I Ship My Adversary X Me

437.

The car was running smoothly and at a constant speed.

Gu Yiliang didn't speak, and I didn't dare to speak either.

Quiet, too quiet, really too quiet.

The veins are not so quiet, Jingxiang is not so quiet, Jing'an District is not so quiet, and Mrs. Jingxin Oral Liquid is not so quiet.

438.

I was panicked, and the sense of crisis wrapped me tightly.

In addition to the roar of the engine and the sound of electrical appliances, I seem to be able to hear my own bone-eating heartbeat.

It's not that I'm cowardly, it's that the atmosphere is really weird!

Why are his fingers holding the steering wheel turning white, why is his straight back tensed, why are the tips of his ears reddish, and why is his Adam's apple rolling? !

439.

This situation, this silence, this stalemate...

I squinted my eyes, and my eyes instantly became sharp.

—— Gu Yiliang, he must be, want to do something to me, right? !

440.

Is he trying to sell my organs?Sell ​​me to a circus or deep in the mountains?Or simply want to kill me to eat meat?

But after turning two intersections, I have already deduced layer by layer: he has been so kind to me during this time, maybe he wants me to relax my vigilance, so that he can find a chance to kill me with one blow and get rid of me This opponent has advanced to a higher level in his career.

441.

This feeling of crisis reached its peak when I saw the same billboard outside the car window for the third time.

I pressed half of my body tightly against the car door, ready to jump out of the window and run away, and asked cautiously, "We...why do we keep circling around this place?"

Gu Yiliang seemed to be stiffer, and answered more cautiously than me: "I haven't prepared anything at home, so I want to drop by to find...well, the supermarket."

442.

What is it that makes him so nervous that he is not ready? !

adhesive tape?nylon rope?Bones?Chainsaw?plastic sheeting?Black trash bags?

I am afraid of the police uncle! !

I posted it closer to the car door, and my voice was extremely gentle, trying to calm his emotions: "Turn right ahead, there is a small department store, I just saw it."

He turned his head slightly and glanced at me, and the overall feeling suddenly became much calmer.

The car went straight and turned right, then stopped.

He said, "I'll just go buy it, you wait for me in the car."

I nodded tremblingly, watched him get out of the car and walked into the small department store, and immediately leaned sideways on the car door and groped frantically, trying to pick the car lock.

【Yiliang Mobile Memo - Excerpt 1】

Those who should come will always come, and the other family proposed to go to my house.

I am very nervous.

I don't have any related equipment at home, I was negligent.

The opponent was much calmer than me, knowing that I was not prepared, and comforted me in turn.

Be calm and calm, be sure to be calm and calm.

You should carry the diary with you, otherwise you don't know how to organize your mood.

443.

When Gu Yiliang came back with a large piece of plastic, I had just unbuckled my seat belt in desperation and was trying to elbow the car window.

he:"……?"

I quickly buckled my seat belt back, and smiled at him while sitting upright: "You're back, so soon?"

He nodded calmly, and sat back in the driver's seat gracefully and naturally. His every move was completely calm, completely different from the neurotic killer image just now.

444.

Did he get out of the car and secretly take a tranquilizer?

445.

Seeing him put the plastic bag sideways on the back seat, I chased after him calmly, frantically searching for the plastic bag with my eyes, trying to see through the contents.

The plastic bag was bulging, revealing tissue paper, kitchen paper, potato chips, Coke Zero, quick-frozen pizza, disposable paper cups...

446.

ha?

This kind of standard equipment for straight men to stay up late to watch football?

So just now, was he worried that his way of hospitality was not perfect enough, afraid that he would not entertain guests well?

I looked at him with question marks in my eyes, and he looked back at me and gave me a "steady" look.

ha?What is stable?

447.

The car restarted, and Gu Yiliang drove the car intently, still not saying a word.

Although the atmosphere was still a little weird, it was much better than before.

