The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

In the first year of Chuping, the Guandong County League was flattened and the hinterland of the Central Plains was taken.

In the second year of Chuping, both Gongsun Zan and Liu Yu were defeated. Gongsundu surrendered, and then took Youzhou to unify the north.

In the second year of Zhaoyang, Jingzhou was recovered in the first half of the year, and in the second half of the year, Emperor Zhaoyang personally conquered Yuan Shu's separatist territory and recovered Huainan.At this time, only Hanzhong and Yizhou remained in the Central Plains that had not been unified.

In the third year of Zhaoyang, Zhang Lu in Hanzhong presented a gift and became a minister.

In the fifth year of Zhaoyang, Liu Yan, who had already proclaimed himself emperor in Yizhou, died of illness. His son Liu Zhang gave up the title of emperor and proclaimed himself a minister of Yizhou.

So far, the Central Plains has been unified in the true sense.It is worth mentioning that since Emperor Zhaoyang regained Huainan, including a large area south of the Yangtze River, he no longer resorted to militarism, and seemed not interested in Hanzhong and Yizhou.In addition, Zhang Lu in Hanzhong originally cut off the Xiegu Road under Liu Yan's suggestion. Since then, Yizhou and the central road have been blocked. At that time, it seemed that they were already semi-independent from the Han Dynasty. independent grounds.

For Emperor Zhaoyang, since he wanted to be independent, he should be fulfilled and let him be completely independent.Therefore, after they cut off the Xiegu Road by themselves, Emperor Zhaoyang, who had already surrounded them, also cut off the communication between other regions and Hanzhong and Yizhou, and created a whole world for Hanzhong and Yizhou in terms of economy, culture, and politics. Is it a natural independent environment?

Besides, their situation is much better than Yuan Shu's. Yuan Shu, who lives in Huainan, is surrounded on all sides, and they can obviously cross the border and establish diplomacy with the country over there.

But I don’t know if it’s because of the lack of humanities, or the difficulty of leaving their homeland, or they also have a heart, #身在汉营心在罗#, within a year, Zhang Lu in Hanzhong was the first to surrender and become a minister.As for Liu Yan, who occupied Yizhou, he has more backbone. He just persisted in confronting Qi Chao. In the fifth year of Zhaoyang, this time he really couldn't hold on anymore. Once he died, his son Liu Zhang obviously didn't have the courage of his father. He was cowardly and suspicious by nature, and he supported the Yizhou border in the Qi Dynasty, but he didn't send troops in the past few years. Liu Zhang, who had invaded Yizhou and suffered from persecution paranoia, couldn't bear to surrender without the persuasion of his subordinates.

If we said that after fighting Huainan back then, we would raise our troops to attack Hanzhong and Yizhou, and Hanzhong and Yizhou would definitely be captured in a few months. However, Emperor Zhaoyang did not do this for several reasons.First of all, take the remaining two pieces of unrecovered land to hang the morale of the army, so that they will not suddenly lose their fighting spirit after winning successive victories; When Jingzhou was recovered, a large part of the credit was attributed to acting skills; thirdly, at first glance, most of the areas were recovered, but the real unification has not been achieved, and it is very necessary to recuperate; On Emperor Zhaoyang himself, he has enjoyed the process of ascending the throne as an emperor as a woman and crushing most of the heroes who came out of troubled times, and the next thing does not seem to be so challenging for him In other words, he wanted to delay the 'boring'.

'Boring' came after three years.

Emperor Zhaoyang stared at Liu Zhang's commendation memorial, his expression could not be seen to be happy or angry, but the courtiers were all overjoyed, that is, Wang Yun, Wang Zhong's father was honored, and he walked with the wind, but every time When he turned around, he was poured cold water on Emperor Zhaoyang who felt bored and came to the door in the imperial study: "The adoptive father is not dead, why did Liu Junlang die?"

