The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

The black Harley motorcycle was galloping on the mountain road, Zhou Wei turned the handle expressionlessly, watching the speedometer soared from [-] to [-], and the northwest wind stuck to his face like a knife, the fire in his heart finally calmed down.

Heavy snow fell on the goggles, and the desolate whiteness in his vision was just like his mood at the moment—the old guy was finally dead, and he no longer had to worry about being called in by the police in the middle of the night for questioning, or about loan sharks coming to collect his debts, There is no need to worry about weird women coming to him and insisting on being his stepmother.

What a joy!

But why is my chest tight?

"Fuck it!" Zhou Wei felt that he must have been masochized by the old guy. He felt a little uncomfortable when he met his dead father, so he spat angrily. A mouthful of Xuemozi was poured in one piece.

The cool snow water seeped down the throat, icy, reminiscent of the bleak past.

As soon as Zhou Wei was born, his mother ran away with someone. The reason... There is no reason. There is no need for a reason to leave a man like Zhou Yi.

After his girlfriend ran away, Zhou Yi's self-esteem as a man seemed to have been severely hit.In order to vent his anger, he complained about his ex-girlfriend in front of his son for decades, so that for many years after that, Zhou Wei's only impression of his mother in his young mind was "a ruthless vixen" ".

But when he grew up, Zhou Wei felt that only a "feeling and ungrateful vixen" was worthy of an "unrestrained old bachelor" like Zhou Yi. It would be a crime to change to a good woman.

One can imagine Zhou Wei's childhood with a bohemian old bachelor since he was a child. In his memory, he either followed Zhou Yi to avoid debts, or was threatened by usury and the underworld. Once he was even lured by an illegal begging organization. On the pedestrian bridge, I was a disciple of the Three Bags of the Beggar Gang for several months.

This situation continued until he was eight years old, when Zhou Wei was forcibly adopted by the National Welfare Administration and sent to a welfare school to receive compulsory education.Zhou Yi was deprived of custody because of poor upbringing.The welfare school also applied for a restraining order ordering him not to have contact with his son alone.

Thanks to the Welfare Department's blessing, Zhou Wei lived ten years of his birthday. He didn't see his monstrous father again until he became an adult and the restraining order expired.

After so many years, Zhou Yi hasn't aged at all, she is still suave and suave, and of course, the bad debts behind her buttocks are still the same.Hearing that his son went to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences and worked part-time at the Wildlife Conservation Center, he became excited. In the next six years, Zhou Wei's classmates, teachers, colleagues, leaders...all were borrowed by him. It can be half a foot high when stacked!

Zhou Wei is so terrible... But he owed money to acquaintances and had to pay back, so he had to work desperately to pay off the debt, so canteens, pet stores, and animal shelters have left him a hard-working figure for many years.Fortunately, he has a strange talent. All animals seem to have a natural awe of him. Even a crazy husky will kneel down obediently when seeing him.

Relying on this wonderful skill, Zhou Wei worked tirelessly, and finally paid off the bad debt owed by Zhou Yi half a year ago.

As for the will worth 680 million that I received at the funeral today... Hehe, whoever loves it should pay it back, anyway, the debtor on the credit card is not him!

The Harley motorcycle passed through the urban area, drove into the "Baolongyu National Wildlife Reserve", and stopped in a secluded courtyard deep in the woods.There is a small two-storey building here. It must have been a few years ago. The paint on the exterior wall is so mottled that the color cannot be seen clearly. The dead ivy vines almost cover the entire exterior wall. In summer, even the door may have to be blocked.

However, it does have a taste of independence from the world.

Zhou Wei pushed the locomotive into the hall, and walked up to the second floor with long legs.He graduated from university three years ago and became a low-level patrolman in this reserve.Originally, with his academic qualifications and grades, he could have found a better job in the city, but perhaps the psychological shadow caused by his parents was too heavy. People who are not female have serious physical aversion, as long as they stay in crowded places, they will feel flustered and short of breath.Because of this, he didn't even want to take the public maglev, so he saved up money and bought a Harley.

