The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

In the 21st century, we have not only entered the era of information explosion, but also entered the era of face-watching. However, the term "school grass" has been around since the last era, which means that the age of face-watching has already arrived. Today our The protagonist is the school grass of the Capital University, so naturally he is also the grass of the Department of History where he is. He looks fresh, has good academic performance, and has a cheerful personality, except for one thing——

"Hao Yingjun, your courier!"

Yes, he has a name that matches his appearance very well, Hao Yingjun, so handsome.

Hao Yingjun grew up embarrassing because of his name. Fortunately, he is really handsome, otherwise the name would have a more subtle meaning.Fortunately, Hao Yingjun likes to complain, and he complains when he has nothing to do. The max power of complaining is just a fool.

It’s far away, and it’s back, no matter if it’s a grass, it has to #好学天天上#, plus the recent professor’s lecture is the Three Kingdoms, there are countless heroes in it, do heroes come out of troubled times, Hao Yingjun k book k until midnight, I especially want to trigger The scholar of the Great Heavenly Dynasty is gifted with skills, but if he wants to pierce his butt, he doesn't want to do it, he has no tendency to self-harm; he wants to hang his head on the beam, but unfortunately they live in a bungalow, there is no beam for him to hang on... so he just licked his forehead on the desk and fell asleep. past.

The next day I went to class in a trance, the professor started to talk about today's main topic, Hao Yingjun heard 'Diao Chan', and automatically swiped the screen in his mind: Diao Chan, one of the four beauties in ancient times, closed moon shame flower The closed moon in the novel is talking about her, the main historical value is that it separated Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, Lu Bu made a big fuss at Fengyi Pavilion, Dong Zhuo died... Qiaodou sack, isn’t Diao Chan a character in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?The professor is so coquettish that he even made a fuss about a fictional character?It really is #知人知面不知心#!

Then the professor said: "Speaking of 'Diao Chan', you may be caught off guard, but when it comes to her emperor title, if any of you don't know, then speak out boldly, and then I can tell you responsibly 'Student, you have successfully attracted the attention of the professor'."

Hao Yingjun: "..." Huh?Emperor Diaochan?This bad joke is really not funny at all, is it?Could it be... Could it be that the professor was impaled?

At this time, some students were filled with righteous indignation: "Professor, you are too naughty."

Well, naughty, so naughty.

"Who doesn't know Emperor Zhaoyang, her nickname Diaochan is also very famous, okay?"

Hao Yingjun nodded his head in the air because of this sentence and the echoes that followed.Do your parents know how to flatter the professor in order not to fail the course?When Hao Yingjun was about to shoot at them shameless villains... "Why don't you take me with you", he was surprised to find that their acting skills are really good, without any exaggeration, just like those in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Diao Chan, one of the Four Great Beauties of the People, really existed in history, and she also ascended the throne as an empress, robbing Wu Zetian, the first and only female emperor in real history?So hard?

Soon, Hao Yingjun's eyes widened, surpassing the new height of Hao Xiaocao.Because the professor on the podium began to talk about the story of the first female emperor Zhaoyang Emperor in history, and the professor's admiration for Zhaoyang Emperor was unavoidable in the speech, and the students around him seemed to have turned into brain-dead fans. "Emperor Zhaoyang, I want to give birth to a monkey for you" brain damage!If this is acting, it would be terrible... Movies such as "Inception", "The Cabin in the Woods", "Avatar", "Midnight Ring" and other movies appeared in Hao Yingjun's mind. Oh, if you want to ask Captain Hao Grass, what do these movies have to do with the current situation?

Uh, it probably doesn't matter, this is the last movie he watched.

Hao Xiaocao recalled the magical ringtone from "Midnight Ring", and he immediately lifted his spirits. He can't be said to be #何都我勤露# now, and he didn't listen to the professor's serious nonsense, so he lowered his head and grabbed the textbook , the titanium alloy dog's eyes were blinded by the black words on the white background that read "In 191 A.D., Liu Xiechan, Shaodi of the Eastern Han Dynasty, was located in Zhaoyangjun, that is, Emperor Zhaoyang, and changed the name of the country to Qi"!

