The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

His Majesty lived in the dragon's nest like this, with his panda, his horse boy and his dragon.

The happiest dragon slaves are the dragon slaves, because the dragon they have to serve is intermittently manic, and only when His Majesty is around will he be quiet, obedient, and like a good person, no, he is a good dragon Same.As soon as His Majesty leaves, it immediately becomes a cold and domineering toubob who refuses everything and kicks everything he sees.You can't make phone calls yet, and you can't make electricity—if you eat or fly every day, I'm afraid this guy will keep all the food he swallowed in his heart, waiting for someone to hit his head and spray it to relieve the pressure.

If it is frozen into ice cubes, the bubbles will melt, and you can try it when it is burned into coke, haha.

So His Majesty the Lord should live here with peace of mind, everyone can live for two more days.

His Royal Highness the Regent had not healed from frostbite, and temporarily had no energy to ask about dragon taming, so Zhou Wei became his dragon tamer with peace of mind.He is not in a hurry to let the dragon go up to the sky. To be honest, he has never raised a large bird before, especially one that can fly in the sky on a ride. If you fall, you can break a leg at most, and the dragon knight will not be able to ride stably and fall... Yaoshou, it seems that the parachute will be the standard equipment for going out in the future.

So it’s better to have a long-term plan for this kind of thing, at least to cultivate a tacit understanding and relationship with the mount, Zhou Wei clenched his fist secretly!

In terms of cultivating the relationship with animals, he is quite good at it. Generally, animals mainly rely on feeding.For lower animals, if they have milk, they are their mothers. For example, Zhou Quan, nothing is as good as fruit candy.But this dragon doesn't seem to be very interested in food. Every time he just takes two casual bites to eat, he doesn't even look at it.

So it really came from Shenlong, with a higher level of pursuit... So what is the higher level of pursuit?Zhou Wei used his energy to do his graduation thesis in the Academy of Agricultural Sciences back then, and mobilized his younger brother and nine dragon slaves to search information and set up a salon together, discussing the scientific issue of "how to please intermittently manic dragons".

The dragon slaves did not expect that one day they would be able to hold a meeting with His Majesty the tall Lord, and felt very honored.They were trained by the regent to serve Shenlong earlier, and they knew some superficial knowledge of raising dragons, so they hurriedly showed Zhou Wei the training materials they collected at the beginning.

Dragon Nujia: "Your Majesty, look at this. This book says that most dragons like shiny things, such as gold and precious stones, the ancestors of the ancestors... Legend has it that his dragons are all covered with gold war chests." Armor, as soon as you put on this gleaming golden armor, Shenlong will be invincible as if injected with chicken blood!"

Percy/Gulliver: What the hell!

Qiao Jianjian: Seek to be golden as a whole!I want to make a blingbling hyperspace mecha!

"Oh... is there a way to motivate with a lower cost?" Zhou Wei put all his money together to buy a gold ring for his dragon (mainly because the claws are thicker) and build a set of gold armor ... Hehe, forget it.

"Yes!" Long Nuyi hurriedly presented his research results, "Lei Zelong is serious about face control, and he likes all kinds of beautiful human beings, especially beauties with big breasts and thin waists. According to historical records, the Heji Kingdom once split In order to defeat Dong Heji, the lord of Xiheji did not hesitate to gather young beauties from all over the country and put them on the battlefield. Sure enough, all the dragons of Dongheji were attracted by the beauties, and their combat effectiveness was greatly reduced, and some even surrendered with their masters on their backs. Siheki."

Color control?Percy's eyes flicked across Zhou Wei's side face: Well, this is a little bit, but I seem to only control a certain color.

Zhou Wei took the information and scanned it, and there was a black line all over his head. It turns out that "beauty trap" is still used in this way, but... where can he find beautiful women? "anything else?"

"Yes." Long Nubing said, "There are also some dragons who have special hobbies, such as like to smell gasoline, like human dandruff, like to lick pencil leads... But these are niche hobbies, not every dragon has special hobbies. There are, in terms of universality, gold and beauty."

Gold and beautiful women... This hobby is really simple and crude.Zhou Wei had a headache, rubbed his forehead with his fingers, and looked at Gulliver.Gulliver's lower eyelids trembled, and he shrugged: "Don't look at me, I don't have that much gold, I only have common coins."

well!It’s really hard for me to be poor. If only I were Lord Heji, I would get a lot of gold for my dragon to lick every minute... For the first time, Zhou Wei had the urge to compete with King Bield for power , and then felt deeply ashamed of my idea of ​​being like a foolish king—forget about my forbidden disease, let’s not harm a country.

