The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

The reason why Zhou Wei took the second best option and only moved to the Dragon’s Nest instead of asking Valentin to open the dragon rope was because he found that King Bield was really against this matter, to the point of opposing with his life .Today, he has not solved the mystery of his life experience, and even Shenlong has just been summoned, there is no need to get into a fight with the regent immediately, the purpose of controlling him is to be with Shenlong, take the dragon away and move him here Actually there is not much difference.

"Why do you think he is so opposed to my getting close to Shenlong?" On the way back to the dragon's nest, Zhou Wei asked his handsome vampire bodyguard.In view of their friendship with the shit-shoveling officer and the altar collapse incident, he has unknowingly regarded Georg as half of his own.

Well, the main reason is that this guy has a beast aura that normal people don't have, which makes him have an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

"Probably...for the chick complex?" Gulliver was actually a little surprised at King Beard's obsession with Percy. It stands to reason that Zhou Wei is the only descendant of the knight clan and the only person who can control the dragon in legend. It should be like guarding against thieves.The only explanation is that King Bield did not believe in evil, and felt that he could control Shenlong by some means.That's right, the credibility of a legend thousands of years ago has to be compromised. Besides, King Beard is such a strong and domineering man, so it's understandable that he thinks he can break the legend.

Of course, it is doomed not to succeed.

"Chicken complex?" Zhou Wei thought for a while, and said, "He is afraid that the dragon will spend time with me as soon as he comes out, and he will only listen to me in the future? But isn't this a matter of course? I am a knight, and so is the dragon. I summoned it."

"But he has been in charge of the Heji Empire for more than ten years, and he may have regarded everything here as his personal property." Gulliver said, "You don't think he brought you back just to give you back the throne, do you?" I guess he has tried to summon the dragon countless times in the past ten years, but he had to go to the earth to find you because he couldn't summon it. In his eyes, you are just a summoner, and everything you summon should be It belongs to him, understand?"

"Probably." Zhou Wei has no obsession with Heji's throne, so it doesn't matter if Bield regards himself as the lord or the summoner, but he absolutely cannot tolerate people coveting his pets, which is the greatest punishment for a breeder. Violation! "Now it turns out that only I can control the dragon I summoned, and he can't touch him at all. So what can he do?"

"Control you." Gulliver shrugged, "Threatening you to use you, grab your weakness, or use other methods." There are not too many such plots in dog blood online novels, kidnapping your family. , Take your virginity forcibly, and give you some drugs if you are serious...Of course I will never let this happen haha.

Zhou Wei's expression was a little blank, he straightened his eyes and thought for a long time, then suddenly his expression changed, and he said: "I have to bring Zhou Quan here quickly! Maybe they will attack my panda soon!" Pointing a gun at his head, King Peter questioned him with a grinning smile, "Would you like a dragon or a panda?" He suddenly felt that life was cruel and unbearable, and he wished he could parachute immediately to save the panda!

Sure enough, the only thing he was worried about was the fat man... Gulliver sighed secretly, and comforted him: "Don't worry, the situation is not that tense yet, and besides, the regent has just thawed out, so he has to soften before giving orders."

"Oh, yes." Zhou Wei calmed down a little, and said, "Anyway, let's go back to the palace first, bring the panda to the dragon's nest, and pack our luggage by the way... By the way, do you want to move here with me?"

"Of course." Gulliver said without hesitation, "I'm your bodyguard."

"Thank you for your hard work." Zhou Wei said sincerely, "I will give you a raise."

"Okay." Gulliver chuckled, "Let the regent give me a raise."

The two looked at each other for a moment, then laughed obscenely at the same time...

After returning to the dormitory to pack his luggage, Zhou Wei dragged the panda and brought the horse back to the Dragon's Nest again.It was completely dark, and the island where the dragon's nest was located was planted with a large area of ​​dragon licorice. The ball-shaped flower buds the size of a fist shone with light green fluorescence, like small lanterns, half-illuminating the path leading to the semicircular building. Light and half dark.It was the first time for Zhou Quan to come here, and he seemed very curious. He turned his buttocks and threw himself into the grass, moved around for a long time, and found that it was not delicious, so he ran out in frustration, hugging Zhou Wei's thigh and groaning in dissatisfaction. : "Ah um..."

Zhou Wei habitually dragged the panda forward, while stroking its head comfortingly: "Hey, I'll be there soon, and I'll give you supper later."

