The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

, sitting cross-legged opposite him and said with a serious face: "I want to tell you something, you promise me not to get excited, not to get mad, and not to hit anyone."

"What's wrong?" Zhou Wei was taken aback and sat up subconsciously.

Percy took a deep breath and said, "You're not sick, you're just pregnant!"

"?" Zhou Wei stared in disbelief, "What?"

"Russell's great-grandfather told me." Percy said, "he had hundreds of children, and he could see your symptoms at a glance. Later, when I told my mother, he secretly scanned you with his portable scanner. , You have been pregnant for almost two months, and the stomach troubles before are just pregnancy reactions! Great-grandfather Russell said that there is no need to see a doctor, and it is useless, as long as you have regular check-ups with the medical module of the super-dimensional mech, I think If you feel uncomfortable, take the pill he gave you, it was developed by his personal doctor for hundreds of years, and it is especially effective against the pregnancy reaction of the manta ray dragon mother!"

"..." Zhou Wei felt a little difficult to breathe, "Conceived, pregnant?"

"Yes," Percy said, "remember Irma? He reacted exactly like you did when he first started to conceive, so what, don't be afraid, don't worry, mantasaurus are oviparous and very small, You're only pregnant with one egg, so it won't affect your daily life at all, and it won't hurt too much during childbirth... Just hit me if it hurts, and I promise I won't fight back!"

Is this really a matter of fighting back or not?Didn't you agree that Dink...was adopted?Zhou Wei is a bit speechless about his own life!

"Didn't you say at Christmas that you like children and want one? Isn't it more meaningful to be born yourself than to adopt?" Percy was afraid that he would not think about it, so he used his powerful eloquence to brainwash him quickly, "Don't you always say Is it mentally retarded for Zhouquan to adopt Huawei? How nice it is for us to give birth to our own chick? Do you remember how cute Xiaomao is? Remember the gourd chicken brothers I met at the gate of the Drum Tower today—no, the uncles—how many How cute are you obedient? You are born to be a deterrent to the manta ray dragon. After the child is born, doesn’t it mean that you have an extra follower? Think about how imposing you are flying in front and me and the children chasing after you?!”

After a while, "men" came up, dare to say that he really wanted to give birth to double digits... Zhou Wei was a little annoyed, but thinking about the gourd chicken brothers flying in the air, they lined up in a line and in characters , if I fly at the forefront, it seems to be quite majestic...

If the egg is small and painless, it seems that there is nothing to be afraid of pregnancy, and the problem of morning sickness can be easily solved with Russell's great-grandfather's special medicine!

Zhou Wei quickly completed his self-persuasion, and impatiently interrupted Percy's incoherent persuasion: "Shut up! Go and get me a gourd chicken!"

Percy was horrified: "What?" Can't accept having a baby so much that he wants to eat the incarnations of his uncles to vent his anger?

"I'm hungry!" Zhou Wei kicked him off the bed, "I'm eating alone for two now! Can't I have a supper?"

"..." Percy was once again defeated by his wife's crazy brain circuit. He lay on the ground for five seconds before recovering, and jumped up, "No problem! I'll go to the heat!"

Looking at Percy's messy back, Zhou Wei let out a long sigh of relief, and lay back on the pillow. To be honest, the cubs of the manta ray dragon are quite cute, especially the yellow one, which looks warm and soft, like a three-yellow running chicken ...No, they can't produce yellow chickens, can they?One of the two fathers is white and the other is black, so... a gray chicken will be born?

A gray chicken is just a gray chicken, gray is a versatile color, and it goes well with clothes... Wait, what if a black and white striped chicken is born?Will he be in the navy when he grows up?Even sea soul shirts are saved!

What is even more terrifying is the cow chicken. What if one lump is black and the other is white?How bad is it for a boy to grow up to be a nanny?

What about barcode chicken?What about the QR code chicken?

The more Zhou Wei thought about it, the more frightened he became. When Percy warmed up and brought his late-night snack to the bed, his depression was about to explode: "How do I open the medical section of the mech? Can I see the color of the egg when I do a perspective view? I'm black, are you?" Bai, will the baby be covered with QR codes after birth?"

"..." Percy black-lined, "Impossible! Theoretically speaking, my family has all-color genes, and it is possible for us to have children of any color. And even if the colors collide, don't worry, His Majesty Sauter is red Blue contrasting color, I have an uncle who is yellow and orange contrasting color, and the beast looks are very domineering and gorgeous! In short, one generation is better than the next. It is impossible for our highly evolved creatures to give birth to children covered with QR codes. It will only grow better and better!"

"What if there is a contrast between black and white?" Zhou Wei asked melancholy while eating gourd chicken, "Wouldn't it be another Zhouquan?"

"...You'd better eat your supper well, it is impossible for a dragon to give birth to a panda." Percy touched his head sympathetically and said, "Grandfather Russell said that you have a phobia during pregnancy, and when the baby is born, you will have a baby." Just come out. Don't worry, even if our children are black and white, they must be very handsome and good-looking. They will never grow into QR codes or pandas. If you are really worried, you can refer to cranes or swans and beautify them a thousand times ...that way you won't be too anxious."

Zhou Wei reluctantly accepted his comfort. After eating the gourd chicken, he drank two glasses of orange juice to clear his mouth. He lay on the bed and dreamed about cranes and swans.

Percy packed up the tableware and arranged the congratulatory gifts from relatives. It was already slightly bright, and he returned to the bedroom to tuck Zhou Wei in the quilt, and sat on the rocking chair in front of the window.

It began to snow again outside, and the white snowflakes fell on the window lattice, slowly accumulating a thin layer of ice crystals, Percy took out the pendant around his neck, it was the snowflakes that Zhou Wei collected for him in Antarctica, With his body temperature, but still crystal clear, as beautiful as the snowflakes outside.

No, it is more beautiful than all the snowflakes outside, that is what Zhou Wei gave him, the guarantee of a happy life.

Time is long, and life has just begun. Hekiutlan Gangsimansa planet is their first stop, the earth is their second stop, and there will be a third stop and a fourth stop in the future... There is him, there is Zhou Wei, with their children, every station in the future will be a complete experience, and every story will have a happy ending.