[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

"goooooooooooooooooal!!!"

"Now the score on the field is 1:0 and Manchester United is temporarily leading."

"It was a great match, let me see the slow motion replay."

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"I want to take back what I just said. This Manchester United scout is not afraid to tackle the ball. He is looking for opportunities calmly and meticulously."

"His speed is amazing, almost three times that of Ljungberg. He broke Ljungberg's ball lightly with speed and accurate judgment. He looks at ease. Ferguson has really cultivated a big baby!"

"Long pass! From the replay of the long pass just now, we can see that Ronaldinho has already started to move at the same time as he made the kick. There is an extraordinary tacit understanding between them!"

"A wonderful match this time! Scout refreshed our cognition! He is an all-around player, he is a genius!"

Bao'er didn't care what the commentator said about him, he was busy celebrating, the elder brother ran towards him after scoring the goal, he happily opened his arms to the elder brother, and was about to give him a tight hug, but the elder brother gave him a hug. Picking him up, he spanked his ass firmly.

The elder brother is excited, one is for scoring a goal, and the other is to pat his sweetheart's ass in the public, this feeling is too exciting!He was about to make a second blow when the person on his shoulder was snatched away.

Giggs also put Bo'er on his shoulders, and slapped Bo'er's butt vigorously!

Fanny followed with a third.

Leo followed with a fourth.

The silly father's jealous eyes were red in the stands, and he really wanted to pat his good son.

Before the fifth hit came, Bao'er landed a backflip firmly, gave them a big white eye, and went back to defend.

The fans at the scene screamed a wave just now, and screamed another wave when they slapped their buttocks. Their voices were hoarse after this backflip.

This Scout is so handsome!so handsome!so handsome!

There is another person whose jealous eyes are red, and this person is Wenger.Why did that old man Ferguson find such a good seedling? God is not open!That old thing must have stepped on shit, good luck!

The game continues.

In the 53rd minute, Baoer succeeded in stealing the ball again.Bergkamp dribbled the ball, and as soon as he reached the midfield, Baoer greeted him from behind.Just head-on with Bergkamp, ​​Boer once again used the tactic of staring at you and staring at you.

Bergkamp wanted to use a feint to shake Boa, but Boa saw the short moment when his center of gravity was shifted, kicked out, and the ball was pushed away.Baoer chased the ball, a Marseille roundabout passed the opponent's midfield defense, left foot passed directly to the big brother on the right, the big brother took the ball and shot.

Bao Er intuitively felt that the goal could not be scored, and after passing the ball, he sped up and entered the opponent's penalty area. As expected, the elder brother's shot was saved by the opponent.

"goooooooooooooooooooal!!!"

Ferguson stood up excitedly from the coach's bench, waved his fists high, and gave Wenger a smug smile.

Wenger's complexion can hardly be maintained anymore, shameless old bastard!

The fans are really excited today. They are happy when Manchester United scored a goal, and they are very happy when the goal is so handsome.I don't know who got the start, from two or three people to the whole stands shouting neatly and loudly

"Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate, ass, ass, ass!"

Bao'er was surrounded by his teammates again. Manchester United started a new celebration today. It wasn't an individual unit, they used group buying.

Seeing that they were all stretching their hands towards her buttocks, Bao'er quickly took out the speed of tackling and jumped on the senior senior brother, her two legs naturally clamped the senior senior brother's waist.

Eldest brother was hugged by his sweetheart who fell from the sky, he was overjoyed, and almost kissed him when he was excited, but fortunately Bao'er hugged his head in time.

The elder brother held Bao'er's butt tightly, he and Bao'er had an idea, stop taking pictures, it's mine, mine, mine.

Don't think that Manchester United's teammates will give up. They have been unrestrained for many years. It doesn't matter if they can't shoot their ass.

Giggs took the lead, put his arms around Bo'er's head, and kissed him hard on the cheek.

Fanny grabbed Bo'er by the braid, forcing him to look up, and followed suit with a kiss.

In addition to the goalkeeper, apart from the elder brother, Bao'er has 8 more saliva marks on his face.

The elder brother couldn't see it, and didn't know what happened, so he heard Bao'er yelling again, don't kiss him, don't kiss him again, and if he kisses him again, he will find a coach to read them the Law on the Protection of Underage Children!

The senior brother was not slow to react, he quickly put Bao'er down, at this time the last one was kissed, the senior senior brother was so sad and angry, he hadn't done anything himself, and was ruined by these hooligans first.It's all up to this, not kissing for nothing, he also pursed his lips and moved forward, he didn't know who it was, swung his arm, and the big brother's mouth that was aimed at the forehead directly gnawed on Bao'er's mouth!This is a real kiss!

Bao'er was stunned, so was the elder brother, and the fans who saw the big screen were also stunned, and the first person to react was Silly Dad.

