The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Sherlock took the initiative to extend a hand: "Sherlock Holmes." His action made Watson, who didn't understand what happened in the bloody accident, almost drop his jaw. It was the first time he saw Sherlock act like an ordinary person. .

Moriarty was still as shy as before, his big wet eyes gleamed with innocent light, as if what Sherlock said earlier had nothing to do with him, he stepped forward and held Sherlock's hand: "Morry Artie, Jim Moriarty."

Sherlock looked even more annoyed.

Watson could see it, let alone Gu Qing, but he looked at Watson as if he didn't see it: "John, I'm glad you're here." When Gu Qing said this, Sherlock and Moriarty who shook hands He let go of his hand and looked at him, Watson forced a dry smile, his heart was on the verge of collapse, what was he, was he shot while lying down?

Then...they drove back to Holmes' old house.

On the way, after Watson calmed down, he began to imagine what the parents of Holmes were like. Basically, everyone who met Sherlock would be curious about this, okay?What kind of parents can give birth to the extraordinary combination of a brat like Sherlock Max + a genius Max?

What's more, not only Sherlock, but also a British government that is smarter than Sherlock - this must never be said in front of Sherlock, and Sherlock will never admit it - this is not over yet, There is also a little Sherlock Holmes who can make mobile phones by hand...

For god's sake, can you imagine?After you have made up a lot of extraordinary images about genius parents, and then you see a pair of ordinary old man and old lady in the old house of Sherlock Holmes, the contrast...is really amazing.

However, it's not over yet.

Watson was fortunate enough to witness the scene where the lawless Sherlock was held in the arms of Mrs. Holmes and touched his cheek. He wanted to avoid it but restrained it, and finally avoided it after two seconds. Nice to hear!

The youngest Sherlock Holmes, as always, got Mommy's apple pie, and he didn't run away when Mommy kissed him, but for some reason, Watson just felt a little bit annoyed by Gu Qing, who looked like a good baby.Watson thought, this is probably because how cute he is now is actually how cruel. Thinking about Sherlock's boyfriend who used to be skinned, the contrast is too big, and he is not cute at all!

Watson quietly turned his gaze to the skinning boyfriend, but the other party immediately looked over and gave Watson a shy smile. Watson: "..." His hair was about to stand on end.

Sherlock snorted.

Moriarty turned back as if nothing had happened, Gu Qing turned his head and took Moriarty's hand, introducing him to Mommy and Daddy.

Next, how should I put it, the process of #乱妇妇见妈妈# is very peaceful.Firstly, Moriarty is as proficient in disguise and superb acting skills as Holmes; secondly, never underestimate the enlightenedness of the Holmes family. After all, it is really not ordinary people to raise three extraordinary Holmes. At least he is a real person, isn't he?

Watson thought this was very ordinary, without the swords and swords he had imagined, and Watson, who was not careful and brainstormed, when his mother smiled and said to him, "Oh, you belong to our Xiali-" I didn't know which muscle didn't straighten, so I rushed to answer: "No, no, I'm not gay!"

Mommy finished the conversation: "Roommate?"

Watson managed to redeem himself before embarrassing himself: "Yes, I'm sorry, because many people have misunderstood my relationship with Sherlock. I have a girlfriend! Uh, I mean, I'm Sherlock's roommate."

Mommy patted Watson on the shoulder and said kindly, "Don't worry, my son, we have no misunderstanding. Welcome to Holmes' home." Daddy smiled cheerfully beside him.

Watson: "..." Is it too late to turn around and go back to London?

Sherlock put his hand into his coat pocket, and whispered in a tone of regret or discouragement, "The earliest train back to London is at seven o'clock tomorrow—" Before he could finish, Mommy's voice came over: "Xiali, quickly lead your friend in."

Sherlock pursed his mouth reluctantly, kicked the wall down before entering the door, and turned the knocker crookedly.

Watson was belatedly realizing what Sherlock meant, that Sherlock would be happy to take the first train back to London instead of staying at home for Christmas.

Uh, Sherlock has been particularly restless recently, and the number of group taunts has increased, causing Scotland Yard to complain, but after knowing that Sherlock is going home for Christmas, they found a way to deal with Sherlock, talking about Christmas , playing Christmas carols, Anderson singing Christmas carols, etc., which caused Sherlock to become more irritable, and the number of group ridicules increased again, such a vicious circle.

Watson inexplicably recalled the second time he met Mycroft, and McCoff asked him, "Can you imagine what our family's Christmas dinner is like?" How did he answer at that time?

Watson's inner activities were about to break through the sky, but it was Gu Qing who kindly pulled him back: "John, what I need to declare is that no discrimination is allowed at Holmes' house."

Watson: "???"

Gu Qing blinked and said, "For example, straight men."

Watson: "..." There are really too many slots in this sentence, which makes it hard to say!Also, why did he feel as if a century had passed since he just came to Holmes' house, he was so tired!

