The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon
Chapter 116 Winter is the Season of Hugging
Winter is the season of nesting
After the collective wedding, there is a paid marriage leave of up to 30 days.
Because they had just experienced an ups and downs trip to an alien planet more than a year ago, Zhou Wei and Percy were not interested in going to any weird places for their honeymoon, and finally decided to find a few places on the earth to have fun.
The frozen and snow-covered Antarctica, the scorching equator, the seaside with coconut trees, the towering Mount Everest... Zhou Wei's wish list that has been accumulated for more than 20 years is all listed on the vacation list by Percy this time. Anyway, for Any distance is not a problem for two winged dragons, even flying from one end of the earth to the other is just a matter of day and night.
The first stop was in Antarctica. They set off from Baolongyu, spent nearly six hours flying to Westodden Peninsula, and arrived at Zhongshan Station, China's first scientific research base in Antarctica, in the early morning of the first day of their wedding vacation.After resting there for a morning, they set off again, preparing to cross Grove Mountain and head towards the inland ice cap.
As November approached, the Antarctic had long days and short nights. With simple equipment, they headed south all the way through the snow-covered mountains, hiking when the road conditions were good, and flying when the terrain was complicated.The vast ice field allowed them to appreciate the extreme dreamlike polar style, but it also brought a great test to their physical strength. When climbing Mason Peak, Zhou Wei was tortured by the cold and dry climate and developed a low-grade fever. Percy wanted to take He returned to the base, but he insisted on continuing, and finally climbed to the summit with a temperature of nearly 39 degrees.
Perhaps God was moved by his paranoid persistence. They saw an extremely magnificent aurora on the top of Mason Peak. The rare stream of super-charged particles formed an auroral belt that was still clearly identifiable in daylight. The peak lasted for nearly 10 minutes, like a magical performance of uncanny craftsmanship.
Zhou Wei still didn’t forget to take a group photo with Percy even though his eyes were burning, but he passed out before the exposure was over, so the subsequent trip was completed on Percy’s back—he was extremely strong On the seventh day of the wedding leave, her husband flew him over the South Grove Mountains and arrived at the final destination of the trip, the Kunlun Station near the Antarctic inland ice dome a.
The resident doctor at Kunlun Station was at a loss for what to do about Zhou Wei, a strange creature that sometimes took human form and sometimes dragon shape in a coma. He could only suggest that Percy hire a large transport plane to transport him to the nearest country for medical treatment.But before Percy could contact a suitable hospital, Zhou Wei woke up. Lei Zelong's super self-healing power appeared in him for the first time. Even in such a harsh natural environment as the Antarctic ice sheet, he could only Relying on the simplest antibiotics and vitamins, he recovered quickly.On the third night of recuperation at Kunlun Station, he even left the camp alone and flew to the ice dome seven kilometers away to make a snowflake specimen for Percy.
Percy held the double molded glass and didn't know whether to get angry or moved. A crystal clear six-sided snowflake was permanently preserved in the low-temperature gel, which seemed to seal the dreamlike sunshine at the highest point of the polar region. Meilun Beautiful.Zhou Wei blushed a little, and Ai Ai said periodically: "I have never given you anything valuable. The wedding ring was a funny egg toy with long hair in the Halloween area last year. I wanted to change to a diamond ring when I got married, but I haven't saved enough money... Let’s take this as compensation, although it didn’t cost much, but I squatted in the snow for more than an hour to fix it, and there will never be another piece in this world that is exactly the same.”
Percy's anger dissipated immediately. To receive such an ingenious gift on his honeymoon, he felt that he was the happiest man in the universe. Who could have a wife as strong, strong, durable, and romantic as his wife? Skyrim?
Even the hideously shabby plastic funny egg ring on the ring finger is so unique and priceless!
"Don't run out alone for such a trivial thing in the future, you are still running a fever!" Percy was so moved, he carefully put away the snowflakes, and hugged his cold wife tightly, "I only need you, Nothing else is important, whether it's a funny egg ring or a snowflake glass, it's not as good as your smile."
Zhou Wei blushed even more. He didn't know whether it was because of fever or embarrassment, and he hugged Percy tightly: "You can just keep it, so many words... But to be honest, I probably can't save enough money for the diamond ring in my life." Well, don't count on it from now on."
"You've given me enough, I don't need anything," Percy said from the bottom of his heart.Of course, there is also a practical consideration. The two of them eat too much, especially because some frequent "manual labor" has increased their daily consumption after they got married. Therefore, the wages paid by the district are just enough for them to buy meat daily. It is impossible to save the extra money to buy a diamond ring.
The second stop of the honeymoon was Hawaii. From the extremely cold Antarctica to the pleasant climate of Honolulu, both Zhou Wei and Percy had a feeling of ascending to heaven.After resting leisurely at Waikiki Beach for two days, enjoying the passionate dancing in Kapionila Park and sunbathing at Kuhio Beach, they entered the water from Ala Wai Pier, ready to swim across the Pacific Ocean and return to the China Sea.
The long journey may be due to the beautiful weather. The South Pacific Ocean at the end of October was extremely gentle. Zhou Wei and Percy rode the northern equatorial warm current all the way westward. They never encountered any major storms, and occasionally encountered small rainstorms or cyclones. They dived into the calm ocean floor and waited for the storm to pass before setting out.
Percy's dragon form is enough to cope with any extreme climate on the earth. It is not a problem to sink into the bottom of the water for three or four hours with a full load, so he is ready to supply oxygen to his wife at the beginning of the flight.Unexpectedly, after experiencing the baptism of the Antarctic ice sheet, Zhou Wei's physical fitness has undergone a qualitative leap, and there is even a tendency to surpass him in the water - Lei Zelong is smaller in size, lower in oxygen consumption, and stronger in tolerance. The state can last for more than six hours!
The superiority of the dragon x dragon combination is fully revealed at this time. When the weather is fine, they will fly together into the blue sky, mate in the air against the vast blue sea, and watch the looming reflections on the water meet again and again. The wonderful orgasm, the sea is like a mirror, providing them with pure natural sex appliances.
When the wind blows at sea, they will entangle and sink to the bottom of the sea, lingering in the calm warm current, rolling in clusters of migrating fish, asking each other for a moment, until the feeling of drowning on the verge of suffocation ushers in heaven. trembling...
During the ten-day journey, they made up for all the wasted time in Antarctica.The ocean current saves energy, allowing them to love each other unscrupulously in various forms, and the deep-sea fish schools provide them with rich protein, which allows them to still have plenty of energy after spewing out kilograms of carbohydrates, and maintain their daily routine. voyage.
When they arrived in the Northern Mariana Islands, they even had huge doubts about the life structure of the past few decades-how the hell did they live before? For more than 20 years and 70 years without knowing what it was, how did they live? What's the matter?
So their daily routine during the entire trip to the Pacific can be summed up as "I thought of a place and time period method that is very cool to do" - "We have completed the previous imagination" - "We think the following points can be achieved in this activity Improve" - "How can we do better next time?"
Cycle like this.
After discovering a new continent of life in the Pacific Ocean, they went to Mount Everest and the Amazon jungle, and finally returned to Baolongyu half an hour before the end of their wedding leave.Of course, the roof of the world and the primeval forest still failed to stop their enthusiasm for seeking the true meaning of love. During the remaining ten days of travel, they tried their best to practice the principle of "dragons are obscene | evil creatures" in " The planet Hejiyutrangsi Mansa has passed down the golden rule for thousands of years, tirelessly spreading hundreds of millions of descendants to every corner of the mother earth.
Returning from the honeymoon, exhausted, when Zhou Wei threw himself on the big bed in the dormitory, he even had the thought of "Don't get up for the rest of your life".
