The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

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"O...M...G!" Anderson yelled with his mouth wide open and his face in his hands, "Boss, isn't it April Fool's Day!! Why is that overage virgin—yes, we all know that freak is a virgin, Even though he has a teddy bear as a roommate, he's still a virgin - got caught in a sex club?! And he's wearing porn handcuffs! Who's going to tell me what happened?"

Lestrade coughed, "Well, it's actually an S&M club." The good detective's embarrassed tone couldn't hide a hint of revenge.

Anderson cooperated and deliberately said "wow", with an expression that couldn't be more cheap: "It turns out that the freak has such a strong taste, and I really can't compare with goldfish."

Sherlock flicked the handcuffs on his hands angrily, and Anderson broke out into a more flattering laugh, and Lestrade also laughed, and then told his men to go find the keys, and he was very grateful to know the truth Dr. Watson, who he didn't follow up with, tried to reduce his sense of existence with a fluke mentality that a dead friend would not die a poor man.

When they got into the taxi, Watson breathed a sigh of relief. Scotland Yard was full of resentment towards Sherlock. Today, they finally found an opportunity and focused their firepower on Sherlock. The former military doctor was spared.However, Watson quietly glanced at Sherlock with a gloomy face, feeling quite strange in his heart. After all, when he usually cooperates with Scotland Yard, other people are not very angry with Sherlock, especially Anderson also has a cheap mouth. I care, of course he is usually the one who makes others jump in anger, but this time Sherlock seems to be angry. He acted like a cat whose tail was stepped on before, and he hasn't started the group ridicule yet...

"Are you okay, Sherlock?" Watson asked cautiously with roommate love.

"We've been tricked, I should have thought of that!" Sherlock gritted his teeth.

Watson asked puzzledly: "What do you mean by that?" But Sherlock didn't answer his question, he just took out his Apple Pie mobile phone, Watson originally thought he was going to send text messages or check the website Nothing, but Sherlock didn't have any, he was just tossing and tearing that handmade phone that was so good that it made other phones feel ashamed, like he was using it to vent his emotions.

well?Watson was surprised by his own thoughts. He began to recall how they ended up in the previous situation. The cause may have to start with one of his female patients. She——

"Shutup!"

Well, the young master is upset again. Who is it that provoked him blindly?Watson couldn't figure it out, and he didn't dare to provoke Sherlock, who seemed to have all his hair exploded.God knows, on the way back to 221B Baker Street, he almost tried his best to suppress his desire to speak, almost suffocating him to death!

After getting out of the taxi, Watson just wanted to catch his breath and say something, when he heard a string of melodious and joyful violin sounds coming from the window on the second floor. Watson can tell that this is a very brisk violin piece, and the violinist is in a good mood.

Sherlock's face became even darker, he pushed open the door suddenly, not forgetting to twist the knocker belt that was originally placed, and jumped upstairs with strides, his coat flapping behind him with dramatic effects.

When Watson came to his senses, Sherlock had disappeared, so he quickly followed in a daze. When he climbed up to the second floor with short hands and short feet, the melodious sound of the violin had stopped, and the bow was being held by Sherlock like a fencing sword. The contestant waved it like that, making a "russling" sound in the air. As for Sherlock's violin was still held by the person who played the violin, the other person's expression made Watson feel like he would pull out a violin the next moment. Qin Xian, as if he wanted to fight to the death with his brother.

Yes, Watson knew the young man playing the violin, and the youngest Sherlock Holmes, they had met three days ago.He changed into a suit today, of course it was a three-piece suit, like the only other Sherlock Holmes who was not present, an expensive custom-made suit that made most people daunted.Well, are the benefits of tailoring that good?

Although the focus was off, it did not prevent the ex-military doctor from feeling the tense atmosphere in the living room, and he subconsciously took half a step back.Watson swore that he really didn't make any noise, not counting footsteps, but both Holmes in the room turned their heads to look at him, and were stared at by two similar, bright, penetrating eyes. How does it feel, the former military doctor who has never flinched on the battlefield in Afghanistan tells you that he almost turned around and ran away.

It was as if some mechanism had been activated. The youngest Sherlock Holmes spoke first: "I had a good time today, huh?" He was accompanied by a pure and harmless smile that made people feel bathed in the spring sunshine.

