The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

Before Valentin suffocated to death, Zhou Wei let Zhou Quan leave his face.

The fat panda has a strong hostility towards any creature that threatens his father. Although Zhou Wei has seized the enemy's weapon, and Valentin has lost his fighting power, it still loyally squats beside Zhou Wei, gnawing on bamboo , looking at Valentin covetously.

Valentin walked around the gate of hell, woke up and turned around, opened his eyes and saw Zhouquan's ferocious fat face, couldn't help shivering, smacking his lips... Bah, bah, the smell of ass!

"Warning, you little bastard!" Zhou Wei sat on the folding stool imposingly, with a corner of coquettish red underwear exposed in the front of the slit bathrobe, with all kinds of cold expressions on his face, "Don't come with me again This set, please explain to me clearly, what happened to the 680 that Zhou Yi owed to the credit center? Is he really dead or fake? Did the two of you collude to blackmail me?"

Valentin wiped his face, tried his best to get rid of the psychological shadow brought by the panda's butt, and said with a bitter face: "My lord, please believe me, I have nothing to do with Mr. Zhou, it is you who asked me to find evidence, so I suggest You went to see his will, as for the more than 1000 million yuan, I have no idea at all... So you mean Mr. Zhou asked you to pay back the money he owed before showing you the will about your life experience?"

"Ha!" Zhou Wei sneered, "Keep pretending!"

Valentin was played by them one master and one pet, and his mind slowly turned around, knowing that Zhou Wei was suspicious of his motives, he hesitated for a while, and gritted his teeth: "I understand, master, how about it, then Let me pay back the 680, as long as you promise me to see his will about your life experience!"

"Oh?" No money?Zhou Wei raised his thick eyebrows, is this guy stupid by being photographed by a folding stool?Or is it really... nothing to do with Zhou Yi? "Hey, do you know how much 680 million is?"

"I know." Valentin clenched his fists and said in pain with a determined expression on his face, "For the empire, no matter how much money is spent, it is worth it!" After a pause, he said again, "My lord, remember to print a copy when you repay the money." The receipt, I can use it to reimburse His Royal Highness the Prince Regent when I go back."

"..." Zhou Wei rubbed his forehead, and began to wonder if he had really misunderstood him—is Zhou Yi really capable of finding such a flirtatious partner as a fraud partner?

The fat panda noticed that the owner's expression was a bit tangled, and immediately gave Valentin a vicious look, chewing the bamboo and making a threatening sound: "Huh-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-"

Valentin's face turned pale, and he vaguely felt the smell of butt on his face became stronger...

Since someone is willing to be taken advantage of, Zhou Wei has nothing to do with reading the will. The next day happened to be on vacation, so he took Valentin to the will lawyer's office to go through the formalities.

The will lawyer didn't expect him to figure it out overnight, and welcomed the two of them into the VIP room, saying, "Have you really decided, Mr. Zhou? Sixty-eight thousand and thirty thousand is not a small sum. It stands to reason that Mr. Zhou has already passed away." , this debt is regarded as a bad debt of the credit center, and you have no obligation to repay it for him.” After a pause, he felt that Zhou Yi was his client at any rate, and it seemed against professional ethics to dismantle the client’s platform like this, so he added He said, "Of course, from the standpoint of the relationship between father and son, it is also a kind of filial piety that you can pay off the debt for him and let him go safely."

I'm drunk to buy a filial piety with more than 1000 million... Zhou Wei rolled his eyes, and expressed his feelings in two words: "Haha!"

The lawyer coughed in embarrassment, and said: "Mr. Zhou is a very funny person, hehe, I will leave you a will in this way, hehehe..." Hehehe couldn't go on at the end, and quickly took out the documents to Zhou Wei signed and took Valentin to transfer the money to the credit center.

After tossing and tossing all day, the huge debt was finally paid off, Valentin's reimbursement receipt was typed out, and Zhou Yi's will sealed in the safe was also taken by Zhou Wei.Before leaving, the lawyer returned the ashes diamond that was thrown in the mourning hall yesterday to Zhou Wei, and persuaded him nicely: "The deceased is gone, let's keep it as a souvenir."