Hehe, in 191 A.D., Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty took the throne?Is the Zen throne of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty in 220 AD?And Zen is still in the position of the big hero, is it okay for the wife to accuse Cao Cao's son Cao Pi?Besides, even if Diao Chan is a real person, think about "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". After the Chang'an mutiny, Diao Chan disappeared. The last time "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" mentioned her was when she was besieged by Cao Cao in Baimen Tower with Lu Bu. Later, after Lu Bu was defeated and died, he didn't explain it. This is undoubtedly because the historical value was drained, and Diao Chan was abandoned by mainstream literati.How did such a woman become emperor at that time?When Cao Cao is dead?

Before Hao Yingjun's complaints were about to break through the sky, he turned to the previous page, on which was written "Battle of Chuping", and Hao Yingjun saw the familiar content.In the first year of Chuping, the Guandong Prefecture led by Yuan Shao sent troops to attack Dong Zhuo. Cao Cao was also there at the time, and almost died... Dead dead dead! Cao Cao Cao Mengde, a native of Qiao County in Peiguo, was the agent of General Fenwu at the time. He led the army west alone to Bianshui in Xingyang, where he confronted Xu Rong, a general under the name of Emperor Zhaoyang. Cao Mengde was defeated, shot by Liu Shi and died. '

Hao Xiaocao didn't know what kind of expression to put on, he could only say: Tao is too complete, right?

Yes, Hao Yingjun still thinks that this is a #全民娱乐# event, he doesn’t show it on the face, but he keeps rolling his eyes, especially when he heard the professor say indignantly that Emperor Zhaoyang has not ascended the throne yet, It’s just Mr. Zhaoyang, as Dong Zhuo’s wife, before the Battle of Chuping, when Dong Zhuo’s old troops set off from Luoyang, Mr. Zhaoyang played a piece of "Song of Sending the Army" on the tower. Hao Yingjun rolled his eyes in his heart, okay, even the Marysu stem is used, how about teaching your strength of character?And students who listened with gusto, what about your integrity?

Hao Yingjun couldn't take it anymore, he decided to post on Weibo without complaining, but what the hell is going on?

"#选择你的心情的元古一帝#, the top five most popular ones are released! 》Qin Shihuang wins the government, this must be done, destroy the six kingdoms and unify the Central Plains, attack the Xiongnu in the north, conquer Baiyue in the south, build the Great Wall, and be called the emperor at the beginning, and one emperor through the ages must have his place.

Qin Ershi Hu Hai, what the hell is this?Isn't this the one who chose Qiangu Yidi?Didn't he choose the eternal tyrant?

Let's look down at Zhao Zhen, Emperor Wu of the Northern Song Dynasty. Wait, why don't you be so irresponsible? Zhao Zhen is obviously Song Renzong, okay?In addition, although Zhao Zhen ruled the country with benevolence and had "Ren Zong Sheng Zhi", he was no match for Tang Taizong Li Shimin, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, Han Wu Emperor Liu Che, and perhaps Sui Wen Emperor Yang Jian. one.Is this selection reliable?

Hao Yingjun looked down, Qi Taizu Emperor Zhaoyang?A generation of empresses will last forever.

Hao Yingjun: "!!!" The handsome little brother finally realized that something was wrong, he tremblingly turned to the homepage of the web page and searched for #齐太祖昭阳#, and the webpages below all told Hao Yingjun what happened today. It's not April Fool's Day, nor is it National Entertainment Day.Then what, he crossed over?No, it is also possible that the whole world has traversed, and he is a prophet?No, no, he has traveled to a parallel world.

But what is the trigger point?He didn't jump off a building, didn't get into a car accident, and didn't break up in love or marriage in the third.Also, Cao Cao really died young?I have to say that once you accept this setting, there is still a bit of a sense.

——The person who complains at the max is also very strong psychologically?If it is like Gu Qing Holmes and others, they will probably start with spiritual and psychological analysis, and then rule out all the impossible, and the rest, even if it is no longer possible, is the truth.Instead of accepting the fact that he traveled through ups and downs like Hao Yingjun and Hao Xiaocao, he even entertained himself.

However, handsome boy, should you notice one more thing before entertaining yourself——

"Hao Yingjun!"

You are in class now, your previous psychological changes reflected on your face, and the resulting series of facial expression changes have successfully attracted the attention of the professor.

Hao Yingjun: "...here."

The professor leaned back on the podium, staring at Hao Yingjun with eagle-eyed eyes: "Give me a reason not to mention you and slip you out."

