The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

From the mouth of the "Prince Regent", Zhou Wei learned that he came from a planet that was far away from the Milky Way, and that he was the only descendant of the most noble royal family on this planet - the Knights.

24 years ago, Zhou Wei was born. The former king of the empire, that is, Zhou Wei's biological father was very happy, so a grand party was held across the country to celebrate the successor of the knight royal family.But maybe it was because of extreme joy that begets sorrow, for some reason, Zhou Wei was stolen from the harem, and disappeared without a trace.

His Majesty Xianjun almost went crazy, and mobilized the entire empire overnight to search for the missing little prince. He searched for more than ten years, but he still couldn't find it.Later, the late king became sick from missing him and became increasingly haggard. Before he died, he asked His Royal Highness the Regent to find his only son and come back to inherit the throne.

In order to fulfill the late king's last wish, the loyal regent was really grey-headed and heartbroken.But before he could find any useful clues, an unexpected war broke out. For some reason, the vicious enemies from another planet suddenly started attacking their country. That posture was in the rhythm of killing them all!

Yaoshou, the country is about to perish before the lord is found.In order to live up to the entrustment of the former monarch, His Royal Highness the Regent had to take the place of the Lord and actively organize resistance, and even personally led the army to meet the enemy.However, due to the large gap in the military strength of the two sides, the imperial army has been clumsy left and right, and retreated steadily. In just over a year, nearly one-fifth of the country was taken by the enemy.

Seeing that the territory of the empire was gradually being eroded by the ferocious enemies, His Royal Highness the Regent was very anxious.At this moment, news came from the secret agents of the royal family scattered in the universe, saying that the lord may have been taken to a distant galaxy, so the regent immediately sent his most important bodyguard, Valentin, to find the lord alone. .Because it is said that in the sub-continent of the home planet, there are a large number of dragons with explosive force value sealed, and only the descendants with the blood of the knight clan can awaken them and control them to drive away the invaders!

"You mean, I am your new lord who has been missing for 24 years?" Zhou Wei is somewhat socially impaired, and his ability to understand other people's words is not very strong. Heck, what, what, what, what..."

"It's the planet 'Hergiutlan Gangsi Mansa'." Valentin reminded.

"Oh..." Zhou Wei recited silently several times, but he still couldn't repeat the awkward name, and barely remembered the first three words—"Hejiyou", which is a homonym for "good base oil".

"You said that we are all from the 'good base oil' planet, I am your lord, can I still awaken the dragon?"

"Yes!" Valentin said excitedly, automatically ignoring the inconspicuous abbreviation of the lord, "Now, people from the planet 'Isahelun Slater Baja' are attacking us, please follow me immediately, Your Majesty. Go back, wake up the dragon, and defeat the enemy!"

Zhou Wei tried it hard, and found that the names of the enemies were not as easy to remember as those of his own people... So this group of funny people are so realistic and dedicated to their work. It is really difficult for them to name a name with only a dozen or twenty words.

According to the gourd painting, I still only remember the first three words-"Isahei", which is a homonym for "Lifetime Black".

"So now 'Life Black' is playing 'good base oil'?" Zhou Wei asked with great interest, "Aren't they tired, flying all the way to attack you?"

"No, we are not far away." Valentin explained seriously, "The planet 'Hergiutlan Gunsmansa' and the planet 'Isaheron Slater Baja' are a pair of twin stars , revolving around the yellow dwarf star 'topology', the distance between the two is only one revolution orbit diameter, according to the earth's timing method, it only takes five standard days for a first-class spacecraft to go back and forth."

"Oh..." The structure of the world view is quite mature, maybe it was copied from some online novel?Zhou Wei thought to himself, and asked again, "Then why did they invade you?"

"Warring is the nature of the 'black' people. They are like locusts. After plundering their own planet, they will come to plunder our planet!" Valentin said sadly, "Our 'good base oil' people are kind by nature. , peace-loving, did not expect anyone to attack us, so they caught us off guard! The 'Black Ones' have been looting houses in the universe for a long time, and their spaceships and weapons are much more advanced than ours! For the current plan, only you, the lord, as soon as possible Go back to 'good base oil' and wake up the dragons to drive them away!"

Probably seeing that His Majesty could not remember those lengthy planet names, Valentin took the initiative to use the abbreviations invented by Zhou Wei.

After hearing what he said, Zhou Wei nodded, then nodded again: "Oh, so you came to me to save the world?"

"Yes!" Valentin clenched his fists and said excitedly, "The fact that we can find Your Majesty at such a critical moment shows that our 'good base oil' empire should not die. This is the will of God!"

Zhou Wei was laughed at by him: "But how can I trust you, I can't have someone come to me to save the world in the middle of the night, so I really have to save the world?"

"I have other evidence!" Valentin said, "Your father on Earth, Mr. Zhou Yi, is not your biological father. I heard that he is dead and left you a will about your life experience. I think As long as you get Mr. Zhou's will, you will understand everything!"

"Oh..." Zhou Wei went through the cause and effect in his mind, and felt that he had understood something, and his anger suddenly rushed up, "Okay, really, you can wait for me here!" Without further ado Picking up the folding stool, he patted Valentin with his head in his pocket, "Save the world, right?! Summon the dragon, right?! One thousand six hundred and eighty-thirty thousand, right?! You'll know the truth if you pay it back, right?!"

