[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

(I forgot to post the letter q yesterday, thank you for your reminder, I will add it today.)

Quintessence perfect role model

Big brother felt a little regretful.

Little Chris has finally stepped into the career of a professional football player, but it is a pity that he did not follow the development path of his own father.When he was a child, he was tricked by his elder brother and his son into a chocolate bean. When he grew up with a sense of autonomous behavior, little Chris started the first step in choosing the color of his skin.

Watching his son play football with him on the beach while wiping his nose, to now carefully applying sunscreen on himself, the gap is too big, Luo Sansui couldn't accept it, and secretly threw the sunscreen a few times After the oil, he encountered double suppression from Duo LeiSi and Bao Er.

This complexion is getting more and more unlike his own, so the elder brother also recognizes it.But what's the matter with the position on the court?

Little Chris has resolutely embarked on the path of a metronome in the midfield, with the goal of following his father, and vowing to succeed the coquettish title of the midfield overlord.

As a top player on the front line, the elder brother is a little sad, what if he is not a role model for his son?

Little Chris was often tricked by his father when he was young, but now that he has the ability, he always walks on the road of cheating when he starts revenge.

The media asked him, who is your idol?

Answer: Baoer.

Who do you think is the greatest player?

Answer: Baoer.

If you could become Ronaldo or BoA ​​for one day, who would you choose?

Answer: Baoer.

The senior brother fainted from crying in the toilet.

In fact, little Chris is very simple, he just speaks with intuition, and the coercion at the top of the food chain makes him subconsciously feel that the most powerful person in the family is his precious father.

He must firmly follow Bao Dad's road to success, first of all, he must play well, and second, he must work hard to practice his voice, so as not to be out of tune next year...

scandal

Ryan Giggs has a big deal!

Manchester United's most loyal knight, Bao'er's big brother has a big event!

Sex scandals have always been something that everyone avoids, for fear of getting into trouble, once it is exposed, it is basically the rhythm of the dog.

As a spy in the industry, the Sun newspaper successfully warned in advance, even if it is not well prepared, it is better to be caught off guard.

Because Baoer's "sacrificing oneself and forgetting oneself" is actually gradually brainwashing the public, boiling frogs in warm water and coming out of the closet little by little.So fans are distracted and only half focused on the Giggs scandal.For Giggs, it was like the last bottle of water in the desert, allowing him to die a little later.

The reaction of the crowd was huge, cursing, cursing, besieging and sending razors and other behaviors were seen every day, and I really was almost killed by Giggs.

It's not right to say Giggs is pitiful.It is not an exaggeration to say that he deserved what he deserved.An extramarital affair is enough, and even hooking up with a younger brother and daughter-in-law, this challenges the three views.The upright onlookers expressed that they couldn't accept it, and quickly got out, out of football, out of the UK, out of the earth!

We don’t know what’s inside or why. Even if a slap fails, Giggs is the main person responsible. Who made him famous, who made him a man, and who made him a big brother!

But for this kind of thing, if the law does not punish Ryan Giggs, no one else has the right to punish him.Even if he is found guilty, he is not allowed to be hurt. Is the word human rights a fart?I don’t know which country’s worst punishment for murderers is to let the public beat them to death!

So, one day after Giggs went out and was besieged, the prince couldn't help it!

Bao'er was upper bodyed by a big brother, changed her previous shy and shy image, the domineering president only respected Fan Er, and used the platform of the media to make a fuss!

"I don't understand. Giggs' wife and brother are all victims. It's reasonable for them to beat them however they want. But they didn't do anything to those who were emotionally injured. What are your identities to cause personal injury?"

"The one who did it is still yelling for Giggs to get out of Manchester United! I, the prince, didn't say a word, what kind of onion are you?"

"When you do something wrong, you need to reflect deeply, apologize or make up, and finally correct it. You didn't even give Giggs a chance to correct it?"