Fortunately, after November, Baolong Valley is almost closed, the number of tourists is decreasing, and most of the animals are hibernating, so they don’t need much energy to patrol around. Percy took the initiative to undertake most of the work, and Zhou Wei got lazy because of this. For more than half a month, I slept and played games in the dormitory.
When the first snow fell, Zhou Quan and Huo Er went back to their "parents' home". Somehow, they adopted a little panda who didn't know where it came from, and raised them as a son every day. Take it with you wherever you go, and even hug her to show off to Zhou Wei.
"Are you here to ask me for New Year's money?" Zhou Wei looked at the "family of three" squatting on the doorstep, dumbfounded. Zhou Quan's adopted "son" looked somewhat similar to Kuo Er, both of whom were Kuo Er. , probably caused by being attacked by some ferocious beast when I was a child.
Xiao Huo's ears were in awe of Zhou Wei, and he dragged his long tail to hide behind Zhou Wei's body and dared not come out. It wasn't until Zhou Wei took out an apple to feed him that he became a little bolder, lying on his lap and sniffing here and there.
"You are a giant panda, and it is a small panda. Although there is only one word difference, they are not the same species at all, okay?" Zhou Wei tapped Zhou Quan's forehead and said to it, "If you want to adopt, you should adopt a panda, right? What's the matter with such a flowery tail?"
Zhou Quan nodded obediently, but did not intend to repent at all. After listening to his lecture for a while, he became impatient, pulled his ear over to block the gun, and climbed to the kitchen with ease, dragged out a basket of various fruits to feed his flower-tailed son— ——Zhou Wei has a bad appetite recently, and after eating big fish and meat, he always needs some fruit to suppress his tiredness, so Percy went to the mountains to pick up a lot of fruits for him to store.
As a result, Zhou Wei didn't have time to eat much, and was taken away by Zhou Quan in the end.
"Damn, this is completely in the rhythm of the autumn wind!" Percy came back from the mountain tour, and after hearing about it, he was very sad, "Is it great to have a son? Can you just come here with a young one? Huo Huo, show off!" Mao, I still have two-digit children! When the time comes, take away their panda nests, and take back all the bamboo shoots they hide to make spicy hot pot!"
"..." Zhou Wei was completely powerless to complain about him, and silently gnawed on the only apple that was rescued from Zhou Quan's hands.
Percy looked up to the sky with his hips on his hips and sighed, "My real man, what about the double digits that we agreed on? Are you smart or not?"
Zhou Wei: Damn mentally retarded!
Tucao is back to Tucao, and when Zhou Quan took his "son" back to his mother's house, Zhou Wei and Percy generously gave them a lot of food. It is difficult to find food after winter, and it is difficult to rely on two male giant pandas alone. Feed a male red panda with a huge appetite.
After a long time, Zhou Wei actually developed an indescribable sour feeling. Every time he saw Zhou Quan and his big and small Huo Er's family enjoying themselves happily, he felt a little envious in his heart—how lonely the two of them are, how lonely they are. Moe things seem to be more like a complete family.
Zhou Wei was a little confused as to whether he was idle and thought too much, or if he was getting old and naturally developed a wonderful fatherly love. On Christmas Eve, when Percy hung gifts on the Christmas tree, he once again lamented "two-digit sons and daughters". Suddenly, he blurted out: "Why don't we adopt a child too?"
Percy trembled in fright and almost pulled down the Christmas tree. Although he had long been accustomed to Zhou Wei's life philosophy of various twists and turns, he was still quite surprised that he overthrew the idea of "DINK" in a few months. Hugging the tree in silence for five seconds, he pretended to be calm and said, "Okay."
As for how to persuade him to give up adopting and have a baby by himself, Percy is no longer worried at all. With Zhou Wei's personality who loves to beat himself up, he will take the initiative to have a baby in a few months, right?
You can see that it only took him more than a year to adapt perfectly from being banned from human beings to combining beasts with beasts. Presumably boys and girls should be easy to accept, right?What's more, there is such a beautiful precedent as Xiao Mao!
What a loving creature a chick is, much cuter than a red panda!
After New Year's Day, when the mountains were covered by heavy snow, Zhou Wei's gastroenteritis suddenly became serious, and he could hardly eat meat, and he lived on milk, vegetables and fruits every day.A dragon is a typical carnivore. A vegetarian diet cannot satisfy his daily physical consumption. After a few days, he becomes so thin that he becomes a dragon without even the strength to flap his wings.
Percy asked the district chief for leave and took him to the city to see a doctor on a Harley motorcycle.The two rumbled all the way into the urban area, Zhou Wei was hungry again, and lay on Percy's shoulder begging for food: "No, I have to eat a steamed bun first, I'm too hungry, and I saw a lot of stars in broad daylight. "
Percy asked worriedly: "Is it okay to eat steamed buns? With such a lot of oil, will it make you feel sick after eating it? It hurts your stomach to vomit, why don't you eat fried rice or something?"
"I want to eat meat. I'll take medicine when I feel sick. Anyway, I need to see a doctor soon." Zhou Wei looked in the direction of Xiyang City with green eyes, "I have to cure my hunger disease first!"
Percy had no choice but to drive the car into the Drum Tower, find a place to store the car by himself, and let Zhou Wei sit on the bench by the roadside and wait.
It was snowing and the sun was shining, Zhou Wei leaned weakly on the bench, wanted to buy a snack mat but couldn't get up, so he took out his mobile phone and ordered a takeaway ten meters away. A minute later, the courier brother brought stewed meatballs and sour plum soup to him, and he seemed to take a selfie with him in the background from a distance.
Zhou Wei guessed that he was posting on Weibo like "Fuck, there are such lazy people in the world". After all, there should not be many strange things like him who order takeaway ten meters away.
Taking a sip of the sour plum soup, Zhou Wei suddenly heard a "flutter" sound, and a small yellow bird the size of a fist wobbled over and landed on the open space at his feet.The little yellow bird looks very cute, with round eyes and big bouncing head. I don't know what kind of strange hobby the owner gave it, but also put a small yellow gourd the size of a peanut on its head, with two small young leaves, It's so cute.
Zhou Wei somehow felt that the bird looked familiar, but couldn't remember what species it was, so he squinted at it and stretched out his index finger to call it up.
Ordinary birds would respond immediately when he called, but this bird was an exception. It stared at him for a long time with its big Huang Chengcheng eyes, then suddenly let out a "chirp~", and its legs softened and fell to its knees.
The familiar kneeling posture made Zhou Wei instantly realize what kind of species it is - a dragon!Manta Ray!Baby Manta Ray!
The small appearance is exactly the same as the big and small hair!Except for the different colors and the yellow gourd on his head, he and Irma's son are like twin brothers!
But how could there be manta ray dragons in this kind of place?Or an unclaimed baby manta ray? !
Zhou Wei was astonished. Just as he was about to pick up the bird, he heard another fluttering sound in the air. Six cubs of the same size flew over from the direction of Xiyang City, with different colors and The little yellow chicken from before gathered together just enough to form a rainbow, red orange yellow green blue blue purple, gradually becoming so harmonious!
Looking at the sky, Zhou Wei was so surprised that even the starvation disease was cured in an instant—they all had small gourds with the same color as the feathers on their heads, and they looked like gourd baby cosplay together. If they called "Grandpa, Grandpa" together , maybe even summon an old man holding a pangolin!
"Percy!" Zhou Wei intuited that something terrible had happened, and quickly shouted at the top of his voice.The Rainbow Chicks were queuing up to land, and when he called out, they screamed in horror and knelt down on the ground with a "plop plop".