Fortunately, the delicious snacks made by Mrs. Holmes and the tea made by Mr. Holmes soothed Watson's messy mood.

Sherlock put his hands in a tower in front of him, his eyes with light irises looked lighter and more inorganic, without emotion, staring sharply at the man sitting opposite him. Moriarty lingered on the couch.

Moriarty was very composed.

Sherlock half-closed his eyes, feeling as if he wanted to blast the opponent's head with his mind ← This is the idea of ​​the real goldfish Watson, he has already felt the dangerous atmosphere that is about to explode, but what puzzled him was the youngest Sherlock Holmes Not even there.How did you lose the chain at the critical moment!

Saying that everyone has arrived, Gu Qing came over with a plate and put it in front of Sherlock.

Sherlock gave up on killing Moriarty with his sight and stared at his brother instead: "What are you doing?"

"Obviously isn't it? Eat what's in front of you, or would you rather I go and tell Mommy, it's been fifteen hours since you last ate."

Sherlock and his younger brother looked at each other for two seconds, and said unwillingly, "I'm eating now, and I still have fourteen hours, five and 10 minutes."

"Hmm." Gu Qing let out a sticky snort from his nose, which sounded a little ironic and dissatisfied with being corrected by Sherlock. "I know."

So I went to prepare sandwiches and milk for Sherlock just now?But Sherlock obediently picked up the sandwich and stuffed it into his stomach.From this point of view, the relationship between their brothers is not as rigid as he thought on the surface. Holmes all have special skills to express brotherly love or something?

When Gu Qing sat next to Moriarty, Sherlock snorted dissatisfied.

Watson decided to let himself go. He immersed himself in the English cake, a traditional Christmas dessert made by Mrs. Holmes. There are layers of fruits, cakes, and jellies. The sweetness of the fruits and the soft cream are very delicious.After Watson finished eating a portion, he looked up again when the youngest Sherlock Holmes and his boyfriend flashed a glance, oh, are they kissing?And Sherlock's face was completely black.

#Seeing is not believing# Ah Watson.

Moriarty leaned into his ear and said aggrievedly, "It's because he doesn't like me~"

Gu Qing moved his lips: "That's normal." In fact, Sherlock has never been pleasing to anyone, even Mycroft can't get any good looks from him, so it can be imagined that in such a short period of time, Sherlock They found a roommate for themselves within a short period of time, and they lived together for more than a year without the accident of "a former military doctor angrily killing a bad roommate". How surprised they were.

Moriarty rested his chin on Gu Qing's shoulder, pretending to be dissatisfied and said: "Honey, you make me sad by saying that."

"Just tell the truth." Gu Qing half-closed his eyes, the warning was very obvious.Moriarty pursed his lips, remembering that this was the old house of Sherlock Holmes, so he restrained his perverse posture and sat upright.

It just so happened that Sherlock gave a comment: "Boring!"

Watson, who simply thought they were kissing without knowing it, covered his face silently, so he couldn't expect Sherlock to learn how to wink!

Gu Qing continued to eat his dessert without blushing, and Sherlock leaned forward to tear it apart, but suddenly leaned back as if discouraged, and muttered: "Fatty."

Gu Qing blinked: "Macrof is back."

Watson reflexively looked towards the door, and there was no sign of Mycroft, but he seemed to hear the sound of brakes.After figuring out the joints, Watson suddenly felt like throwing himself to the ground, Holmes, let's leave the earth quickly!

After a while, Mycroft gracefully entered the door with his black umbrella that never left his body. Of course, when he walked over calmly, the black umbrella had already been hung behind the door. He nodded reservedly to everyone: "Good afternoon, gentlemen."

Gu Qing and Sherlock rolled their eyes at the same time.

McCoff naturally saw the "welcoming way" of his younger brothers, he gave them a conniving, disobedient child-like look, and then looked at Moriarty, "Aren't you going to introduce, Patrick ?”

"Come on, Mycroft! You've found out his identity and met him, no, not some underground parking lot, but the Diogenes Club. It seems that his identity is more important than I thought. Of course, he was able to direct and act in a scene of feigning death and tricking Patrick. Of course, he was not easy. So, what happened later? Reunion after a broken mirror? It’s so boring! Sherlock almost jumped off the sofa, turned into an AK47, and chugs out his subwoofer.

"Sherlock," Mycroft called Sherlock, "don't scare our guests."

Watson shrank his neck. He felt that McCoff's words were not aimed at him, but he just couldn't help it. The current atmosphere was too terrifying. In order not to be killed, he retreated decisively: " Uh, I'm going outside to catch my breath."

Mycroft turned his head and showed a friendly smile to Moriarty—at least on the surface, it seemed weird after Sherlock performed so much—smile. He didn't say anything, but looked at Gu Qing , Gu Qing pursed his lips and introduced them to each other: "Moriarty, this is my elder brother."