Hao Yingjun's ability to become a school girl depends not only on his face, but also on his extraordinary mental strength. He was caught in a fugue, and after thinking about it for a tenth of a second, he said decisively: "Professor, I Following the #选择你的心情的千古一帝# activity, I, Emperor Zhaoyang, decisively entered the top five. Emperor Zhaoyang, Wencheng Wude, unified the country, forever, long live, long live, long live."

As soon as I entered Weibo, I could see the activity, it was officially titled, and the topic list was everywhere. No matter how stupid I was, I knew that it was a very fraudulent activity, and it was aimed at the professor’s admiration for Emperor Zhaoyang during his previous lectures. , must have regarded Emperor Zhaoyang as a goddess... Therefore, it is absolutely not wrong to shoot Emperor Zhaoyang's dragon fart.Not to mention, student Hao passed the test safely, and there was a wave of crazy fans all of a sudden, not all of them were fans of Emperor Zhaoyang, but the four emperors mentioned by Hao Yingjun.

——Hey, it’s said to be the top five, but there’s one more, and that’s #半半君君半明君#’s Tu Ze.Fortunately, Hao Yingjun did not see this one. If he saw this one, he would go down to find out who Tuze is, and he would probably find it in "Dream of Red Mansions". Given that there were many female celebrities at that time, Lin Daiyu Xiaoxiang Layman It's one of them.However, three of the first four were confused by Hao Yingjun, so it wouldn't matter if there was another one, probably.

No matter which world the professor's prestige can't be looked at directly, so after such an experience, Hao Yingjun suppressed the turmoil in his heart, put away his phone and listened to the class seriously.It's just that this gap between reality and unrealism is sour: "The empress's most famous advisers before she ascended the throne were Jia Xu and Guo Jia..."

Hao Yingjun: Jia Xu's owl lying not far from the corpse, he is Dong Zhuo's former subordinate, but didn't he surrender to Cao Cao later?There is also Guo Jia Guo Fengxiao, the crow's mouth, he is Cao Cao's chief military adviser, oh, Cao Cao died long ago.

"After breaking Youzhou and unifying the north, all the ministers knew that it was time to get rid of the old and establish a new one, and the time had come to establish a new dynasty. However, the female emperor's female status made the scholar-bureaucrats at that time resist bravely. Of course, we also know that it is pointless resistance, but There was also a period of tugging and tugging in the middle. The empress did not ascend the throne directly and became the emperor. The day before Liu Xie took the Zen throne, she was conferred the title of Zhaoyang King by the empress, making a transition.

However, at the altar of acceptance at that time, thunder fell from the sky, and it was recorded in the history books that it was a "choice of heaven". Of course, this was for Emperor Zhaoyang, but for Emperor Zhaoyang's husband Dong Zhuo at the time, it was a "choice of heaven". It's Tianzhu', the two of them were together on the receiving altar, Dong Zhuo was struck to death by lightning, and Emperor Zhaoyang was unharmed, not to mention, there is also the phenomenon of #百鸟朝凤#.This incident is very interesting, and there are elements of exaggeration in it, but it is true.

With the development of science and technology, today's historians are speculating whether this "chosen" event was artificially created, but they are just various theoretical speculations, theories, you know what I mean -"

Hao Yingjun: #光说不实假把技# Well, but isn't the 'Heavenly Chosen' or something really a thunder disaster?And 'husband Dong Zhuo', why are these two words placed side by side so strange.Isn't Dong Zhuo a traitor?But think about it. Didn’t Wang Yun dedicate Diao Chan to Dong Zhuo as a concubine? So it was Diao Chan who became a concubine and successfully killed the original partner (if Dong Zhuo had one), Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, and Dong Zhuo along the way. , and killed the emperor at that time (the Zen position is also ko in another sense), and became a generation of empress? o...m...g, this is simply not too inspirational!I just don’t know if the future Wu Zetian will regard Emperor Zhaoyang as a role model, so why not use #青出蓝而而蓝#?Wait, there is no Emperor Zhaoyang in his world, okay?

Hao Xiaocao wanted to think about it, but within a class, the sense of disobedience in his heart disappeared unconsciously as the professor narrated, and he realized that Diao Chan, no, it was Empress Zhaoyang who squeezed him out. Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty, and Zhu Yuanzhang, Emperor Taizong of Ming Dynasty, are among the top five emperors through the ages.Not only because she was the first female emperor in history, but also because she did have the merits of being called an emperor through the ages: she ended the political turmoil at that time, the group of lords separatist, unified the Central Plains, and made outstanding achievements. "Zhaoyang Prosperity".