The threat of the head dragon was indeed terrifying. When Percy ran over in three steps at a time, this was what he saw—his wife squatted on the bench in horror, and seven small gourds of different colors stood on top of them. The chicken knelt in the snow in horror, and the two groups of people stared at each other, all with expressions of "Oh my God".
"..." Percy was stunned for two seconds, and lost his voice, "No way!" The manta ray dragons in the world belonged to a family. Although he didn't know these seven, they must be relatives of his family. Could it be that someone from the family happened to be here today? Earth?
Percy told Zhou Wei this guess.Zhou Wei was drinking sour plum soup while carefully observing the seven little manta ray dragons. Not to mention that they look somewhat similar to Percy, they would look good in human form when they grow up... In other words, if it is true What the real person taught is true, it is not bad to have a son with double digits...
The inexplicable fatherly love began to flood again. Zhou Wei picked up the seven gourd chickens from the ground, put them in a row on the chairs, and comforted him in a good voice: "Don't be afraid, just sit with weak legs and get used to it after a while." That's it... who eats meatballs?"
The chickens were still a little in awe of him, but they couldn't stop some of them from eating food. After a few seconds, they boldly raised their little wings: "I'm seven!"
Zhou Wei picked up a few meatballs, blew them cold, and handed them to them. The star-eyed foodies ate them with their little wings, and thanked them flatteringly: "Jiujiu!"
Percy stood beside him with a lunch box fork and sour plum soup, and was moved to tears by such a warm scene of "father's kindness and son's love": Your majesty is holy!The combination of kindness and power is the kingly way. The old man is right, Zhou Wei will definitely be a good father in the future!
After a family of nine (stop!) happily finished sharing a big bowl of braised meatballs, Zhou Wei took out a wet tissue to wipe the wings of the foodies queuing up.After a few minutes of getting along, the Huluji brothers have completely admired him. If they stand in a word, they will stand in a word. Will agree without hesitation.
Of course if they can shout...
"Where did they come from?" Zhou Wei was full, and began to think about the origin of the gourd chicken brothers, "If they are all your relatives, then should we take them to Yiqingzhai Paomo Restaurant to find their parents? Should such a young child lose his family and be anxious?"
"It's okay, the baby manta ray dragon has a certain ability to protect itself, and it may be inherited from the family. The hearts of our adults...are relatively big." Percy remembered that he had been lost alone for several months, and exchanged his life. Roubaozi's grandfather is in a bit of a complicated mood, but he still has to say hello to his relatives anyway. This is a courtesy, "It happens that we are also going to Yiqingzhai to eat steamed buns, so let's take them there with us."
The two carried seven chickens all the way to Yiqingzhai, and they were startled when they entered the gate—there was a sea of people in the lobby, let alone 500 people, and most of them seemed to be aliens!
These aliens seem to know each other, chatting enthusiastically, and some manta dragon cubs are playing between the dining tables, throwing meatballs and hawthorn balls all over the floor.
"Percy! You're late!" A slender, gentle young man rushed over as soon as he saw Percy, and gave him a big bear hug without saying a word, "The big day is late, you arrogant The problem is that it hasn't changed at all, what's the matter, you will be happy if you let Grandpa and the others wait for you?"
"..." Percy was so terrified that he couldn't believe what he saw, and he said in a long time, "Rui, Uncle Rachel? You, why did you come to Earth? And great-grandfather? Great-grandfather is here ?”
"Huh?" Rui Qiu asked in surprise, "What do you mean by that? Didn't your father invite everyone to come to Earth to attend your wedding banquet? Why didn't you, the person involved, know?"
"..." Percy scanned the audience, and found that his huge family seemed to have basically come together, even the uncles and grandparents from the galaxy next door, their spouses, and children were all present... So they were really invited to participate in their own event. Is it for a wedding banquet?
The question is why the client really doesn't know at all?
"You really don't seem to know?" Rachel was really surprised, "Did no one inform you?"
"……No!"
"Your father didn't tell you?"
"...This one really doesn't exist!"
"Then how did you get here?"
"...I just want to have a bowl of paomo with Zhou Wei."
Ruiqiu stared at him dumbfounded for half a minute, then patted his shoulders sympathetically: "Everyone must have been discussing so heatedly that they forgot about you. Alas, that's the bad thing about big families. It's easy to ignore irrelevant details."
Percy was a little confused whether he was comforting himself or mocking himself, but Rachel immediately became happy again: "Hey, it's really amazing to say that, I didn't inform you that I could come to my wedding banquet, so today is a rare occasion Days, our family can get together even if we go to the ends of the earth!"
Percy found that his uncle, who had always been a little wimpy, was actually quite eloquent, and he couldn't get angry at all when he said that.
"This is Zhou Wei, right? Hello, hello, I'm Percy's second uncle Ruiqiu." Ruiqiu let go of Percy and tried to hug Zhou Wei. His legs softened and he almost knelt down. He hurriedly supported the wall to stand firm, and said , "I seem to be a little calcium deficient recently, so what, let's go in and sit down and talk, it's tiring to stand up."
"...You just want to kneel instinctively, and it has nothing to do with calcium deficiency." Percy supported Rui Qiu, explained Zhou Wei's identity and the "kneel for me" halo to him, and said, " Just get used to it, and at the beginning I also took calcium tablets for a long time foolishly."
Rui Qiu looked at Zhou Wei with more awe, and said: "Then you should wait first, let me go in and give you some science, there are too many elders here today, if you go in rashly, everyone will kneel down, It might be too embarrassing."
Percy fully agreed, and took off the chickens on his head and Zhou Wei's shoulders and handed them to Ruiqiu: "By the way, take these children in, are they septuplets? Which family? The uncle's house in the next galaxy grandson?"
"...is the uncle of the galaxy next door, not the grandson." Ruiqiu took the gourd chicken brothers one by one, and said, "Grandpa Russell's newborn septuplets, they are a generation higher than me, and your grandpa It's the same, as for the ranking... you can ask Grandfather Russell himself, I can't remember clearly anyway."
Rui Qiu left with seven uncles, Percy sighed with complicated emotions, and held Zhou Wei's shoulder: "Are you okay?"
Zhou Wei didn't say a word during the few minutes of their exchange of greetings, not because of aloofness, but because of a serious outbreak of contraindications - damn hundreds of relatives!Nima wedding banquet!Nima, a large group of aliens came to Earth to hold a wedding banquet for them!
Nima also forgot to notify the two parties involved!
By the way, the gourd chicken brother who was kneeling and begging him for meatballs just now is actually his uncle!
Slap the big chicken uncle, your sister!What kind of weird family is this?
"...I'm fine." Zhou Wei took a few deep breaths before controlling his nearly collapsed condition, resisting the urge to turn around and run away immediately, and said, "Everyone is here, so many relatives should go in and say hello , let's go."
The couple clasped their hands and gave each other a pep talk. Guessing that Rachel might be well-versed in science, they walked into the lobby hand in hand.
Crowds of people.Although Zhou Wei knew that Percy came from a large and noble family, he still couldn't calm down when he saw the real body of this family with his own eyes. It seems to exude a strong weird temperament, but even if it is weird, it must be a universe-level elite weirdness!
The only good thing is that Ruiqiu's science popularization seems to be in place. Everyone successfully controlled their knees and did not kneel to him, otherwise the picture would be too beautiful!
After a moment of silence, Emperor McCaw, the chief planner of the wedding banquet, quickly reacted, and personally took his wife Huang to apologize to Zhou Wei.It was the first time for Zhou Wei to see Mr. McCaw Bai, who was not sure whether he was father-in-law or father-in-law, in reality. He could only call him "Your Majesty" in general and expressed his welcome to him.