But the consulting detective who was greeted by him didn't feel it at all, he squeezed out a crumpled Sherlock smirk: "Don't you know that there is a saying called "Smart is misunderstood by cleverness", my dear little brother? "

"Are you summing up your feelings this time, Sherlock? Well, anyway, I didn't go to the BDSM club with great interest? By the way, how do you feel about this?" Gu Qing still smiled sincerely.

"Ha, if you have to say that, I don't know who it is. I just made a phone call and sent John to the door. He was easily hooked, stupid apple pie!" Sherlock said, still complacent. He swung the bow triumphantly, and his unruly curly hair curled up and down accordingly, especially after seeing that Apple Pie's flawless expression was a little cracked.

Gu Qing is not a vegetarian either, he retorted, and directly poked Sherlock's sore foot: "Hmph! What kind of carrots did Mycroft feed you, so that you could be obediently treated like a donkey by him?"

Sherlock really blew up: "I didn't!"

Gu Qing said slowly: "You have!"

Then it's childish--

"no!"

"You have it!"

……

Watson couldn't stand it anymore, took a step forward and shouted: "Enough, you guys!" He was now very sure that they were real brothers. The youngest Holmes' speech speed was almost as fast as Sherlock's, and they were all beyond ordinary people. quick!Give me back the seamless connection between your sentence and my sentence, and the fact that they all speak the same way, people can’t understand, I just want to kneel down and sing #我是一个金鱼，鱼鱼鱼鱼鱼鱼#!

Until they began to accuse each other like three-year-old children, Watson hadn't figured out what they meant before, but this didn't prevent him from feeling dumbfounded for the naive Holmes.

Sherlock and Gu Qing looked at each other, smirked at the same time, and sat down on his exclusive sofa (except for the sofa usually used by clients, all the sofas in the living room are exclusive to Sherlock) with a bow; The other plucked the strings twice with his hand, and put Sherlock's violin in its original position. At this time, he finally picked up the etiquette, and nodded to Watson: "Good afternoon, John."

Watson: "Hehe."

Sherlock snorted unceremoniously and sarcastically said: "Hypocrisy."

Gu Qing draws the tone: "Etiquette, Xiali."

Watson stared at the youngest Holmes with rounded eyes. His posture and tone seemed to be dead against the British government, and the youngest Holmes shrugged after meeting his gaze: "Everyone loves Mycroft."

Watson: "..." My heart is so tired.The former military doctor who wiped his face indiscriminately cheered up. After all, he is still one of the owners of 221B, and he must fulfill his responsibility as the owner no matter what.Well, the youngest Sherlock Holmes doesn't treat himself as a guest like the other Holmes who is not present. He thought he had a touching IQ before, but now it seems to be an illusion. "Well, Holmes—"

"Please call me Patrick, John."

The corner of Watson's mouth twitched: "You sit down first, I'll go and order the scones made by Mrs. Hudson."

"Tea is fine, thank you."

"Black coffee, two pieces of sugar."

You all really don't know how to be polite, do you?Seeing the complementary faces of the two Holmes, Watson gave up struggling and went downstairs without complaint.Of course, if one had to ignore the sound of the former military doctor stepping on the stairs, one would almost suspect that the stairs would break in the next moment.

Gu Qing unbuttoned his coat and sat opposite Sherlock, with his hands on the armrests: "I think we're even."

Sherlock snorted softly, but instead of using the bow as a foil to try to hit his younger brother, he held the bow in his hand and plucked it, staring at Gu Qing closely, trying to get a blow from his dear little brother. Get back on the field.But unfortunately, every Sherlock Holmes, while proficient in deduction, is also very good at hiding themselves, except those they want others to see.

Gu Qing also obediently let Sherlock act him, until after a while Sherlock leaned back on the back and said in a bored tone: "boring." information, to cover up after being deflated.Gu Qing raised his long legs and said slowly: "Thank you for your concern, my dear brother."

Sherlock snorted louder this time, obviously dismissing Gu Qing's "humane" statement, perhaps it would be more appropriate to call it anger from embarrassment.Gu Qing laughed. He knew that McCoff had asked Sherlock to investigate him after realizing that there was another person beside him. Sherlock, who took it for granted, pretended to ignore McCoff's request as usual.But out of Sherlock's concern, he must have excused himself and stepped in again, and Mycroft must have known that.

