I Ship My Adversary X Me

459.

I followed Gu Yiliang into the elevator in a daze, walked into his house in a daze, sat on the sofa in his house in a daze, picked up his cat in a daze, and thought about the suspected heart-wrenching moment just now Feel.

460.

No, this is me, bent?

I took my partner with me, sat in the car, listened to the song with the wind blowing, and was suddenly bent? !

I grew up happily and unscrupulously in my own small world, and in the blink of an eye, a pair of invisible hands forcibly opened the cabinet door, exposing me to the broad daylight?

461.

I feel very naked now, very weak and helpless, very alone.

Forget it, let's use "Lonely and Lonely", after all, I have a Yi, Gu Yiliang's Yi.

462.

……

Why do I speak so sourly? ! !

How long have I known him, how can I even write a copy of "Learning to be Zero from Zero"? !

No, why do I say that I am zero? !

To do is also one ah!

No, why did I default to bending myself? !

Gu Yiliang's name is too cheap, right? Even if the surname is Gu, how can you still have "one"? !

No, what does it matter to him? !

Help me, I'm so messed up! !

463.

calm.

Wei Yanzi, you must stay calm. You must not lose your footing at such an important moment.

464.

hallucination, must be hallucination.

Scattered flowers can gradually become attractive to the eyes, Gu Yiliang is so beautiful that she stands proudly on the branches, but my eyes and mind are confused by beautiful things!

The momentary obsession with a beautiful appearance is superficial after all, I must have a higher pursuit, unshakable and straight will, not to be diverted by Gu Yiliang's seductiveness, I must stick to my heart!

Isn't it just Gu Yifeng, heh, I've been numb by teasing, I have antibodies!

I, Wei Yanzi, will never bend!The battle post is here, if you are so brave, come here!

465.

Gritting his teeth step by step, he did a lot of ideological work for himself, and a cabinet door was finally swaying and half-closed.

I let out a long breath, looked around and saw that Gu Yiliang was hiding in the kitchen arranging the plastic bag, so I rubbed the cat without distraction, and exchanged heart and soul with Maosang.

466.

I scratched the cat's chin: "Hello, you are in the rivers and lakes, brother, dare to ask your name."

He choked again and replied, "Hi, your surname is Gu, just call me Gu Amao."

I touched the bridge of the cat's nose: "Oh, hello, hello. Well, I want to ask you something, does your dad flirt with anyone?"

Then he answered with a choked voice: "That's not true. Although my father has no morals, he only flirts with good-looking people. Did you suffer from it, brother?"

I rubbed the cat's belly: "Hey, isn't it? It's worrying me to death. Why do you think he is like this?"

Then he answered with a choked voice: "Young hero, don't worry, there is a saying that the way of heaven is reincarnation. Today you will play with people, and tomorrow you will cry."

I stroked the cat's back: "Thanks to your good words—"

467.

Seeing Gu Yiliang walking over with two cups of warm water, I immediately stopped talking, pretending to be nonchalant and lowering my head to stroke the cat.

Gu Yiliang took a look at the cat in my arms, put the water glass in front of me, and said with some pride and pride of a parent: "Cute, isn't it?"

I nodded, picked up the water glass and took a sip: "It's so obedient, it doesn't even catch people."

"Yes, it can understand some commands," Gu Yiliang waved at me, "William, come to Dad."

I:"……?"

I watched helplessly as the cat in my arms stood up, slowly swayed to Gu Yiliang's hand, collapsed in a second, and exposed its belly.

Me: "...what do you call it?"

Him: "William?—"

he:"……"

He: "Hey? Did you hit the name?"

I:"……"

Me: "You still have the face to ask?!"

468.

No, how long have I been his son for as long as I have been entertaining myself just now?

No, he has kept this cat for at least a year, right? He has been calling this cat by my name?

No, since I am now Gu Yiliang's business CP, should this cat be called my brother or my dad?

No, this planetary happy candy, which is pure natural and without additives, has not been picked up by the women's army? !

The advance troops are very unfavorable to you, right? !

--hiss.

Should I take a sip of sugar first to replenish blood and Qi, or should I kick Gu Yiliang down first.

469.

I was struggling with the order when Gu Yiliang suddenly got up and took two steps forward with the cat in his arms, and put the cat into my arms.

I:?What is this for?As William's William handover ceremony?Recognize as brothers who hit each other?Parent-child time as a business CP?

He tried his best to hold back his laughter, and took out his mobile phone to take a quick picture of me and the cat: "Don't move, just this position, this angle, William, open your eyes a little bit, ok—"

Cat: 0w0

I:? ? ? ?

470.

report!Gu Yiliang started picking photos!

report!Gu Yiliang started typing!

report!Wei Yanzi's phone vibrated!

report!Wei Yanzi's phone vibrated three times!

471.

I am very sure that the three vibrations are the bubbling of Xingfantuan's reminder, posting a new Weibo, and being @.

I am very sure that it will be a natural and additive-free planet happy candy.

The situation is extremely urgent and time is running out. I couldn't hold back anymore. I immediately put the cat down with a serious expression, took out my phone, unlocked the screen, opened Weibo, and immediately——

Take a sip of giant candy calmly and furiously!

472.

@客伊良Liam: Two Williams. @卫言瓶William

[The accompanying picture is me and the cat and his sofa, and the wall clock on the wall points to the current time at 46:[-] in the evening.

