The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

The farce of how to train the dragon came to an end temporarily because of King Beard's freezing.

The Lord Regent who had been frozen into an ice sculpture was carried back to his bedroom by Valentin and Gulliver. The guards and dragon slaves who were injured at the scene lined up to go to the Royal Hospital for medical treatment. In the end, only seven surviving followers remained in the Dragon Nest. And three new dragon slaves who changed shifts.Of course, there is also His Majesty the Lord and his green tea watch Dragon.

Percy still kept his "exhausted" appearance and knelt on the ground, with his head delicately resting on Zhou Wei's shoulder, and his neck leaning on Zhou Wei's chest. If it wasn't for his size, he might have wrapped himself up in Zhou Wei's body. But on the body!

But to be honest, master, no, the smell of the lord is really good, a bit like jiujiu pudding, with the sweetness of mint and rum, and a touch of cinnamon... Well, it should be sweat, But even the smell of sweat is sexy, man, the smell is enough!

And his body is so comfortable to hold, moderately soft and hard, not as soft as a fat panda, nor as hard as a rock like Gulliver, a bit like a queen, but stronger than a queen...

Mr. Shenlong, who lacks maternal love, is completely immersed in wonderful fantasies, and His Majesty the Lord who is carrying him-His Majesty is already tired and stiff and sweating profusely: Dear!you!real!of!too!Shen!up!

An adult bat rainbow dragon weighs over a thousand catties, and even a single head weighs tens of catties. Zhou Wei carried the dragon's head, which was equivalent to carrying two bags of noodles, and it took 10 minutes to carry it!

#Your Majesty needs a big health care#

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?" A dragon slave waited by the side for a long time, and found that the lord and Shenlong Qingqing were not showing any signs of abating, so he couldn't help but whispered, "You, do you need to rest for a while?"

"..." Zhou Wei desperately wanted to rest, but he was afraid that the dragon would go crazy again if he let go, so he hesitated and said, "Then you will carry it for me for a while?"

Long Nu: Your Majesty, you just pretended to be a child and never said anything!

Percy: Who's going to spray who!

In the end, Gulliver, who brought the ice sculpture back, rescued Zhou Wei: "Everyone get out, let Long Nu clean this place, and you, Your Majesty, get out too, there is too much soot and the air is too bad, stay here I’m afraid you’ll get pneumoconiosis if you go down!” It’s almost enough, some people, take advantage of it and find a more comfortable environment, if you don’t feel sorry for me, I still feel sorry for you, Zhou Wei’s nose is black!

Percy became sick in a second, "Ah, ah—" He sneezed four or five times in a row, spit on Long Nu's face, shook his head and tail to express that I would also get pneumoconiosis and I would go out, Lord loves me!

Zhou Wei was so distressed that he took out a facial tissue from his pocket to wipe Bailong's nose, took the opportunity to free his shoulders, and waved his hand: "Yes, everyone, get out!" He patted Percy's big head lovingly, "Hey, you go out too, let the uncles help you clean the nest..."

The subordinates and dragon slaves around nodded their heads and looked at Shenlong expectantly.

Percy's sharp golden eyes swept over everything: Who the hell wants to be my uncle?

The crowd couldn't look at the snake-spirited dragon, and they all turned their heads: This is what His Majesty said, so please point it out!

"Let's go." Zhou Wei appeased him a few times, feeling that Shenlong was relaxed, so he patted its neck, "Let's go out."

"Woooo..." Percy raised his paw aggrievedly, shaking it from side to side, and the chains jingled.Only then did Zhou Wei realize that it was in shackles, and asked Long Nu: "Where is the key? Untie it, and I will take it out."

"It can't be done." Long Nu panicked, "What if you let it go and hurt people, or run away, or retaliate against us for burning the palace? Please think twice, Your Majesty!"

"No." Zhou Wei is quite confident in his ability to tame animals. "With me watching it, it won't make trouble anymore. Besides, it is already tired and has no energy to breathe fire."

Long Nu said that spraying ice is also quite scary, so he said helplessly: "The key to bind the dragon rope is with Lord Valentin. If you want to open it, you can only go to him."

"Oh...then I'll ask him later." Zhou Wei hesitated and said, although he was a little bit human, but he grew up with supercilious eyes, and he still understood the ways of the world. It's not a bubble, it's obviously a bit inappropriate for him to ask Valentin for the key to release the perpetrator, so let's talk about it later.Then he asked Long Nu, "How long is the rope that binds the dragon?"