"This is wrong, we all know it. But in what capacity do you speak? You are the Red Devils. When other fans attack, you should stand up and defend instead of following outsiders! How to deal with your own family is up to us. The outsiders haven't done anything about the family affairs, so you started fighting yourself, is it plausible?"

"Look at your conscience, is Giggs worthy of Manchester United? Is he worthy of the Red Devils? As a player, he has fulfilled his responsibilities as a player, and even went beyond doing better. He is not black! He is the most loyal knight of Manchester United! He Contributions to Manchester United can be written in several pages of Manchester United history!"

"It's not the Red Devils' job to throw a blade at a car and force him to leave because of his life off the field! Giggs has never affected the state of the game! Why do you let him get out of Manchester United?"

"The real Red Devils should help him stand up, help him work hard to correct his mistakes, and supervise him so that he will not make mistakes in the future. As for how he handles the affairs of his relatives, that is his private matter. Neither I nor the club nor you have the right to interfere! "

After a long and powerful report, Giggs' plight was eased. At least he didn't have to change his windshield every day.

The veteran is trying his best to apologize, try his best to make up, and wholeheartedly correct.Manchester United will not abandon his children, as long as your heart loves Manchester United, don't be afraid to do the wrong thing.We allow you to make mistakes, as long as you correct, you will always be a good boy of Manchester United!

Talent genius

There are too many talents in football, and they can be seen everywhere in any top league.Don't look at many players who are just players and not star players, but they are all geniuses.

Those who are a little mediocre will not be able to make it to the top league, and they will all work hard at the next level or lower.

Some geniuses retired early because of injuries, some geniuses died early due to injuries, some geniuses became ghosts and shone brightly, and some geniuses evolved into geniuses among geniuses, becoming top superstars, such as Boer.

In the early years, those who were less than three years younger than Bao'er wanted to complain to their parents, why did I have to be born early/late?I don't want to be an age with that cheating!

There is no way, there are always rules to follow in this era, either geniuses are pushed, or talents are barren.When geniuses gather together, it is really the shadow of some people.Compared with the soldiers, I am already a special soldier, I am very powerful, but people say let me down, over there Thor is down to earth, and there is Batman, Iron Man and Flash over there!

This is the tragedy of special forces.We were also cheering that we were nominated for the Ballon d'Or, and there was already a fight over who would win.

Let's talk about a small golden ball, the European Golden Boy Award.How many teenagers scolded and cried, can the rules be changed?Can you get a rookie award like in the entertainment industry, can you only get it once in a lifetime?Why can you be reelected!That shriveled boy of Bao'er is only 20 years old, he has already won the Golden Boy Award for three years, what is he doing?Is he interested in playing with us at his level?

The media replied, yes!Why can't people win prizes before they reach 21?This is all voted, especially fair and open. Everyone thinks that you are not as good as others. If you are not strong enough, ask yourself, what are you doing with others?Be down-to-earth!

The big brother drooped his ears and was unhappy: I didn't win the Golden Boy Award!

Bao'er: Honey, you are a late bloomer.

All the special forces: Get out of the way, both of you!

Under

While little Chris was trying to learn to read, Doris deliberately bought back a lot of children's enlightenment books for her good grandson to learn.

"Come on, Chris, use under to make a sentence."

"(⊙v⊙) Well, Dad Bao is under Dadbi!"

Doris:  …

"Baby, can we change it? The sentence just now is green bean flavored, you don't like it the least, right?"

"(⊙v⊙) Um, um, then, Dad Bao's legs are under Dabi's legs!"

Doris: o(>﹏<)o

"Baby, do, do, well done, can I have another one?"

"(⊙v⊙) Hmm! Dad's ass is under Dad's hands!"

Doris: ○|￣|_

"Good grandson, let's stop here today and continue studying tomorrow."

"(⊙v⊙)um"

the next day.

Doris reorganized her mood and set off again.

"Chris, can you make a sentence with under?"

