The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

"Id, single certificate, admission ticket...do I need to bring a work permit?" Zhou Wei asked Percy when he was packing up the things he should prepare for the wedding at eight o'clock in the morning on the Mid-Autumn Festival.

"No need." Percy said as he was changing into his wedding dress, "I need to bring my interstellar passport. I have a Gamma Galaxy ID, and I need to convert it when I get married in the Milky Way."

Zhou Wei said "Oh", and stuffed everything into a small bag. Seeing that it was getting late, he urged: "Don't worry about it, you are already handsome enough, let's go, I have already urged you twice."

"This is the most important moment in my life." Percy straightened his neckline and sighed, "I didn't expect that I could wear a Chinese formal suit. I thought it would look like a waiter of a hot pot restaurant."

Percy looks like a typical vampire, with white complexion, red lips, and black curly hair. Zhou Wei has seen him wearing Baker's robes. The beauty of things colliding.

Anyway, he is self-willed.

"I'll wait for you downstairs." However, no matter how beautiful he is, he has watched Zhou Wei for several years, and he is tired of looking at it, so he doesn't need to watch it anymore.

"Hey, get dressed before you go down. You can't even wash your face for such a big event as marriage... Have you washed your face yet?" Percy looked at his aggressive wife, who was shirtless and carrying a dress. He swaggered away, questioning heartily.

"I've taken a bath!" Zhou Wei put on his coat and buttoned it up, opened the door on the first floor, and suddenly found two fresh shoots and a pink wild flower on the steps.

Needless to say, it must have been sent by Kuo Er and Zhou Quan. Zhou Wei felt warm in his heart. He didn't expect that the two knew that they were going to get married today. He picked up the little flower and sniffed it, and put it on his collar. Finally, he felt that his son was not in vain.

Percy was also very happy to receive such a thoughtful gift, and solemnly put away the two bamboo shoots: "Although it's not as good as the district chief's red envelope, it's very meaningful. Let's make a spicy pot later."

"..." Zhou Wei felt that His Royal Highness was becoming more and more down-to-earth.

The two rode Harley motorcycles for an hour and arrived at the wedding venue on time. Not to mention the spectacular mass wedding, five hundred couples crowded on the city wall, men and women, women and men, of course, the mainstream is still men and women, looking particularly festive .

Zhou Wei's contraindication was immediately violated: "Do you think so many people crowded together with dull expressions looks like the end of the world?"

"...That's joy! Happy and dull are completely different expressions!" Percy was very dissatisfied with his description.

"Oh, you are here!" The miscellaneous hair of the Quanzhen Sect saw the two of them at a glance, and ran over with a smile on his face, "Come, come, I have reserved a good seat for you, it is very close to the rostrum, and you can teach real people with us Close contact, I have already told our real person, after the speech, I will take time to show you two pictures, it is free!"

again?When Zhou Wei saw him, he remembered that he was forced to propose marriage, and his coffin face became even darker.Percy was very happy. God knows why a high-ranking prince like him is so obsessed with feudal superstition: "Really? Really? Are you very good at teaching real people?"

"That's for sure." Miscellaneous Mao proudly said, "The President of the United States came here to ask for orders. He heard that he couldn't be re-elected, so he even performed a fortune-telling ceremony with us!"

"..." Zhou Wei: Is this okay? !

During the conversation, a master of ceremonies wearing a golden dress stepped onto the rostrum, announcing that the collective wedding ceremony was about to begin, and asked everyone to return to their respective places.Miscellaneous Mao took Zhou Wei and Percy to a couple seat with a very wide view beside the rostrum, and said, "Sit down first, and I will be at the information desk next to it. After the ceremony is over, I will take you to meet our real person."

When the music started, five hundred couples took their seats one after another, and Zhou Wei and Percy also sat down.The golden master of ceremonies announced the official start of the wedding. First, the leaders of the Communist Youth League were invited to speak on the stage, and then the Quanzhen Sect headed the real person.Unexpectedly, such a tall real person is actually a woman, she is quite young, she looks no more than 50 years old, with outstanding temperament and fairy style.

The leader of the Communist Youth League is the officiant, and the real person is the witness. The two each said a blessing such as growing old together and sharing weal and woe.The marriage certificate was pre-registered. Zhou Wei took it in his hand and opened it. There was a particularly unreal feeling. His name and "Percy Bai" were printed together, and there was a holographic logo next to it. The wedding photo of the two, wearing red dresses, looks like a waiter at a hot pot restaurant.

Well, as long as he is like a waiter, Percy is still quite tall.

