I Ship My Adversary X Me

540.

Today, I can't find any reason to behave normally.

Ever since Gu Yiliang brought a bottle of opening tea with love painted on it in the morning, it was destined that today would be an extraordinary day.

541.

Top 1 in "The CP Fan Who Can't Reveal His Identity-Global Gold List", the record holder of the most suffocation by Gu Yiliang face to face, the owner of the setting of the 1 hits, and the real sugar and bend My No.[-].

With the above series of glittering titles, I can only be TOP and No. 1 in the "TOP 1 list" in the hearts of the public.

This melodious "嘤" sound like the sound of nature has too deep and heavy meaning for me.

This is my recognition and affirmation, this is my respect and encouragement.

542.

The promised business flirting with each other, doing business with love, and being happy together, I finally did it.

My pelvis lightened, my eyes sparkled, and I held Gu Yiliang's hand with tears in my eyes: "Are you happy?"

Gu Yiliang looked at me uncertainly: "Should I... be happy?"

My eyes were hot, and I shook his hand up and down: "I'm very happy."

543.

This is a small step for me personally, and a big step for changing the positioning of CP.

From this moment on, I was finally no longer that Wei Yanzi who could only be teased with his hands tied.

The horn of counter-offensive has already sounded, I held Gu Yiliang's hand excitedly, looked into his eyes, as if through those black eyes I saw a bright and open future with a superior status——

Suddenly, a very thin and light female voice floated softly from not far away: "Hey."

544.

Gu Yiliang and I looked towards the source of the sound together, and at the moment we moved in sync, another "嗤" came over.

My eyes froze: Hey!Where did it come from!

From today onwards, I will no longer allow anyone except Gu Yiliang to bark in front of me!

545.

A young looking girl was standing in a shadowy corner in the distance, holding an insulated lunch box in one hand, covering her mouth with the other, and staring at us with wide-open eyes.

From her line of sight, I read a sentence clearly - "Mom, I got it real."

And a high-rise building in the powder district that rises from the ground.

I checked my eyes, it's a lady-eating person.

546.

Suddenly found a reason to return to normal.

In an instant, I put on the idol face of foreign business, and nodded to her elegantly without losing kindness, kindness without losing livelyness, and livelyness without losing composure.

547.

Do you think that I will be as at a loss in the face of this situation now as before?Oh, naive, and dead wrong.

Being calm and calm is one of the necessary psychological elements to become a superior.

Gu Yiliang and I shook hands just now, as if we were meeting a national leader. It’s not out of line at all. Let the little girl make up the rest. It doesn’t matter if it’s secretly photographed, it won’t do anything. Threats. After all, this is a hospital. If it is handled well, it will be able to sell a wave of friendly and mutual assistance in addition to reasonable business.

With clear logic and thoughtful thinking, CP fans are in the right place, and they can still think about how to properly deal with the situation in front of them in order to maximize their benefits. I think I am one step closer to the superior.

548.

Just as I was about to beckon the little girl to come over, and within the reasonable range of the plot, to stage a scene where the two masters are angry with CP fans, Gu Yiliang suddenly raised his hand and gave me a gesture of "be safe and don't be impatient", and then pulled down The mask made a "don't be afraid" mouth shape, then gave me a "I'll take care of it" look, and strode towards the little girl.

……

Why does it feel like the long horn sound of counterattack in my head suddenly stopped abruptly?

I was dazzled for a while: hiss, this feeling of dependability, hiss, this sense of security filling the body, hiss, this—

Before I could hiss out the third parallel, the whole thing collapsed before my eyes.

548.

Gu Yiliang stopped in front of the little girl, put her index finger on her lips, and smiled at her, "Keep this matter a secret for us."

The little girl immediately covered her mouth and hissed, nodding her head as if she was digging a foundation.

I:…………………………………

my lock!Ah no, it's easy to say, my knife!where is my knife !

The calmness and composure of the superior should not belong to me. I dragged my sick body and moved towards them step by step with difficulty, trying to drag Gu Yiliang back in time and press it into the toilet to flush it away.

549.

Although it was only a few steps away, my movement was not slow, but no matter how fast my steps were, it couldn't be faster than Gu Yiliang's mouth.

Gu Yiliang didn't realize how much impact her words had on the other two present, so she asked with a smile, "Well, are there any photos?"

The little girl paused when she was laying the foundation, and gave an embarrassing hum.

Gu Yiliang clasped his hands together as a sign of begging, tilted his head to show off his cuteness, and said nicely, "Can you delete it?"

Before the little girl could react, he turned his head to look at me who was limping while clutching my hips, then turned his head back again, with a hint of pampering and domineering, and continued with a smile: "—I don't want to be hurt by others To see him like this."

I:……………………………………

I beg you Gu Yiliang! !

Add the subject when you speak! !

Only I know what you mean is that I would find this look too embarrassing, it's "I" who don't want others to see me like this! !

it's me!It's your little cutie Wei Yanzi! !

550.

The little girl is about to separate from her spiritual body and enter reincarnation, and I am about to sit in place and burn out the relics.

Why did God torture me like this, why did he let me hear all this, my ears have heavy karma!

No one can understand how much I want to lie under the car with Adu at this moment, so I don't have to see how upset Gu Yiliang is.

551.

Gu Yiliang is probably a vacuum machine, and two of the three people have been suffocated. He still smiled like a spring breeze: "Is it okay?"