Gulliver followed behind with a luggage cart, thinking curiously: Will the panda get mad when he finds out that Percy has occupied his status as a cute pet?

The dragon nest was quiet, with a few lamps lit on the four walls, and the light was dim. The three dragon slaves stood sadly on the periphery of the circle with the dragon rope as the radius. Seeing Zhou Wei coming in, they immediately greeted Zhou Wei as if seeing a savior: "Your Majesty You are finally here! Ever since you left, Shenlong has been quarreling, neither eating nor drinking, and kicking the kettle away... It’s not that we don’t obey your orders, it’s really that it is disobedient!”

"Ah? Is there such a thing?" Zhou Wei tried hard to break the panda's claws on his thighs, and ran over in three steps at a time. Under the wings, the long and gorgeous tail feathers curled up to cover the eyes, and the feathers on the neck fluctuated slightly with breathing, exuding the violent aura of "don't get close to strangers" all over the body.

Zhou Wei approached cautiously, uncovered a piece of fluorescent white tail feathers, touched the bridge of its nose with his finger: "Wake up, why don't you eat, aren't you hungry?"

"Huh." Bailong didn't even open his eyes, with an arrogant look of "you keep ignoring me".Zhou Wei was a little amused, and felt that its tail feathers felt very good to the touch, a bit metallic, and soft and slippery, so he twirled it with his fingers: "Hey, wake up!"

"Huh!" Bailong pretended to be angry and bluffed him loudly, spread his wings, and exposed his whole head from below, opened his front eyes, and stared at him fiercely, "Aww!"

"I'm sorry I didn't get the key." Zhou Wei reached out to hold its chin.Bai Long snorted angrily and dodged away.Zhou Wei persevered and continued to support him, and Bai Long let him support him after a few more times, with an expression of "I really can't help you".

That look is so funny, especially the shy and resentful little eyes, which can make people cute. Zhou Wei couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. He scratched the bottom of its chin with his left hand twice, and stroked the short feathers on his neck with his right. : "But I have already moved here to live with you, don't worry, no one will dare to bully you with me, including Uncle Popsicle!"

"Huh?" Bai Long seemed to understand, tilted his head to look at him, his golden eyes gradually showed a gleam of joy, rubbed his chin against his palm, and suddenly stuck out his tongue to lick his face.

"Hey!" Zhou Wei didn't pay attention to the saliva that was smeared on his face, took a step back, and said angrily, "Don't lick indiscriminately!" After watching for a long time, Zhou Wei finally realized that his position in the master's heart seemed to be affected. In response to the threat, a big white guy even licked his master's face—it was its patent before—immediately his anger grew from his heart to his guts, and he broke free from Gulliver's hands with a sound of "Ow!" on the leash, and slammed it headfirst into Percy's stomach!

With a sound of "dong", the panda was hit somersault by the hard scales, and let out a tragic cry on the ground: "ahhh!" Percy was also startled by it, raised his paw and looked around But, with an innocent expression on his face.

"Quan'er, don't make trouble." Zhou Wei bent down and picked up the panda, hugging his arms and touching his head, "Come on, let's get acquainted, this is a new member of our family, it is a Lei Zelong, and its name is..." Yes, I haven't named my dragon yet, what should I call it?thoughtful?careful?The surroundings... seem to be a bit unworthy of its glamorous, noble and domineering appearance...

"Call it Percy." Gulliver interjected at the right time, because he really had doubts about Zhou Wei's ability to name—this one is called "around" and "Zhou Quan", which is too careless. Do you have?His green tea cousin brother is Prince Baker, the pride of the Gamma Galaxy, what if he is chosen as a more down-to-earth one?

"Percy?" Zhou Wei rubbed his chin, and silently repeated the name twice in his mouth. It felt strange, but it was a bit of a mouthful to match his last name, "Zhou Percy?"

"...whatever pet's surname should be, just Percy." Gulliver seriously objected, "Look at other people's pets who have both names and surnames, aren't they all 'Doudou' and 'Lele' , 'Two Dogs' or something like that?"

"Hmm..." Zhou Wei was thoughtful, "Ergou is also good..."

Gulliver couldn't help but gloated and laughed: "That's right."

Percy: Stop it!

"Forget it, let's hand it over to Percy. It sounds like a dragon, and the second dog sounds like a cat." Zhou Wei decided to follow the good advice, so he accepted Gulliver's suggestion, and turned to pat the back of Percy's neck. , "Hey, from now on your name will be Percy, it sounds nice, doesn't it?"