473.

The amount of information is too much, and it is too exciting to secretly eat sugar in front of the steamer. After witnessing the whole process of handing out sugar in the air, I am almost dying.

Who dances in the sky with colorful exercises?I!it's me! !

After finishing a whole set of rhythmic gymnastics with a degree of difficulty of six stars in my heart, I frowned slightly pretending to be calm, and asked pretendingly reserved: "Is it not good to do it this way?"

Gu Yiliang also frowned slightly, and pondered: "Will you?...Then wait, I have a Weibo member, so I can edit it."

After a while, I refreshed the Weibo interface.

@客依良Liam: My William[email protected]Wei Yanzi William.

474.

Me: Huh.

Me: Is the ambulance there?

Me: Are you there?

Me: Help.

475.

I strangled my thigh desperately, grasped the last trace of sobriety, and asked with a slight dissatisfaction in my usual tone: "Why did you name it that?"

Gu Yiliang smiled, and replied: "I picked it up when I bought it, and I think it sounds pretty good. It's quite a coincidence, as soon as you brought it back, your foot hurt, so you just borrowed it It appeared on the screen, so I said that even if you saw that video, you wouldn’t know what it meant, and you don’t know what it’s called. But it’s been more than a year, and I didn’t even think about it just now if you don’t mention it stand up--"

He seemed to be babbling for a long time, but I didn't listen to it very much, and my mind was filled with two words repeatedly swiping the screen: "Video video video video video video!!!!"

476.

At first I thought I ate a fake candy, then I found out that this candy was real, I thought this candy was expired, and now I found out——

This damn is a century-old cellar, the more it gets better and better, the more fun it is, right? !

A hundred years is a hundred years for a woman to get along well for a hundred years.

There was a Tang master holding a loudspeaker in my head and shouting heartbreakingly: "Sugar——! You must eat it at any time—! You can't eat it——!"

477.

I really.

Nomoreme.

I looked at Gu Yiliang obsessively, and wanted to engrave his beautiful appearance into my heart - I will always remember this big hand that brought me infinite joy (and diabetes), and I can still smile when I look back at the past when I am 80 years old .

Tears welled up in my eyes, my eyes were flushed, and my breathing was a little short of breath—excited.

My eyes were a little dazed - dazzled by sweetness.

The corners of my mouth raised uncontrollably—excited.

I——Gu Yiliang suddenly stood up, ran into the study room, and then ran into the bathroom.

I:?

[Yiliang Spare Diary - Paragraph 1]

what do I do!

Can't believe I wrote the first exclamation point in my diary.

No, now is not the time to care about the exclamation point.

!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

I'm really not familiar with this business at all, do I really want to...

There is no excuse to hide in the bathroom for too long, but I am really nervous.

I don't know what's wrong with my opponent, we were chatting well, but he suddenly used very, pornographic?eyes on me, I

478.

He got up too suddenly, and I knocked on the bathroom door worriedly: "Gu Yiliang? What's wrong with you?"

The inside replied: "... I touched William just now and wanted to wash my hands."

I:?Does he have a cleanliness freak? Why didn't he find out before?

[Yiliang Spare Diary - Paragraph 2]

How to do.

Should I get up and leave suddenly, will the other family think that I am not good?

...Why didn't I do my homework more yesterday and write more emergency plans?

I didn't expect it to progress so fast, I didn't give any resources

479.

Washing your hands for so long, don’t you have acute gastroenteritis, you have to go to the hospital, I knocked on the door worriedly: “Are you feeling unwell?

The inside replied: "...No, I will prepare canned food for William later, and I have to wash my hands a little bit, otherwise he will vomit."

I:? ...What a precious cat...?

[Yiliang Spare Diary - Paragraph 3]

The other party really felt that I was going to die, and was still urging me.

Ah, what should I do, I can't even write to clear my mind.

Forget it, if he is really in such a hurry... Then follow his wishes first, and make up for the resources later.

480.

There was no sound in the bathroom. I was really afraid that Gu Yiliang had acute gastroenteritis and fainted from the pain, so I dangled anxiously at the door, and then lay on the crack of the door like a gecko, trying to Listen to the movement inside.

As a result, the door was suddenly opened.

I almost fell to the ground, but Gu Yiliang half hugged me just in time.

481.

So close, too close, too close, too close—

I looked closely at the side of his neck with its graceful and smooth lines, and I felt bad all over.

He also lowered his head slightly——

eyelash!Quiet your eyelashes!Stop fanning the flames!

I said the next battle post was a joke, Gu Yishao!I lost!It's okay if I lose!

Hurry up and let me go, don't let the wind blow again, my seedling is not about to bend, it is about to break!It's off!Break it off, do you understand!

But he didn't follow my wishes, he still held my waist halfway, and said softly, "Let's go..."

He hesitated and stopped talking.

482.

I looked at him almost devastated.

What are you driving? !

There are too many possibilities, right? ! !

Open house?drive?start--?

The cabinet door opened slowly in front of my eyes!The light is so dazzling!A vast expanse of whiteness!help!

483.

He: "Let's be black, take the two-person road."

484.

I:?

485.

The cabinet door slammed shut.

It's like a reverse version of the cutscenes of Detective Conan.