I couldn't figure out what to do with that trace of weirdness, and suddenly a flash of light came to my mind.

I see!

BGM!It must be because there is no BGM!

The blankness of silence needs to be lubricated and filled by BGM, and emotions need to be rendered and driven by BGM. I act alone, ah no, I am filming alone, and I forgot such an important thing!

448.

I suddenly realized that, and cursed myself for being stupid, reached out and clicked on the car stereo, and asked Gu Yiliang politely: "Can I play the song?"

Gu Yiliang hummed, and I pressed the play button, and the music became melodious for a moment.

The moment I heard what song it was, I fell into a deep silence.

The problem is coming.

Do you know what Dangdangdangdang is...?

Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang——

449.

In a mobile confined space, a high-quality idol who can make my brain hypoxic with a squint and a raised eyebrow is sitting next to me, less than half a meter away from me.

Listening to Onlyyou's tender 3D surround sound, I was in a trance and felt like I was sitting on pins and needles.

450.

The atmosphere is even weirder, Mom! !

The BGM is wrong! ! !

It's not to exaggerate and drive such ambiguous emotions! !

The pink bubbles are starting to rise! ! !

Do not make sudden sharp turns when driving on a straight road! !

parking! !This is not the road to friendship! ! !

After listening to it, there will be a revolving door edited from the lady's MV. I trembled my lips and hands, pretending to cut the song accidentally.

The same trick cannot be used twice.

So, in the next ten minutes, I listened to "Wonderful Tonight", "SayYou, SayMe", "Nothing'sGonnaChangeMyLoveForYou", "CanYouFeelTheLoveTonight", "QuandoQuando" ...

451.

I really want to grab Gu Yiliang by the collar and ask him where he got the playlist from? !

Is it the top 50 European and American romantic classic songs? ! !

452.

When the prelude to CarelessWhisper played passionately, I even wanted to jump out of the car more than before.

Gu Yiliang has a calm face, her fingers are still tapping the time on the steering wheel relaxedly, with a calm and unhurried attitude of "no one can beat me in my BGM".

He would turn his head and smile at me while waiting for the red light.

453.

The pink bubbles of the entire carriage flowing with the music almost covered the top of my head. I struggled, I resisted, I was powerless, and I slowly sank to the bottom.

God, no matter how straight the sapling is, it will be bent by the strong wind, okay? !Gu Yiliang, stop singing MakeYouFeelMyLove in a low voice, okay? !I may not be as straight as a sapling, but you must be more mad than the wind!I can't bear it alone! !Drive faster, okay? The frozen pizza is about to melt! !

454.

I finally no longer suspect that he is going to do something to me, I suspect that he is going to do something to me.

455.

No, no, it must be because my inner drama is too rich.

Anyone can sit in this car, and the song is not specially played for me. He was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze.

As a straight man, he not only always reminds himself that he is in business, studies novels and studies different business methods assiduously, discusses with me in detail how to make progress together, but also sends candy to me and the general public every day without sleep or sleep. How could you speculate on him so maliciously!

This essential brotherhood is moving!

456.

Fortunately, the car drove into the underground garage before the song "MakeYouFeelMyLove" was finished.

Gu Yiliang hummed softly, put the car in a straight line and stopped, I breathed a sigh of relief, and unfastened my seat belt with a sigh of relief.

Just when I thought everything was all right, he unbuckled his seat belt, turned sideways to reach for the plastic bag in the back seat, and met my gaze as I turned to look at him.

He paused, bent his eyes and smiled, and seriously sang the last line of lyrics accompanied by soft music——

"...Take you feel my love."

457.

His tune was not accurate at all, and his breath was not stable at all, it was almost like reading a sentence, which was extremely moving, like a spell that captured my soul, it took away all my souls and killed me completely. I will be defeated without leaving a piece of armor.

I looked straight into his shiny eyes, and there was only one thought in my head.

458.

This spoiled brotherhood hurts nature and reason.