Next, the whole family was supposed to get to know each other, but in view of the fact that there were too many people, His Majesty Sauter suggested to send someone to take the two newcomers (well, they are not too new) to parade the whole venue, so the copy of Ollie's ancestor was let out.The handsome holographic little old man floated in mid-air to guide the two protagonists, and introduced them to a total of 530 relatives from all walks of life in the audience. In addition to Emperor McCaw and his partner Juan, Baker Kingdom also came this time to focus on playing Qiao Dongliang, the overlord of basketball for 100 years, and his husband Jack who stepped in the door.Jack was born in the powerful Delta galaxy. His Majesty the Galaxy Emperor Salter is his father, and Russell, the hero mother who gave birth to three-figure sons so that even he can't count them, is his mother.Of course, she is also the mother of Brother Huluji.
Hearing that Russell is actually a pure Earthling without a hair, Zhou Wei finally understands why the cosplay of Huluji Brothers is so down-to-earth.
Speaking of an ordinary human being married to the Emperor of the Galaxy, how did he adapt to such a drastic identity change?Zhou Wei couldn't help being full of curiosity about this amazing man.
After getting to know Russell, the next introduction will be easier, because more than half of the more than 500 people present are his son, his son's partner, and his son's son. Zhou Wei only needs to remember everyone's ranking.
Finally, the ancestor Oli introduced his son grandly to Zhou Wei, that is, the father of His Majesty Sauter, the host of the wedding banquet, Evans, and the chairman of Yiqingzhai Paomo Restaurant, also known as Huang Mudu.
So Zhou Wei finally realized after being dizzy for half an hour that his wedding banquet was actually just a nominal version of the millennium celebration of Yiqingzhai's main store.
Speaking of which, these upper-class people really do things quite casually...
After a round, Zhou Wei had already digested the few meatballs he ate. Taking advantage of Percy being called to talk to his uncles, he quickly found a place where no one was around and sat down. The steamed buns are delicious.
After eating like wind and clouds, Zhou Wei seemed to be a bit full, and Zhou Wei started to feel sick again. He was about to ask the waiter to serve a bowl of sour plum soup to relieve his tiredness, when he suddenly felt someone sitting next to him.
"Stomach upset? Did you take it too fast?" The approachable great-grandfather Russell took out a bottle of small pills from his pocket and gave him. "Take some of this, and the medicine will cure your illness. I always keep it with me when I go out."
Zhou Wei didn't know if the medicine that humans take would still work for him, but since it was the kindness of the elders, he took it and swallowed it: "Thank you."
Russell's smile was a bit meaningful: "You should have had this stomach problem for a while, right?"
"It's been a month or two." Zhou Wei thought about it for a while, and said, "At first, I just lost my appetite, but it suddenly became serious in the past week, and I felt like vomiting when I ate meat."
The mother of the hero stuffed the medicine bottle into his pocket with her own hands, as if she had come here: "I see...you can keep this and eat it slowly, and give the formula to Percy later, you should still be able to use it in the future."
Not to mention that this medicine is really miraculous, Zhou Wei had only swallowed it for half a minute, and his nausea had completely calmed down, so he asked curiously, "Have you ever studied medicine?"
Russell sighed wistfully, and said: "You should become a doctor after a long illness. I was born with...a bad life. I will feel sick for a period of time every few years. It has lasted for hundreds of years. I was anxious at the beginning, and I blamed others for my mistakes. , I got used to throwing up and throwing up later, so it must be some kind of strange talent." Looking around with complicated eyes, he said with a wry smile, "After all, it has revived a great family, haha."
Zhou Wei couldn't understand what he said, so he nodded out of politeness. Perhaps because he had also lived on the earth for many years, he was quite close to this inexplicably down-to-earth elder, and asked: "Oli's ancestor Say, you used to be an ordinary earthling?"
"Yeah." Russell spread his hands, "Actually, it's the same now, it's just because of some reasons that I got a super long lifespan. Fundamentally speaking, I'm still an ordinary earthling."
"Then how did you adapt to this drastic identity change?" Zhou Wei asked, "Suddenly changing from an ordinary person to the partner of the Galaxy Emperor must be difficult to adapt to, right?"
Russell's eyes became distant, as if recalling something from the past: "Actually, it's very easy. Maybe I'm a person who goes with the flow. I never feel uneasy about the change of status. Whether it's an ordinary person or a first partner. Well, whether it’s the richest man in the galaxy, each new identity represents a new life, and a new life can bring a brand new life experience. I like to welcome various life experiences, so I don’t find it difficult.”
Zhou Wei was silent, looking at Percy who was responding gracefully in the crowd, and sighed secretly.
"Are you confused about walking into such a big family?" Russell smiled, "Actually, you don't have to, you are you, you don't have to change yourself to cater to Percy, since he chooses to stay with you on Earth, then you can Keeping the original life, our family is very enlightened, and there is absolutely no such thing as the elders imposing their personal will on the younger ones."
Zhou Wei was still uneasy: "But Percy is a prince, and he has received a strict royal education. It is impossible for him to spend his whole life with me in an inaccessible mountain. Wouldn't that be a burial for him?"
"Strict education is only to make him have the appropriate ability, not to determine his future life." Russell explained, "Life is so long, hundreds of years, thousands of years, not because of receiving the education of the prince, but because of receiving the prince's education. To spend such a long time being a prince, everyone has the right to choose the life they want at every stage of life. From another perspective, you don’t have to assert that you want to be a breeder in the next few hundred years just because you are a breeder now. Breeders, life is never static, especially for us super-long-lived creatures, and new choices can be made at any time."
He patted Zhou Wei on the shoulder: "My child, you are still a picture, Tu Naiyi. After living for a century, you may be able to grasp a little bit of the mystery of life. To be honest, even if you live to my age, you will still be able to understand the secrets of life." You may not be able to understand the mystery of 'time'."
Hundreds of years, thousands of years... Zhou Wei read this number silently, and his heart suddenly became clear, yes, life is so long, there is no need for him and Percy to be entangled in the life in front of them, time is their greatest wealth, even after another 100 years, They still have the opportunity to make new plans.
The wedding banquet—it can also be said to be a family reunion or a millennium store celebration—has come to a successful conclusion in a warm and peaceful atmosphere. Before the booth was broken up, relatives and friends presented gifts to Zhou Wei and Percy one after another, some of which were particularly romantic, such as The famous paintings of the universe given by Ruiqiu; some are very practical, such as the complete set of fitness equipment given by Qiao Dongliang; Rose gold hyperspace mecha.
When evening fell, Percy had to hire a container truck to haul tons of presents back to Baolongyu.
After washing up, Zhou Wei lay on the bed and looked at his freshly baked rose gold mecha. To be honest, it was a bit strange for a big man to hold a pink mecha, but maybe it was because he was full of love recently and was full of softness. , Actually, the more I watched it, the more I liked it: "The mecha is great, we can go to other planets to try new ones during our annual vacation... Well, hehe, you understand."
Since the overall dragon form, he seems to have become more and more unscrupulous about that topic.
Percy understood completely, and took out his mecha and threw it to him: "My mother said that two mechas can be put together to make a couple spread out. Next time, try to find a place where no one is around? How about Mount Everest?"
"It's too cold, I still like Hawaii." Zhou Wei began to blush after thinking about it, and when his lower abdomen became hot, something jumped suddenly, "Hiss——"
"What's wrong?" Percy asked nervously.
"The stomach is a little... strange." Zhou Wei pressed his lower abdomen, unable to tell whether it was painful or itchy, "I'll go to the hospital tomorrow, but I didn't take care of it today. What's wrong with me recently, either here or there Uncomfortable, my stomach has just healed, and my stomach starts to jump again. Is it because of the side effects of the medicine given by Mr. Russell?"
