[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Manchester United defeated Arsenal 4:3 in the Community Shield Cup in August. They will meet again in the league on the 21st. Manchester United will face Arsenal at Old Trafford at home.

If you think about it carefully, the Red Devils and Arsenal don't have any deep hatred, at least the players on both sides are still very relaxed.But there is a problem with the coaches of both sides, and they have always maintained the rhythm of falling in love and killing each other.

Arsene Wenger and Ferguson have disliked each other since he moved into the arsenal in 96. Today Wenger used Beckham's flying boot incident to say that Ferguson was an animal and couldn't control his emotions. Tomorrow Ferguson said Wen A person from Japan, who knows what British football is.

The most classic is that after the Arsenal double crown in 02, Ferguson said that they were just a group of ruffians who relied on luck to win, and Manchester United was the best team.Wenger fought back, every man thinks his wife is the most beautiful!

This time Ferguson intends to send Baoer to play again. Last time against the Green and White Army of Greece, Baoer played as a striker. It was a small plan. In order to take precautions, you can also catch him by surprise.

The old man is still a little selfish deep in his heart. The media always say that Wenger will cultivate stars, and rely on scouts to dig players from childhood to the arsenal to cultivate them. What about him, they say that he only buys semi-finished products!The old man held his breath, and this time he was going to make a bigger move to scare them.

The media is generally afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and if it is not chaotic, it will create chaos.They finally blocked Bao'er and the senior brother at the gate of the base after the extra training.

The two were going back to Bao'er's house for dinner, and after the meal they would continue to practice passing. The old man regarded them as his secret weapon and asked them to make point-to-point passes without any mistakes. During the three days before the match, they even I didn't do any physical training, and I practiced passing 8 hours a day.

Seeing the microphone and camera surrounded by Hulala, Baoer quickly took off the hood of the hoodie, he had to expose the braids, he had an intuition that this was a sharp weapon to steal the spotlight!

The elder brother didn't care about Bao'er's desire to steal the spotlight, he pulled Bao'er behind him, and looked at the reporters with a blank expression in a protective posture.

It's such a big move, so obvious, you have to ask.

"Cristiano Ronaldo, how is your relationship with Boa Reich?"

"We're very good friends."

"So what do you think about him wearing the No. 77 jersey?"

"It was his birthday, and it was our boss's choice, which I thought was fine."

A nimble little man squeezed behind the elder brother, and put the microphone to Bao'er's mouth.

"Rui Che, can I ask you a few questions?"

Bao'er looked at the elder brother, and nodded when he saw that he had no intention of stopping.

"Are you going to start against Arsenal next game? Are you satisfied as a player? Have you thought about switching to modeling? What do you think of the problem that many fans are worried about your disfigurement? Your body after the big split on the 17th How is your health?"

After Bao'er heard this series of questions, she silently glanced at the work card on the reporter's chest. Sure enough, World News!The most gossipy newspaper in history, claiming to have clues that even the police don't know.

Bao'er smiled like the angel on the church mural, and told the reporter to slow down, take a breath, and said that he could wait until he finished asking questions before leaving.

"The first question, I don't know, my wise brain can't guess Sir Alex's thoughts."

"Second question, I am very satisfied with the career of a player. Playing football is very interesting."

"The third question, I don't plan to change careers, I plan to be entangled with football for the rest of my life."

"The fourth question, don't worry about my disfigurement, I'm so beautiful, even if I'm ruined, I won't be too ugly."

"The fifth question, my body is in good shape. Don't look at me as a beautiful boy on the outside, but I'm actually a Transformer mentally."

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I don't know why I can't answer the conversation. What else do I need to ask?The reporters looked at Bao'er and they waved goodbye and wished them Haveagoodday.

Narcissistic or not, at least the kid has the manners to boast about.The reporters made up their minds and went back to write reports.

The duo of brothers and sisters here returned home and continued to sweat for the upcoming competition, earning a harvest for every effort.The two are bound to shine in football.

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On September 2003, 9, the championship skirmish that the whole world was paying attention to finally started!

The starting lineup sent by Manchester United is goalkeeper Howard, Gary, O'Shea, Leo and Sylvester as defenders, and Phil Neville, Keane and Fortune as midfielders.The two wingers are Big Brother and Ryan Giggs.Ruud is still a single arrow.

Bo'er is still sitting on the bench, but he is not in a hurry, Sir Alex said, there is definitely a chance for him to play today.

The match was full of sparks from the very beginning, and the opponents fought fiercely in every area of ​​the court. How intense was it?Just like squeezing the train during the Spring Festival travel rush, you must occupy a favorable position, and if you don't have a position, you must try your best to squeeze the position.

In fact, there is not much difference in strength between the two sides. Basically, if you use the Sunflower Book and I use the evil sword technique, neither of them can do anything to the other.

In the 14th minute, Manchester United won a free kick, because the big brother was singled out with Gilberto and was knocked down, which won Manchester United a mental damage fee-a free kick.

Giggs took the penalty with his left foot and a wonderful curve ball hit the post!Such a pity for such a beautiful line.

