The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

Hunter Center.The poor lord Zhou Wei took his poor boy Valentin to inquire at the information desk where there is a ship flying to the direction of the "good base oil" planet recently.

"Planet 'Herkiutlan Gunsmansa'?" said the receptionist behind the counter, doing crossword puzzles without looking up, "Don't even think about it, that kind of place that doesn't shit has appeared in decades Without a single mission, it is impossible to have a boat with the wind, so you should hire a hunter to take you there."

"I'm afraid I can't hire them." A clerk just came to deliver something, and interjected while leaning on the counter, "That place is too far away, and no hunter will go there unless he pays a lot of money. Get a lot of money."

"Yes." The receptionist put down the crossword puzzle in his hand, curled his lips, "If you know the way and don't need someone to navigate, you might as well rent a boat."

"It's not easy to rent." The clerk said, "Empty return plus a deposit is almost enough to buy a second-hand spaceship. Do you want a second-hand spaceship? I can introduce you to a reliable intermediary."

The two talked to each other, Zhou Wei frowned, and the human forbidden syndrome became more and more serious. After listening patiently, he asked, "How much does it cost to hire a hunter, rent a boat, and buy a second-hand spaceship?"

The receptionist took out a calculator and cracked and calculated, and quoted a price.Zhou Wei looked at the price list, counted the zeros behind the number, shook his head, and handed it to Valentin.Valentin counted and shook his head—poor and not enough money.

"Then there is no other way." The receptionist shrugged. "You guys should think of other ways, or go to another hunter center. Our price is the same here."

Zhou Wei wiped his forehead in distress, and was about to go to other centers with Valentin to try his luck, when he heard a rough male voice say: "Planet 'Hekiutlan Gunsmansa'? Hey, do you want to go to another center?" Go there?"

"Why?" Zhou Wei's eyes lit up, "You want to go too?"

"Who's going to that damn place? It's so far away." The person who spoke was a thick bearded man with a job card hanging around his neck. He was obviously a hunter who had just finished his mission. "But someone might be interested. If you want to Save money and try your luck with him."

"Who?" Zhou Wei asked hurriedly.

"Georg." Hugh said, "He is our famous weirdo. He likes to go to places that no one has heard of. The harder it is to find, the more interested he is. The price is negotiable," Herkey Utlan Gunsmansa' a place where the birds don't shit may be just right for him."

Although he is not yet sure whether he is the lord of "good base oil", Zhou Wei was still a little irritable when he heard people call his country "a place where birds don't shit" twice. He frowned and asked, "Are you sure? Where can I go?" find him?"

"Who knows, you can ask him, I just saw his 'Dracula' spaceship come back from the outside, and probably just completed a single mission." The bearded man was enthusiastic, pointing to the take-off and landing chart above the reception window. , "No. 037, Area C, you can go directly to find him. I'll give you a piece of advice, Georg has a weird temper, be careful when talking to him, and don't piss him off."

"Thank you for your advice." Zhou Wei nodded his thanks.

"I wish you good luck." The bearded man blinked, "It is said that he is not short of money. If he is happy, he may send you there for free, hehe."

Zhou Wei needs this kind of hunter who is not short of money right now, secretly clenched his fists: must get rid of this Georg!

King Niaobu Shi took Niao Bu Shi Ma Zai to find the No. 037 dock in Area C. A low-key pure black hunter spaceship was docked in the dock. A vampire silhouette was painted in bright gold near the stern. Below is The name of the spaceship - "Dracula".

Looking at the spaceship, this hunter is indeed not short of money. Even Zhou Wei, who has no research on aircraft, can tell that this ship is very expensive, very expensive.

A conversation request was sent through the external pager, Zhou Wei waited for about a minute, the rear hatch of the "Dracula" opened, and a cold male voice came from the pager: "Please come in."

Walking into the cabin of the "Dracula" by stepping on the black metal gangway, a gloomy cold air hits the face.The temperature in the cabin is adjusted very low, the humidity is very high, and the nasal cavity can feel the wet water vapor during breathing.An indescribable sweet smell permeates the air, faintly present, a bit like men's cologne, and a bit like some animal's blood, making people feel unspeakably uncomfortable.

Zhou Wei and Valentin looked at each other, and at the same time saw doubts in each other's eyes - this Georg is a bit strange.

There was a blue holographic arrow floating in the sky above the corridor, which should be a road sign. Zhou Wei and Valentin followed the arrow and walked about ten meters, and came to a small hall with a round table and four metal handles. chairs, like a simple reception room.The arrow disappeared here, and Zhou Wei was hesitating whether to stop and wait, or to continue walking, when a door on the opposite side suddenly opened, and a tall figure walked in.

It was a slender young man, no more than 25 years old in the eyes of people on earth, slightly taller than Valentin, very thin, and his face was very pale, but his facial features were extremely beautiful, with slender eyebrows, straight nose, and lips Dark red like blood, the edges and corners of the jaw are extremely straight, the chin is slightly raised, proud and stern.

He has probably just taken a hot bath, his curly black hair is damp, and there are still drops of water on his temples. The collar of his white shirt is slightly open, and his collarbone has a thin layer of blush under the light. Even a straight man can do it dizziness.