"We're finally married!" Percy was a little excited, holding his hand and said with emotion, "It's been almost three years in a blink of an eye. I came to Earth to catch Gulliver that year, and I never dreamed that I would meet you. It's God's will that you took away the good fate stone as candy!"

Zhou Wei felt unreal when he thought about it. At that time, he just grabbed a handful of candy, but he didn't expect to get a husband back, and also caught a strange and tortuous trip to another star.

"Speaking of which, I have seen you before." Zhou Wei recalled the day he first met, "I went to the quarantine office to do a quarantine for Zhou Quan, and I happened to see you coming in from the port with a few guards, and many people surrounded you. There's a whole bunch of port patrols clearing the way."

"Huh? You saw me back then?" Percy asked unexpectedly, "Then you haven't doubted that Gulliver and I are two people?"

"There were too many people at that time, so I didn't see it clearly." Zhou Wei said, "I just wondered who would be so annoying, who would come later or sooner, and insisted on coming on the day I was leaving, so I couldn't leave Hong Kong for a long time. .”

Percy sighed, "It's all fate."

Zhou Wei thought for a while, and had no choice but to nod in agreement: "Yes, it's really a sinful fate."

The two looked at each other and smiled warmly at the same time.

The master of ceremonies said something on the stage, the music gradually heated up, everyone stood up and walked to the wall, and the relatives and friends standing under the city wall watching the ceremony burst into cheers.Zhou Wei didn't pay attention to the lecture, and followed the crowd to stand up ignorantly, and asked Percy, "What are you doing? Is it over? Can you go home? What are the people below shouting at?"

"Blessings." Percy pricked up his ears and listened, and said, "The newcomer is going to throw a bouquet. It is said that those who receive the bouquet below will have good luck and find the person they like."

While talking, newcomers rushed over. Zhou Wei was pushed by the crowd to the crenel of the city wall. Looking down, he saw that the crowd was full of relatives and friends. It is conservatively estimated that there are tens of thousands of people. In the end-time movie, the whole world is full of zombies.

"Oops, I forgot to bring the bouquet." Percy was right behind him, using his body to shield him from the crowd, and said regretfully, "What should I do if I don't have to throw it away? Is it unlucky?"

Zhou Wei thought of the wild flowers that Zhou Quan gave him, pulled them off his collar and threw them down, saying: "Throw it away, it's fine if it suits the occasion."

Percy was reminded by him, and took out two big bamboo shoots from his bag: "That's right, there are no flowers and other gifts, let's throw this!"

"..." Zhou Wei didn't expect that he would carry bamboo shoots with him on the big day, and suddenly felt that he was not well. However, before he could express his opinion, Percy raised his hand and threw the two bamboo shoots down.

"Ouch!"

"What fell?!"

"A terrorist attack?"

"...Looks like bamboo shoots."

There was confusion in the crowd, it seemed that the mascot they dropped had hit someone, Zhou Wei was startled, stretched his neck and watched for a long time, only to find that there was no major damage, it was just a giant tide made by a relative or friend The tornado hairstyle was slightly damaged.

Percy wanted to go down to apologize, but the friends of the Quanzhen Sect had already come across the waves like chanting water-avoiding spells, and parted the crowd: "It's great that you are here, we will be here sooner or later." Let's go, hurry up, go out with me and let her show you the picture!"

Miscellaneous Mao couldn't help but dragged them out of the crowd and into the office of the management office.The immortal Jurchen was very kind, and when she saw them coming in, she smiled and congratulated, and said: "My apprentice has always been eccentric, and I didn't expect to be so close to you. It can be seen that there is God's will between people, and Racial origin doesn't matter."

Zhou Wei didn't have a good impression of feudal superstition, but maybe this real person's temperament was too outstanding, so he didn't find her annoying, so he greeted her lightly.The real person invited them to sit down, turned his unpredictable eyes on their faces, and said to Zhou Wei: "This layman has a noble face. Huaji. I see that you had few relatives in the first half of your life, but your marriage was excellent in the second half of your life. In the future, you will definitely get better and better, and everything will go smoothly."

Everyone loves to hear good words, even though she thought she was just talking nonsense, Zhou Wei thanked her sincerely.

The real man showed a perceptive smile, waved his hand at him, and turned to Percy, his eyes were a little complicated: "This layman is invaluable, his future is limitless, his cultivation is not enough, and he dare not speculate on major matters. Let me just talk about the things you are most concerned about right now... You are destined to have two-digit children. Although there are a few who may be perverse and disobedient, and will bring you a lot of troubles, you are destined to have noble people, and everything With a respectful husband in charge, no one can turn against the sky, and in the end they will obediently cry and kneel down to call Dad."

Percy was shocked, he didn't expect that his secret care was completely guessed by the real person, and he immediately threw himself at her: "It's amazing, then I will lend you a good word!"

