I Ship My Adversary X Me

486.

I never thought that the word "opening and closing" would really be applied to me one day.

——Used to describe the cabinet door.

487.

No one knows what went through my mind after the cabinet door was opened and before it was closed.

That is a magical road.

There was a small train whistling with 72 kinds of martial arts and [-] kinds of changes, which drove past vigorously and gracefully, knocked down the villain named Reason with a slap, and repeatedly crushed it.

There is a train line on each side of the small train, which will form a "1" for a while, and a "0" for a while.

The scene is really too grand and grand.

So that now I seem to have entered the time of a sage, my heart is like still water, quiet and without waves.

488.

Weird!

489.

A person's life is actually short--

If you close your eyes and don't open them, your life will be over.

Once the cabinet door is opened, no matter whether it is closed or not, this person can no longer go back.

490.

I watched Gu Yiliang running around the house without touching the ground, playing games on the computer, moving chairs into the study, washing fruit and getting drinks, and calling friends to borrow accounts——

——The rain in my heart was pouring down, even more torrential than the day when Concubine Qi was beaten to death with a random stick, but it still couldn't drench him.

He was busy with everything he could, and almost turned the study into an Internet cafe, and sat upright in front of the computer again, opened a browser to search for hero build guides, and his attitude was more rigorous than preparing lesson plans.

He didn't even look at me the whole time.

491.

No, why? !

He instigated the wind and cloud to sweep me away, set off another wave, and abandoned me? !

Both of us!It's so unfair!love and hate!All under his control!

I moan!Blood and tears every word!

492.

The moment he looked down at me just now, I even hallucinated the sound of the lock clicking and locking, which was crisp, pleasant and gripping.

Woo, my lock is shiny, (gesturing) it's so small, but it's exquisite and beautiful, and before holding it warm in the palm of my hand, he snatched it away and threw it into the river to wash away!

Why is he so over the top? !

No, you have to ask for an explanation.

Otherwise, the game hasn't even started yet, and the mentality has already collapsed in half.

493.

With mixed feelings in my heart, I pretended to be relaxed and sat down next to him, and gradually opened up the topic: "...Why don't you play DOTA?"

As soon as I opened my mouth, he inexplicably relaxed his straight back, looked at me with bright eyes, and hurriedly answered while suppressing my last voice: "It's the same when playing LOL, anyway, they are all MOBA games. , I want to accompany you to play what you like to play, don't worry, I have played LOL for a while before, and my skills are not bad-"

Why is he acting like he's afraid that I won't talk to him?

I gave him a strange look: "Oh... okay, let's play DOTA together next time, I'll learn."

His eyes lit up a few more times, and Wang Wang nodded: "Yeah!"

494.

Always feel weird.

What do you mean you want to play with me what I like to play?Do straight men talk to people like that?I can't even say that?Is he true and false to the end?

Could it be that there was some misunderstanding about what happened just now?

Thinking of this, the feeling in my heart became more complicated. I carefully considered the words and sentences, and cautiously said: "That's right, what if, there is an opportunity in front of you, um, I think, so that you can talk to me. Together, um, we will ascend together to create a better future..."

Seeing Gu Yiliang's expression gradually becoming serious, my heart fluttered slightly, and I slowed down my voice: "——how would you choose...?"

As soon as the words fell, he immediately answered seriously: "Do you mean to play ranked? Then I will choose the mantis as the jungler, and I am mantis thief six."

495.

I adjusted my expression and prepared to embrace him tenderly: "……………………"

496.

Wei Chen resigns!

This retreat is for a lifetime!

497.

The mentality collapsed, the landslide collapsed like that, and the animation that produced insufficient funds collapsed like that.

I looked at Gu Yiliang out of focus.

Gu Yiliang looked back at me with the eyes of "You actually trust me so much and invited me to play ranking together", "Praise me if my answer is not standard".

He even dared to smile.

498.

I endured the cracking in my heart and the twitching of the corners of my mouth, and smiled back.

You wait for me, I'm going to be darkened, I'm going to put on smoky black eyeliner and red lips, I'm going to sit alone in the room and smile evilly at the bronze mirror, I'm going to use my wide sleeves to caress After passing half of the face and then changing expressions, if there were no highlights in my pupils, I would have to be accompanied by a weird and exciting BGM when I appeared.

499.

After the game was updated, we both logged in to our account, and with the sound of "Qin", we entered a game.

Yan Xiao Yan Yan decided to choose candidates, we chatted about some interesting stories and jokes related to the game, and talked about how to play the play tomorrow evening, and then talked about our recent work arrangements.

Gu Yiliang handed me the snacks on hand, and I gave him the drink on hand, smiling at each other.

At the end is a pair of loving and false couples who raise their eyebrows and sing in harmony.

500.