Wang Yun has become numb to hearing 'die, die' in recent years. Not only is he used to it, but he will not always keep silent at this time: "Your Majesty, you can say whatever you want, anyway, the minister will be ahead of you." die."

Emperor Zhaoyang propped his head on his hands and replied slowly: "Is that so?" After speaking, he lowered his eyes, dazed and didn't know what he was thinking.

Mr. Zhong's father has been very talkative in the past few years, and he can't stop after being relatively open-minded. When Emperor Zhaoyang said this and behaved like this, he couldn't allow Mr. Zhong's father to stop thinking.Thinking of this, Wang Yun thought of a very bad possibility. He looked at Emperor Zhaoyang's face that seemed not as dazzling as before, and asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, is your phoenix body healthy?"

"I——" Emperor Zhaoyang hesitated rarely, and Wang Yun's heart followed the drawn-out tune, and he heard Emperor Zhaoyang say again: "I have always felt loss of appetite recently, listening to court affairs Then I feel drowsy, can't lift my spirits when doing anything, occasionally feel that life is hopeless, and maybe my heart is ashamed, I am probably dying of illness."

Wang Yun: "..." Hypocritical, no matter how hypocritical!Now that Kyushu is unified, his adopted daughter has become a veritable lord of the world; according to the court, the party members represented by scholar-bureaucrats and college students told her to tidy up and obey; There is an endless stream of insightful people coming here; the nomads in the frontier pay tribute at any time and dare not invade; the military power is in hand, and all the capable ministers and generals are loyal and loyal; At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, after recovering from the dire straits, how could she not sing the holy name... Now, she even said that she has nothing to love in her life, and that her heart is ashamed. This is not hypocrisy or anything!

Wang Yun didn't feel like talking for a while, but wait, what else did His Majesty say earlier?Loss of appetite, drowsiness, lack of energy?Could this be—"Your Majesty, are you happy?"

When Wang Yun reminded him like this, Emperor Zhaoyang seemed to be enlightened, and he immediately became thoughtful.This is really terrible, Wang Yun didn't know what kind of expression to make, and his mood was also up and down: My mother, Your Majesty is happy, whose is it?

Before Wang Yun recovered from the explosive news, Emperor Zhaoyang said lightly: "I am a man, how could I get pregnant? Father, you are too worried."

Wang Yun was still immersed in the proposition of #谁是儿他巴#, and at first he didn’t really listen to what Emperor Zhaoyang said, but he heard that Emperor Zhaoyang was denying the existence of the 72 ministers of Sangong Sixth Court. Immediately replied: "This is a good thing, Your Majesty, in fact, the courtiers are waiting for you to conceive an heir, so as to consolidate the country, even if there are three palaces and six courtyards, will we stop you from letting you be promoted? "

Emperor Zhaoyang: "...I am not a woman."

Wang Yun finally listened to it this time, and after being sharp-tongued, he would not be silent any longer, so he replied: "The minister is an old woman, and your majesty is just saying that he can't do it? Or is it that your majesty finally knows how to be shy—"

"Pfft!"

Don't doubt that this is Lord Wang realizing that His Majesty is not making a harmless joke with him, and that the sentence that came out of the right ear finally came in from the left ear again, and he said it twice, plus Emperor Zhaoyang's face Wang Yun's usual expression was not like "playing with you", but the expression of "I'm really serious, stupid mortals tremble", Wang Yun knelt down as soon as his legs softened.

For a while, I really couldn't find the right words to describe the mood of my foster father.

In the end, the truth came too fast, just like a tornado, my foster father hadn’t felt the power of the tornado, he was sucked into the vast sea, didn’t even give a boat, and the sea was still rough, a wave rushed over Just sank the foster father into the sea.Terrible, terrible, terrible!

Wang Yun changed from kneeling to sitting on the carpet, bumping his head against the court's legs, and began to babble back and forth: "I'm so stupid, really..."