The big brother was exceptionally brave today. He singled out Ashley Cole many times without losing a single match. Every time he succeeded, he had to look at the bench. If it wasn't for the live broadcast, he would definitely wink at him.

In the 21st minute, the big brother had another 1V1 with Ashley Cole, and the opponent was annoyed by seeing that face, so he simply hit him directly.The big brother won the mental damage fee again, a free kick.

Giggs still took the penalty. The pass was successful, but Ruud van Nistelrooy didn't grasp it and hit the crossbar with a header 4 meters in front of the goal.

Bao'er looked very hot, and seeing that Ferguson didn't intend to let him play, he secretly rolled up the ball pants a few times and turned them into small hot pants.Holding two towels, standing on the sidelines and kicking thighs pretending to be cheerleaders, come on!

After jumping for 1 minute, the fans on the field found out one after another. The hahahaha laughter made the players look to the sidelines.

"Puff------------hahahahahahaha"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

At this moment, the players on the scene, whether it is Arsenal or Manchester United, are extremely harmonious, laughing like crazy.

The fans watching the live broadcast on TV stuttered, including the commentator. The director was wicked. He gave Boa a long shot and a 10-second close-up of her head and lower body!

Bao'er got his wish. His little braids and big white legs came into the mirror powerfully, and how many people's cute spots have been poked.

The referee also saw it, and he gave Bo'er a verbal warning not to disturb the game!The old man looked at Bao'er inscrutablely, and gave him a look to let him understand.

Eldest brother thinks that everyone else is following him for glory, and the green eyes are obviously cheering him up!Eldest brother is fighting against the upper body of the holy Buddha at this moment!

In the 35th minute, the elder brother abused Ashley Cole again. After playing with the Gunners left back, he rushed into the penalty area and volleyed with his left foot!The pose is beautiful, but it's a pity that it didn't hit.

In the 45th minute, the elder brother cut in with the ball again, passed all the way to the goal, and shot a low shot ----- Lehman fell to the ground and hugged him.

The midfield arrived, and the big team followed Ferguson back to the locker room.A group of people secretly planned a plan on how to use Boa.

In the second half, Baoer came on, he replaced O'Shea, the guard position.

Sure enough, Wenger stood up from the coach's bench in surprise, and the commentary was also confused. Isn't this kid a striker?He scored two goals last time.

Heh heh, don't guess what the Sir is thinking, guessing and guessing will torture you into a dish!

At the beginning of the second half, Manchester United continued to launch a strong attack. Arsenal successfully counterattacked by stealing the ball while defending in the midfield. Ljungberg was also a speed player.

Bao'er has been waiting to show his power for a long time, and he is not nervous, he can handle this level of breakthrough with ease.

He started to run circles around the Swedes, feeling that no matter how he ran, the Swedes were in his circle. After running one and a half laps, the Swedes lost the ball inexplicably, and Boa had already dribbled away.

The director took the steal twice in slow motion and found out that Manchester United, a boy scout, is fast. When others run in a straight line, he can still keep up with the speed when he runs in circles. When he circles, his eyes are fixed on each other. The ball under your feet, and the opponent's running pace.

No one runs with the ball seamlessly, it just depends on whether you will get stuck. Baoer is moving at high speed, observing the opponent's gaps 360 degrees, seizing the opportunity, leaving with one touch, and leaving as soon as you get it.

Steals the ball decisively, briskly and cleanly.

The fans at the scene were crazy, the Red Devils were screaming with joy, and the Arsenal was screaming in anger!

The commentators are also spraying, they always feel that Bao'er is here to play soy sauce in the defensive position.

"Ljungberg is very fast this time. He left Gary behind. He is about to break into the penalty area. The Manchester United defender went to the meeting alone to intercept. Who is it? It is Manchester United's No. 77, Manchester United's Boy Scout No. 77."

"Scout was fast, he seemed a bit hesitant to tackle the ball, he was running around Ljungberg, oh Ferguson put a skinny kid on  … "

"He steals the ball! The Boy Scouts steal the ball successfully! Please forgive the audience friends, I didn't see how the ball was broken, whether it was the Boy Scouts' extraordinary performance or Ljungberg's mistakes. We can see it later. Camera playback."

"No. 77 is running with the ball, the speed is very fast, no one can catch up with him, pass the ball, this is a long-distance long pass, go straight to the opponent's penalty area!"

"Ronaldo is already waiting in the penalty area, Ronaldinho didn't stop the ball, he volleyed the ball from the arc it came from!"

"gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

The author has something to say: On a whim, I wanted to find out if Sir Alex and Arsene Wenger have colleagues, but I couldn’t find it (??ˇ?ˇ??)

News of the World is the most famous gossip newspaper in history. On July 2011, 7, this 10-year-old newspaper published its last issue.

Its most brilliant achievements include "Prince Harry's Racial Discrimination Video", "The Duke and the Sister", "The Murder of a 13-Year-Old Girl", "Beckham's Affair", "Giggs and His Sister-in-Law for Eight Years" and so on. .

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