[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

The second half of the game begins.

Panathinaikos kept shrinking its defense, and it seemed that it had lost its fighting spirit. It just wanted to keep the score of 5:0, so as to make it look better.

The second half was very dull, Baoer wanted to play, but Panathinaikos didn't attack at all in the half. At 68 minutes, Baoer finally got a chance.

Gary Neville made a cross from the right, and Boa, who was wandering in the midfield, received the ball.

This is a high ball, you can only use the chest to stop the ball, or head the ball to ferry.Bao'er played a handsome role, he split his legs directly, went to the split split horse and brought the ball down with his heels, rubbed the soles of his feet, separated the ball and bypassed the opponent's defense.

Run two steps to catch up with the ball and start to accelerate.After accelerating, no one can catch him.

In front of the penalty area, he picked the ball again, volleyed and scored the net!

"goooooooooooooooal!!!"

The fans are boiling again, what should I do if I am so handsome, why are those little white legs so soft, they are lifted up to their foreheads in a swish.

The big brother and the silly dad don't focus on scoring goals, they clenched their fists together with aspirations, sweating from fear.

"What can we do if we get involved!" The two said in unison. After speaking, they found that the other party had the same worries as themselves. They looked at each other sympathetically, and began to vent to the other party the shock caused by the ball just now.

"Ah-------------! This dead boy! What a nonsense! The leg is raised so high, what should I do if the egg is pulled, it hurts so much, if it is pulled, it will be a serious injury, does he understand? Ah, do you understand!"

"Hoohoo~~~~~ I'm a little out of breath, I'm scared to death, this action is too dangerous, I still want to hug my grandson. Hey, Cristiano, why do you think my son is so awesome, he Why are you so stupid?"

The elder brother looked at the silly father in grief and indignation, he wanted to say that you don't have a grandson to hug you, and this life is gone!Green eyes are mine, mine, mine!Besides, we are criticizing him, you know that?You start bragging about your son proudly just by saying one sentence, you are too inattentive!

Not to mention the fans who were screaming with excitement at the scene, those who watched the live broadcast at home basically made one movement, rubbing their eyes, oh, maybe they saw it wrong.The director knew the hearts of the audience very well, and he repeated it three times in slow motion.

The commentator also put away his dropped jaw, and started bragging about this wonderful goal.

"Look at this wonderful catch! One-handed horse! Big split! The ball is separated! The volley! It's too smooth and free. Audience friends, please pay attention to the expression of the boy scout! He is not a stroke of magic, he is Received the ball with confidence!"

"Whoever wants to say that genius does not exist in the future, I will kill him! This is genius, and he is a ballet dancer on the court."

"Attention friends from the media! You have the headlines this week. This is definitely the most exciting goal of the season."

"Manchester United's Boy Scout No. 77 is definitely the most deeply hidden card in Ferguson's hand! Released so early, is there any conspiracy brewing in Manchester United? You must know that their next match is Arsenal!"

"Oh, audience friends, thank the working team behind me! They found the off-site data of No. 77 within a limited time."

"This little angel of Manchester United is a model. He has been shooting commercials since he was 8 years old. He has endorsed children's clothing, chocolate, and toffee. He is already quite famous in the child star circle, and has gradually faded out of the advertising industry in the past year. Oh, I remembered Yes, I saw his face in my daughter's snack pile, the longer he is, the better!"

"It seems that he was discovered by Ferguson and brought him into the football world. Thanks to Ferguson, he is the biggest contributor to today's wonderful goal!"

The fans at home stood up and started looking through the refrigerator, looking at the snack bags of their daughters, sons, sisters, and brothers.Quickly began to search the Internet for Baoer's advertisements.

There is also a small group of people whose focus is the same as that of the big brother.They expressed their concerns on the official Manchester United forum, "Scout, are your balls okay?" Such topics quickly built up rows of tall buildings!

No matter how excited and excited the fans outside the stadium are, Manchester United beat their opponents with a big score of 6:0 at Old Trafford in this match!

Ferguson is very satisfied with this result. Observing Bao'er, it can be seen that this kid is capable. He is not nervous when playing for the first time, and he can firmly grasp the opportunity he gets. He will never see his limit. There will always be surprises for you.

After the game, I was interviewed by the media. After the media asked a few symbolic questions about their views on the game, they couldn't wait to start asking questions about Bao'er.

"It is said that Bao Er Rui Che was originally a child star who debuted as a model. After you discovered his football talent and brought him to Manchester United, he changed his career to play football. Is this true?"

"Has Beau Reach ever practiced ballet? Do you have anything to say about his catch-and-play performance?"

"Is the No. 77 jersey chosen by Boa Reich? Is he going to charge Beckham?"