"I can definitely prove this point." When Emperor Zhaoyang said such irresponsible words, Wang Yun's old face became grim. When he pressed on it, he saw that he was wearing a special dragon robe and a crown, and he was the unparalleled Emperor Zhaoyang, who was unparalleled in the world. He immediately let out an "ow" and grabbed the case with his head. This peerless beauty made him How can I believe that she is actually him!is that a lie?

Wang Yun's crazy action naturally attracted the attention of the palace servants standing not far away in the imperial study. In order to prevent rumors about the foster father going crazy tomorrow, Emperor Zhaoyang thoughtfully made an excuse: "No problem , Father Zhong just has an itchy scalp."

Wang Yun: "...You, you, you——" He originally wanted to yell, but now he finally remembered that they were in the Imperial Study Room, and the fact that His Majesty was a man disguised as a woman was just a secret that could not be revealed, so The foster father, who was so worried that he had no limit, quickly lowered his voice, and almost bit his tongue.When he lowered his voice so much that he could hear it himself, he still said a bunch of meaningless words—at this time, if Mr. Wang Yun can speak, he is a real warrior, so those who speak incoherently It's all flaws that can't hide the beauty——afterwards, Emperor Zhaoyang raised the tail of his eyes. It can't be said that he is charming, but he is definitely full of charm. Wang Yun's eyebrows and heart are jumping, and what he said makes Wang Yun wish he couldn't do it again. Go grab the ground with your head, "Oh, I have hinted to my adoptive father a long time ago, but my adoptive father is really #死木不可空#, so when you said you were really stupid, I will say that I can definitely do it." Prove it."

Wang Yun: "...!! I really haven't reached the point where I'm too old to remember things, why don't I remember your Majesty, you gave me a hint?"

"Father-in-law seems to be very confident in his memory? Then I will test it. Do you remember what I said to father-in-law on the Mid-Autumn Festival three years ago?" Emperor Zhaoyang left it to Wang Yun to think. Space, but who the hell would remember what happened three years ago clearly, Emperor Zhaoyang said very naturally: "Well, it seems that you don't remember, your memory is only so good. "

The muscles on Wang Yun's face twitched so violently that his mouth and eyes were crooked, "No matter what you say, I still don't think you gave me a hint, otherwise, why didn't I have any impression when I recalled it?" The words were almost squeezed out by Mr. Wang through his teeth.

Could Emperor Zhaoyang be the kind of person who creates something out of nothing?He also just talks nonsense in a serious manner sometimes, of course, it may be three parts true and seven parts false, heck, Emperor Zhaoyang's language art course is also quite excellent. "I have told you more than once that I am the combination of Zhao Ji and His Majesty the First Emperor, right? I also told you when you suspected that I was pregnant, 'You will never see your golden grandson in your lifetime' Don't you? Dare you deny that it's not implied?"

When Emperor Zhaoyang said this, Wang Yun was already impressed. He was much more impressed by what Emperor Zhaoyang said about "hermaphroditism" at that time. He even sprayed tea at that time.Let’s take this as a hint for the time being, but, but—"What are you trying to do by disguising yourself as a man? If you show your true colors, you can still call yourself emperor. Wouldn't that be easier than if you had to turn a corner?"

So this is the most tangled part. Who would have thought that there would be people who would not take the Yangguan Avenue, but would have to take the winding and winding trails, it would be sick!

"It's not that I haven't thought about dressing up as a man, but thinking about how it can be more twists and turns than a man dressing up as a woman, it's more interesting, so-oh, if I knew that today's men's dressing up as a woman was not as expected, I regret that I didn't do it first Trying to disguise herself as a man." Emperor Zhaoyang disguised himself as a man, and the man disguised himself as a woman, so that Wang Yun was confused, so that it was hard to determine whether Emperor Zhaoyang was a man, a woman, or a real hermaphrodite. In the end, I could only utter one sentence: "You are sick."

