The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Summary of the previous story: Hao Yingjun and Hao Xiaocao finished his thesis in a mysterious and mysterious state. After submitting it to the professor, he fell on the bed as if the electricity was cut off and fell asleep. Anyway, There is no class this morning, so it's okay to sleep in the dark.

Unfortunately, Hao Yingjun encountered the 360 in [-] of [-]—don’t ask how this probability came about, this pot’s “serious nonsense” has been memorized—the probability of becoming obsessed: Hao Yingjun wears it and wears it again Came back, only to turn his brainwashed knowledge in the parallel world into a thesis for his real-world professor.

Hao Yingjun successfully caught the professor's attention, and the professor hurried over with a phone call. Hao Yingjun was drowsy and connected, and the professor's gentle and abnormal voice came from the microphone: "Emperor Zhaoyang, Xiaozi Diaochan, The first female emperor in the history of the Central Plains—”

Reflexively, Hao Yingjun showed a red heart to the organization, and immediately got up from the bed and knelt down facing the wall: "Long live Emperor Zhaoyang!"

Professor: "...heh."

A 'huh' made Hao Yingjun startled, "Professor?"

"Since you call me that, it's polite: Hao Hao Hao, your thesis, what do you ask the professor to say--" No matter which professor is so naughty, "the organization is clear, and the starting point is very novel , I must have written it like a master when I wrote it?"

"Don't dare to act, dare not act." Hao Yingjun replied very modestly, he hadn't realized the problem yet, and it was also #不我军无能，但战军太cunning#.

"Really?" The professor's voice sounded more gentle, strangely gentle, "But what should I do, student Hao, I can't find the source of your reference materials, let alone to avoid killing someone by mistake, the professor I I even searched all the web articles, and there are not no web articles of yy Three Kingdoms, but none of them are as reasonable and well-founded as your yy, and the format is so novel, so that I can't bear to pretend to be your paper. "

Hao Yingjun: "...qwq"

Hao Yingjun, who seemed to understand what had happened, shed tears of grief and joy. This is really a...a story that I love to hear and see. As for the follow-up of the story, the professor was pleased with Hao's classmate yy, and gave Hao Yingjun a suspended sentence. , let him rewrite a paper based on reality.

Student Hao Yingjun is really going to hang his head and stab his butt. If the story ends here, how can it be described by #风路转归#, and how can we promote #好人有好入#, so Hao Yingjun is here again After writing hard all night and handing in the thesis again, the professor's phone call rushed over again. This time, the professor was a professor in a parallel world, an invisible fan of Her Majesty the Empress, who saw "Diao Chan" written in Hao Yingjun's thesis. , the virtual character in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" ranks third among the four beauties in the folk, and its historical value is that it contributed to the beauties, which made Lu Fengxian Fengyiting kill Dong Zhuo. What kind of psychological activities the professor will have depends on Hao Yingjun and classmate Hao. You will know when you shed tears of #痛连思痛或好痛#.

Hao Yingjun expressed his despair in this heartless world, and the next moment he picked up his mobile phone and took five consecutive shots of the modified textbook. He has just become the "servant under the skirt" of Emperor Zhaoyang, and he is still a young seedling that cannot stand this. It was devastated like wind and rain, so he had to leave some evidence to prove that he had been here!

After crying and laughing, Hao Xiaocao, who is too strong in psychology, cheered up and went to class. He received the professor's special caring eyes, and Hao Yingjun stood up with his hands and feet. First suffer his will, exhaust his muscles and bones, starve his body, empty his body, and mess up his actions... Hao Yingjun is teaching fancy lectures, and takes them to the history museum to watch the fourth emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, one emperor through the ages Emperor Wu of Song Dynasty was Zhao Zhen.

Hao Yingjun is a bit generous. He had already complained about it when he came here last time. He thought it was an irresponsible website. A good Song Renzong could be mistaken for Emperor Wu of Song. Now it seems that he is still too naive.Wait, if you put it this way, is it not a clerical error that Qin Ershi Hu Hai was among the top five in the Eternal Emperor's vote?My God, what happened in this parallel world?

Soon, Hao Yingjun felt... the malice from the universe——

The first one to appear was Song Zhenzong, who was eager for Pan'er, and Hao Yingjun, who complained about Max, couldn't wait to start complaining: What is this?Take unofficial history as official history?Is there still going to be a #raccoon for Prince#?Concubine Liu De is awesome, right? In the end she became a queen, and she listened to politics behind the curtain when Zhao Zhen was young.

