[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

X-MenX-Men

X-Men can be said to be a series of classic blockbusters. The first film started in 2000, and cool sci-fi special effects were shot every few years.

Seeing that the elder brother is approaching his [-]th year, Bao'er is also worried about her own man.To be honest, those who like football regard the name 'C Ronaldo' as a god, but those who don't like football really don't care who you are.There are rumors that professional football players are not up to standard, and some high-level people in society and even those big names in Hollywood look down on players.In fact, it might not be groundless.

It's okay for Mendes to let the senior brother attend the reception and participate in the fashion ladder, but it's useless to ask Bo'er to say it.Look at Leonardo, he looks like a middle-aged uncle with a slovenly appearance every day, and he shrinks his neck when he doesn't like to be photographed when he walks, but who can say that he is fat and round?If you are a little fatter, you will be guessed whether it is for a new play, or if you are fat, you are really fat...

To put it bluntly, it is hard to brush up if you force the grid, and it will be difficult to fall down.

Bo'er really wanted to put the elder brother in Hollywood.It is too difficult to implement at present. One is that there is no time, and the fast pace of the Premier League has spread to Mars.The second is that the acting skills of the big brother are really Luo Daihua, which gives people a mysterious feeling.

There are a lot of male vases in Hollywood, which is not uncommon, and Yan Jiyi also makes sense.The problem is that Eldest Senior Brother is born lacking in the five elements, and he is a special recruit. Considering his popularity, if he is really a vase, he doesn't know what he will be turned into.

Speaking of which, I have to babble for a while.At the beginning, Bao'er rushed to hug the golden thigh and started to make friends with the senior brother. Who would have thought that after a few years, she would become the golden thigh of the senior brother instead.No, as soon as the golden thighs shone, the senior brother raised his head and caught a big piece of pie!

Quicksilver!

The illegitimate son of Magneto when he was young!

X-Men: Days of Future Past!

Not to mention the male lead, that's unrealistic, but it's not a three-second role either.There are also a lot of plots in the close-up dialogue of the play, and the acting is very brilliant!The key point is that X-Men is not a script with heartfelt drama. The plot is important, as is the acting skills, but the most selling point is the cool special effects!

After the director tried it out, he still thought about letting the elder brother show off his flesh. It's a pity for the audience not to show such ecstasy muscles!

The senior brother consciously raised his standard, and started to be awesome before the filming started.

Mendes couldn't stop him, the stylist couldn't stop him, Boa didn't stop him at all.

Thus, Luo Daihua reappeared in the arena!

I don't know what kind of image Kuaiyin is in his understanding. Anyway, the senior brother got a leather suit. The leather jacket is okay, and the leather pants are really sweet!There is also a big black super, the same big black super in the Matrix!

The key point is that he still thinks he is the king of the world, and when he walks domineeringly, he takes off Heichao, lifts Bao'er's chin with his temples, and says fraudulently: You are mine!

Such a sweet drink, such a fraud, even a box of anti-alcoholic medicine will not help the senior brother, he is so drunk to death!

Yesterday

I love you more than yesterday!

I don't know where I heard such a sentence, the elder brother has recently become obsessed, it's been a month!It's been a month!Every morning when I wake up and talk to Bao'er, the greasy kidney water that makes Bao'er feel sick has been reduced.

It's not that Bao'er doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, her partner isn't satisfied with talking about love every day, the key is that the person who talks about love is a little...unspeakable!

.......

The sun shone into the room through the translucent curtains, and Bao'er felt the light getting brighter, and opened his eyes lazily, then froze!

Sure enough, the people around him also woke up, opened their eyes in a daze, and blinked.

Shaking his head, a short strand of dull hair fluttered in the wind like a dog's tail growing abruptly on a neat lawn.

Afterwards, with oily eyes and eyeballs, he leaned close to Bao'er's face affectionately, gnawing and exchanging saliva.

After the kiss, she went down to the ground neatly, walked around to the head of Bao'er's side of the bed, supported the window with one hand, put one hand on her hips, supported her left foot, crossed her right foot over her left foot, and pointed her toes to the ground.Well, the image of the number one idol TV drama male is presented.

Then, he raised his head slowly, as if the camera was showing a close-up, his eyes were full of drama.

The corners of the mouth were raised, revealing a smile of the male second loyal dog.

Finally, here comes the point.

With his hands on his hips, he pointed to the second senior brother - little Ronaldo - German sausage - great work and good work - Qijiro, "Baby, 'I' love you more than yesterday!".

...Yes, that's how fast, from idol drama male one to male two, he instantly becomes a wretched male in an island country action movie!

A male paper like the wind!

A boy who is obsessed with attributes!

Still lying on the bed-watched a month of 'movies'-Jiuqu Youshen-Seven Times Mother-Bao'er, slapping cooperatingly, pointing at his own little butt, and replied bluntly: "Dear Yes, 'I' love you more than yesterday!"

Zion Paradise (Fantasy + Cultivation + Funny Extra)

Bao'er seldom cries, or he never cries.

After living for so many years, I have never seen or experienced anything.

But some things are really powerless.

It's like controlling tears now, not letting it spray like a broken faucet.

Holding the elder brother's hand that was gradually getting colder, Bao'er felt that she had to go with her, her heart turned into a lump as quickly as freezing, and then weathered, just a little stimulation could turn into ashes, and it was scattered.

Knowing each other for 80 years, seeing that both of them are about to turn [-] years old, the big brother still can't stand it after all, and said many times I'm sorry, I'm sorry to leave you alone, I'm sorry I'm leaving first...

It's useless to say it!

"You're gone, bastard, bastard, your grandma has legs, your chest muscles are sagging and crooked, you are three years old and Luo Er is stupid..."