Percy patted his belly carefully, then put his ears back on and listened.
After the collective wedding, there is a paid marriage leave of up to 30 days.
Because they had just experienced an ups and downs trip to an alien planet more than a year ago, Zhou Wei and Percy were not interested in going to any weird places for their honeymoon, and finally decided to find a few places on the earth to have fun.
The frozen and snow-covered Antarctica, the scorching equator, the seaside with coconut trees, the towering Mount Everest... Zhou Wei's wish list that has been accumulated for more than 20 years is all listed on the vacation list by Percy this time. Anyway, for Any distance is not a problem for two winged dragons, even flying from one end of the earth to the other is just a matter of day and night.
The first stop was in Antarctica. They set off from Baolongyu, spent nearly six hours flying to Westodden Peninsula, and arrived at Zhongshan Station, China's first scientific research base in Antarctica, in the early morning of the first day of their wedding vacation.After resting there for a morning, they set off again, preparing to cross Grove Mountain and head towards the inland ice cap.
As November approached, the Antarctic had long days and short nights. With simple equipment, they headed south all the way through the snow-covered mountains, hiking when the road conditions were good, and flying when the terrain was complicated.The vast ice field allowed them to appreciate the extreme dreamlike polar style, but it also brought a great test to their physical strength. When climbing Mason Peak, Zhou Wei was tortured by the cold and dry climate and developed a low-grade fever. Percy wanted to take He returned to the base, but he insisted on continuing, and finally climbed to the summit with a temperature of nearly 39 degrees.
Perhaps God was moved by his paranoid persistence. They saw an extremely magnificent aurora on the top of Mason Peak. The rare stream of super-charged particles formed an auroral belt that was still clearly identifiable in daylight. The peak lasted for nearly 10 minutes, like a magical performance of uncanny craftsmanship.
Zhou Wei still didn’t forget to take a group photo with Percy even though his eyes were burning, but he passed out before the exposure was over, so the subsequent trip was completed on Percy’s back—he was extremely strong On the seventh day of the wedding leave, her husband flew him over the South Grove Mountains and arrived at the final destination of the trip, the Kunlun Station near the Antarctic inland ice dome a.
The resident doctor at Kunlun Station was at a loss for what to do about Zhou Wei, a strange creature that sometimes took human form and sometimes dragon shape in a coma. He could only suggest that Percy hire a large transport plane to transport him to the nearest country for medical treatment.But before Percy could contact a suitable hospital, Zhou Wei woke up. Lei Zelong's super self-healing power appeared in him for the first time. Even in such a harsh natural environment as the Antarctic ice sheet, he could only Relying on the simplest antibiotics and vitamins, he recovered quickly.On the third night of recuperation at Kunlun Station, he even left the camp alone and flew to the ice dome seven kilometers away to make a snowflake specimen for Percy.
Percy held the double molded glass and didn't know whether to get angry or moved. A crystal clear six-sided snowflake was permanently preserved in the low-temperature gel, which seemed to seal the dreamlike sunshine at the highest point of the polar region. Meilun Beautiful.Zhou Wei blushed a little, and Ai Ai said periodically: "I have never given you anything valuable. The wedding ring was a funny egg toy with long hair in the Halloween area last year. I wanted to change to a diamond ring when I got married, but I haven't saved enough money... Let’s take this as compensation, although it didn’t cost much, but I squatted in the snow for more than an hour to fix it, and there will never be another piece in this world that is exactly the same.”
Percy's anger dissipated immediately. To receive such an ingenious gift on his honeymoon, he felt that he was the happiest man in the universe. Who could have a wife as strong, strong, durable, and romantic as his wife? Skyrim?
Even the hideously shabby plastic funny egg ring on the ring finger is so unique and priceless!
"Don't run out alone for such a trivial thing in the future, you are still running a fever!" Percy was so moved, he carefully put away the snowflakes, and hugged his cold wife tightly, "I only need you, Nothing else is important, whether it's a funny egg ring or a snowflake glass, it's not as good as your smile."
Zhou Wei blushed even more. He didn't know whether it was because of fever or embarrassment, and he hugged Percy tightly: "You can just keep it, so many words... But to be honest, I probably can't save enough money for the diamond ring in my life." Well, don't count on it from now on."
"You've given me enough, I don't need anything," Percy said from the bottom of his heart.Of course, there is also a practical consideration. The two of them eat too much, especially because some frequent "manual labor" has increased their daily consumption after they got married. Therefore, the wages paid by the district are just enough for them to buy meat daily. It is impossible to save the extra money to buy a diamond ring.
The second stop of the honeymoon was Hawaii. From the extremely cold Antarctica to the pleasant climate of Honolulu, both Zhou Wei and Percy had a feeling of ascending to heaven.After resting leisurely at Waikiki Beach for two days, enjoying the passionate dancing in Kapionila Park and sunbathing at Kuhio Beach, they entered the water from Ala Wai Pier, ready to swim across the Pacific Ocean and return to the China Sea.
The long journey may be due to the beautiful weather. The South Pacific Ocean at the end of October was extremely gentle. Zhou Wei and Percy rode the northern equatorial warm current all the way westward. They never encountered any major storms, and occasionally encountered small rainstorms or cyclones. They dived into the calm ocean floor and waited for the storm to pass before setting out.
Percy's dragon form is enough to cope with any extreme climate on the earth. It is not a problem to sink into the bottom of the water for three or four hours with a full load, so he is ready to supply oxygen to his wife at the beginning of the flight.Unexpectedly, after experiencing the baptism of the Antarctic ice sheet, Zhou Wei's physical fitness has undergone a qualitative leap, and there is even a tendency to surpass him in the water - Lei Zelong is smaller in size, lower in oxygen consumption, and stronger in tolerance. The state can last for more than six hours!
The superiority of the dragon x dragon combination is fully revealed at this time. When the weather is fine, they will fly together into the blue sky, mate in the air against the vast blue sea, and watch the looming reflections on the water meet again and again. The wonderful orgasm, the sea is like a mirror, providing them with pure natural sex appliances.
When the wind blows at sea, they will entangle and sink to the bottom of the sea, lingering in the calm warm current, rolling in clusters of migrating fish, asking each other for a moment, until the feeling of drowning on the verge of suffocation ushers in heaven. trembling...
During the ten-day journey, they made up for all the wasted time in Antarctica.The ocean current saves energy, allowing them to love each other unscrupulously in various forms, and the deep-sea fish schools provide them with rich protein, which allows them to still have plenty of energy after spewing out kilograms of carbohydrates, and maintain their daily routine. voyage.
When they arrived in the Northern Mariana Islands, they even had huge doubts about the life structure of the past few decades-how the hell did they live before? For more than 20 years and 70 years without knowing what it was, how did they live? What's the matter?
So their daily routine during the entire trip to the Pacific can be summed up as "I thought of a place and time period method that is very cool to do" - "We have completed the previous imagination" - "We think the following points can be achieved in this activity Improve" - "How can we do better next time?"
Cycle like this.
After discovering a new continent of life in the Pacific Ocean, they went to Mount Everest and the Amazon jungle, and finally returned to Baolongyu half an hour before the end of their wedding leave.Of course, the roof of the world and the primeval forest still failed to stop their enthusiasm for seeking the true meaning of love. During the remaining ten days of travel, they tried their best to practice the principle of "dragons are obscene | evil creatures" in " The planet Hejiyutrangsi Mansa has passed down the golden rule for thousands of years, tirelessly spreading hundreds of millions of descendants to every corner of the mother earth.
Returning from the honeymoon, exhausted, when Zhou Wei threw himself on the big bed in the dormitory, he even had the thought of "Don't get up for the rest of your life".