Valentin didn't expect Zhou Wei to attack suddenly, he was slapped firmly by the folding stool with a "snap", and a big bump popped out on his forehead.He yelled loudly, but he didn't dare to fight back. He just ran away and started a chasing battle with Zhou Wei in the narrow living room. It's all true!"

"To tell you the truth, sir!" Zhou Wei gritted his teeth, rounded the folded stool, and made a whistling sound in the air, "Damn it, don't you give away the 680 million that lied to Zhou Yi today? Spit it out for me, and I will take your surname!"

"What, what is 680 million?" Valentin ran away with his head in his arms, "I, I have never cheated Mr. Zhou of his money, my lord is clear!"

"Oh, it's not a lie, that's what you two agreed to?" Zhou Wei was furious, and pointed at Valentin with one finger, shaking his hands in anger, "I see, you two colluded to blackmail me Right? He owed 680 at the credit center, and coaxed me to repay it with a will. You are his babysitter, pretending to be a messenger of 'good base oil' to beat the drums for him... so vicious! You guys Totally inhuman, you guys! Do I look like I have a problem with IQ? You guys made up such an outrageous story to lie to me!"

Oh, Zhou Wei, that sucks, the old guy was blackmailing him all day long when he was alive, but now he's still haunted after he's dead... No, maybe that guy didn't die at all, and he's hiding somewhere with more than 600 million yuan in his hand Rubbing secretly in a corner where no one was around, just waiting for him to pay off the debt in a flash of his brain, and then "resurrect" him to come back and spend his days and nights...

Thinking of this, Zhou Wei suddenly became angry from his heart, and the evil grew out of his guts. He folded the stool and threw it, and grabbed the kitchen knife in his hand: "You are trying to force me to death!"

"Lord, calm down!" Valentin saw that he was coming for real, immediately touched his trouser pocket, took out something like a small flashlight, pressed his thumb on it, and a blue light half a meter long was emitted from the end. It turned out to be a short-handed cold light. Jian, "I swear that everything I said is true! With the letter from His Royal Highness as evidence, please put down your weapon and follow me back to the planet 'Good Base Oil', otherwise I can only forcibly arrest you." Take it back!" As he spoke, a tangled and twisted expression appeared on his face, and his gray eyes glistened with tears, "For the sake of the empire, please stop making trouble for no reason, Your Majesty!"

Dare to be affectionate has become my unreasonable trouble, is there any law in this world...Zhou Wei was speechless, and ordered Valentin with a kitchen knife: "Xiao Zai, put down the murder weapon in your hand, the cold light blade is for control!" Knife, if I call the police, you will be arrested right away, you know?"

"Your Majesty, calm down, put down the kitchen knife." Valentin didn't dare to point at him with the cold light dagger, and only held it in his hand, with the tip facing the ground, "Believe me, you are not my opponent, I don't want you to be hurt .”

"Ha!" Zhou Wei sneered, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, he waved a kitchen knife and rushed over!

As far as Zhou Wei's combat effectiveness is concerned, it is still quite impressive. Regardless of his thin body, he is born with a narrow frame, but he has grown a whole body of tendons. Even the physical education teacher is full of praise for his muscle structure - born to fight Are there any good blanks?Explosive strength, endurance and flexibility, there is no such thing as the best configuration!

When he was young, he wandered with Zhou Yi, and since he was three years old, he has never suffered at the hands of others. After he was five years old, Zhou Yi relied entirely on him for protection—the creditor came, let his son go!

After so many years, Zhou Wei met his opponent for the first time.

Valentin is worthy of being the gold medal fighter of His Royal Highness the Prince Regent in the legend. Although his agility is not as good as Zhou Wei's, he looks like he has undergone special training. Every move is rigid and his posture is very chic. In just 5 minutes, he can take out Zhou Wei's kitchen knife. It was snatched away.

Zhou Wei lost his temper, the kitchen knife was snatched, he roared, and as soon as he took off his bathrobe, he jumped up wearing his red underwear, and kicked Valentin's face with a series of legs.Valentin couldn't look directly at His Majesty's fresh and tender body, "Deng Deng Deng" stepped back three meters, hissed: "Your Majesty! Please put on your pants first!" The decency of the royal family, the moral integrity of the empire ...My lord, you can open your eyes and have a look!

Zhou Wei has no sense of shame in front of any human beings. In his eyes, everyone is not at the same level of the biological chain. Taking advantage of Valentin's red face, red ears and red eyes, he kicked him in the chest and kicked him. Got to hit the wall and hit the floor again.

At a critical moment, a huge black and white mass of flesh rushed out of the bedroom. The kid Zhou Quan, who had been hunting for his master for a long time, finally found a chance to protect his father. The intruder—it sat on Valentin's face.

"..." Valentin struggled to reach out Erkang's hand, but his whole face was pressed under the fat panda's butt, and he couldn't make a sound.

Zhou Wei took a breath, put on a bathrobe, picked up the kitchen knife and put it back in the kitchen, took the cold light dagger from Valentin's hand and put it in his pocket, took a fresh moso bamboo from the refrigerator and handed it to Zhou Quan: "Good boy!" , What a hit!"

The chubby panda gave a "boo hoo" two times proudly, and sat on Valentin's face "Kacha Kacha" to eat supper.

"..." Valentin lasagna burst into tears.