"Boa Reich became the youngest player in the history of the Premier League today. Are you doing this to create a gimmick for the next match against Arsenal?"

The old god Ferguson was there, he had seen too many big scenes, he was not in a hurry, raised his hand and pressed down, and waited for the scene to quiet down before raising the microphone to answer.

"First of all, Baoer didn't change his career halfway through. He can be said to have grown up in Manchester United. Being a model is just a little hobby after his training."

"I helped him choose the number 77! Because I think it is a lucky number for Manchester United. We have Beckham before, we have Cristiano now, and we will have Boa Reich in the future."

"He didn't learn to dance, he just has a flexible body and can make many unexpected moves. He is a genius, and his body was born for football!"

"He is a player with the golden ratio. Do you know what the golden ratio is? Don't talk about complicated data, you don't understand it. Just give a simple example. If you stand up straight, and your elbows reach your hips, it means that you have reached the golden ratio." A standard!"

After Ferguson finished speaking, he stood up, glanced at all the media, left a bewildered smile, and left neatly.

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Some reporters were indignant, what did they mean, what did that look mean at the end?We reporters are so bohemian, do you have any opinion?If you have any opinions, you will be hacked to death!

A few curious ones secretly lowered their arms and straightened them, secretly compared them, their faces were embarrassed, and they hurriedly acted as if nothing had happened.

No matter what the reporters left behind by Ferguson think, anyway, they don't have to worry about their reports today, and there are too many things to write.

That night, Bao'er had a little incident with the elder brother.

The elder brother and the silly father blocked Bao'er in the room, and insisted on checking to see if he was injured.Bao'er would rather die than follow.

The silly father saw that the good son's face was blushing, and his eyes were watery. He felt that his son might not be able to lose face in front of the elders, so he decided to entrust this task to his son's good friend and iron buddy, Cristiano.

He patted Chris on the shoulder, gave him a reassuring look, and left.

My silly dad, you are really the best assist of this season, you are not lazy at all to trick your son.

The elder brother is really worried about Bao'er's body, it's not fake, but if you want to tell me if he has other thoughts... Then there's no need to ask, when was the embryo ever pure?

"Come here, let me see, your father is gone, why are you so shy, come on, take off your pants!"

No, Boa thought, I don't want to take off my pants at all.Before the relationship is confirmed, I must maintain the image of Zhenyeol, and say to the big brother with a high posture that can be elected as a saint,

"Don't look at it, it's good, it's very good, it can be small and fresh, or it can be very cold, it's very cheerful, lively and healthy! If you don't believe me, please look at my eyes, monks don't lie, I don't lie!"

The elder brother laughed for a while, seeing that Bao'er showed no signs of injury, he let it go, although he was a little disappointed.His attention quickly shifted to the sentence that monks don't tell lies. He didn't understand, so he asked Bao'er to explain to him what it meant.

Bao'er thought about how to translate this, um, it's a little difficult, but it's not a big problem, this is how he answered the big brother.

"Just after you shave your head, you can't tell lies."

"It's my belief, just like everyone else's Christianity, it's dogma."

The elder brother nodded receptively, and asked out of curiosity, "Then what kind of religion is this? I remember that Buddhists also shave their heads?"

Bao'er doesn't want the elder brother to understand all kinds of Buddhism. He is afraid that this elder brother will be the same as the last one, and he will have to ask for help again. For example: My boyfriend has become a monk again, what should I do?Wait online, hurry up!

So he replied wittily, "Dragon Cult!"

"Shen-Dragon-Teaching--oh, this pronunciation is really difficult, I have never heard of it, are there other dogmas? It sounds quite novel."

"Yes, for example, after shaving your head, you can't eat meat, you can't fall in love and get married."

What?Still can't fall in love and can't get married?The elder brother looked at Bao'er's little golden hair and decided to watch over it. Whoever dares to cut off Bao'er's hair, I will let him never grow hair again!

"This is so new. There's such a big difference between shaving and not shaving your hair. Is there anything else? Tell me." The elder brother is looking for the enemy's situation, and he must resolutely suppress all conditions that threaten the two of them. deflated, deflated!

"If you are interested, I will tell you in detail. If you like it, you can come with me."

"Shenlong Cult believes in a main god named Wei Xiaobao. He also has seven goddess envoys who live on a planet called Lichunyuan in the universe. If they are devout enough, all believers will practice a skill called Huagumianpalm magical ability."

"In the past, there was a 140cm short man who believed in the Dragon Cult and grew to 188cm. There was also a 70-pound skinny man who believed in the Shenlong Cult and successfully gained weight to 170 catties. They are all gods who are envoys of the gods, and they help to spread the teachings. Spread the world!"

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Bao'er used his chest hair to guarantee that monks would not tell lies, if you don't believe me, please look at his straight face!

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