Zhou Wei didn't lose his temper this time, took the box, and put his daring father into his trouser pocket: "Thank you, goodbye!"

Back at the dormitory in the protected area, Zhou Wei sat at the dining table, staring at the silver-gray metal box in front of him in a daze—just because of such a box, more than 1000 million yuan is gone, old things are really evil...

Valentin sat on the chair opposite him, waited for a long time, and was a little anxious, urging: "My lord, don't you open it and take a look?"

"Oh, yes, of course." Zhou Wei cheered up, took a deep breath, and pressed his thumb on the fingerprint lock.

With a soft "click", the lid of the metal box popped open, Zhou Wei pursed his lips, and lifted the lid.

Inside the box is a roll of toilet paper.

That's right, it's the toilet paper used in ordinary toilets. It's white, with a cardboard core stuffed inside.

Zhou Wei really has the heart to dig out Zhou Yi's ashes from the grave and burn them again. Nima bought more than 1000 million rolls of toilet paper, are you cheating or cheating?

Wait, that doesn't seem right!Zhou Wei suddenly discovered something, and used two fingers to pinch the toilet paper out of the box, and opened it—fuck it, it was full of words!His unique father actually wrote his will on toilet paper bought from some convenience store!

Enduring the strong discomfort, Zhou Wei unfolded the toilet paper bit by bit like reading an imperial decree, and finally figured out the issue about his own life experience.Valentin was right, he really wasn't Zhou Yi's own.Back then, Zhou Yi was still very young. In order to experience life (probably means too poor to live), he was picking up junk at a garbage station, and accidentally picked up a child.Because the child looked too similar to him, Zhou Yi decided to adopt him on a whim, so he lied to the outside world that he was born by his ex-girlfriend, went through the household registration procedures, and named him Zhou Wei.

The whole roll of toilet paper babbled and talked a lot, but after wringing out the main content, there were only a few: 1000. Zhou Wei was not his own; Zhou Wei is a fool, so Zhou Wei is completely obliged to help him pay back the money and fight. Third, if Zhou Wei thinks that the more than [-] million yuan is not worth spending, see the above two items.

[-]. Don't pick up children randomly.

After reading the toilet paper... No, it's a will, Zhou Wei couldn't recover for a long time.Seeing that his expression was different, Valentin tentatively poked his arm with a finger: "My lord? Are you okay, my lord? What did Mr. Zhou say in his will?"

Zhou Wei's dull eyeballs moved, "Oh", and said: "He said that I was picked up by him, and that I might not be from Earth, because my bone density is lower than normal people, and my DNA sequence also has hybrid variation. Mark of."

Valentin's eyes lit up: "You should believe me now, my lord!"

Zhou Wei didn't make a sound, put the toilet paper back into the box, closed the lid, locked the lock, tapped it with his fingers, and tapped again.Zhou Yi's will seems to be flawless, but in fact there are many doubts.Zhou Wei grew up with him and knows his character very well. Zhou Yi is a man who is not a villain or a villain. There is absolutely no Madonna disease. Picking up children is even more impossible—children are easy to raise. of it?Even if Zhou Wei has strong self-care ability, before the age of three is definitely a big drag.How many times did he fall ill, Zhou Yi carried him from the shanty town in the suburbs to the city hospital in the middle of the night, begged his grandpa to tell his grandma to lend him money to see a doctor, and was caught and beaten up when he went to a convenience store to steal milk powder...

This is also the reason why Zhou Wei never severed the father-son relationship with him, and paid off the debt for him. Some pasts are irreplaceable, and some kindnesses cannot be erased. Without Zhou Yi, there would be no him now.

With Zhou Yi's selfish and selfish character, if he was just a picked-up child, he would have been thrown away long ago. How could he be patient and raise him?It doesn't make sense at all!