Sherlock suddenly slammed the bow towards him. He was obviously very displeased with his younger brother's "I know it all" expression. Gu Qing quickly avoided it, "Don't be a jerk brother just after I praised you, Sherlock, What would Mommy think if she found out?"

Sherlock withdrew his bow and said with a sneer, "Who worries Mommy more, Patrick, between the two of us."

Gu Qing didn't speak.

Sherlock leaned forward and pointed out in his usual fast tone: "You are in an intimate relationship - forgive me for not being able to describe it as being in a relationship or a relationship, it really bores me - this The relationship couldn’t have happened recently, otherwise McCoff wouldn’t be so angry. We all know that he was so angry because he didn’t care enough about his apple pie.” Gu Qing could hear Sherlock emphatically emphasizing the “care” "This word is very ironic. Of course, his whole sentence is ironic.

"More importantly, McCoff has not yet investigated the identity of the person you have a close relationship with. Either you used your fingers and keyboard to help hide your identity, or the other party has the ability to hide your identity. Now It seems that I am more inclined to the latter. Obviously this time you made such a move, that person also has a share, tsk, it is so sweet. Now you have an outsider to deal with your dear brother, who is the more bastard?"

Sherlock leaned back on the back of the sofa chair, and Gu Qing put his hands together in front of him. Hearing what Sherlock said last, he couldn't help but roll his eyes.He said meaningfully: "If you really want to compare, what should you say if you asked John to install bugs in the tailor's shop?"

After waiting for five seconds, Sherlock heard the movement from downstairs, glanced at the controller on Gu Qing's ear, and his face darkened immediately.Gu Qing was calm and calm, he said silently: "Don't worry, I will take them away."

What's the matter, Sherlock is allowed to use his homeless network, and Gu Qing is not allowed to call his ant team to 221B? Sherlock should be thankful that he is a good boy who respects his brother's privacy, and will not be like Mycroft. Then there is no word "privacy" in the dictionary at all.As a matter of course, Mycroft has recently increased his "concern" for his younger brother, that is, he has raised his surveillance level, and even the Royal Gentleman's base can no longer stop McCoff's minions.

However, Gu Qing didn't intend to ignore it, he had already paid back to Sherlock, and he wouldn't give up doing something to McCoff just because he was the head of the family.In Gu Qing's view, since McCoff "cared" too much, he should be mentally prepared to be retaliated.

Sherlock was very dissatisfied with his younger brother's grandiose distraction, and swung the bow at him again. The bow broke through the air and made a rustling sound, bringing Gu Qing back to reality.

Gu Qing shrugged, and apologized carelessly. Sherlock's face didn't look any better, and he stared at his younger brother: "What are you going to do? After hiding your work from Mommy, you still plan to do it again now." Hiding the fact that you were in an intimate relationship?"

Watson, who came upstairs with tea, coffee and scones, just came in when he heard Sherlock's words and couldn't help but say, "So your brother really has a girlfriend?" They will finally run there today In the SM club, they were chasing the youngest Sherlock Holmes's girlfriend all the way, uh... so what's the situation?

Sherlock plucked the bow like a violin string, hummed because of Watson's use of the word "girlfriend", and Gu Qing replied politely: "Maybe."

Watson: "..." What is this answer?

Gu Qing turned his head to meet Sherlock's eyes, and said slowly: "You will see him, Sherlock, if you plan to go back to the old house for Christmas this year." After finishing speaking, he didn't care about Sherlock's reaction, fiddled The cuff buttons on the sleeves, stood up leisurely, and said to the stunned Watson: "I think it's time for me to say goodbye, John, I think Mommy will be very happy that you went to the old house for Christmas."

Watson: "..." Hey, don't think that just because you are Sherlock Holmes, you can make decisions for others!Damn, he really can, think of Sherlock, think of Mycroft!Watson just held the tea that was brewed with all his heart and had not been tasted by the guests, watching the youngest Sherlock Holmes go downstairs comfortably, WTF!Wait, "Sherlock, did your brother just use 'him'?"

Sherlock wasn't that calm at all, his face was even uglier than before, he took out his cell phone and sent a text message, put the cell phone aside, took his priceless violin and started... sawing wood.