Not to mention that she herself has unparalleled beauty (the allusion of "closed moon" has not been dropped by the butterfly, which is amazing, so where did it turn the corner?), and unparalleled piano skills ("Song of Sending the Army" is still a bit Marysu, but Think about when Jing Ke assassinated Qin Qin, Fan Yuqi committed suicide with two sentences ← what is the logic between the two, Erhao?), unparalleled archery skills (so after Du Leijie, there is another #[-] Arrow Lianzhu#? Why don’t you just come to Jiuxing Lianzhu, isn’t this Gengsu?), and talent and learning unparalleled...

You have to complain about talent and learning, and I haven’t seen any poems handed down by Emperor Zhaoyang. Think about Cao Mengde, and there’s #老杨复枪，志在千里#, of course, they all died young here, so there’s no The old man is in trouble; think about Liu Bei Liu Xuande, they still have #三守茅草#, it’s gone, right? Uncle Liu Huang is really useless; then think about Zhuge Liang, they still have "Teacher List", this time it’s really gone, Zhuge Liang has directly become the prime minister of Sun Quan and Sun Zhongmou's family here...Hao Yingjun just wanted to say that this style of painting is right?

He made a lot of complaints and came back again. He blamed Zhaoyang Emperor Butterfly. What kind of trouble is "Men's Admonition" going to be?And it's a book that later generations just heard the name but didn't know the content!Is this the only way to learn Wushuang?Is judging talent and learning unparalleled by vomiting blood from other people?Yuan Shu made the first background board in the ages, decisively... glad to hear it!

Suppress first and then raise, haven't you seen it?

Erhao is very honest in body and mind, and wants to bow down to Emperor Zhaoyang's phoenix robe, okay?In addition to the well-known ones above, there are also Er Hao’s own analysis based on his own analysis, but looking at how many heroes in his world from the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty to the Three Kingdoms period, Emperor Zhaoyang was able to subdue them, and he knew how to use them well, and dispatched them well. They have all been revived, and they didn't let such a good card get stuck in their hands, and they also created the "Zhaoyang Prosperous Age", which shows how much she herself is #计算定箱中，决攻千里外#.

Also, Hao Yingjun couldn't help but compare Emperor Zhaoyang with Wu Zetian, the first female emperor in his world. In comparison, that is #小孔见大孙#.In this regard, after the death of Wu Zetian, the country name she changed was overthrown, and the country name changed by Emperor Zhaoyang continued for hundreds of years, and the next emperor of Emperor Zhaoyang had no blood relationship with Emperor Zhaoyang at all. No, but Emperor Zhaoyang is still respected as the Taizu of Qi. He had great glory during his lifetime, and he was still full of mourning and honor after his death. It can be seen that everyone praises her far more than depreciating her.

Let's talk about another point, let's talk about their "gossip boyfriend". The reputation of the two passed down to later generations is not very good, and they can't get rid of the characterization of "face first".But as for Emperor Zhaoyang, look at her list of rumored boyfriends, from Lu Bu to Guo Jia, and later Sun Ce to Zhou Yu, etc., maybe Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao should be added, otherwise Cai Wenji from the Han Dynasty... what? The Zhang brothers are all weak.

More importantly, Emperor Zhaoyang did not lower the evaluation of her by the world or future generations because of many scandals. On the contrary, those men and women who had scandals with her were envied by the world and wished they could replace them.

A real goddess should be so provocative and unparalleled in skills!

After sighing, Hao Yingjun and Hao Xiaocao drank a bottle of Red Bull and continued to write vigorously. He felt that he had entered a mysterious and mysterious state now, just like those heroes in martial arts books practiced to the point of The state that will appear at the extreme, but he is practicing, he is writing a thesis.

Because it is mysterious and mysterious, so he forgot that he traveled to a parallel world.Or, when he woke up again, he didn't even check to see if he had time traveled back, so he excitedly took the thesis he had written all night to find the professor.

——Er Hao, if you practice martial arts books to a mysterious and mysterious state, there is a great possibility that you will break through the bottleneck and shatter the void, but it is also possible to go crazy and return to the pre-liberation.So, back to you in the real world, go all the way.