Fortunately, after November, Baolong Valley is almost closed, the number of tourists is decreasing, and most of the animals are hibernating, so they don’t need much energy to patrol around. Percy took the initiative to undertake most of the work, and Zhou Wei got lazy because of this. For more than half a month, I slept and played games in the dormitory.
When the first snow fell, Zhou Quan and Huo Er went back to their "parents' home". Somehow, they adopted a little panda who didn't know where it came from, and raised them as a son every day. Take it with you wherever you go, and even hug her to show off to Zhou Wei.
"Are you here to ask me for New Year's money?" Zhou Wei looked at the "family of three" squatting on the doorstep, dumbfounded. Zhou Quan's adopted "son" looked somewhat similar to Kuo Er, both of whom were Kuo Er. , probably caused by being attacked by some ferocious beast when I was a child.
Xiao Huo's ears were in awe of Zhou Wei, and he dragged his long tail to hide behind Zhou Wei's body and dared not come out. It wasn't until Zhou Wei took out an apple to feed him that he became a little bolder, lying on his lap and sniffing here and there.
"You are a giant panda, and it is a small panda. Although there is only one word difference, they are not the same species at all, okay?" Zhou Wei tapped Zhou Quan's forehead and said to it, "If you want to adopt, you should adopt a panda, right? What's the matter with such a flowery tail?"
Zhou Quan nodded obediently, but did not intend to repent at all. After listening to his lecture for a while, he became impatient, pulled his ear over to block the gun, and climbed to the kitchen with ease, dragged out a basket of various fruits to feed his flower-tailed son— ——Zhou Wei has a bad appetite recently, and after eating big fish and meat, he always needs some fruit to suppress his tiredness, so Percy went to the mountains to pick up a lot of fruits for him to store.
As a result, Zhou Wei didn't have time to eat much, and was taken away by Zhou Quan in the end.
"Damn, this is completely in the rhythm of the autumn wind!" Percy came back from the mountain tour, and after hearing about it, he was very sad, "Is it great to have a son? Can you just come here with a young one? Huo Huo, show off!" Mao, I still have two-digit children! When the time comes, take away their panda nests, and take back all the bamboo shoots they hide to make spicy hot pot!"
"..." Zhou Wei was completely powerless to complain about him, and silently gnawed on the only apple that was rescued from Zhou Quan's hands.
Percy looked up to the sky with his hips on his hips and sighed, "My real man, what about the double digits that we agreed on? Are you smart or not?"
Zhou Wei: Damn mentally retarded!
Tucao is back to Tucao, and when Zhou Quan took his "son" back to his mother's house, Zhou Wei and Percy generously gave them a lot of food. It is difficult to find food after winter, and it is difficult to rely on two male giant pandas alone. Feed a male red panda with a huge appetite.
After a long time, Zhou Wei actually developed an indescribable sour feeling. Every time he saw Zhou Quan and his big and small Huo Er's family enjoying themselves happily, he felt a little envious in his heart—how lonely the two of them are, how lonely they are. Moe things seem to be more like a complete family.
Zhou Wei was a little confused as to whether he was idle and thought too much, or if he was getting old and naturally developed a wonderful fatherly love. On Christmas Eve, when Percy hung gifts on the Christmas tree, he once again lamented "two-digit sons and daughters". Suddenly, he blurted out: "Why don't we adopt a child too?"
Percy trembled in fright and almost pulled down the Christmas tree. Although he had long been accustomed to Zhou Wei's life philosophy of various twists and turns, he was still quite surprised that he overthrew the idea of "DINK" in a few months. Hugging the tree in silence for five seconds, he pretended to be calm and said, "Okay."
As for how to persuade him to give up adopting and have a baby by himself, Percy is no longer worried at all. With Zhou Wei's personality who loves to beat himself up, he will take the initiative to have a baby in a few months, right?
You can see that it only took him more than a year to adapt perfectly from being banned from human beings to combining beasts with beasts. Presumably boys and girls should be easy to accept, right?What's more, there is such a beautiful precedent as Xiao Mao!
What a loving creature a chick is, much cuter than a red panda!
After New Year's Day, when the mountains were covered by heavy snow, Zhou Wei's gastroenteritis suddenly became serious, and he could hardly eat meat, and he lived on milk, vegetables and fruits every day.A dragon is a typical carnivore. A vegetarian diet cannot satisfy his daily physical consumption. After a few days, he becomes so thin that he becomes a dragon without even the strength to flap his wings.
Percy asked the district chief for leave and took him to the city to see a doctor on a Harley motorcycle.The two rumbled all the way into the urban area, Zhou Wei was hungry again, and lay on Percy's shoulder begging for food: "No, I have to eat a steamed bun first, I'm too hungry, and I saw a lot of stars in broad daylight. "
Percy asked worriedly: "Is it okay to eat steamed buns? With such a lot of oil, will it make you feel sick after eating it? It hurts your stomach to vomit, why don't you eat fried rice or something?"
"I want to eat meat. I'll take medicine when I feel sick. Anyway, I need to see a doctor soon." Zhou Wei looked in the direction of Xiyang City with green eyes, "I have to cure my hunger disease first!"
Percy had no choice but to drive the car into the Drum Tower, find a place to store the car by himself, and let Zhou Wei sit on the bench by the roadside and wait.
It was snowing and the sun was shining, Zhou Wei leaned weakly on the bench, wanted to buy a snack mat but couldn't get up, so he took out his mobile phone and ordered a takeaway ten meters away. A minute later, the courier brother brought stewed meatballs and sour plum soup to him, and he seemed to take a selfie with him in the background from a distance.
Zhou Wei guessed that he was posting on Weibo like "Fuck, there are such lazy people in the world". After all, there should not be many strange things like him who order takeaway ten meters away.
Taking a sip of the sour plum soup, Zhou Wei suddenly heard a "flutter" sound, and a small yellow bird the size of a fist wobbled over and landed on the open space at his feet.The little yellow bird looks very cute, with round eyes and big bouncing head. I don't know what kind of strange hobby the owner gave it, but also put a small yellow gourd the size of a peanut on its head, with two small young leaves, It's so cute.
Zhou Wei somehow felt that the bird looked familiar, but couldn't remember what species it was, so he squinted at it and stretched out his index finger to call it up.
Ordinary birds would respond immediately when he called, but this bird was an exception. It stared at him for a long time with its big Huang Chengcheng eyes, then suddenly let out a "chirp~", and its legs softened and fell to its knees.
The familiar kneeling posture made Zhou Wei instantly realize what kind of species it is - a dragon!Manta Ray!Baby Manta Ray!
The small appearance is exactly the same as the big and small hair!Except for the different colors and the yellow gourd on his head, he and Irma's son are like twin brothers!
But how could there be manta ray dragons in this kind of place?Or an unclaimed baby manta ray? !
Zhou Wei was astonished. Just as he was about to pick up the bird, he heard another fluttering sound in the air. Six cubs of the same size flew over from the direction of Xiyang City, with different colors and The little yellow chicken from before gathered together just enough to form a rainbow, red orange yellow green blue blue purple, gradually becoming so harmonious!
Looking at the sky, Zhou Wei was so surprised that even the starvation disease was cured in an instant—they all had small gourds with the same color as the feathers on their heads, and they looked like gourd baby cosplay together. If they called "Grandpa, Grandpa" together , maybe even summon an old man holding a pangolin!
"Percy!" Zhou Wei intuited that something terrible had happened, and quickly shouted at the top of his voice.The Rainbow Chicks were queuing up to land, and when he called out, they screamed in horror and knelt down on the ground with a "plop plop".