"(⊙v⊙) Hmm! I saw Daddy under Daddy Bao's ass yesterday!"

Dolace: (〃＞dish＜)

"Good grandson, pack your bags and go, grandma will take you back to Portugal!"

Verse poetry

The slutty couple has passed their thirties, and the two parties have changed from loving sex very much to loving sex very much.

Cough cough... Although the difference is not big, at least there is progress, and finally a little bit of progress, no longer thinking about the flesh of the other party every second.

In the spare time, the big brother tends to communicate on a spiritual level, specifically, he started writing love poems to his wife!

Enthusiastic, unrestrained, and explicit are his styles.Reservation, elegance, and shyness don't suit him.

Others write poetry on the tip of the pen, while he writes poetry by putting A-films on the tip of the pen.

The wording is always inseparable from football.

What that round football is my left ball...

Bao'er questioned why it was on the left, and the elder brother explained that the left side is closer to the heart.

I bother!The gap of a few centimeters next to each other...

All the hot sweat I run out of is the body-fluid swayed out of loving you...

Bao'er questioned, sweat is originally body fluid.The elder brother said that he was afraid of being harmed, X fluid was hard to say, and saliva was not elegant.

I bother!Still elegant with a smell of sweat?

Why every shot is our orgasm...

Bao'er asked the goalkeeper what he did?Durex?

Eldest brother fell silent in bewilderment, and crossed out this sentence.

Wastrel prodigal son

Everyone knows what the prodigal son said.

The prodigal himself does not know.

The prodigal son has a daughter-in-law who spoils him, so I don't even realize it.

Prodigal sons like diamond stud earrings, they are so shiny!Others must buy bags, clothes or shoes when shopping, but he must buy diamond earrings when shopping, the bigger and more sparkly the better!Others buy diamond rings with all their hearts and minds, and he buys earrings with all their hearts and minds.

Prodigal sons like luxury cars, awesome and cool!Others stopped buying when they saw that the garage was full, or sold the old one to buy a new one.He didn't, he frowned, and someone unlocked it for him.

With a wave of Bao'er's hand, the garage is expanded!

The prodigal son heard that the poor are playing cars and the rich are playing watches, so they began to collect all kinds of extravagant and luxurious handmade watches.Facing a watch that was more expensive than a car, Doris picked up a small pointer and wanted to teach her son the Dafa of living at home.

The daughter-in-law here dismantles the stage when she comes home.As soon as he entered the door, he said, my dear, I received two antique watches from Earl XX today, do you like them?

Prodigal sons always give generous gifts. When the manager gets married, the prodigal son thinks about it. With such a deep friendship, so many zeros can represent my heart.So I sent an island!The person who delivered the car suddenly felt that he couldn't do it. In a blink of an eye, the prodigal daughter-in-law even gave the agent a large yacht for cooperation...

This suit!

The person who delivered the car wanted to ask the two of them, do you still need a broker?

The author has something to say: the system found the wrong person, and brought Game Xiaobai to a mysterious continent.

There are four dragons, old, weak, sick and disabled.

The elves here are all princesses and princes.

The demons here are all little three, four and five.

The dwarves here love to trim their beards to be non-mainstream.

The orcs here often don't have enough to eat and become prototypes to perform art.

The dream of the merfolk here is to one day go ashore and taste the meat of other races.

The human race here often holds a meeting to discuss whether to agree to interracial marriage or not.

The game Xiaobai takes the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled across the entire continent, fighting and doing tasks, and strives to travel back to the earth one day with a full level.

Immature copywriting probably meant this.I just want to write about a continent that's funny or sloppy, and write about the various ethnic groups in my heart, the cruel, silly, white and sweet ethnic groups.There is no big conspiracy, no big conspiracy, no revenge and no bloody life.Something like a long out-of-planet tour.Of course, I have no idea whether to write or not, first ask if you like this type of writing.

As for Bethune's article... I didn't think about the outline, but in fact it was stupid...