And for so many years, every time the father and son meet, within ten sentences, Zhou Yi will automatically bring the topic to his mother who is running away, complaining and making complaints, if there is no deep hatred, Zhou Yi would be so lazy With Feiqi's temperament, how could he tirelessly slander a non-existent woman for more than 20 years?

There are too many suspicious details... Zhou Wei raised his eyelids and looked at the anxious Valentin on the opposite side. It's not a small amount, he spent so much money, it's impossible just to make himself look at a nonsensical roll of toilet paper.

Is what he said true?

Yaoshou, what kind of idiot is the king of this planet, giving birth to a son who will be stolen in the harem?And who was the one who stole him?Zhou Yi?Hehe... That guy can't even fly a spaceship, it's impossible.

But if someone else stole him, why was he dumped hundreds of light-years away in Earth's junkyard?Are you full?

The truth is complicated and confusing, like a tangled mess, Zhou Wei only wanted to ask Zhou Yi face to face, but unfortunately his unreliable father is dead, and he can only rely on himself if he wants to restore what happened to him 24 years ago.

"I'll go back to 'good base oil' with you." Zhou Wei made a decision and said to Valentin, "I don't guarantee that I can help you complete the great cause of restoring the country. To be honest, I'm just a wild animal breeder and I don't know how to fight at all. .I came back with you just to find out who I really am."

"No, you can definitely save the empire, you are the only descendant of the knight clan!" Valentin blushed when he heard that he was going back with him, "You don't need to know how to fight, as long as you wake up the dragon when you go back, They'll help us get rid of all the 'forever black' people!"

Zhou Wei's lower eyelids trembled. The fantasy of summoning a dragon is too far away from his life, but since Doubi firmly believes in this, let him go. People always like to pin their hopes on a certain place when they are desperate. It is better to be completely hopeless than completely hopeless about some illusory things.

"When are we leaving?" Zhou Wei asked.

"The sooner the better!" Valentin stood up hoarsely, "It can be done now!"

"Sit down!" Zhou Wei glared at him, "I still have to ask for leave from my unit... Forget it, let's resign. According to what you said, the 'good base oil' planet is too far away from the earth, I'm afraid I will return in a year or so." Not coming."

"Of course you can't come back!" Valentin stared, "You are our lord! Drive off the invaders and you still want to lead our people!"

Zhou Wei had a black eye, and was too lazy to talk to him, nodded and said: "Okay, let's resign first, it will take a day to go through the formalities, and we can buy the boat ticket the day after tomorrow... By the way, the boat ticket to 'good base oil' should be at Which port to buy?"

"Our public spaceship is not connected to the earth." Valentin said, "We can only rent a spaceship to fly back, or just buy one." When he said this, his face suddenly changed, "Oops, I will pay you back all the funds I brought. If I have a credit card, I’m afraid it’s not enough to buy a spaceship!”

Zhou Wei had no choice but to say, "Let's rent it then."

Valentin rolled his eyes and counted silently for a while, then said with a bitter face: "It's over, the rent doesn't seem to be enough!"

"Then how did you come to Earth?" Zhou Wei asked irritably, "Isn't it because you came here?"

"I came all the way here by all kinds of smooth sailing boats." Valentin said a little ashamedly, "The empire is at war, and the country's economy is in a downturn. There is really not much funding for me, and His Royal Highness the Regent has nothing to do! Originally, I thought it didn't matter if I was wronged or wronged, and I had to take you back in a dignified way no matter how much I kept the money, who knows..."

It is true that a country is so poor...Zhou Wei helped his forehead helplessly, looked at Valentin's bitter expression and guilty eyes, and sighed: "Forget it, let's go back and go to the Hunter Center tomorrow. Let's see if we can find a hunter ship on the way to pick us up for a while."

"Everything is at your command, my lord!" Valentin said faithfully.

I am such a responsible person!Zhou Wei thought with admiration that he has led his own horse so soon.

Although he is the only horse boy.