To say that he is popular is really wronging him, he is just sick and afraid of people.

That's why he just signed the job. There are no other benefits to being a patrolman, just the same, you don't have to deal with people.His biggest social activity now is to go to the district chief's office every month to report on his work situation this month, that's all.

As for the animals that need to be taken care of, it's all trivial to him-he drives the patrol car around casually, and everyone kneels down, okay?

The patrol dormitory is on the second floor. Zhou Wei swipe his irises to enter the door. As soon as he enters the entrance, a black and white figure pounces on him, hugging his thigh and arching and biting: "Awwhh!"

It was a half-giant panda with a round head, big face, big ears and big buttocks.

"Quan'er, get up, daddy will get you something to eat." Zhou Wei's frozen and snow-covered face finally showed a hint of warmth, he stroked the panda's head, and dragged the fat dumpling into the kitchen with a limp step by step. A pot of panda rice was placed on the dining table.

The fat panda cheered, arched his butt meanly, and climbed onto the dining chair to eat.Only then did Zhou Wei spare time to make himself a bowl of instant noodles.

One person and one panda sat face to face at the dining table, Zhou Wei "sucked and sucked" eating noodles, the panda "bajibaji" licked the nutritious meal, there was heavy snow outside the window, and the house was warm.

"It will be just the two of us in the future." Zhou Wei sighed and said to the panda, "The old man is dead, no one will steal my money anymore, and no one will sell you to pay off the debt."

"Aww?" The panda looked up at him inexplicably, his mouth was covered in mush, and there was still a large grain of nutritious beans sticking to the tip of his nose.

"It's stupid." Zhou Wei stretched out a finger to pull off the nutrition bean, rubbed its big head, "How did you become a national treasure hundreds of years ago when you are so stupid?"

"Woohoo." The panda muttered flatteringly, and continued to lick the rice in the bowl.This guy was discovered by Zhou Wei when he went to the mountain to inspect a year ago. He was only three months old at the time. He was probably abandoned by his mother, and he was almost frozen to death curled up in the snow nest.Zhou Wei picked it up, tried his best to keep it alive, and spent almost all of his work budget to develop it into the current virtue that is as fat as a ball.

Maybe they are both orphans, and they feel sorry for each other. Zhou Wei has kept it in his dormitory since he picked it up, and named it Zhou Quan after his surname.He formally applied to the district last week, and if nothing unexpected happened, the adoption certificate should be processed within two days.

He can't take it anymore in this life, so let's raise a panda. Anyway, last year he has obtained the national first-class beast breeder license, and he can apply for the adoption of wild animals.

After eating and drinking enough, I went downstairs for a stroll, and it was getting dark slowly.Zhou Wei took a shower and lay sprawled on his giant mattress in red underwear. This year is his birth year, no one thinks about him, he can only think about himself, buy a dozen red underwear and put them in the drawer slowly. wear.

Life must go on, and a person's life must go on.

The panda didn't know when it came over, lay down beside him, and put its big head on his pillow.Zhou Wei pulled it, but didn't push it away, let it go, turned over, turned off the light and went to sleep.

The snow stopped outside, and the moon was exposed. The moon on the fifteenth day of the winter month was extraordinarily round, reflecting the light of the snow, dazzlingly bright.

Suddenly, a black shadow passed the window, Zhou Wei blinked, suspecting that he had misread, and just about to go back to sleep, there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Zhou Wei asked with a frown, getting up and putting on a bathrobe.

A strange male voice came from outside the door, very young, with a very respectful tone: "Excuse me, is Mr. Zhou in?"

Zhou Wei hesitated for a moment, and opened the door. No one would come to rob a place like the reserve. This person knew his surname Zhou, and he might be the intern the district chief said he would send over two days ago. .