"Your Majesty, are you worried about money?" Seeing His Majesty's tangled expression, Long Nu finally understood what he was worried about for a long time, and immediately said, "You don't have to worry about this at all. Although the treasury is tight in the front line, His Royal Highness said The money that should be spent still needs to be spent, back then he had prepared a large amount of funds for the 'Shenlong Project', if you want to do something for Shenlong, just spend it directly."

It turned out that there were still special funds, Zhou Wei was relieved all of a sudden, and said: "In this case, let's try the methods you said first, money and beauties, we will do everything."

Percy/Gulliver: wtf? !

The dragon slaves were very active, so they prepared half of what His Majesty asked for that night.When Zhou Wei went out for dinner, he was almost blinded when he returned to the Dragon's Nest—a whole ton of gold was piled up in front of him!

Gold coins, gold bars, and ornaments and utensils made of gold... Countless gold goods are piled up in the middle of the dragon's nest in such a mess, like a small hill.His dragon squats on the top of this small hill, its belly and claws are completely buried in gold, several strings of gold chains are hung on its wings, and a huge golden crown inlaid with rubies is tilted on its head. Jinyan, with that appearance, no matter how you look at it, you look like an upstart!

"So many..." Zhou Weichang had never seen so much gold at his age, and was completely stunned. He dragged his panda over for a long time, picked up a gold coin and took a bite, oh my god, it's true, not 998 , not 668, but 9999 pure gold!

The fat panda was also dazzled by the golden mountain's light, dragged its saliva, crawled over and licked it, picked up a gold coin and licked it, found it was not sweet, threw it down in frustration, and ran to Percy's food bowl again Look for leftovers.Percy glanced at it coldly and noblely, stretched out his paws and pulled his bowl into the pile of gold and buried it - treating ex must be as cold as winter!

Zhou Quan ran away crying.

"This is all the gold that Xinghuan's internal affairs department can find in a short period of time." Seeing that His Majesty's expression was a little blank (of course he is usually blank), Long Nu explained, "Some of the gold objects are temporarily collected from various palaces. Yes, I didn't have time to melt it into gold coins. But it seems that Your Excellency Shenlong doesn't care much about this, but prefers things with crafted shapes, such as this crown, which was prepared for the queen when the king was married. The queen doesn't like it It’s useless, but I put it on myself as soon as I got it.”

Zhou Wei looked up at the dragon wearing the crown crookedly on his neck, and couldn't help admiring happily: "It's really a natural king's style, and I know it's a crown!"

Gulliver handed over the knife at the right time: "It's the crown, Your Majesty." A gong who likes to wear the crown so much is drunk, Percy, your shamelessness will definitely be recorded in the annals of the bat rainbow dragon family.

Percy gave him a contemptuous look, and straightened the crown with the tips of his wings, indicating that I will wear it, what can you do?

Zhou Wei didn't have any idea about the crown and the back crown. Anyway, in his eyes, his dragon was good everywhere. He turned to the dragon slave and asked, "Do you think it likes this gold?"

"I think I like it very much." Long Nu said flatteringly, "As soon as the gold was transported, it squatted on it and did not move its nest. It also arranged the pile of gold into the current state. Don't you think it looks like a bird's nest?"

"Yes." Zhou Wei stroked his chin in satisfaction. This is the posture of squatting in the golden nest. No matter how you look at it, it looks like it is hugging... It is a male dragon, right?

Everyone was happy, so everyone slept around gold that night.Percy was lying on the gold pile, and Zhou Wei was lying beside the gold pile, covered with Percy's tail feathers.Zhou Quan was lying on the other side of Zhou Wei, and sneaked to the side of the gold pile in the middle of the night to try to dig out Percy's food bowl. When Percy found out, he slapped him away with his paw. In the end, Gulliver took it in and hugged it in his arms. I comforted myself in my arms.

So the next day Zhou Wei found that his panda seemed to have developed an intimate relationship with his bodyguard, and he felt a little uncomfortable.Percy is happy to see the result: dear brother, just accept this annoying ex, I will definitely bless you!

After breakfast, the dedicated dragon slaves brought the other half gifts to please Shenlong—ten charming girls with big breasts and thin waists.

Looking at the rows of fresh and juicy Heggy girls, Zhou Wei once again lamented that his dog eyes were going to go blind: Heggy girls are so beautiful!Tall, with a front and a back, big light gray eyes embedded in a snow-white face, flickering, and even his own forbidden disease is showing signs of improvement!