Concubine Li Chen gave birth to a prince in safety and was crowned empress. The prince born to Concubine Liu De was less than two years old. Because of jealousy, he slandered the prince of Shouchun County, born to Concubine Li Chen, as a civet cat and was thrown into limbo; —— Hao Yingjun The expression on his face is like this '=口=', in the Song Dynasty, animals were allowed to become spirits, which is really enviable... No, the sword, light, sword, and shadow as promised, is a palace fight without smoke of gunpowder?Concubine Liu De is so frustrated, what do you think of Lady Zhen?

When Emperor Wu was the crown prince, he had already emerged, assisted the government, and held great power. When Zhenzong passed away, the two dynasties transitioned peacefully, and all civil and military officials were convinced;——this must be a civet cat who has become a spirit, bah, a time traveler!Throughout history, which young emperor has not been restrained by the empress dowager/empress dowager/power officials/relatives/eunuchs, etc.—if there are all of them, then the young emperor at that time would only consider himself unlucky—fortunate Who can be in charge of the government after adulthood, which one has this Zhao Zhen so #天使异伤#?If it's not a time traveler, then it's a rebirth. Why are there so many routines in this world, and the trust between people?

……

Emperor Wu was good at discerning pearls with discerning eyes. Bao Zheng Baogong, who was at the top of the list of famous ministers during Emperor Wu's reign, was an example. The article written by Bao Zheng's palace examination in the fifth year of Tiansheng was presented to the imperial court. Emperor Wu praised: "Luzhou Bao Zheng, good."

Eight Wise Kings said: "Where is it better?"

Emperor Wu replied: "Fortunately, the name is good."

So he circled Bao Zheng's Jinshi and rank.

——Hahahaha, Hao Yingjun's laughter is not abrupt at all. In fact, from the time when Emperor Wu Zhao Zhen ascended the throne at the age of 13 to now, he has been laughing all the time, until his face became stiff.Zhao Zhen is really... maverick, the records in the daily record are so funny and vivid, he can think of the bewildered faces of the civil and military officials at that time.jpg and life without love.jpg , If you opened a candle factory at that time, the business would definitely be booming, hahaha.

Soon, Hao Yingjun stopped hahaha, because the professor started talking about the "Chanyuan Alliance". Hao Yingjun, who has a patriotic heart, naturally knows the history of humiliation, so don't talk to him about the Chanyuan Alliance. It saved the Song Dynasty a huge amount of war expenses, and avoided the excessive corvee and court tax pressure caused by the heavy troops guarding the border all year round. He would not listen.Because the "Chanyuan Alliance" is the beginning of the Central Plains' exchange of year coins for peace from foreign nations, and in a sense it is also the beginning of the overall decline of national integrity. "The emperor guards the gate of the country, and the gentleman guards the community." Really do it?

When Hao Yingjun came back to his senses, he heard the professor mention the term "Houchanyuan Alliance", which is very unfamiliar to Hao Yingjun, and Hao Yingjun's ears suddenly perked up.After listening to the professor's explanation, Hao Yingjun didn't know what it was like. It turned out that this "Post-Chanyuan Alliance" was Song Wu Emperor Zhao Zhen who personally conquered the Liao Kingdom and defeated the Liao Kingdom. , It also completely reversed the status of the Central Plains and Liao, and changed the "Chanyuan Alliance".

The professor also said: "Emperor Wu of Song's amazing strategy was fully demonstrated in this 'Battle of Song and Liao' against Liao. According to historical records, Emperor Wu of Song made preparations for this war for ten years. This has already Not just a contest of military strength between the two countries, it is actually a war of arms overlaid with economic aggression. Economists are now talking about the case of 'buy low, sell high' This war will not be bypassed. In fact, the economic principles involved in it are more than that, so historians will never deny that this is the first time in Chinese and foreign history that it has been recorded again on a large scale and demonstrated its effectiveness. war of economic aggression.

Of course, there are always two sides to everything. I don’t need to repeat the good aspects. I will talk about the negative effects of this war that some people have raised.This matter sounds so funny, at least in my opinion, no one called historians, economists and geographers said anything, and environmentalists came out to make noise, cough, clamoring Because Emperor Wu of the Song Dynasty bought milk and wool on a large scale, the Liao Kingdom began to raise more cows and goats at that time, which made the turf of the grassland weak, and laid the foundation for the Yellow River to become the Yellow River today. It's really interesting. "

Hao Yingjun dared to bet with his 5.0 eyesight that his aloof professor rolled his eyes in public. Of course, the professor was not the only one who rolled his eyes. It has been said that Song Wudi had a lot of brain-dead fans.

