The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

"We'd like to go to the planet 'Herky Utrangos Mansa'."

Although Mr. Hunter has completely put on a "not welcome" attitude, in order to spend the least amount of money back to "good base oil", Zhou Wei decided to try harder: "Sorry, this task is different from your previous time." The schedule is a bit conflicted, because the distance is long, it will take about a few months of your time."

"Hmm." Georg raised his eyebrows and gave him an insincere and apologetic smile, "That's a pity, Mr. Zhou, for personal reasons, I don't accept long-term tasks for the time being."

Zhou Wei was originally a little socially incompetent, and he didn't know how to deal with his arrogant attitude, so he could only frown in confusion.Georg glanced at him gloatingly, and said lightly: "You should find someone else, do you want me to recommend some? Or go to the information desk to check it yourself?"

"Mr. Qiao!" Valentin managed to persuade Zhou Wei, fearing that he would back down again because of the transportation arrangement, so he hurriedly said to Georg, "Please don't refuse us in a hurry, our country is facing a huge crisis. disaster, only you can help us..."

"Wait!" Georg suddenly changed his expression and interrupted him, "What planet did you say you were going to?"

"Planet 'Hergiutlan Gangsi Mansa'." A gleam of hope ignited in Valentin's eyes.

Georg was thoughtful, and said to himself: "What the hell is that?"

Zhou Wei's black line: "It's not a ghost, it's the planet 'Hejiyutrangsi Mansa', or 'Good Base Oil' planet for short!"

"Hey, I haven't heard of it!" Georg's lazily squinting eyes suddenly widened, and he asked Valentin, "Do you have a map of the star field? Open it to me and see where your 'good base oil' is." !"

"Yes, yes!" Valentin was overjoyed, and quickly opened the holographic map to find "good base oil".At this time, Zhou Wei noticed that Georg's eyes were very beautiful. Although he had single eyelids, his eyeliner was very long and his eyelashes were curled up. When he squinted, he was lazy and elegant. There is also a thin layer of pale gold faintly.

He must be of mixed race, not just a mix of Chinese and foreigners, maybe alien blood.Zhou Wei took advantage of Georg's leaning to look at the map of the star field, carefully studied the drink in front of him, and determined that it contained the blood of some kind of animal, and there might be more than one kind.

Are there any planets in the universe that drink blood?

"Hey..." Georg looked at the star field map in Valentin's hand, as if he had discovered something great, and said with joy, "This place where the birds don't shit, it's amazing! The troops of the whole kingdom are assembled You may not be able to find it even if you look up, hahahaha that's great!"

The lord who has been ridiculed again and again is silent, but...he said the army?What kingdom's army?Why did the army want him?Is he an earthling?Or some alien fugitive?

"I'll take your business!" Jog seemed to fall in love with the planet 'Hergiutlan Gunsmansa' at first sight, and immediately made a quick decision after seeing the star field map, "You don't need to fill out the mission application form, I will just Drafting a contract." While talking, he turned on the holographic optical brain to write the contract, "The price is calculated according to the center's regular calculation, and the departure time is set in a week - my ship has just returned from a mission and needs an annual inspection. The land is too far away, so I have to make some preparations."

Happiness came so suddenly, Zhou Wei and Valentin were a little silly.

"Who will sign?" Georg was very efficient and quickly wrote the contract.

"Let me do it." Zhou Wei took a look at the contract and heaved a sigh of relief—the price was just within his tolerance, and it would be about the same if he sold the Harley motorcycle.

"Thank you so much!" Valentin was so excited that he didn't know what to say, he took Georg's hand and shook it sincerely, as if he was shaking, "Thank you for accepting our commission, all'he The people of Keutrangos Mansa' will be grateful to you!"

Georg frowned and withdrew his hand, a little further away from the enthusiastic horse boy, but the table was round, so he found himself a little closer to the nasty facial paralysis (that is, Zhou Wei), so he moved back a little .

It's really tangled, the destination is so beautiful, why does the client hate it so much?It's better to leave them alone... No, no, I'm already a hunter, I have to have professional ethics...

Mr. Hunter quickly ended a round of ideological struggle. Over there, Zhou Wei had already signed the contract, and opened the online bank to transfer the advance payment to him: "Then it's settled, Mr. Qiao, we will come over on time next week. "

"Okay." The hunter who was not short of money closed the transfer panel without even looking at it, "By the way, it's just you two, no one else? Do you have a lot of stuff? Do you want me to set aside a separate cabin for storage? Do you have any special luggage prescribed by the port?"

"It's just the two of us, there shouldn't be much luggage." Zhou Wei said, he was already a poor man, and this time he planned to sell everything he could to make up for the travel expenses.

"That's good." Georg put away the contract and stretched out his hand, "It's a pleasant cooperation."

"Happy cooperation." Zhou Wei's patience with human beings has reached its limit, and he really didn't want to shake hands with him, so he pretended not to see him, nodded and said, "Let's go first, goodbye!"

Georg's right hand froze in the air, his single eyelid flashed, revealing a trace of anger.Seeing that the situation was not going well, the clever horse boy Valentin immediately held it with great enthusiasm: "Thank you, goodbye!"

Georg snorted coldly, quickly stopped before Valentin's fingers touched him, and put him aside: "No!"

These two people are really... awkward!The corner of Valentin's mouth twitched, and he sighed silently.

In the next seven days, Zhou Wei non-stop went through the resignation procedures, applied for an interstellar passport, and sold his property.Valentin followed him back and forth, packing the things to take away, and discussing the itinerary with Georg... On the night before departure, the dust finally settled and everything that needed to be done was done.