Percy's eyes didn't glance at the girls at all, he watched Zhou Wei the whole time, seeing that his expression was a little empty, the flames of jealousy suddenly blazed, dragged the chains and rushed in front of the girls, without saying a word, there was a long howl : "Koujie——"

The icy cold blasted over, and the girls were instantly dumbfounded, screaming and running away.One of them ran in the wrong direction without thinking, and fell headlong into the gold pile. When he turned around and saw the dragon staring at him fiercely, he was so frightened that he grabbed the gold coin and threw it, "cracking" and hitting Percy on the head.

"Wow——" The beast turned into a white lotus in a second, and Percy immediately shrank behind Zhou Wei after being attacked, and dug the scattered gold coins to his feet with his big paws, looking at the beautiful woman with his head over his shoulder in horror, anxiously Hum: So scary!My golden nest has been occupied by a female, the master will help me get it back soon...

Zhou Wei was pierced by the terrified screams of all the beauties, and his forbidden disease immediately returned to the previous rank, and it might have worsened, so he hurriedly called Long Nu: "Quickly, let them calm down and don't be afraid, my The dragon won't hurt them... let them out, don't be frightened." Don't frighten my dragon either.

As for who caused such an instigator, His Majesty completely ignores it selectively.

After all the turmoil, version 2.0 of the "Project to Ingratiate the Dragon" was declared a failure, and the frightened girls were sent out. Zhou Weiyi apologized to them and doubled the labor fee, which finally appeased them.

"It's really a crime... It seems that there are also uncontrollable dragons." Zhou Wei was exhausted, and he had to appease his dragon when he returned to the dragon's nest.Your Excellency Shenlong has gathered all the gold coins into his nest, lying on it and guarding it motionless, as if he is afraid that there will be another screaming female animal to snatch him.Zhou Wei was amused by the look of it staring at it, and patted its head: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's all yours, and I won't let them come in the future."

"Woooo..." Bailong expressed his lingering fear, and poked Zhou Wei's face with the tip of his pen. There was a lip print on it, which was kissed by a sister paper to express his gratitude when the labor fee was paid out.

"It's just the most common face kiss ceremony here." Zhou Wei took out a tissue and wiped it off. For some reason, he felt a guilty conscience of being caught, and laughed twice, and said, "It won't happen in the future, hehe..." Then he said Why am I explaining this to a pet!

The dragon slaves were relieved - it's great that they only like gold, but it's very troublesome to support beautiful women.

Gulliver's lower limit was refreshed almost every day when Percy was pretending to be a dragon, and today he was even more so. He took time to find a time when Zhou Wei was away and asked Percy: "What are you doing? Don't you always regard money as the most important thing?" Is it dung? Why are you clinging to these gold objects? Don’t you feel panicked lying on them?”

Percy looked left and right to see if there was no one, and rolled his eyes at him: "Zhou Wei likes it. Anyway, the regent plundered the money, so don't waste it, just help him save some. Well, it's worth it if I give up."

"..." Have you started saving money for your wife?It's really intoxicating to give up even the most basic principles of life... Gulliver felt that his offline status had been refreshed again, and sneered, "Then he still likes beautiful women, why don't you save some for him!"

Percy said lightly, "I don't like it."

"..." The logic was completely necrotic, and Gulliver seemed to hear the sound of himself completely collapsing offline.

After the gold coin incident, Zhou Wei felt that the distance between himself and Shenlong had been shortened a lot. Sometimes, if he scratched it well, his generous Shenlong would let him wear his favorite crown for a while-this is placed among human beings. For a while, he probably regarded him as a good brother who wore a pair of trousers, right?What a friendship of gold!

Sure enough, discovering common hobbies is the basis for cultivating relationships!Zhou Wei almost wanted to praise his wisdom. When the two of them squatted on the pile of gold and counted money together, he could often feel an unprecedented pleasure of soul-to-heart connection.

At this point, Zhou Wei began to think about the issue of heaven.After all, Percy is a dragon, and he is a dragon knight. He shouldn't be nesting in a small dragon's nest all the time (?), and the war is still going on outside. I heard that the Issa overthrew the peace talks and are attacking the defense line of Mount Liusai, the front line A lot of Huggies have died.

Regardless of who is righteous and who is evil, the people are innocent. If Shenlong can really quell the war, at least it can prevent blood from flowing into rivers on both sides.

Well, he is at least worthy of that pile of gold.