The threat of the head dragon was indeed terrifying. When Percy ran over in three steps at a time, this was what he saw—his wife squatted on the bench in horror, and seven small gourds of different colors stood on top of them. The chicken knelt in the snow in horror, and the two groups of people stared at each other, all with expressions of "Oh my God".
"..." Percy was stunned for two seconds, and lost his voice, "No way!" The manta ray dragons in the world belonged to a family. Although he didn't know these seven, they must be relatives of his family. Could it be that someone from the family happened to be here today? Earth?
Percy told Zhou Wei this guess.Zhou Wei was drinking sour plum soup while carefully observing the seven little manta ray dragons. Not to mention that they look somewhat similar to Percy, they would look good in human form when they grow up... In other words, if it is true What the real person taught is true, it is not bad to have a son with double digits...
The inexplicable fatherly love began to flood again. Zhou Wei picked up the seven gourd chickens from the ground, put them in a row on the chairs, and comforted him in a good voice: "Don't be afraid, just sit with weak legs and get used to it after a while." That's it... who eats meatballs?"
The chickens were still a little in awe of him, but they couldn't stop some of them from eating food. After a few seconds, they boldly raised their little wings: "I'm seven!"
Zhou Wei picked up a few meatballs, blew them cold, and handed them to them. The star-eyed foodies ate them with their little wings, and thanked them flatteringly: "Jiujiu!"
Percy stood beside him with a lunch box fork and sour plum soup, and was moved to tears by such a warm scene of "father's kindness and son's love": Your majesty is holy!The combination of kindness and power is the kingly way. The old man is right, Zhou Wei will definitely be a good father in the future!
After a family of nine (stop!) happily finished sharing a big bowl of braised meatballs, Zhou Wei took out a wet tissue to wipe the wings of the foodies queuing up.After a few minutes of getting along, the Huluji brothers have completely admired him. If they stand in a word, they will stand in a word. Will agree without hesitation.
Of course if they can shout...
"Where did they come from?" Zhou Wei was full, and began to think about the origin of the gourd chicken brothers, "If they are all your relatives, then should we take them to Yiqingzhai Paomo Restaurant to find their parents? Should such a young child lose his family and be anxious?"
"It's okay, the baby manta ray dragon has a certain ability to protect itself, and it may be inherited from the family. The hearts of our adults...are relatively big." Percy remembered that he had been lost alone for several months, and exchanged his life. Roubaozi's grandfather is in a bit of a complicated mood, but he still has to say hello to his relatives anyway. This is a courtesy, "It happens that we are also going to Yiqingzhai to eat steamed buns, so let's take them there with us."
The two carried seven chickens all the way to Yiqingzhai, and they were startled when they entered the gate—there was a sea of people in the lobby, let alone 500 people, and most of them seemed to be aliens!
These aliens seem to know each other, chatting enthusiastically, and some manta dragon cubs are playing between the dining tables, throwing meatballs and hawthorn balls all over the floor.
"Percy! You're late!" A slender, gentle young man rushed over as soon as he saw Percy, and gave him a big bear hug without saying a word, "The big day is late, you arrogant The problem is that it hasn't changed at all, what's the matter, you will be happy if you let Grandpa and the others wait for you?"
"..." Percy was so terrified that he couldn't believe what he saw, and he said in a long time, "Rui, Uncle Rachel? You, why did you come to Earth? And great-grandfather? Great-grandfather is here ?”
"Huh?" Rui Qiu asked in surprise, "What do you mean by that? Didn't your father invite everyone to come to Earth to attend your wedding banquet? Why didn't you, the person involved, know?"
"..." Percy scanned the audience, and found that his huge family seemed to have basically come together, even the uncles and grandparents from the galaxy next door, their spouses, and children were all present... So they were really invited to participate in their own event. Is it for a wedding banquet?
The question is why the client really doesn't know at all?
"You really don't seem to know?" Rachel was really surprised, "Did no one inform you?"
"……No!"
"Your father didn't tell you?"
"...This one really doesn't exist!"
"Then how did you get here?"
"...I just want to have a bowl of paomo with Zhou Wei."
Ruiqiu stared at him dumbfounded for half a minute, then patted his shoulders sympathetically: "Everyone must have been discussing so heatedly that they forgot about you. Alas, that's the bad thing about big families. It's easy to ignore irrelevant details."
Percy was a little confused whether he was comforting himself or mocking himself, but Rachel immediately became happy again: "Hey, it's really amazing to say that, I didn't inform you that I could come to my wedding banquet, so today is a rare occasion Days, our family can get together even if we go to the ends of the earth!"
Percy found that his uncle, who had always been a little wimpy, was actually quite eloquent, and he couldn't get angry at all when he said that.
"This is Zhou Wei, right? Hello, hello, I'm Percy's second uncle Ruiqiu." Ruiqiu let go of Percy and tried to hug Zhou Wei. His legs softened and he almost knelt down. He hurriedly supported the wall to stand firm, and said , "I seem to be a little calcium deficient recently, so what, let's go in and sit down and talk, it's tiring to stand up."
"...You just want to kneel instinctively, and it has nothing to do with calcium deficiency." Percy supported Rui Qiu, explained Zhou Wei's identity and the "kneel for me" halo to him, and said, " Just get used to it, and at the beginning I also took calcium tablets for a long time foolishly."
Rui Qiu looked at Zhou Wei with more awe, and said: "Then you should wait first, let me go in and give you some science, there are too many elders here today, if you go in rashly, everyone will kneel down, It might be too embarrassing."
Percy fully agreed, and took off the chickens on his head and Zhou Wei's shoulders and handed them to Ruiqiu: "By the way, take these children in, are they septuplets? Which family? The uncle's house in the next galaxy grandson?"
"...is the uncle of the galaxy next door, not the grandson." Ruiqiu took the gourd chicken brothers one by one, and said, "Grandpa Russell's newborn septuplets, they are a generation higher than me, and your grandpa It's the same, as for the ranking... you can ask Grandfather Russell himself, I can't remember clearly anyway."
Rui Qiu left with seven uncles, Percy sighed with complicated emotions, and held Zhou Wei's shoulder: "Are you okay?"
Zhou Wei didn't say a word during the few minutes of their exchange of greetings, not because of aloofness, but because of a serious outbreak of contraindications - damn hundreds of relatives!Nima wedding banquet!Nima, a large group of aliens came to Earth to hold a wedding banquet for them!
Nima also forgot to notify the two parties involved!
By the way, the gourd chicken brother who was kneeling and begging him for meatballs just now is actually his uncle!
Slap the big chicken uncle, your sister!What kind of weird family is this?
"...I'm fine." Zhou Wei took a few deep breaths before controlling his nearly collapsed condition, resisting the urge to turn around and run away immediately, and said, "Everyone is here, so many relatives should go in and say hello , let's go."
The couple clasped their hands and gave each other a pep talk. Guessing that Rachel might be well-versed in science, they walked into the lobby hand in hand.
Crowds of people.Although Zhou Wei knew that Percy came from a large and noble family, he still couldn't calm down when he saw the real body of this family with his own eyes. It seems to exude a strong weird temperament, but even if it is weird, it must be a universe-level elite weirdness!
The only good thing is that Ruiqiu's science popularization seems to be in place. Everyone successfully controlled their knees and did not kneel to him, otherwise the picture would be too beautiful!
After a moment of silence, Emperor McCaw, the chief planner of the wedding banquet, quickly reacted, and personally took his wife Huang to apologize to Zhou Wei.It was the first time for Zhou Wei to see Mr. McCaw Bai, who was not sure whether he was father-in-law or father-in-law, in reality. He could only call him "Your Majesty" in general and expressed his welcome to him.