The professor seemed to know that he was wrong. He didn't want to give the role of environmental protectionists, so he turned the topic back to Emperor Wu of Song Dynasty Zhao Zhen, and told one of the massive jokes that Emperor Wu of Song Dynasty contributed in his life: " In the "Chanyuan Alliance" signed by Zhenzong and Liao, there is a clause that "Liao and Song are brothers, Song is brother, Song Zun and Empress Dowager Xiao are aunts, and later generations are still nephews, and envoys visit each other regularly". Emperor Wu thought of this when he was arguing before signing the "Later Chanyuan Alliance" with Liao.

In fact, when Emperor Wu signed the agreement with the Liao Kingdom, he chose Chanzhou as the location, not without the intention of being naughty, so when talking about the "nephew theory" - the emperor of the Liao Kingdom at that time was still Liao Shengzong Yelu Longxu, but Empress Dowager Xiao has passed away - Emperor Wu sighed: "Yelu Longxu called nephew?"I don't mind having multiple eldest nephews, but I changed my mind. When my father was alive, he respected Yelu Longxu's mother, Empress Dowager Xiao, as his aunt. That is to say, Yelu Longxu and his father were equals. If I recognized such an elder brother Nephew, isn't he older than the father?Therefore, in order for my father to be able to smile at Jiuquan, and not to be disturbed by such mundane affairs, I can only reluctantly reject Yelu Longxu's kindness. '

It is said that Yelu Longxu thought it was a pity, and when he turned around, he vomited blood with heartache.Of course he wasn't the first, nor was he the last half-dead to be molested by Emperor Wu's "wonderful words". "The professor blinked mischievously as he spoke, and the 'cute' students almost got stuck in the middle of their laughter.

Hao Yingjun covered his face, Professor, you are so passionate, it really makes us doubt your sexual orientation, didn't you say that Emperor Zhaoyang is your goddess, and mine?Why is Emperor Song Wu also your male god now?But to be honest, Hao Yingjun can't hold it anymore, Emperor Wu of Song Dynasty is really cute, he is the first person to go to heaven and earth, look at the anecdote above, it's perfect #十动然而##味死人不养生##望已经是right, what is wrong is also right#Lianlianji, Yelu Longxu vomiting blood can only be said that he is an emperor, and his psychological quality is so low.

I really envy the people in this parallel world. Their mothers no longer have to worry about them not being able to find a god or a goddess. Hao Yingjun had just finished expressing his emotions, and a thunderbolt came on a sunny day. What is it?That must be Zhan Zhaozhan's royal cat and Chinchilla Bai Yutang.

Hao Yingjun: "=口="

Hao Yingjun resisted the urge to pick his ears, what did you say, professor?Concubine Zhao and Concubine Jin?Threesome must have my concubine?No no, is that Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang? Characters in "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousnesses"!Virtual characters!Do you know what a virtual character is?Just like Diaochan's Emperor Zhaoyang is a character in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", not a virtual character like a real one in history!

After Hao Yingjun roared in his heart, he was suddenly enlightened: Yes, even Emperor Zhaoyang is a fictional character to him, and there is nothing wrong with Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang again.No, okay?Let's say that Emperor Zhaoyang is unparalleled in piano skills and archery skills. This is nothing, but martial arts unparalleled skills are too much. Think about gravity and the law of energy conservation! !This unscientific! ! !

What can I do to save you, my three views on materialism?

——Speaking of these words, Erhao, you should have shouted out loudly when you realized that you came to the parallel world, now you are #一回生二回亲#, why are you still so hypocritical.So, it's only logical that your expression fluctuated so violently and you caught the professor's attention again.

"Hao Yingjun!"

Hao Yingjun: "...Here. Professor, I have been constipated for three days, and just now I suddenly felt a strong urge, so can I go to the bathroom?"

Professor: "...then why are you covering your face?"

Hao Yingjun: "...my face is sour from laughing."

The professor turned out to be very talkative this time, and agreed without asking any more questions: "Well, you can go."

Hao Yingjun wanted to cry: "Professor, you are simply my reborn parents. I am willing to be your cow and horse in the next life." When Hao Yingjun turned around, the professor clapped his hands: "Take a rest for 10 minutes."

He dared to waste his feelings in vain, Hao Yingjun lied, and even lied such an indecent lie on a whim, he had to make it perfect no matter what.So Hao Yingjun went to the bathroom to occupy a hole, and began to calm down his restless heart. Inevitably, he heard some history beyond his heart's ability in class, so Hao Yingjun took out his mobile phone and prepared to call Emperor Wu of Song Go through Zhao Zhen's life once, and rule out the thundering points.

