The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

When Zhou Wei heard that the dragon he summoned after so much pains (?) was cut off halfway, he immediately became furious and brought his younger brother to seek revenge.

Unexpectedly, he ran all the way to the destination, and what he saw was such a scene - a huge hemispherical dragon's nest billowing with smoke, a piece of scorched earth, and the concentration of pm2.5 and above reached at least four digits!The three dragon slaves are all in black and gray, with explosive hair, and their white eyes are spinning non-stop on their dark faces.Twenty or thirty guards were all burnt to ragged clothes, some with pubic hair, some with white faces, and some with their buttocks exposed!

His Royal Highness the Prince Regent is considered the most respectable one among them, at least he has underwear, but his face is rather miserable, and he can sing "The Case of the Beauty" and "Changbanpo" basically without makeup.

What the hell is going on?Doomsday for Pompeii?Zhou Wei was furious at the beginning of the bullfight, and was ready to "be angry at the crown and become a blue face, and fight against the heroes with a folded stool". Seeing this tragic scene, he was completely stunned. He came back to his senses for a long time, and immediately shouted at the top of his voice : "Come here! It's flooded! Put out the fire! My dragon is still inside!"

Gulliver: "..." Sure enough, it is completely forbidden by human beings.

Percy: Love it!Sure enough, becoming a dragon is a wise decision!

"Your Majesty?!" Valentin ran to Zhou Wei in black, billowing in thick smoke, and said anxiously, "Why are you here? Hurry up, get out, the Shenlong has woken up, is going berserk, and has already sprayed seven or eight fireballs It's too dangerous here!"

"Seven or eight fireballs?!" Zhou Wei was heartbroken immediately. He had seen fireballs spit out by his own dragon. Such a big one would have the energy of at least two barrels of gasoline. Tired lungs? !

People have not eaten since they woke up!

"Your Majesty!" King Beard came over with a fire-proof cloak on his face, his expression was calm, "Go out quickly, don't panic, it has almost vomited, the two fireballs just now are much smaller, it is estimated that the energy in the body It’s about to run out. Don’t worry, when we starve it for ten or eight days, it will be completely honest!”

Hungry?Go hungry and try it yourself!Zhou Wei's heart was more than broken, it was about to be broken into slag. For a while, he was thinking about his overworked Shenlong, and he didn't care about being as knowledgeable as King Bield. He said to Valentin: "Okay, leave it to me, I'm here to fix my dragon, you help His Royal Highness Bield out quickly, and find a decent doctor to show him..." When he found that he was still holding a folding stool in his hand, he handed it to Valentin considerately, "Go and let Peter His Royal Highness, sit outside and rest for a while."

Valentin: "..." Your Majesty, are you inserting a knife?right?

Qiao Jianjian: I protest that my folding stool is an integral part of my body...

"No, Your Majesty, you should be the one who should leave here immediately." King Bield has tossed and tossed for so long, and lost half of his life's integrity, and finally exhausted until Shenlong was about to collapse. Of course, he would not give up the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to Zhou. Wei said forcefully, "Heji Empire needs you, Shenlong has lost his mind, please move to a safe place immediately!"

"No! I am a dragon knight, you go first!"

"No! You are the master, you go first!"

The tug-of-war with each other's own plans kicked off. In the voices of "Let me go" and "Let the leader go first", the fearless spirit of the Heji royal family was best demonstrated.Valentin's eyelids trembled, and Gulliver's head was covered with black lines. Only Percy squatted behind the fireworks and watched with tears in his eyes--Master, no, it's the master who fights wits and courage with the big villain for me, it's so cute up!

Could not be more impressed!

But business still needs to be done. After squatting there and enjoying the feeling of being pampered for a while, His Highness Percy finally stood up, walked towards the humans through the thick smoke, and at the same time let out a hoarse and tired howl: "Ow -"

The long roar of the dragon seemed to hit Zhou Wei's heart with a heavy hammer, and he immediately stopped arguing with King Bield, pushed him away forcefully and rushed to the depths of the dragon's nest.

Through thick smoke and flames, the dragon and the knight finally meet again.Zhou Wei looked at the shiny collar on the white dragon's neck, the heavy shackles on its claws, and the huge chains attached to it that went deep into the ground. He couldn't believe his eyes—they actually locked his dragon!And use an electric shocker to make it breathe fire!I also plan not to feed it after it is exhausted!