"Do you want to keep your cold light dagger? Or ask Georg to apply for a special consignment?" Zhou Wei asked Valentin while holding the checklist for the final check.

"I have already told him that it will be stored in his encrypted warehouse, and there is no need for special consignment." Valentin said, "Hey, that guy is really rich. You don't know, his encrypted warehouse is full of prohibited items. Weapons are simply a small arsenal! I went to check the itinerary with him that day, and it was an eye-opener."

"Wait." Zhou Wei paused his hand, "You said he has an arsenal on board? Isn't he a hunter? He's got so much ammunition for nothing? And when did the two of you have such a good relationship? Visit his private vault?"

Valentin smiled triumphantly: "You don't know my abilities? You know me well, otherwise His Royal Highness the Regent would not have sent me out to pick you up. As for Georg, which hunter doesn't have any private collections? Shuttle in the universe, no two brushes would have been abused to scum! The more prohibited weapons he has, the safer we will be."

Zhou Weichang has been to Mars as far as he is so old, and has no experience in long-distance interstellar travel. Hearing him say this makes sense, but out of caution, he still exhorts: "Be careful no matter what, I always feel Georg is a weird person, I heard him talking about kingdoms and armies the other day... By the way, he can’t be a fugitive, right?”

"No, look at his glamorous and noble temperament, how could he be a fugitive?" Valentin said, "To speak presumptuously, he is more like an emperor than you, Your Majesty."

How can I look like a king like me?Zhou Wei twitched the corners of his mouth, remembering the drink that Georg drank that day, and couldn't help asking: "By the way, do you know of any planet where people drink blood?"

"A lot." Valentin said, "Intelligent life forms on many planets have the habit of drinking blood. Prima people, Baker people... and your lord, don't you also like to drink blood?"

"When did I drink blood?" Zhou Wei felt nauseous.

"Didn't you bring your subordinates to eat Maoxuewang yesterday?" Valentin said with a slobber, "and the duck blood vermicelli soup that was taken out this morning is also good... It's a pity that we won't be able to eat it when we go back. Good oil' planet, blood is sacred."

"..." Zhou Wei felt that there was no way to play with this magical pony anymore, so he waved his hand and said, "Okay, just take it as my intuition, anyway, be careful in everything!"

"That's that." Valentin nodded in agreement, "The journey is long, and everything must be considered carefully."

"Huh?" The fat panda who was lying on the dining table secretly digging out the sugar bowl heard someone calling his name, and shivered reflexively. Big wads of toilet paper fell out too.

"Aw!" the panda yelled and ran away, shivering in the gap between the cabinet and the wall.

"Stealing candy again!" Zhou Wei roared angrily, and rushed over to grab the fat panda's ear and drag it out, "Seeing that I'm busy these two days, I can't do it right? Do you think I'm blind? Half a jar of candy is taken away by you!" When you run out of food, you still dare to stuff toilet paper in there to refill! You've become an asshole!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the fat panda rolled and struggled to get rid of his hand, crawled to the side of the suitcase and rubbed it, then climbed to the side of the travel bag and arched it, opened the zipper, and stuffed its big head in.

"..." Zhou Wei looked at it's stupidity, and sighed, "Okay, come out, that's not your place." It was careless to say it, and I didn't remember the panda after packing up for a few days. Just now Valentin said "considerate"—isn't it "considerate"?

Early the next morning, Zhou Wei took Ma Zai and Panda to the Hunter Center by shuttle, pulled the luggage to the dock where the "Dracula" was parked with a trailer, and then sent Georg a boarding request.

Half a minute later, the rear hatch opened, and Georg's indifferent voice came from the intercom: "Come in."

Probably because the annual inspection has just been done, the interior of the "Dracula" is warmer than when it was last time, and the humidity is not so heavy, which makes people feel much more comfortable.The strange sweet smell is still there, but maybe it's because he has eaten more Maoxuewang and duck blood vermicelli soup recently, Zhou Wei feels that he can still accept it.

"What the hell is this?!" A startled and inexplicable voice came from the other end of the corridor, and Georg stared at Zhou Wei as if he had seen a ghost... the panda behind him, "What do you mean you brought a bear?"

The freelancer at work looks a lot more normal. Georg is wearing a dark blue work uniform today, with a freelancer badge around his neck and a tie. His curly black hair is neatly arranged, but his face is still pale, and his lips are still pale. It was as red as if it had just drunk blood.

Anyway, very handsome.

"Sorry, I forgot to report to you earlier." Zhou Wei could only bite the bullet and begged him, "This is the panda I just adopted. The adoption certificate was issued only the day before yesterday. Normally, I can't adopt it within half a year, otherwise I will Lose its ownership, please think of a way." Seeing Georg's expression of dying, he tried to squeeze out a stiff smile, "It's called Zhouquan, it's the same as my own son, haha."

"... I was really defeated by you!" Georg frowned, "It will take off in half an hour, you guys do this for me, how do you hide such a big bear? It seems to be a second-class protected animal? If caught, my license will be revoked!"

"No, no, the supplementary provisions of the Wildlife Protection Law introduced three years ago, the number of pandas has increased significantly, and now it is no longer a second-class protected animal." Zhou Wei said hurriedly, "Otherwise, I would not adopt it."

With a grumpy expression on his face, Georg waved his hands and said, "Forget it, bring it in, damn it. Don't let it run around, don't defecate anywhere, my cleaning robot can't handle panda dung!"

Zhou Wei breathed a sigh of relief—fortunately, he didn't mention the extra money.

A hunter who is not short of money is a good one!

It doesn't matter if you are a fugitive!