"Song Wu Emperor Zhao Zhen, the fourth emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, an outstanding statesman, strategist, military strategist, diplomat, great navigator (huh?), the most beautiful man (what the hell is this?).

During the reign of Emperor Wu, the Song Dynasty defeated Liaodong and regained the sixteen prefectures of Youyun; Zhao Jue, king of Xiangyang (isn’t this the villain in "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness"?) launched a "civet cat for prince" coup (by the way, what kind of coup is this? ), the white wolf with empty gloves took the redemption fee of 15 Xixia soldiers who conspired with King Xiangyang...

Hao Yingjun didn't look carefully at how much it cost, he just wanted to say, is it really good to use the word #空位白狼# in such an official introduction?Well, thinking about the character of Emperor Wu Zhao Zhen, there is no sense of disobedience in using such unwritten words.

Hao Yingjun paused to spit out such a big trough, and then looked down—"During Emperor Wu, a hundred flowers blossomed and a hundred schools of thought contended, and a large number of heroes emerged, such as Yan Shu, Bao Zheng, Fan Zhongyan, Ouyang Xiu, Wang Anshi, etc. (thank God, finally a few appeared. He knows, and is a real person in history, Mr. Bao Zheng Bao, he is not sure, maybe it is the real person in history, or maybe not, who made Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang appear) , The Song Dynasty entered a period of high prosperity, and Emperor Wu's reign of less than 20 years laid an important foundation for the next nearly 200 years of prosperity of the Song Dynasty. '

Less than 20 years?No, Song Renzong reigned for 42 years in history, but he was the longest reigning emperor in the Song Dynasty.

In his prime, Emperor Wu retired to Zhao Qi, the seventh son of Zhenzong. Historians also say that Chang Wang Zhao Qi is the "Prince" in "Civet Cat for Prince", the son of Concubine Li Chen.The life experience of Emperor Wu has also aroused many speculations. The most popular guess is that Emperor Wu is actually the son of the Eight Sage King Zhao Yuanyan. '

Hao Yingjun said that he will not comment on this matter until he finds out whether the "civet cat for the prince" here is the same story as the "civet cat for the prince" he knows, but he has to say something, #贵圈Really messed up# Ah, no matter what, then read on: 'After Emperor Wu abdicated, he and his wife, Jim Moriarty, started the era of great voyages...'

"Dangdang!"

"boom!"

The former is the sound made by Hao's mobile phone falling on the floor, and the latter is the sound made by Hao who knocked his forehead against the cubicle door.

Jim Moriarty Jim Moriarty Jim Moriarty... This name is so magical, it wandered from left to right in Hao Yingjun's mind, then from top to bottom, and then turned into Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past, leaving a field of chicken feathers.

right?Is this really right?

The emperor of my Great Heavenly Dynasty married a foreign girl?Yes, it must be a woman, otherwise how could it be said to be 'his wife'.But why is she called Jim Moriarty? Can the bully Song Dynasty be able to tell the difference between men and women without knowing the name of Wai Nuo Ren? 'Jim' or something, it must be a man's name?And why is she still named Moriarty after calling her Jim!Don't tell him that the surname 'Moriarty' is so common that if you drop a brick on the road, nine out of ten people will hit it!

The only Moriarty that Hao Yingjun knows is the big villain Professor James Moriarty in "Sherlock Holmes", no, there is also Little Jim in "Sherlock"~

"boom!"

Hao Yingjun, who couldn't load it, knocked his forehead on the compartment door again, must it be the web page?Or is it the same name?Even Professor Moriarty in the Victorian period cannot overlap with the era of Song Renzong.Besides, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang already have it, so what's the fuss about adding Jim Moriarty, isn't it?

No, really not! ! !

Hao Yingjun was desperate for this grotesque world, and he didn't want to know how deeply in love Song Wudi Zhao Zhen and his queen were.He just wants to be quiet, don't ask him who is quiet.

Don't be like this, Er Hao, the 10-minute rest period given by the professor is about to expire, you don't want to fail the course, do you?So just in case, prepare two papers. Of course, the premise is that student Hao didn't mix the two worlds, but thinking about it, the chances of this are still very high, and Mo Niangniang impressed him too deeply.

I believe Hao Xiaocao will not want to watch "Sherlock" in the near future, so after a while, let's meet the first and only Qin II who came out publicly in history, and half of the faint king Tu Ze, who is half of Mingjun, and his father, a father and son who know how to deduce.

Oh, poor boy.