"60 meters, it was built according to five times the length of the dragon." Long Nu said, looking at Percy in confusion, "Ancient books record that the length of the dragon is 12 to [-] meters, but I didn't expect the actual size to be twice as fast. Those recorders really Totally unreliable..."

Percy tilted his head and looked at Zhou Wei innocently, saying that I don't know why I grew up so big.

"It's over-nourished." Zhou Wei scratched his head and said, "There are people who are tall, short, fat, and thin. Maybe this one just grows fat."

Percy frowned instantly: Where am I gaining weight? !I'm in standard shape!I can win the first prize in the Bat Rainbow Dragon Bodybuilding Competition, right? It's the special prize, the Lifetime Achievement Award!

Seeing that the feathers on the back of its neck suddenly exploded, Zhou Wei hurriedly patted his head to appease him: "Good boy, I just like you who are fat and fat." Hey, I also know that it is not good to be fat. It is against the sky for a dragon to love beauty so much...

"Huh——" Percy reluctantly accepted the adjective "fat", although it was far from the lifetime achievement award, but since the master liked it, then forget it.

For the next three hours, Zhou Wei dragged his Shenlong around the dragon nest like a grinder, using the dragon rope as a radius to avoid it, and asked the dragon slave to clean up the ground and replace it with new grass. Pads, bowls and jugs.Gulliver accompanied His Majesty the hard-working Lord the whole time, and the only feeling he had was: the sense of sight of driving a donkey is too strong and swollen!

After everything was settled, Zhou Wei saw that it was getting late, and decided to settle the ownership of his dragon before going to bed, and said to Gulliver, "Let's go and see the regent, and ask for the key by the way."

In fact, the order of priority in your heart is completely reversed, right?But it can be said that your EQ is not too low... Gulliver complained silently, nodded and said: "Okay."

Zhou Wei was afraid that the white dragon would go crazy again after leaving, so he didn't care if it could understand or not, so he stroked its neck and coaxed it gently: "I'll go and see the regent, well, it's the uncle who was sprayed into a popsicle by you, I'll see you after I get the key later, and I'll take you home at night."

Although Percy desperately didn't want to leave his beautiful and delicious (stop!) master, but thinking that the temporary separation was for future reunion, he grumbled aggrievedly for a while, turned his head and said: You go!

Seeing that it was awkward but apparently agreed, Zhou Wei heaved a sigh of relief and said to Long Nu, "Get it some water and food."

"But His Royal Highness the Regent said that he will starve it for a while..." Long Nu said hesitantly.

"Well, you are really a good subordinate of His Royal Highness the Regent." Zhou Weihan looked at Long Nu with a cold face, his reddened eyes were instantly filled with the domineering air of "Your Majesty the Lord", "I'm going to talk to His Royal Highness Please, let him allow you to feed my dragon something."

Long Nu was sweating coldly: "No, no, I'll go get ready. Please rest assured, Your Majesty. You are the only master of Xinghuan, and your subordinates will definitely obey your orders!" He knew that His Majesty doubted his loyalty because of this incident, so he had no choice but to die.

Gulliver secretly gave Zhou Wei a thumbs up: He is so brave, he looks like an emperor, he must have watched historical palace dramas a lot, right?Speaking of which one or two are better than Lao Tzu's acting skills, it really makes people anxious!

Zhou Wei snorted coldly, and walked away with his younger brother, leaving only the trembling Long Nu to face the intermittently manic Shenlong.

Dragon slave: "..." Σ(o﹏o)|||

Shenlong: "..." (? Dish?)

The ferry boat stopped at the Prince Regent's bedroom. It was the first time for Zhou Wei to visit King Beard's residence. Seeing the solemn surroundings and tight security, he immediately felt the same sigh as Percy did: This guy is really afraid of death, he must do it. I have a lot of regrets...

In the bedroom, the ice on King Beard's body had already melted, and he was shivering on the bed covering the thick quilt.Valentin was at his side, and Irma stood silently in a corner of the room with a tray.

"Your Majesty has come to see you, my lord," said Valentin softly.King Peter opened his eyes with a pale face, his voice was hoarse and trembling: "Your Majesty."

"How are you?" Zhou Wei originally came here for a cutscene, but when he saw his face turned pale and his mouth turned blue, he couldn't help but really worried about him: You can't just hang up like this, right?