While waiting for the game to load, Gu Yiliang blinked her eyes to show cuteness to me: "I haven't played LOL for a long time, and if I don't play well when I enter the game next time, you won't scold me, will you?"

I tugged at his face kindly: "Don't worry, I'm a Buddhist player."

He smiled softly and patted my head.

501.

The game went to No.12 minutes.

Me: "Gu Yiliang, I told you to go, go, go, go, you don't understand, why are you standing there waiting for someone to die for you?!"

Me: "Gu Yiliang, will you use your skills to move your rich little hand and press the R button? Is it difficult?! RRRRR!"

Me: "Gu Yiliang, you are not very halal, what are you doing there alone, are you going to beat ten? Come back!"

Me: "Gu Yiliang is here to join the tour group! What are you doing in the field? Going for a walk, sightseeing, looking at the scenery and picking out tourist souvenirs?!"

Me: "Gu Yiliang, if you still can't keep me in this wave, you can go to Dalong by yourself and apologize yourself decently!"

Me: "Gu Yiliang asked you to use a skill, do you want to wait until the beginning of next year to release it? Did you tie a Chinese knot with your fingers?!"

Me: "Gu Yiliang——"

502.

Gu Yiliang: "... Buddhism?"

I went in and out of the enemy crowd and took a triple kill and saved a teammate of Adou by the way. I replied without squinting: "Well, fighting defeated Buddha."

503.

My eyes were ferocious, staring at the enemy hero like a wolf like a tiger.

Ezreal, there is an "I" in the name, kill!Kill it!Kill him so that he dare not come out of the spring!

Master Yi, there is "Yi" in his name, kill!Chase and kill!Kill him so much that he dare not enter the wild!

Snowman Nunu, the skills used look too cool, kill!Kill him to death!

Malzahar, dressed in gay purple, kill!Kill him so that he throws away his helmet and armor!

Jess, he looks too much like a straight man, kill him!Killed him so that he ran away with his head in his arms!

My fingers fluttered and I clicked the mouse frantically, my eyes became red.

I call you indiscriminate flirting, I call you Schrödinger's straight, I call you makemefeelyourlove, I call you hold me and don't let go, I tell you to make waves, I tell you to speak hesitantly, I tell you to have sex with me Hei, I told you to choose the mantis and play Thief [-], I told you——

504.

--Won.

505.

Seeing the scene of the enemy's crystal exploding, I squeezed the empty coke can in my hand, relaxed and calmed down, and turned to ask Gu Yiliang: "Is it still open?"

Gu Yiliang was silent for a moment, then carefully took the coke can in my hand: "...I'll get you a new bottle."

505.5 [Yiliang Spare Diary - Paragraph 4]

Sure enough, he was angry. If it were me, I would feel embarrassed in this situation, so I should be angry.

I was wrong, I didn't do enough psychological construction.

How can I do it well? It is wrong to buy the ticket after getting on the bus.

But he didn't give me a chance to buy a ticket...

Then again, in fact, I still don't really want to—no, I just don't want to, I don't want to turn my relationship with him into a pure profit transaction.

Alas, until a solution to this problem is found, the only way to compensate is to be nicer to him.

506.

Gu Yiliang said that he was going to get a Coke, probably to the West Pacific, but he didn't come back for a long time.

I leaned on the swivel chair, looked up at the ceiling, slid from one end of the study to the other, lost in thought.

——Did I go too far just now?

507.

I really don't understand what is going on with him, sometimes he has a black belly, and sometimes he is not as good as a paramecium.

He is good at everything, the only shortcoming is that he is too flirtatious, and he doesn't know it, and he runs away after flirting, and he runs very fast, riding the dust.

When I thought about being teased by a paramecium, I jumped repeatedly in and out of the cabinet door, and I couldn't get angry.

I let out a long sigh.

Halfway through the sigh, he suddenly froze.

what.

Is teasing a disadvantage?

When I was teased, I seemed... very happy?

Like an electric current rushing through, a small light bulb lit up in my brain, I touched my butt, ah no, I slapped my forehead——

I didn't lose anything, did I?

508.

I beat my palm.

He flirts with him, as if no one knows how to flirt, if he flirts with me again, I'll give him a super double backhand and flirt back, won't that be enough?

Come on, let's do business with each other, do business with love, and be happy together!

509.

The background music of Happy Fighting the Landlords was playing in my head, and I was overjoyed to think how to tease Gu Yiliang’s Happy Beans, when a can of iced Coke suddenly stuck to my cheek, I subconsciously glanced at the computer screen, Gu Yiliang was standing behind me, smiling so hard that the corners of her mouth curled up.

coming!Super double!I was so excited that I turned my head and blurted out: "To two!"

510.

he:"……?"

I:"……"

Me: "...Yes, yes, where will I sleep at night?"

He: "...would you sleep with me?"

511.

Master!Gambler!Brother Fa!I lost this round!

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