Next, the whole family was supposed to get to know each other, but in view of the fact that there were too many people, His Majesty Sauter suggested to send someone to take the two newcomers (well, they are not too new) to parade the whole venue, so the copy of Ollie's ancestor was let out.The handsome holographic little old man floated in mid-air to guide the two protagonists, and introduced them to a total of 530 relatives from all walks of life in the audience. In addition to Emperor McCaw and his partner Juan, Baker Kingdom also came this time to focus on playing Qiao Dongliang, the overlord of basketball for 100 years, and his husband Jack who stepped in the door.Jack was born in the powerful Delta galaxy. His Majesty the Galaxy Emperor Salter is his father, and Russell, the hero mother who gave birth to three-figure sons so that even he can't count them, is his mother.Of course, she is also the mother of Brother Huluji.
Hearing that Russell is actually a pure Earthling without a hair, Zhou Wei finally understands why the cosplay of Huluji Brothers is so down-to-earth.
Speaking of an ordinary human being married to the Emperor of the Galaxy, how did he adapt to such a drastic identity change?Zhou Wei couldn't help being full of curiosity about this amazing man.
After getting to know Russell, the next introduction will be easier, because more than half of the more than 500 people present are his son, his son's partner, and his son's son. Zhou Wei only needs to remember everyone's ranking.
Finally, the ancestor Oli introduced his son grandly to Zhou Wei, that is, the father of His Majesty Sauter, the host of the wedding banquet, Evans, and the chairman of Yiqingzhai Paomo Restaurant, also known as Huang Mudu.
So Zhou Wei finally realized after being dizzy for half an hour that his wedding banquet was actually just a nominal version of the millennium celebration of Yiqingzhai's main store.
Speaking of which, these upper-class people really do things quite casually...
After a round, Zhou Wei had already digested the few meatballs he ate. Taking advantage of Percy being called to talk to his uncles, he quickly found a place where no one was around and sat down. The steamed buns are delicious.
After eating like wind and clouds, Zhou Wei seemed to be a bit full, and Zhou Wei started to feel sick again. He was about to ask the waiter to serve a bowl of sour plum soup to relieve his tiredness, when he suddenly felt someone sitting next to him.
"Stomach upset? Did you take it too fast?" The approachable great-grandfather Russell took out a bottle of small pills from his pocket and gave him. "Take some of this, and the medicine will cure your illness. I always keep it with me when I go out."
Zhou Wei didn't know if the medicine that humans take would still work for him, but since it was the kindness of the elders, he took it and swallowed it: "Thank you."
Russell's smile was a bit meaningful: "You should have had this stomach problem for a while, right?"
"It's been a month or two." Zhou Wei thought about it for a while, and said, "At first, I just lost my appetite, but it suddenly became serious in the past week, and I felt like vomiting when I ate meat."
The mother of the hero stuffed the medicine bottle into his pocket with her own hands, as if she had come here: "I see...you can keep this and eat it slowly, and give the formula to Percy later, you should still be able to use it in the future."
Not to mention that this medicine is really miraculous, Zhou Wei had only swallowed it for half a minute, and his nausea had completely calmed down, so he asked curiously, "Have you ever studied medicine?"
Russell sighed wistfully, and said: "You should become a doctor after a long illness. I was born with...a bad life. I will feel sick for a period of time every few years. It has lasted for hundreds of years. I was anxious at the beginning, and I blamed others for my mistakes. , I got used to throwing up and throwing up later, so it must be some kind of strange talent." Looking around with complicated eyes, he said with a wry smile, "After all, it has revived a great family, haha."
Zhou Wei couldn't understand what he said, so he nodded out of politeness. Perhaps because he had also lived on the earth for many years, he was quite close to this inexplicably down-to-earth elder, and asked: "Oli's ancestor Say, you used to be an ordinary earthling?"
"Yeah." Russell spread his hands, "Actually, it's the same now, it's just because of some reasons that I got a super long lifespan. Fundamentally speaking, I'm still an ordinary earthling."
"Then how did you adapt to this drastic identity change?" Zhou Wei asked, "Suddenly changing from an ordinary person to the partner of the Galaxy Emperor must be difficult to adapt to, right?"
Russell's eyes became distant, as if recalling something from the past: "Actually, it's very easy. Maybe I'm a person who goes with the flow. I never feel uneasy about the change of status. Whether it's an ordinary person or a first partner. Well, whether it’s the richest man in the galaxy, each new identity represents a new life, and a new life can bring a brand new life experience. I like to welcome various life experiences, so I don’t find it difficult.”
Zhou Wei was silent, looking at Percy who was responding gracefully in the crowd, and sighed secretly.
"Are you confused about walking into such a big family?" Russell smiled, "Actually, you don't have to, you are you, you don't have to change yourself to cater to Percy, since he chooses to stay with you on Earth, then you can Keeping the original life, our family is very enlightened, and there is absolutely no such thing as the elders imposing their personal will on the younger ones."
Zhou Wei was still uneasy: "But Percy is a prince, and he has received a strict royal education. It is impossible for him to spend his whole life with me in an inaccessible mountain. Wouldn't that be a burial for him?"
"Strict education is only to make him have the appropriate ability, not to determine his future life." Russell explained, "Life is so long, hundreds of years, thousands of years, not because of receiving the education of the prince, but because of receiving the prince's education. To spend such a long time being a prince, everyone has the right to choose the life they want at every stage of life. From another perspective, you don’t have to assert that you want to be a breeder in the next few hundred years just because you are a breeder now. Breeders, life is never static, especially for us super-long-lived creatures, and new choices can be made at any time."
He patted Zhou Wei on the shoulder: "My child, you are still a picture, Tu Naiyi. After living for a century, you may be able to grasp a little bit of the mystery of life. To be honest, even if you live to my age, you will still be able to understand the secrets of life." You may not be able to understand the mystery of 'time'."
Hundreds of years, thousands of years... Zhou Wei read this number silently, and his heart suddenly became clear, yes, life is so long, there is no need for him and Percy to be entangled in the life in front of them, time is their greatest wealth, even after another 100 years, They still have the opportunity to make new plans.
The wedding banquet—it can also be said to be a family reunion or a millennium store celebration—has come to a successful conclusion in a warm and peaceful atmosphere. Before the booth was broken up, relatives and friends presented gifts to Zhou Wei and Percy one after another, some of which were particularly romantic, such as The famous paintings of the universe given by Ruiqiu; some are very practical, such as the complete set of fitness equipment given by Qiao Dongliang; Rose gold hyperspace mecha.
When evening fell, Percy had to hire a container truck to haul tons of presents back to Baolongyu.
After washing up, Zhou Wei lay on the bed and looked at his freshly baked rose gold mecha. To be honest, it was a bit strange for a big man to hold a pink mecha, but maybe it was because he was full of love recently and was full of softness. , Actually, the more I watched it, the more I liked it: "The mecha is great, we can go to other planets to try new ones during our annual vacation... Well, hehe, you understand."
Since the overall dragon form, he seems to have become more and more unscrupulous about that topic.
Percy understood completely, and took out his mecha and threw it to him: "My mother said that two mechas can be put together to make a couple spread out. Next time, try to find a place where no one is around? How about Mount Everest?"
"It's too cold, I still like Hawaii." Zhou Wei began to blush after thinking about it, and when his lower abdomen became hot, something jumped suddenly, "Hiss——"
"What's wrong?" Percy asked nervously.
"The stomach is a little... strange." Zhou Wei pressed his lower abdomen, unable to tell whether it was painful or itchy, "I'll go to the hospital tomorrow, but I didn't take care of it today. What's wrong with me recently, either here or there Uncomfortable, my stomach has just healed, and my stomach starts to jump again. Is it because of the side effects of the medicine given by Mr. Russell?"
Percy patted his belly carefully, then put his ears back on and listened.
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