"It's easy to say, easy to say." The real person smiled and took out two leaflets and handed them to them, "Come on, you may need this, our Quanzhen Sect and the Provincial Maternal and Child Health Center have jointly established a six-star confinement center , at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, the prime location has a pleasant scenery, and now you pay the deposit and come with full moon rituals and first birthday prayers, I wish you an early birth and a full house of children and grandchildren!"

Engage in a long time or advertising!But what the hell is a confinement center? !Zhou Wei had a black thread on his hair, and he didn't know whether to accept the advertisement respectfully or throw it on the real person's face.Percy felt his murderous intent, quickly thanked the real person, and pulled him out of the office.

"What are you doing?!" Zhou Weiyi tore up the advertisement and threw it away, "Is there such an Amway? Can't she see that I am a man?"

Percy was still immersed in the bright future of having a two-digit son, and said with a smile: "Hey, it's also for business, it's just dedication, you can just listen to it, what kind of confinement center, I can put you Serve me well... No, no, no, I'll remember what we said about DINK!"

Zhou Wei was so coaxed by him that he lost his temper. After all, today is a good day for them, so he no longer struggled with the problem of two-digit children.

Percy took out his mobile phone and said, "Come on, let's take a group photo while the atmosphere is still there, and I'll send it to my father, queen mother, Gulliver and Irma, and tell them we got married today." He turned on the selfie function, put his arms around Zhou Wei's neck and called: "Egg——"

After the group photo was taken and sent out, Percy didn't know what to do for a while, touched the bag and said regretfully: "The bamboo shoots are all given away, so I can't eat the spicy hotpot, let's go, go to Huimin Street and eat some steamed buns, Yi Qingzhai’s stir-fries are good, and I still have a VIP diamond card, which offers a [-]% discount.”

On the day of the big wedding, they were also drunk from eating steamed buns, but they didn't plan to hold a wedding banquet anyway, so they could eat whatever they liked, and Zhou Wei agreed kindly: "Let's go, eat a hundred skewers of barbecue meat, and boil another two hundred skewers." A tripe, today I treat guests, persimmon cake, zeng cake, cold noodle jelly is enough!"

Distant Gamma Galaxy, Baker Kingdom.

The wise and mighty Emperor McCaw was running around with his chubby little son on his back. The Queen hurried out of the laboratory: "Did you see the message from Percy? This bastard actually got married on Earth!"

"Huh?" Emperor McCaw was taken aback, and quickly turned on his communicator. Sure enough, there was a message from the eldest son lying in the mailbox, and a [-]D photo of him and Zhou Wei was attached.

"He looks pretty good in red. I always thought vampires were too creepy in red, but it looks okay... Let the tailor make two red robes for me to wear!" Emperor McCaw's focus was too frightening. dead.

Her Majesty Queen's black line: "Didn't you see clearly? He and Zhou Wei got married on Earth, got a certificate, and participated in some strange group wedding organized by the magic stick society-do you know what a group wedding is? It's a group wedding. Thousands of people get married together!"

"Huh? Such a heavy mouth?" Emperor McCaw was stunned. "A thousand people get married together? Is it a group mating? A thousand p?"

"..." Her Majesty Queen can't figure out how this poor galaxy has maintained peace and development under the control of such a wonderful king. It must be some kind of supernatural power running in the dark, right?

"I have to tell my father and the Supreme Emperor." The Queen was too lazy to explain to her husband such a question that preschool children could understand, so she used his communicator to open the group chat mode, and sent the Supreme Emperor and his wife as well as those far away in the Delta galaxy. His grandfather and others were all pulled into the discussion group.

"What? Percy is married?!" The Supreme Emperor Qiao Dongliang seemed to be playing basketball, sweat was all over his vest, and when he saw the photo in the shared file, he shouted, "Why didn't you notify us of such a big matter? Is there such a thing as Lao Tzu, the overlord?"

"Calm down, isn't it just that you didn't make a three-pointer? Don't vent your anger on the child." Jack wiped his sweat with a towel and said to Emperor McCaw: "It's a big deal, just get married if you get married. It's just about two people, besides, isn't he notifying us?"

"But wouldn't it be too low to have such a group ceremony for such a 1988 commemorative coin for such a big event?" Dr. Rachel, the brother of Emperor McCaw, interjected, "After all, Percy is the prince of the Gamma Galaxy, and he is known by everyone. It is embarrassing for our royal family to participate in the thousands of people's approval - what I am talking about is people like you, Your Majesty, after all, not everyone has an IQ above the line and can successfully distinguish the difference between a group wedding and a thousand people's approval."