Watson: _(:зゝ∠)_ This day is really unbearable!For this reason, Teddy, who decided to work hard, nestled on the sofa where he often sat, stuffed scones made by Mrs. Hudson into his mouth angrily, and drank the tea he had worked so hard to make.

Ten minutes later, Watson couldn't stand it anymore. He held up his mobile phone in front of Sherlock, who was sawing wood in different patterns, and said through gritted teeth, "Your big devil wants you to read the text messages he sent you!" Sherlock Holmes! !Is it okay if I quit? ! !

——Now it’s not up to you to decide, Watson, #说你做你就就行，不能也得得#Ah.

Life has to go on, and Christmas is here as always.

Gu Qing supported his forehead, and said to Moriarty, who made him unable to bear to look directly: "Don't be a Chihuahua, okay?"

Moriarty pursed his lips: "I'm going to kill that stupid dog sooner or later!"

"This has nothing to do with Jimmy, baby." Gu Qing said with a high-spirited attitude, "and put away your messy settings. Well, well, I think it's my responsibility to tell you in advance Tell me about my family. Mycroft, I'm sure you've met and had a friendly exchange; Sherlock, that's even more interesting—"

Gu Qing elongated his voice, then paused intentionally. Moriarty's original unsteadiness seemed to have disappeared out of thin air. He leaned down to get close to Gu Qing, and his dense breath covered Gu Qing's breath, "Let's listen, Honey."

The corners of Gu Qing's eyes twitched, and he said with a half-smile: "If I remember correctly, the accident happened in [-], involving a swimming competition and a pair of running shoes that disappeared after the competition."

Moriarty's pupils contracted slightly, and then he giggled, completely reducing the distance that was not much at all. He sucked Gu Qing's lower lip and said vaguely: "My dear, you can always let me Surprised~"

Gu Qing just raised his eyebrows.

Moriarty revealed his true colors after a while: "If your mommy doesn't like me, you have to stand by my side." Apparently Moriarty also knew who the real boss of the Holmes family was.

Gu Qing calmed down his uneven breathing, and said in a neutral tone: "Mommy loves me." Although this sounded like a donkey's lip, Moriarty knew exactly what he meant. .Mommy likes her apple pie, so if she likes apple pie, she won't intervene too much. As for whether she will love the house or not, that's another matter.

"Hmm!" Moriarty reluctantly accepted the statement.

……

Mommy's apple pie doesn't go back to celebrate Christmas every year. Of course, this situation only happened once. Who told the villains not to prepare for Christmas that time.Well, there is no need to mention the unfortunate accident.Fortunately, they ran into Sherlock who rarely came home for Christmas at the train station, and Watson who was invited.

Sherlock's gaze that was originally casually glanced over, but when it fell on Moriarty who was beside Gu Qing, it suddenly became inanimate, as if there was no one else around, heck, it was his usual attitude of not caring about anyone as he looked up and down at his younger brother The male companion, finally fixed his eyes on Moriarty's face.

And Moriarty returned a shy smile.

Watson also looked curiously at the boyfriend of the youngest Holmes, er, how should I put it, it was completely different from what he had imagined before.Come to think of it, the Sherlock Holmes are so brilliant—there's absolutely no allusion to McCoff's increasingly tragic hairline—that they think everyone else is either a goldfish (McCoff) or an idiot (Xia Locke language), Watson secretly thought that what they were doing was almost the rhythm of #Note孤生#, or they were playing narcissus with themselves.Even if there is a real relationship partner, it is similar to their type, but the person in front of him looks more like an ordinary person (goldfish).

The real goldfish Watson fell into his own thinking, and in the end it was Sherlock's voice that pulled him back to reality, but——

Sherlock finally turned his eyes back to his brother, "Aren't you going to introduce, my dear brother? Let me think about it, the introduction is two thousand and twenty-five days late. The last time I saw him, He is not what he is now, with all the skin peeled off, am I right?"

Watson: "!!!"

Gu Qing naturally knows what Sherlock refers to. In Gu Qing's cognition, he is more willing to distinguish the librarian Jim, his friend, and Moriarty. completely different.Therefore, he said indifferently: "I think he has learned his lesson."

The person concerned, Moriarty, who was happily taking off his vest at the time: "..."

Sherlock half-closed his eyes and smirked, "I hope so."

Gu Qing blinked, and put on a pure smile on his face again: "So, I can make an introduction now? Moriarty, this is my second brother."