"Oh——" Shenlong lifted his neck happily, let out a long and melodious howl, and gave his brother who was not confused by the cover of his wings a thumbs up: Well done!

Everyone was happy, and the whole dragon nest was filled with a warm and harmonious atmosphere. After being bored with the master for a while, Shenlong scratched his belly to express that he was hungry. When the dragon slave brought barbecue, raw fish and sugar water, it didn't lose its temper anymore and obediently ate it. I started to eat.Zhou Wei asked his subordinates to help him make a huge floor bed in the corner of the dragon's nest. Gulliver slept on one side, he slept on the other side, and Zhou Quan's nest was placed next to him.

Gulliver finally felt that the God of Destiny had favored him a little. After a long time of deliberation and tossing, Percy was finally the first to sleep in the same bed with his suspected destined partner, but he was actually the one on the floor!

Sure enough, people are not as good as heaven is! Hahahahahaha!

But soon he found that he was too happy too early. Not long after going to bed, Percy started to play tricks, asking for water for a while, and begging for a back, Zhou Wei When he was with him, he would obediently lie on his stomach like a cat, and when Zhou Wei went back to sleep, he dragged the iron chain "jingling" and running around, making Gulliver almost have a nervous breakdown!

"It's endless!" After one jingle, Gulliver jumped up unbearably, and rushed over with the electric shock device as if to shock him, "My patience has a limit, Percy!"

"..." Percy dragged the iron chain and tilted his head to look at him, stretched out his right paw where Zhou Wei couldn't see, and gave him a middle finger.Gulliver was furious, waving the electric shock device and said: "You really think I dare not shock you, you idiot, you are so hot in the middle of the night, bang bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang? Do you want someone to sleep!"

Percy's piercing golden eyes looked at him provocatively, and gave him a "you bite me" expression, and pulled down his lower right eyelid with his middle finger: despise you!He's cheap and good-looking, if you dare to sleep in the same bed with him, try it!I can't kill you!

"You!" Gulliver was mad at him, and turned on the electric shock device to shock him.

"Stop!" Zhou Wei pressed his hand at the critical moment, "Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light, animals are like this, low IQ and ignorant, we human beings should coax and educate them like children, we can't just punish them, let's talk It has been sealed for thousands of years, and it has just started to come into contact with humans, so there must be a lot of incompatibility, wait for me to slowly admonish it, and everyone will get used to it."

"Ha!" Gulliver sneered sarcastically, and said to Percy, "Okay, I'm not as knowledgeable as you, I'm low-intelligence and ignorant?"

Percy didn't use any means to achieve his goal, so he didn't care how much he laughed at himself. Anyway, his high IQ is a fact recognized by the whole universe, and Gulliver doesn't need to admit it at all!

"Okay, you're ruthless!" Gulliver could be considered as shameless after being persuaded by his fine point, he dropped the electric shock device and went back to sleep, "Quan'er, come back and sleep with me, you should be good!"

The fat panda lay innocently on the gun, heard someone calling his name, woke up from his sleep, found that Zhou Wei had left the floor, immediately climbed out of his den, and ran to his master with his ass twisting: "Ah, yes!" sleep with you!

The disgusted Gulliver scratched his head violently, got into the bed and covered his face: "Go away! I'll go to sleep first!"

"Yes, you should go to sleep first, lest you get double eyelids again, and you must keep it if it hasn't swollen for several days." Zhou Wei agreed, rolled up the floor bed on his side, dragged it to Percy, and it Put together the straw mats, dragged Zhouquan's nest and put it on the other side, said: "Okay, now I will accompany you two, sleep and sleep."

Satisfied, Percy immediately lay down next to him, her appearance was more docile and virtuous than the emperor's concubine.Zhou Wei liked its obedient appearance, patted its back in praise, and got into bed.Immediately Percy curled his magnificent tail feathers around him, claiming ownership.

The cold wind blew past with a "shh--", and the withered yellow leaves floated under the feet of the neglected Fat Gungun. Zhouquan let out a very desolate "huh-huh", but no one paid any attention, so he had to crawl into the nest and lie down, hugging his front paws. Head, sneak a peek at the huge dragon on the master's side through the gaps in the claws--it's so annoying, it's unforgivable to be more cute than me!

Dad, when did you cut it up and make meatballs for me?

Sensing the danger, Percy opened one eye and glanced at the panda, frowning secretly: What's wrong with this cannibalistic look?

Omnivores are such a nuisance!