"Let go of my son, let me come!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The fans didn't know that it was really his son, they just regarded it as his father's fan. Many fans followed suit and shouted,

"Let go of my son, let me come!!!"

"Let go of my son and let my daughter come!!!"

"Let go of my brother and let my sister come!!!"

"Let him go, he's still a child!!!" This was the Arsenal fans who were joining in the fun.Because they didn't score the goal, they were calmer, and they shouted in a neat way, which resounded throughout Old Trafford.

The hooligans of Manchester United have already recovered their senses, and this club is conducting group activities--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Where are you going to kiss? This must be your first kiss, why are you so shameless!" This is Giggs who watched Bao'er grow up.

"Where are you going to kiss? You are shameless, I dare not kiss!" This is Leo.

"Where are you going to kiss? Manchester United dare to touch a flower? Do you know what is public goods?" This is Ruud.

The referee couldn't help but came over and gave them a warning, then dispersed and returned to their respective positions.

When the elder brother returned to the defense, he lowered his head and hid from the camera, almost suffocating from laughing, Emma, ​​today made a lot of money.

Before the last minute, no one could relax. Everyone quickly entered the state, and the competition on the field became more and more fierce.

In the 72nd minute, Bao'er slipped from the backcourt to the midfield, and the one-word horse reappeared. He leaped high, straightened his right leg, bent his body back into a bow, and directly shot a ball flying in the air.

After receiving the ball, he began to rush forward. Vieira stretched out his foot from the left side to tackle it. Baoer raised his right foot to pick the ball, and jumped forward with his left foot.

Sweeping his consciousness, he found a straight line leading directly to Van Nistelrooy. If there is no chance, he will not come again. He kicked out, and the ball just stopped at Van Nistelrooy's feet. Van Nistelrooy rubbed his foot, adjusted the angle, and volleyed vigorously!

"gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Van Nistelrooy finally scored!He has held back for a long time.

At this point in the game, we have already led 3:0, and there are still more than 10 minutes left.The weaker team may have given up resistance long ago, and it will count as time passes.The arsenal is still awesome, and they fought to the end before the last moment.

One side is holding on to the score, and the other side is desperately attacking. At this time, they have already kicked out their anger.

In the 79th minute, Vieira was given a yellow card for infringing on Fortune. One minute later, Ruud van Nistelrooy overwhelmed Vieira when he got stuck with a header. , he kicked Van Nistelrooy, and Van Nistelrooy directly complained to the referee, okay, another yellow card!

Van Nistelrooy is awesome, he directly got rid of the captain, and in the last 10 minutes, 10 people from the arsenal fought to the end.

After the game, the two old men began to quarrel as usual. Wenger said that Van Nistelrooy is a person who pretends to be decent, but in fact he is very inferior, and he will use his acting skills to deceive the referee.Ferguson said, Arsenal, don't push me, the more you hate Ruud van Nistelrooy, the more proud we are of it.

These gossips are basically the work of the head coach. The players go out to have fun after winning the ball. Two or three get together, eat and drink, and fool around in nightclubs.

Bao'er also wants to follow. Given his age, everyone doesn't take him to play. How can it be possible? A group of bad guys won the game. It's time to be excited. Thinking about it with your toes, you know that you must go out at night Get mad.

He doesn't care if other people are willing to do something, and he is not a policeman who checks the health certificates of the little pheasants. He just has to watch the senior brother, strictly speaking, take care of the belt of the senior senior brother.

There are a lot of illegal creatures on the streets of the UK. Basically, women standing on the streets in Asia are asked, Miss, do you want to take a taxi?Those standing on the street in the UK are all asking, sir, do you want to play chicken?

People without long-term considerations must have short-term worries. Before Bao'er has completely welded the belt of the elder brother to death, it is right to use more thoughts.

When a group of people sing against you, you must catch the thief first and the king first.Take care of the boss of the team, and the matter will be settled.

"Gigs, I thought you loved me the most. We have known each other for more than ten years! I know a lot of your pink secrets, you know!"

"Oh, Van Nistelrooy, look at our cooperation today, did the ball I fed taste good?"

"Leo, the last time you told Sir Alex Ferguson that you needed extra training, you ran to my bar and slept for 4 hours, do you remember?"

"Chris, won't I admit it after you kiss me?"

"Don't forget that you spanked my ass more than once today in front of the fans watching the live broadcast all over the world! If you don't comfort me well, I may become psychotic at any time!"

Alright, alright, every single flower of Manchester United has spoken, and everyone is saving face, and put the venue at Bao'er's house.This is also very good, Bao'er's house also has a bar, it is very safe, there is no need to worry about being secretly photographed, once the door is closed, it will be the territory of the entire Manchester United team, they can relax completely, there is nothing wrong with thinking like this willing.