——The adoptive father is really confused.

Emperor Zhaoyang was not displeased at all, he blinked his eyes: "Yeah, didn't I say that I was terminally ill? Oh, I understand, is the foster father referring to my man disguised as a woman? Then I really did Disease, this disease is called gender recognition disorder, that is to say, I have a male body and a female heart. Then the problem comes, since I am a female heart, then according to the law of yin and yang intercourse, I should like men. But I It's a man again, if you have intercourse with a man, it will violate the law of yin and yang intercourse, and naturally there will be no so-called crystallization. Well, this is really a problem, isn't it?"

Wang Yun is now on the Kangzhuang Avenue, which is unloved in life. This wide, flat road extends in all directions and there are "meng circles" everywhere. Now there are more "meng circles" following the explanation of Emperor Zhaoyang. I felt like I was going to run out of fuel, and said weakly: "Yes, yes..."

Emperor Zhaoyang felt that it was necessary to give his adoptive father a bowl of chicken blood to cheer him up, so he said: "Everything has two sides. Think about it on the bright side. Only you, foster father, know about it, and the whole world doesn’t know about it yet.”

Wang Yun suddenly felt that even panting was extravagant: "You still want the whole world to know?"

Emperor Zhaoyang really considered this question seriously, and when Wang Yun wished he could hit him on the head with an inkstone to wake him up, he gave the answer: "Maybe."

Maybe you are a skewer, maybe!Wang Zhongfu, who felt that his life had been shortened by ten years, said weakly: "Can I report my old age and return to my hometown?"

Emperor Zhaoyang smiled like a flower and said, "What do you think?"

Master Wang's scalp started to itch again, and he slammed his forehead against the case.

The little heartless Emperor Zhaoyang still watched it with great interest, and said: "Seeing that you are so energetic, I feel relieved."

Wang Yun burst into tears: "I must have owed you in my previous life."

"Maybe."

Emperor Zhaoyang fell down with another "maybe" and became the last straw to bend Wang Yun. It was also because he had been licking his forehead for so long. Before he passed out, it was because his forehead was strong, so the foster father is honored. I fainted, and never again... Cough, it took two days and two nights before I woke up.After waking up, he still has to continue to act like a cow to Emperor Zhaoyang, who has come to ask for debts in this life, and he still has such a secret #摇天地球鬼神#.

The first thing to bear the brunt is the issue of heirs. Let’s not talk about the fact that when the national father-in-law really knew that Emperor Zhaoyang was a man, he felt that his hat was green. Because of this, when Wang Yun understood what Emperor Zhaoyang said After saying "a man's body and a daughter's heart", he was relieved.

Then came the problem, Emperor Zhaoyang wanted to have an heir, so he couldn't have the 72 servants of the Sangong Sixth Court, it must be changed to the 72 concubine of the Sangong Sixth Court, but the key is that Emperor Zhaoyang was the first of its kind Empress, what is it like to have a harem or a concubine, so there is only a cross.

Then the problem came again, Emperor Zhaoyang was a man, and he didn't have sex with a woman, where did he get his offspring...

This is simply a dead end!

Wang Yun was so worried that his beard was knotted, but Emperor Zhaoyang was as beautiful as a flower, holy and powerful like a normal person.In the end, Wang Yun held his broken heart and raised his hand to surrender. He was very weak and asked Emperor Zhaoyang how to solve the problem of heirs.

"This is really a problem," Emperor Zhaoyang just wanted to make a fool of himself, but he was glared at by the frowning Wang Yun, and Emperor Zhaoyang did not make so many tricks, "If you still remember Guozijian."

Guozijian is a government school led by Emperor Zhaoyang three years ago. It selects students aged 15 and below, and students aged 12 and above from the other eight states except Yizhou. It was drawn up by Emperor Yang himself, and the gentlemen of Guozijian in the past three years were also selected by Emperor Zhaoyang himself. Everyone felt that they were cultivating future talents.