"It's okay, just take a rest." King Beard cheered up, and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry, even if I fall ill, the soldiers on the front line will guard Mount Lieusai and prevent the Isa people from moving forward! "

This Grandpa Yue’s sense of sight, tattooed words are all in place... Zhou Wei wiped his forehead and said: "Uh, I don’t understand the war, but you are injured like this, you should take a good rest from now on, don’t worry." Don’t worry about taming the dragon anymore, just leave it to me.”

"No, Your Majesty, you must be careful, don't get close to that beast at will!" King Beard immediately became anxious, the dragon is mine!I can't let this brat take advantage of me when I'm sick! "Based on my experience in many battles, I have learned its tricks. Your Majesty, what if you are careless and hurt by it? After I die, how will I face the Lord Xianjun, and how will I face the thousands of people of Heji?! "

"..." Zhou Wei's face twitched when he heard the old saying, "You don't worry too much, I am a descendant of the knight clan, and I was born to be the master of the dragon. I have completely appeased it just now, and it is very quiet now."

"That's because the energy in its body has been completely consumed, so it has no energy to attack you for the time being!" King Bield said excitedly, I exhausted it with great difficulty, but you picked it up and leaked it, mt really can't afford to hurt ! "When it recovers, it will definitely take revenge on humans. Lei Zelong is a very cunning beast, and it is recorded in ancient books. Don't be fooled by it, Your Majesty!"

"No, I believe in my own judgment, it is friendly to me." Zhou Wei said firmly, "In short, you should rest well and give it to me to tame it. When you asked Valentin to find me back, Isn't it also for me to tame the Shenlong and defeat the Issa people? I am doing it for the Heji Empire's sake!"

"Blessed by God, the Issa people will definitely be driven away by us, but your majesty, your golden body must not be implicated by yourself. You summoned the dragon, which has brought great hope to our Heji Empire!" King De found that Zhou Wei began to imitate his majestic rhetoric, gritted his teeth with hatred, and his face still looked like a dedicated loyal minister, "Let the soldiers do the rest. In order to inherit the blood of the former king, you now The biggest task is to start a family and start a business as soon as possible, and extend the heirs..."

Hey, I can't even stand human beings. How can I start a family and start a business and continue to have heirs... Zhou Wei didn't expect that he would come up with the trick of forced marriage, but Wei Guangzheng is no one compared with him. Said: "Issa is still alive, why is it home? Regent, you are my role model! If you don't get married, I won't get married. Let us monarchs and ministers focus on driving the enemy out of the planet 'Hejiyutrangsimansa' first! Don't worry, I will teach Shenlong well as soon as possible, and ride it to cut off King Isa's head and put it in front of the tombstone of the late king!" When he said this, he was deeply moved by his fearless spirit of sacrifice, and he stroked his chest with his right hand and said: "Rest in peace, father!" Zhou Yi, go all the way and don't come back!

King Peter: Nima!

"Don't say anything!" Zhou Wei saw King Beard's expression of "who will fork this thing out for me", grabbed his cold right hand for the first time, and said earnestly, "His Royal Highness, don't get excited! , I know you understand me, and I will definitely live up to your expectations of me!" He said to Valentin, "Look, Your Highness has acquiesced, give me the key to bind the dragon rope!"

Valentin: "..." Earthlings are too capable of imitation, this is completely the rhythm of His Majesty Bield's possession, Wang I have long said that His Majesty is not as honest and dull as he seems, and the shadow of the panda's butt is still there. imprinted on my heart...

"No, forget it!" Seeing Valentin's hesitation, Zhou Wei immediately waved his hand, "Since His Royal Highness Peter is worried about my safety, I can't let you feel uneasy, so the dragon will continue to be locked in the dragon's lair. In order to let everyone Knowing my determination to defeat the Issa people, I will move to the dragon's lair from tonight, I will sleep with the dragon, I will be a qualified dragon knight, and I will never let my ancestors' fame be ashamed!"

"Pfft——" King Beard spat out a mouthful of old blood, Valentin's jaw fell with a "click", and even Irma, who was standing silently in the corner, shook her hands and almost dropped the tray to the ground .

Gulliver... Gulliver already feels that the world has completely collapsed: what about the facial paralysis, what about the aloof?Is it too hard for Shenlong?Such a terrifying acting skill broke out unexpectedly!

Forbidden dogs are horrible!

And he actually wants to move to the Dragon's Nest!Now that Percy's little watch is smashed, is he going to be overjoyed?不行我一定要跟上，绝对不能让他们单独过夜，珀西兽态那揍性，分分钟发|情，指不定闹出什么事来……对把胖熊猫也带上！

Many people are powerful!