"... Your ability to ridicule is getting better, dear." Emperor McCall said unhappily, "Do you want me to ask the Chancellor to make a new budget for your research institute for next year?"

Dr. Rachel shut up.

"Let me intervene." Grandfather Russell, who was far away in the Delta galaxy, suddenly asked weakly, "Who is Percy?"

"..." There was an embarrassing silence, and five seconds later, Emperor McCaw stood up and claimed his son, "Grandpa, Percy is my eldest son... By the way, should I introduce myself first, I am your No. .30 The eldest son of four sons, Jack, I am now the king of the Baker Kingdom in the Gamma galaxy. My name is McCaw Bye. By the way, I look very similar to Uncle Dorken. You can probably think of me when you look at him... ...Do you still remember who Doken is? He is your No.30 fifth son!"

"..." Russell thought for a moment, and suddenly realized, "I remember, you are that streaker! The gray-haired vampire, Dorken always hid in your underwear when he was a child... Soter, why are you staring at me, I didn't say wrong?"

"You're not wrong." His Majesty Salter, the head of the Delta Galaxy, replied helplessly, and apologized to the gray-haired blood-sucking streaker: "He is not targeting you, McCaw, I apologize to you on behalf of your grandfather, he just There are too many children to count... You know, as the richest man in the galaxy, he is very busy, and recently he is planning to organize the Cosmic Olympics, and he only meets a dozen of sponsors a day, and his brain is not enough."

"...I understand." Emperor McCaw, who only had three sons and two who had run away from home, expressed his understanding in tears.

"Hey, is there a wedding going on at home?" At some point, a ghost-like id automatically joined the chat group, and the fully digitized ancestor of Ollie popped up from the holographic panel, and the [-]D virtual avatar had blood on his face. , as if he had discovered some gossip event that could make him show off his power, "Is Percy married? Married to a person on Earth? Can you travel to the Milky Way at public expense again? Please bring my copy this time!"

"Hello, Grandpa Oli, Grandpa, Grandpa!" Everyone in the group greeted the second child with the highest seniority in the family.

"Hello, you guys." Ollie said happily, "It's really rewarding to see my children and grandchildren all over the universe! Since everyone is discussing Percy's marriage, why don't you inform all your relatives, it's so lively meow hehe!"

Without waiting for Emperor McCaw to object, Oli had already imported his carefully recorded "the most complete worship family genealogy map in history" into the group chat. Half a second later, hundreds of people appeared on the member list with a bang, and the three of Russell The countless sons brought three-digit spouses and children all online, and the lineup was so strong that the hero mother herself had a serious embarrassment: "Why did I have so many children!"

Everyone was suddenly pulled into the discussion group, and they were a little confused. After reading the shared files, they realized that they were going to discuss Percy's marriage.After a flurry of science popularization to find out who Percy is, most of the family members said that such a big happy event should be done in a big way, so as to show the wealth and prosperity of the Bai family!

Well they just want to organize a group tour of the galaxy at their own expense.

"Since everyone thinks that we should take care of it, then it's decided." After two hours of heated discussions, the elder Evans the most respected and materialized existence in the family, also known as Huang Mudu's cosmic chain bubble The chairman of the steamed bun shop made the final decision, "It just so happens that our Yiqingzhai steamed bun restaurant in Xiyang City will hold a millennium celebration next month. Double happiness is coming, let's hold their wedding banquet together!"

The family members all felt that holding a wedding banquet at the steamed bun restaurant seemed a bit perfunctory, but everyone hadn’t had a family gathering for a long time, especially in the second hometown that was very mysterious to them, so no one mentioned it. The objection was successfully passed unanimously.

Huang Mudu didn't expect his family to expand to this scale and people are still so united. He couldn't help but feel very relieved, and sighed: "Our old Huang family is really a model for the universe. We must continue to love each other like this in the future. Ah! Then let's set a date later, see you at Yiqingzhai's head office!"

There was an embarrassing silence, and after two seconds, His Majesty Sort couldn't help but correct him: "Father, our family name is Bai, and Huang Mudu is just your stage name for selling steamed buns..."

This kind of trivial matter did not entangle everyone for too long. After the time, place and list of participants were all chattered, everyone happily spread out and went home to attend the legendary wedding ceremony of His Royal Highness Percy.

Everything is ready, but everyone has overlooked one of the most basic and important questions—it seems that no one has told Percy that he is going to hold a wedding banquet?

In Yiqingzhai Paomo Main Store in Xiyang City far away from the earth, Zhou Wei held a handful of roasted lamb kidneys and sneezed hugely. He looked up at the bright autumn sun and muttered, "It's really cold this year!"