But now that Emperor Zhaoyang has talked about the issue of heirs, it is not just as simple as a pillar of talent. Rao Wang Yun did not expect that the throne of Emperor Zhaoyang would not be passed on to his own heirs, but to follow the example of Yao, Shun, and others. What is it that Yu passed on to the elected people with both ability and political integrity?Also, there are male and female students in the Guozijian, and some of them even abdicated the throne to Emperor Zhaoyang. Now the former young emperor Liu Xie who should be named King Chenliu!

This is interesting, if in the end Liu Xie is chosen to be the emperor of the Qi Dynasty, then he will become the No. ,perhaps.He is too tired to make any expression now, so he took Liu Xie as an example with a blank and stiff face: "It's not that I judge the belly of a gentleman with a villain's heart, but if that Liu Xie really becomes the emperor again, he has mastered it." Real power, do you believe that he would really do such a thing as overthrowing the Qi Dynasty you established and restoring the Han Dynasty? In the end, it was you who forced him to abdicate and become the king of subjugation." This is a bloody feud.

Emperor Zhaoyang had some irrelevant answers and said: "Why do you no longer think that I am the princess of Emperor Hanling's family?"

Wang Yun is still hehe, if he believes it again, is he stupid?

"This is where the value of brainwashing lies." Emperor Zhaoyang indifferently turned over the page about #公主主不主#, continued to return to the original social system, and said something that Wang Yun didn't quite understand, but Emperor Zhaoyang didn't say much, he chuckled and said, "Anyway, grass will grow on your adoptive father's grave by then—" He paused before continuing, "Don't worry, I won't let adoptive father die No one will be at peace, nor will your children and grandchildren."

Wang Yun: "..." So how can people be moved by such words.

One month after Liu Zhang became a minister, it was the fifth anniversary of Emperor Zhaoyang's ascension to the throne. In addition, Liu Zhang became a minister, Kyushu was unified, and people from all walks of life came to congratulate Luoyang. Then you can reunite with your loved ones.Sun Quan knew that his elder brother, Sun Ce, and his best friend, Zhou Yu, would come to Luoyang to congratulate him. His classmate and friend Zhuge Liang's uncle, Zhuge Xuan, who was an official to the prefect of Yuzhang, was also there. It's the same day, so I made an appointment to meet them together.

After being excited for a while, Sun Quan looked at another classmate, Sima Fu. Sima Fu's father was Jing Zhaoyin. He would usually go home during the holidays. Sure enough, this time was no exception. He put down his book and said, "My second brother travels When I come back, I will come to the Imperial College to pick me up." Sima Fu has two older brothers, the eldest brother Sima Lang, and the second brother Sima Yi, both young talents, especially the second brother Sima Yi, who is decisive and heroic. When the Imperial College recruited students, his second brother My brother passed the upper age limit, but Sima Yi didn't feel too regretful, and then went to travel the mountains and rivers with the friends he made.

This is just a small episode of Guozijian, and it is just a small embellishment in this grand event in Luoyang—maybe after ten years, the small embellishment will become extremely bright—not to mention the Zhaoyang Emperor’s Sacrifice One day, but it drew most of the attention of the whole people.

On an auspicious day, Emperor Zhaoyang led all civil and military officials to pass by the streets of Luoyang, and the alleys were empty. Luoyang also restored the prosperity of its heyday. Emperor Zhaoyang who is like the scorching sun, civil and military officials with civil and military virtues, talented talents who are constantly emerging, and everything that can create the best era.

……

Wang Yun, who was full of holes in his heart, thought of a very inappropriate question when Emperor Zhaoyang ascended the altar: God, does he know that Zhaoyang is a man?Or is it that God was also deceived by Zhaoyang?If this is the case, my mother, this is cheating.

——Well, this idea is very inappropriate, and the conclusion is closed.