Standing outside the door was an extremely tall young man, seven or eight centimeters taller than the 1.9-meter Zhou Wei. He was strong and strong with wide shoulders and narrow hips. He had chestnut curly hair and gray eyes. He looked like a foreigner at first glance. .

"You are?" Zhou Wei was a little puzzled, looked him up and down, and asked.

"You are Mr. Zhou Weizhou?" The foreigner was extremely polite, bowing his waist slightly, as if he was facing some important person.

"I am." Zhou Wei saw that he was carrying a travel bag, the shoulders of his coat were wet, and the melted snow was still seeping inside, so it was not good for him to stand on the stairs, so he stepped aside, "It's cold outside, what can I say?" Come in and say, the district chief sent you here?"

"My lord!" The foreigner suddenly became agitated, and he couldn't help saying "Plop" and knelt down on one knee, grabbed Zhou Wei's right hand and kissed him.

I go!Zhou Wei originally had human forbidden syndrome, and was so disgusted by his parents that he almost jumped up, quickly withdrew his hands, and roared: "What are you doing! Stand up and talk!" It is a worldly tradition to meet male hooligans in the wilderness Come on, Nima!

"Your Majesty!" The foreigner looked at him eagerly with tears in his eyes, "Your Majesty, I have finally found you!"

"Speak human!" Zhou Wei wanted to beat him up. Is this guy here to celebrate April Fool's Day early?

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm too excited, I haven't introduced myself to you yet." The foreigner finally stood up, bowed his waist and said respectfully, "My name is Valentin, and I am a messenger sent by His Royal Highness the Regent. In danger, Your Majesty, please return as soon as possible to lead the people to defeat the evil enemy!"

"..." Zhou Wei stared at him for two seconds, then pointed to the living room, "You come in first."

"Yes, Your Majesty!" The messenger who called himself "Valentine" immediately walked in obediently, and stood at the place where the extension line of Zhou Wei's arm crossed the ground, not missing an inch.

Zhou Wei closed the door, went to the dining table and picked up a colander. Feeling that it was not in his hand, he changed another folding stool, turned the wheel, whirring, pointed at him and said ferociously: "Speak human!"

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty, you don't believe me?" Valentin looked innocent, untied the backpack on his shoulders, and took out a black stone from it, "This is a letter written by His Royal Highness, please You have a look."

Being so stubborn is also drunk... Zhou Wei nodded at him with a folding stool: "Okay, you can do it, the props are all ready." Putting down the folding stool, took a stone, "Okay, I'll just take a look, don't look at it Sorry for your filial piety!"

Strange to say, this prop used some kind of technology, Zhou Wei just touched it with light blue fluorescence, after three seconds, the fluorescence gradually condensed into a three-dimensional head portrait of a man.

"Your Excellency." The avatar actually started to speak, "When this letter is activated, it means that Valentin has found you. This is really a great blessing for the empire! Please come back with Valentin and save the people in the world. In the midst of fire and water! Please forgive me for not being able to pick you up in person, because evil enemies are attacking our country, I must stay on the land of my home planet and defend the supreme dignity of the royal family for you!"

"High-end goods." Zhou Wei looked at the stone upside down for a long time, and asked Valentin, "Where is the switch?"

"There is no switch." Valentin said sincerely, "It is made of one-half volcanic black crystal rock. After the regent puts the ending sign, only your majesty who has royal blood can open it." See Zhou Wei was still studying endlessly there, and couldn't help reminding, "Rub the black crystal rock with your finger, and the message will continue."

In the middle of the night, Zhou Wei's drowsiness was interrupted by this absurd farce, and it was the first time that he discovered that human beings are actually kind of cute - too funny, isn't it?

Since it's funny and loves to act, then let him cooperate. Zhou Wei rubbed and rubbed kindly, and sure enough, the head of the "Regent" began to speak again.