Is this how dragons are tamed?Is there any humanity left?Is there any law left? !

The anger in the forbidden patient's heart was burning fiercely, and his dark eyes were shining with grief and indignation.Shenlong seemed to sense his excitement, and took a step back vigilantly, his golden eyes showed a mixture of fear and hatred, a strong outward expression, and his big claws dragged the iron chain, making a "clang clang" sound.

"Huh..." Seeing that Zhou Wei wanted to come over, the weak Shenlong threatened him not to get close to him. At the same time, his huge body was swinging uncomfortably from side to side, scraping the broken food bowls and squashed kettles with his big claws. Go over and block his way.

"Don't be like this, don't be afraid." Zhou Wei tried to soften his voice as much as possible, kicked the kettle lightly and took a step, stretched out his right hand to show his affection to it, trying to evoke the memory of it being intimate with himself when it was on the glacier, "I won't hurt You, it's me, it's me..."

"Aww——" Bailong found that no matter what he did, he couldn't stop Zhou Wei's approaching pace, so he roared angrily, his huge wings spread out, and he stretched his neck and screamed at his face: "Mouth!" Jie—”

The dragon's breath with the smell of gunpowder rushed towards Zhou Wei's face, and Zhou Wei's face was hurt by blowing. He tried to stroke its nose to comfort him, but suddenly saw it suddenly opened its back eyes, and the four golden pupils swelled. Immediately afterwards, A faint blue fluorescent light suddenly lit up from the cervical spine, along the crown of the head to the bridge of the nose, and finally gathered in the open mouth, like a ball of dazzling ion lightning!

"Danger!" Valentin yelled, rushed forward and pushed Zhou Wei away, "It's about to breathe fire!"

Before Zhou Wei came back to his senses, he saw a light orange spark erupting from Bailong's mouth, and turned his head quickly. With a sound of "swipe", a small fireball the size of a fist flew past his right ear, did not hurt him, and only scorched Valentin's face.

"Ah!" Valentin screamed, his eyebrows and eyelashes were all on fire, and he hurriedly beat with both hands desperately.Fortunately, the energy of the small fireball was pitifully weak, it exploded in mid-air and then quickly extinguished, leaving only a faint blue smoke.

"Woo——" the white dragon let out a desperate howl. Its big paws scratched the ground anxiously, panted violently with its neck stuck, and kept breathing heavily. It was obvious that the energy in its body had been exhausted. The blow just now was the last. struggle.

"Protect Your Majesty!" Valentin was not seriously injured. He wiped the ashes from his face and turned around to call out.Gulliver is naturally not worried about Zhou Wei's safety, and he is completely immersed in Percy's extraordinary acting skills: "That's amazing, does he often secretly watch painful ethics dramas behind my back?"

"No one come here!" Zhou Wei sternly stopped those who tried to approach him, and continued to approach Bailong slowly.Although the fireball just now was very dangerous, he wasn't afraid at all. Looking at Bailong's helpless, sad, and angry eyes, his forbidden heart almost broke!He completely empathizes with the feeling of being abandoned, betrayed, and treated as a heretic by the whole world. Just because he possesses extraordinary power, he will be treated as a monster, as a tool, as an object of training|training... It's not fair!

No!The world is not fair, then I will give it fairness!

"Don't be afraid, relax, I am your master, I will protect you..." Zhou Wei said slowly, no matter whether his dragon could understand or not, he only comforted it with his unquestionable gentle tone, "Stop Come down, you are too tired, you need to rest, no one can hurt you with me!"

Bai Long looked into his eyes suspiciously, then carefully looked at his right hand, the expression in his golden eyes fluctuated, and after a long time, he finally let out a long and aggrieved cry: "Woo——"

That voice was so pitiful, so aggrieved, almost coquettish, Zhou Wei's heart melted in an instant, and he rushed forward desperately.The moment he approached, Bai Long's legs softened and he knelt down, stretching his neck and begging for his embrace, his big golden eyes suddenly became moist, and a layer of heartbreaking tears floated up.

At such a height, Zhou Wei could just wrap his arms around its neck, so he did so immediately, spreading his arms and hugging his dragon tightly, stroking its warm nape with his slender fingers again and again, like giving a cat Soothe the blown feathers on its neck like a feather.

"Gurr..." The moment the sensitive point was touched, Bai Long trembled indistinctly, and a grunt of fear and joy came out of his throat. He hesitated and struggled for a while, but finally indulged in the warm comfort of his master. .