Zhou Wei immediately understood why his ship was called "Dracula"—he himself was like a vampire!

The vampire young man walked into the living room with his head down, stretched his shirt cuff with his right hand, wiped the water from his temples very carelessly, and asked coldly, "What do you want me for? Do you have any entrustment?" At first, the slender single eyelid glanced at Valentin, and landed on Zhou Wei.

Then he suddenly knelt down with a "plop".

Zhou Wei: "..."

Valentine: "..."

vampire:"……"

"Fuck!" The vampire knelt there for about a second, then jumped up, his pale face flushed instantly, "What are you doing?!"

"..." Zhou Wei was completely overwhelmed by this sudden oolong incident, tongue-tied, and asked for a long time: "What are you doing?!"

The vampire stared at Zhou Wei with his mouth open for five seconds, and the veins on his forehead twitched violently: "Why did you ask me to kneel down for you?!"

Zhou Wei was even more baffled than him: "Why did you kneel down for me?"

"..."

"..."

"Get out!" The vampire became furious, and slapped the table, causing the chairs next to him to jump up. "Don't let me see you again, get out!"

That's terrible for Zhou Wei, is he clearly planning to have a good talk with someone?Did he even think about the words of intercession?Is he even mentally prepared to abandon his self-esteem?

The ghost knows that this snake spirit will suddenly kneel down when he sees him!This is not scientific!His aura of "Whoever sees who kneels" has always only worked on low-level animals, but this guy doesn't look low-level at all, he is so cold that he is completely forced!

And you are the one who wants to kneel, why blame me, heaven!

But it was too late to say anything now, the vampire was furious, his curly hair was blown up, with that posture, if Zhou Wei dared to stop for a second, he would be able to eat him!

"Please calm down, Mr. Hunter!" Valentin stepped forward at the critical moment, fulfilled the duty of a young man, and stood between the vampire and His Majesty the Lord, "Well, calcium loss is a normal phenomenon in cold weather. Just make up for it, I sometimes have weak legs... You see, you are so young, you are so tall, and you grow too fast and you can't keep up with your nutrition..."

What is it all about... Zhou Wei has a black line on his head.

On the other hand, the vampire, the curly hair that exploded slowly calmed down. Although he still looked angry, he obviously didn't want to eat people anymore.

"Please believe that what happened just now was a complete accident, a complete coincidence, and has nothing to do with the two of us!" Valentin explained sincerely and quickly, "We will never laugh at you, or tell others about it ——Who doesn’t feel unwell? It seems that you are working too hard and dedicated, haha, we respect you as a professional! Please don’t drive us away, we have nothing but you in this business No one can take it!"

The red tide on the vampire's face gradually faded, and his eyes calmed down. He seemed to realize that he had lost his composure just now, coughed awkwardly, and said, "Oh."

Valentin breathed a sigh of relief, tried to give him a friendly smile, paused for a few seconds, felt the atmosphere relax, and then said: "Let me introduce, Mr. Hunter, this is Mr. Zhou, my lord, who is also the entruster of this business." people."

The vampire's slender single eyelid narrowed slightly, his eyes changed several times, and finally he stretched out his right hand to Zhou Wei: "Hello, I'm Georg, just now... I overreacted, sorry."

Normally, Zhou Wei would never shake hands with others, but since the situation just now was too embarrassing, and he had something to ask, he had to squeeze his nose and shake his hand: "My name is Zhou Wei, just now Please don't take things to heart, they are all accidents. Valentin is right, we will never say anything about it."

Georg's lower eyelids trembled, he didn't dwell on the kneeling incident, and pointed to the chair: "Please sit down."

After making a fuss for a long time, the three of them finally sat down at a table.Although Georg regained his composure, he obviously had some prejudices against them. He took out a task sheet and filled it out for them, with a very perfunctory attitude: "What do you want to entrust to me? Let me be clear first, I am just a free hunter. In this The center is just an order, if you don’t abide by the mandatory agreement, I have the right to unconditionally refuse any task.”

Zhou Wei had a terrible headache, but the other party was doing business, so he could only nod: "Of course."

"Look at what you said." Valentin deservedly walked all the way to the earth. He laughed and boasted, "If you don't accept our mission, then the whole center, or the whole earth, I'm afraid No one can take it.”

Georg raised his eyebrows, and a sneer of disdain curled up on the corner of his mouth, completely ignoring his hypocritical compliments: "I'm just an ordinary hunter, you think too much. And I have some personal affairs to settle, I planned to take a week off and go to bed." Leaving the Milky Way, so I don't plan to take on long-term missions." While speaking, he snapped his fingers.

A robot came in quietly, brought coffee to Zhou Wei and Valentin, and put down a dark red, steaming drink in front of Georg.

Zhou Wei sniffled, and vaguely smelled a faint sweet fishy smell, which was the same as when he first entered the cabin. It was fragrant, a bit like the smell of blood... The corner of his eyes looked at Qiao Ge up and down : So this guy can't really be a vampire, can he?

Georg didn't care about his peeping, and gracefully picked up the cup and took a sip. There was a faint sense of comfort between his brows and eyes, as if he was very useful, and even his voice became lazy: "Tell me, what task is it?" ?”