"Where is my pectoral muscle sagging? Where is my balls crooked? Say it, say it!"

Bao'er was so frightened that her hands shook!

Looking up with teary eyes, Mamma Mia!

Heck!

The elder brother is the same as in the TV series, all in white, translucent all over, with a particularly unscientific halo on his head!

This time I still can't grasp the point, I don't wonder how I am floating, I don't care how my wife scolds him, the focus is all on the chest muscles and balls!Now when the daughter-in-law looked up, she found that her tears were like a watering can, and she was finally stunned!

"Baby! Why are you crying! Who bullied you? I let him go bankrupt!"

Tian Liang Wang Po? !

Brother, what strange things did you watch before you died?

Bao'er wiped her face, came to her senses, and carefully looked at the senior brother's blanched forehead.

Huh?Ghosts have luck pillars?

The eldest brother just died and didn't receive the wave band for a while, so he will be dumbfounded, accepting the wave band signal from the sky as if the system was updated.Within a minute, I shivered as if I had just peed.

Xingui factory settings and manuals have been updated!

It's useless for my daughter-in-law to ask, and I said blah blah blah.

The general idea is, daughter-in-law, do you have a way to let me stay?I will stay here for three days at most, and the superiors will forcefully escort me.I have done too many good deeds. Give me a permanent residence in a heavenly city. Have you seen the halo on my head?This is a one-time passport, which is used when going through the security check.In the future, it will not be possible to come down. In the [-]th century, up and down travel was not allowed.

......

(⊙v⊙)

And this good thing?

Bao'er was overjoyed and saddened, and his little heart thawed and thumped!

Use enough spiritual power to your hands, and tear at the senior brother's head!

There was a sound like tearing a cardboard shell, a 'hissing' sound, the halo shattered!

I'll go, it really is a passport, it's not strong!

The elder brother trembled again, and reported to his daughter-in-law that he could not receive the signal from above with sparkling eyes!

GJ!

Bao'er has too many collections, both of which belong to the devil way, and the blood soul sect's ghost cultivation skills and so on have also been robbed a lot by gangsters.

It's not too advanced, but it can be used flexibly.Anyway, the big brother doesn't need to become a fairy, just like Bao'er, it is a great blessing to live another 200 years in the end of the Dharma Age.

Bao'er learned from the kindergarten teacher, broke apart and smashed, and carefully taught the senior brother to practice, a better life is tomorrow!

...

too naive!

...

Ghost Cultivation Technique: Chinese and Western systems are not compatible, sorry!

Boa: (〃>dish<)

Big Brother: _(:зゝ∠)_

It doesn't matter, there are policies above and countermeasures below!

Isn't it just that the bottle is different, so it is not allowed to put spiritual energy in it!Let's repack the bottle!

The long-distance running in the mandarin jacket is on fire!Gold ingots and silver ingots are burning!

Can't you change the shape?

Come on, memorize three hundred Tang poems, and export them into chapters!

Vaguely feasible?

Come on, memorize the 5000-year history...Can't remember?

You have learned Chinese for so many years!It’s okay if you can’t remember it, you can’t condense your body if you can’t practice it, and you can’t have sex without a body!

...

Finished memorizing in three days?

Sure enough, motivation is not immortality?

It is the kidney water that is inexhaustible! !

How about it?How about it?Can it work?

A little bit?

What should I do? What else can I do?

Let's learn Peking Opera!

Yiyi Yaya Da Qingyi, how are you doing?

The elder brother finally resisted.

"Don't learn! I can't learn! I just started babbling, and you started watching the football game. It was halftime, and I only finished singing after four babbles! Don't do it, don't do it!"

Baoer silently Googles, come and learn, this song has a strong sense of rhythm, is catchy, and has a very folk flavor!

"It's New Year's Day in the first month"

"On the first day of the New Year's Eve"

"Family reunion party"

"Let's pay New Year's greetings to the old man"

The senior brother learned happily, and fell directly from the heaven onto the kang...

Ghost Cultivator: Ahem, you have worked so hard, I feel sorry for the incompatibility, well, I agree!

From then on, the little prince of Hehuanzong and the little prince Guixiu lived together happily!

...

However, the author had nightmares every day, so he had to change the last sentence.

Since then, Daojun of Hehuanzong and Blood Soul Sect-Long Aotian-Ghost Born Winner-hasn't stopped for a year or so-Super Great Lord, they are happily together! ! !

(End of the article)

The author has something to say: What's inside!

I'm done ha!

Originally wanted to overhaul, but later dismissed the idea.No reason, black history is also history, childishness is also true, keep it, and see how wonderful it is to smile knowingly in the future.

It's stupid to force the author to take a break, because the eldest cousin is coming to the city where I am for an interview, so I took a few days off without any hassle.After all, writing is a secret thing, you have to keep it secret from your family, boo---

Afterwards, I will write an article, um, I don’t know which one to open. I want to write about Erbi Dalu, but many relatives want to read Bethune.Let's see when the time comes, I always take one step at a time, never have a plan, and no one can stop the whim! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Anyway, I don't know how to write an outline. I have been holding it in for several days and I still haven't saved the manuscript. I write a new chapter and a new chapter. Well, that's it.

Maybe some relatives want to say goodbye to me, maybe some relatives drag my onion leaves and follow me.Anyway, scallions thank you!

bow!

Hold for 1 minute!

Love you, love you so much!

Just saying this makes me want to cry.

No one is obliged to coax me, pet me, treat me well, we are all strangers.But from the beginning of March to now, no one criticizes me, no one complains about me, no one tears me up and pinches me, it is full of encouragement and enthusiasm.I am so touched, I am the winner in life, thank you for your love, thank you!

Thank you!