"It's okay, it's okay." Zhou Wei murmured, hugging its neck and rubbing its smooth scales with his side cheeks.The dragon lowered its head docilely, resting its huge jaw on his shoulders, grunting hoarsely, as if complaining to its master about the damaged throat caused by excessive fire-breathing.

Zhou Wei had absolutely no resistance to any animal, especially the dragon's coquettishness, and immediately felt distressed. While rubbing the neck and throat for it, he said to Long Nu: "Bring some water, it's thirsty."

Long Nu watched him getting close to Shenlong face to face, and was frightened dumbfounded. His eyes were wide open and his mouth was open. Because his face was too dark, his eyeballs looked particularly white.

"Go!" Zhou Wei raised his voice.The startled white dragon immediately glared at Long Nu fiercely with golden eyes, and made a threatening voice: "Huh—"

Long Nu immediately ran away as if chased by a ghost. As for whether he took water... who knows...

Gulliver looked at his completely shy and shameless brother, and really wanted to pooh his face: It's disgusting!You even burst into tears, what the hell are you still a bat rainbow dragon? !

Lao Bai's family's face has been completely humiliated by you!

Gulliver was only angry, and Peter standing behind him was so angry that he wanted to kill: I was the one who worked hard to repair the dragon house, I was the one who worked hard to build the chains, and it was I who found the dragon knight and awakened the dragon. I was the one who dragged the dragon down at the risk of my life, why was he the one who finally embraced the dragon and enjoyed the glory of his master? !

It's not fair!Only those who form a team to fight monsters are eligible to open treasure chests, and all those who cut off halfway are thieves, thieves, and shameless liars!

Not reconciled, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent approached Shenlong silently, stretched out his hand to try to stroke it, and took a share of the "Master" throne.However, before his fingertips touched the tiniest scale, Shenlong noticed him keenly, and his golden eyes slanted slightly, giving him a look of "one step forward and die immediately".

The regent king who had lived on the people for a long time did not pay attention to the weak chicken dragon with exhausted energy and teary eyes. He squinted his eyes forcefully, and stretched his big hand towards the side of the dragon's neck.

"Koujie——" Someone who was leaning against Zhou Wei's arms like a concubine, but a certain dragon immediately returned blood, and a icy blue light was blurred on his mouth.

"Kerala" sounded a few times, and His Royal Highness Bield, who intended to insult the dragon, was surrounded by blue light, and after half a second, he turned into an ice sculpture, and his whole body was sealed in a ten-centimeter-thick ice shell.

"Your Highness!"

"king!"

Everyone was shocked and rushed up to try to rescue the regent. However, the ice attack is more terrifying than the fire attack, because it is very slow to disarm - fire can be extinguished by throwing a bucket of water, and ice can be extinguished by pouring ten buckets of hot water It may not be completely melted!

"Ah? Your Highness Peter, are you alright..." Zhou Wei didn't expect that his own dragon still had the energy to spray ice, and wanted to go over to care about the ice sculpture Your Excellency, but who knew that every movement would cause the white dragon to moan dissatisfiedly, for fear of their newly restored friendship Affected, he forcibly held still and did not move, only winking desperately at Gulliver, "Help me see the regent... the trough is frozen hard, quickly help Valentin move him into the bathtub to soak in warm water !"

Oh Yaoshou, I've comforted you well, why do you want to get in the way, interrupting the work of the animal trainer is killing you, you know?

By the way, my dragon just now looked like he was going to die of exhaustion, why did he spray ice again in a blink of an eye?Could it be that the organ containing fire energy and the organ containing ice energy in its body are not the same?Zhou Wei felt slightly surprised, and touched the left side of Bailong's chest in a scientific and rigorous manner, and then touched the right side... It's not bad, it's just as hot.

"Wuuuu..." The person who was attacked nervously blew up the short feathers on his neck, and moved his two claws together. At the same time, he carried his wings on his back and tried to cover his lower body with the feathers at the end... Damn, if he finds out that I'm in heat, I'm done, and I'm sure I'll be castrated!

Cute pets can't afford to be hurt!

Gulliver, who was humming and humming as a coolie next to him, saw the clue, gave Percy a sneer of contempt, and followed Valentin to lift the stiff ice sculpture of the regent and walked to the door. Brother made a vicious mouth: green tea watch!