their friends to gather, and the little tricks they made before the game can be shown!Except for Van der Sar and Boa, all nine players on the field ran to the sideline cameras and stood in a row with their clothes up!

On the sports tights inside the jersey, a sentence was neatly printed.

"There is only one red in England - the Red Devil!

Van der Sar was sad in his heart. Generally, there is no goalkeeper to celebrate, so he was lazy and didn't print!Who knew that the game was suspended now, and he missed such a good opportunity to brush his face. Fortunately, Bao'er was with him, so that he would not be so sad, huh!

Just after thinking about it, Van der Sar was deeply hurt by his little friend!I don't know where Bao'er found a shirt with the words printed on it, let the old man carry it, he also lifted the jersey himself, and stood in a row with the old man, one old and one young facing the sidelines The camera laughed so hard that the molars were exposed!

Van der Sar: ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3

Their own players are so strong, the fans in the stands are excited, they don't sing Hallelujah to ridicule the God-abandoned duo, they go back to their old ways, and sing There's only one United!

While singing, he raised his smiling face like a small sun to the Red Army stands, and shook his head in time with the rhythm.

The author has something to say: Although I don’t believe in religion, I still have to apologize and change the singing to hymns, um, it’s called singing hymns... (Green onion illiterate face)