I Ship My Adversary X Me

512.

The current situation is very critical.

I swipe my phone excitedly and anxiously.

Whether you can successfully regain the city depends on this battle!

513.

Here's the thing.

Although this house is not big, it obviously has three rooms, but Gu Yiliang invited me to live in one with him, which is the master bedroom with a bathroom. What do you think he wants?

Although there is nothing special about two big men sharing the same bed.

Although the pajamas he prepared for me are very conservative and fit perfectly.

Although I sneaked a peek at the other two rooms, they were empty without even a bed.

But I still firmly believe that his move is intended to tease my few remaining happy beans.

514.

At this moment, he is taking a shower in the bathroom, and I have already taken a shower under his politeness. After washing with the toothbrush he bought from a small department store, I lay on the bed in my pajamas.

515.

With the sound of water pattering, every time I look at my phone for 15 seconds on average, I would nervously turn my head to look at the bathroom door.

I understand this plot, I've seen it in fanfiction.

Waiting for him to open the door of the bathroom, only wrapping his lower body with a towel, rubbing his hair with a fluffy towel, deliberately and inadvertently showing his tight muscle lines in all directions, and the water dripping from the tip of his hair The beads would slide down his pectorals to his abs, and then "slide into the towel-wrapped secret parts" to collect my few Joybeans.

516.

I have memorized the script, so can I still make him wish?

Of course not.

So what I have to do is to preemptively strike him the moment he opens the bathroom door, and kill him with one blow, so that he can't help himself, can't help himself, and can't take care of himself.

The spoiler is in my hand, I have the world. To put it bluntly, it is better than the waves. I will definitely be able to make waves even stronger than the waves of Honghu Lake!

Give it a go, turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, I will definitely win this wave of Happy Beans!

I have to win this round!

517.

I swipe my phone frantically, and quickly browse through posts such as "How to Fuck Straight Guys", "Scheming Straight Guys, I Have Special Skills", "How to Fuck Straight Steel Guys" and so on.

—and then disappointed to find that none of them apply.

What I want is a powerful visual impact!Intuitive!Expressiveness!tension!The kind that blows your face! powerful!Do you understand Baidu, doyouunderstand? !

518.

Listening to the sound of the water in the bathroom gradually diminishing until it stopped, I anxiously roamed the vast network, and a few keywords suddenly jumped into my eyes: the sexiest, the cutest, the most seductive, the most captivating, straight men irresistible The - duck sits.

Sweeping my eyes down, I glanced at countless related pictures, and it really is not bad, at least I like it quite a bit.

Then it's up to you, Pikachu!

519.

In the past few days, Gu Yiliang has been teased so stupidly that I have never seen his teased expression, so I must see it today!

Overjoyed, I rolled on the bed, raised my hand and unbuttoned two buttons on the pajamas, separated my legs and knelt facing the bathroom door——

Huh?

I sat down and sat down again.

520.

Why can't you sit down? !

521.

I turned on my phone and looked again.

What does it mean that men can't do this action?

What is the difference in the structure of the male pelvis?

What does it mean that men are generally unable to form a duck sit?

522.

When I was seven years old, in a natural science class, I heard the teacher say that if you cut an earthworm in half, it would turn into two earthworms, so I grabbed one earthworm and cut it vertically. Would I still believe in this evil?

Seeing the bathroom door slowly open, I adjusted my expression and sat down vigorously——

523.

Gu Yiliang froze when she wiped her hair, and looked suspiciously at me, who was lying on the bed with a twisted posture and a strange expression, sweating profusely.

I couldn't feel my lower body anymore, and looked at him with vacant eyes and the neat long-sleeved pajamas he was wearing.

524.

Me: Huh.

Me: Is the ambulance there?

Me: Are you there?

Me: Help.

Me: This time it's real.

525.

Just coming out of the consulting room, Xiao Chen, who was hurriedly summoned, looked at me with a complicated face, who was staggering and unsteady, and Gu Yiliang, who half embraced and half supported me.

Xiao Chen opened his mouth to speak, but I flew over fiercely with a sharp glance.

Xiao Chen's lips moved slightly, and my eyes flew over fiercely.

Xiao Chen was silent for a while, his lips moved slightly again, and I shot the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle at him with my eyes.