The little girl gritted her teeth and handed him the phone while shaking her hand, and I will finally move to their side, it's not too late, as long as I—

Gu Yiliang: "Let's keep these few photos that are not bad, and don't spread them widely—"

You still have time!if I--

Gu Yiliang: "Why don't you send me the original picture."

552.

Immortals are hard to save.

Immortals are hard to save!

553.

I don't know what happened next, because I forcibly drew my attention away and hung my soul in the sky like a kite.

To ask why?

How am I going to face all this sober?

Gu Yiliang helped me, who was unable to move, slowly out of the little girl's sight like a couple walking hand in hand in the sunset.

He walked steadily, and I shook every step.

He was smiling, and there were tears in the corners of my eyes.

554.

Until I changed into pajamas again and lay on Gu Yiliang's bed obediently and peacefully, my eyes were still confused.

555.

why.

Why is it always like this, exactly why.

When I was hiding in the corner of the cabinet and eating sugar sneakily, Gu Yiliang was the king of seduction, Ben Wang, and dragged me out of the cabinet.

When I was so teased by him that I lost my mind until my brain burst, he showed his true colors as a straight man, grabbed my hair and stuffed me into the closet.

When I was wise and calm, and just wanted to run a small business in a safe and sound manner, he awakened his big-handed personality, pressing everyone's head regardless——

Taste!Give me all!Product carefully!Take a good taste of this lady on the tip of her tongue!

……

What exactly is this for?

Is there really such a god-man in the world who combines nature, straightness, and rot into one without even realizing it, or does his degree of straightness change according to the phase of the moon?

The moon has cloudy, sunny, round, and short, and Gu Yiliang has right, wrong, curved, and straight?

556.

I was thinking about this question in a daze, and the mattress beside me sank slightly, and it was Gu Yiliang who lay down on it.

We each sat on one end of the mattress, with the Milky Way separated by thousands of miles.

I didn't act rashly, I didn't dare to act rashly.

Experience tells me, don't expect or speculate about any behavior Gu Yiliang will do.

Because no matter which direction I stand in the middle of the three-way intersection and look forward to speculation, he can avoid all my expectations and speculation skillfully, and make actions that are completely beyond my expectations.

557.

Hey, wait a moment.

I squinted my eyes - why does this principle seem to be the same as setting up a flag?

Then I... give it a try?

558.

I closed my eyes and said in my heart: Gu Yiliang will definitely not take the initiative to talk to Gu Yiliang will definitely not take the initiative to talk to Gu Yiliang will not take the initiative to talk

Gu Yiliang turned over: "Are you asleep?"

I:"……"

559.

Fog Grass!what i found!Go against Gu Yiliang's law!

I, Wei Yanzi, Gu Scholar! !

560.

I coughed lightly: "No, what's wrong?"

Gu Yiliang sent me a little quilt: "...you shouldn't have said that about you when you were in the hospital. In fact, your acting skills have improved."

It turned out that he would reflect on himself so meticulously and realize his mistakes. He looks so delicate. Is he really the same person as Mantis Thief Six?

No matter what, I still have to be humble when I am praised, I waved my hand: "Where is it, just my egg yolk pie acting skills..."

Gu Yiliang said sincerely: "How could it be, you at least have the acting skills of Pai Daxing now."

I:"…………"

is it you!Praying Mantis Thief Six!Brother six!Is that you, Brother Six? !

Me: "...Then I will continue to work hard and strive to reach the level of Fat Dahai as soon as possible."

He: "Well, it's a good thing you have this confidence."

561.

I really can't continue talking today, even if Wu Xie comes, it's useless.

562.

I rolled up the quilt to block the white eyes that were about to turn 180 degrees, and closed my eyes to fall asleep.

Gu Yiliang didn't speak for a long time, and when she spoke again, she was hesitant and cautious: "... I said black, are you angry?"

I opened my eyes suddenly.

What is his problem?Am I mad? ——

563.

Of course I'm not angry.

I just sang hoarsely and silently 20 times in my heart to make waves; I killed a qualifying match into a man machine, took more than [-] heads from the opposite side, and took every head as yours; It looks like a madman trying to fight you to the death and even to the point of sitting in the hospital; there is still a small part of my heart that was beaten to death with Concubine Qi in the rain.

Only.

I had a grim expression in the dark, and my tone was flat: "I'm not angry."

A breath of relief came from the other side, and he said with relief: "That's good."

I:"……"

He smiled lightly: "I thought you played the game so fiercely because you were angry with me."

I:"……"

564.

I muttered crazily in my heart: Gu Yiliang will never be choked to death by myself Gu Yiliang will never be choked to death by myself Gu Yiliang will never be choked to death by myself

……

Gu Yiliang suddenly coughed dryly a few times.

I:"……"

I:"……!"

You have offended Gu Scholar, I will tell you seriously!

I muttered crazily in my heart: Gu Yiliang will never get out of bed Gu Yiliang will never get out of bed Gu Yiliang will never get out of bed

……

Gu Yiliang leaned slightly outwards, and then hastily lay down a little on the bed.

I admired again and again in my heart, it is really good metaphysics, then if I meditate on Gu Yiliang in my heart, I must be straight——

My thoughts stopped because someone suddenly leaned over, kissed my forehead, and whispered a good night and sweet dreams.

565.

I.

stunned.

566.

Damn! !

This anti-Gu Yiliang law is too overbearing! ! ! !

Did I bend Gu Yiliang by relying on metaphysics? !

Am I really a Gu Scholar? !