Xiao Chen was silent for a while, his lips moved slightly again, I——

Gu Yiliang blocked my sight.

Xiao Chen: "It's not that I said why do you still come to a big hospital? Why don't you restrain yourself? Let me have a look at your medical records. Did you register the wrong number? Why should you be an orthopedic doctor? -"

Regardless of the pain in my pelvis, I covered his mouth.

526.

Xiao Chen, who was hurriedly driven away, disappeared from sight with his medical records.

I turned my head to look at Gu Yiliang in despair: "Look, there's nothing wrong, I've already said that I don't need to come to the hospital..."

Gu Yiliang looked like she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and was delayed by my sharp eyes.

He coughed dryly, and said seriously: "You can ask the crew for leave with the medical records, and rest in the hotel for two more days. I'll bring you the computer to play with?"

That would be a burden to others, that would delay the crew's progress, that lady would still be doing business, then my Happy Bean...

--what?

There is a villain in my heart who narrows his eyes.

I looked at Gu Yiliang helplessly and pitifully, pinched the hem of his clothes and whispered: "Then will you accompany me?"

527.

Gu Yiliang held my hand slightly tighter, and hummed.

— Huh?

A smile appeared on the villain's face.

I lowered my eyes and whispered: "But that will delay your filming."

Gu Yiliang's hand was still tight and she said in a low voice, "I'll accompany you after the show."

——Ehhhhhhh?

The smile on the villain's face gradually became weird.

I caressed the wrinkles on the hem of his clothes, and continued to whisper: "Will that delay your reciting lines?"

Gu Yiliang's arm holding me became stiffer, and her voice was a little unnatural: "...No."

528.

——Huh huh huh?

Is this how Gu Yiliang was teased? !

Happy Beans are coming in!

It turns out that this guy eats green tea like this!

Say it earlier!

529.

I laughed fiercely in my heart, and put on a gentle and considerate look on my face: "Then recite it when you come to accompany me, and I can help you with prompting."

Gu Yiliang seemed to be relieved of a heavy burden for a moment, her arms relaxed, and she breathed out with a smile: "Oh, okay. I don't need to play games with you."

I:"……"

530.

I can go to your little mother! ! !

531.

I shook my hands and turned my head to leave, but was restrained by the dull pain in my pelvis.

Gu Yiliang took two steps forward to support me again, and laughed uncontrollably: "--acting skills still need to be honed, the emotions are not in place."

I:"……"

532.

Second damage!referee!He hurt me a second time!

No, it's three times!He also mocked my acting skills!

Give me back my Paramecium Gu Yiliang!I don't want this black belly! !

533.

I gritted my teeth angrily, and rolled my eyes to Siberia.

He pulled my face in a funny way: "I haven't asked you why you are free to play with yourself."

I patted his hand away, and said angrily: "You also said that you have nothing to do, and you want to try to challenge the physiological limit of the human body in a hurry, can't you?"

He started laughing again, the way he couldn't stop laughing.

Seeing that he was about to laugh his waist off again, I warned with a dangerous expression: "You are enough."

He reluctantly stopped laughing, and rubbed his cheeks: "You can't even lift me up, and you still want to challenge the limit of what?"

What year and month will I remember this time!

A soldier cannot be killed or humiliated!I gritted my teeth and solemnly swore: "Just wait, I'll recover in two days, and I won't be named Wei if I can't lift you up!"

"Oh?" He raised his eyebrows and smiled, rubbed my hair, and suppressed his voice softly, "Yanyan wants my last name so much—?"

534.

I fuck.

535.

I fucking knew he was playing an ethics joke.

I fucking knew he was referring to the father's surname, not the husband's surname.

536.

But why are my happy beans still rushing out? There are not many left. I beg you to hold up your hands and don't touch them. Give me a way to survive! !

Woohoo why on earth did I go to this step where the pelvis hurts so badly! ! !

Everyone came from the same company, why is there such a big gap between people! ! !

537.

I said sadly and angrily: "You!"

He smiled: "Me?"

I gritted my teeth and said, "You do this again!"

He looked curious: "Am I going to do this again?"

Me: "I'll just...!"

He: "You just...?"

Me: "...I just sang for others!!!"

538.

He: "Oh."

539.

……

Huh?