After hearing this, Mycroft's smile widened. Obviously, after Sherlock's reminder, he also remembered what happened that year, which he didn't know before.A sense of oppression permeated the air. Even though he didn't have to do anything to bring an unbearable intimidation to others, in the end he stretched out his hand and shook Moriarty, who was unaffected.

As for Sherlock who fired the first shot, he stared at his obsessive younger brother. Gu Qing was annoyed by his staring, so he reached out and picked up the apple that was originally on the dinner plate for Sherlock to eat, and stuffed it into his hand. Not very happy, said: "Eat your apple, Sherlock." They are in the living room now, separated by a dining room and two walls from the kitchen where Mummy and Daddy are staying, and he still wants to keep him well-behaved. The image of an obedient apple pie.

Sherlock seemed to have something to say, but in the end he held it back, sitting on the sofa like a cat, and said to his brother arrogantly, "I don't eat skin."

"Fine." #国家好兄儿# agreed with a good temper, and then began to peel the apples with a dagger as thin as a cicada's wings that he found out from nowhere.

Sherlock was a little more satisfied. He watched his brother peel an apple for him to eat with peace of mind, and he stopped staring at Moriarty. Fiddled carelessly.

Mycroft unbuttoned his suit jacket and sat on the sofa closest to the fireplace. He looked away from his two younger brothers and looked at Moriarty. Just as Sherlock said, he crippled a After some effort to find out Moriarty's true identity-a consulting criminal.From what he could gather, Mycroft had to admit that this was a criminal genius who was intellectually comparable to the Sherlock Holmes, and that marked his level of danger.

Out of various considerations, they met, and Mycroft got answers to most of the things he wanted to know.As for his attitude, Moriarty will return to the old house with his young brother smoothly and safely on Christmas, which is enough to explain the problem.But now, Mycroft thinks it is necessary to think deeply. "I didn't even know that Mr. Moriarty has such a long history with our pie."

Moriarty glanced at Gu Qing who was buried in peeling apples with a half-smile, but Gu Qing didn't even look up, he didn't even stop peeling the apples and said, "I thought you were omnipotent, Mike. "

Mycroft sighed slightly, and his face softened when he looked at his younger brother, "Since you don't want to talk about that matter again, then we won't talk about it anymore, and the name Mommy gave me is Mycroft .” Of course he did not ignore the momentary stiffness of the guest.

"What was Mommy thinking when she named us?" Gu Qing handed the peeled apple to Sherlock, and Sherlock curled his lips and said, "It probably reminded her of the pain of pregnancy." Then he bit it with a "click" Take a bite of an apple.

Moriarty lowered his eyelids to hide the darkness in his eyes.

……

Watson, who came out to breathe, breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt a chill on his face. He realized that it was snowing, and was about to go back to the house when he heard footsteps suddenly. I heard someone talking: "What do they mean? Do you think I'm not good enough for you?"

Watson: "?!!" Wait, is this the rhythm of bloodshed?What did Holmes do? ←The former military doctor selectively ignored bloody things like skinning.

Then Watson heard the youngest Holmes say: "Yes."

Watson: "..." Has EQ been added to IQ?At this time, no matter what, you should say no, even if it is the truth, you can't tell it!The ex-military doctor with the nickname "Woman Who Sleeps on Three Continents" thought.There was another movement over there, "Sure enough, I am just a stand-in for you, you have never forgotten your first love!"

Watson rubbed his chin secretly, it was bloodier than he imagined, what the hell was he doing, it's not good to eavesdrop on people's privacy, it's all Sherlock's fault.Watson gritted his teeth and walked away as quietly as possible.Little did they know #音听也为虚#, after he walked away, one of the male protagonists in the dog blood story put his arms around his chest, "Your usual hobbies are really hard for me to agree with."

Moriarty said without any sign of anger, "I thought you would refute the point of first love first." The tone was soft, but there was gloom leaked inside.

Gu Qing put down his hands, put them in his trouser pockets, and raised his eyebrows: "So we are rehabilitating old scores now? Jim."

The name seemed to turn on a switch, Moriarty's pupils suddenly dilated, and then pulled Gu Qing's collar to draw his face closer, and kissed his lips.

……

Watson tiptoed into the room, and was taken aback by Sherlock who was playing the black-faced god at the door, "What the hell are you doing?"

Sherlock gnawed the apple with a few bites in his hand. Watson remembered the conversation he accidentally heard just now, and then looked at Sherlock who was exuding "I'm super unhappy". Holmes' house, not 221B Baker Street.After all, if Sherlock is unhappy here, he can only eat apples. If it is in 221B, it is estimated that Mrs. Hudson's wall needs to be knocked down and rebuilt. It has suffered too much torture and does not need more.But then again, "Are you upset that your brother has a boyfriend because you think he's, uh, inappropriate with your brother?"

Instead of repeating what he had heard, Watson replaced "unsuitable" with "not suitable".

Sherlock snorted: "That's Mycroft's business, it has nothing to do with me." After finishing speaking, he accurately threw the leftover apples into the trash can and returned to the living room.

Watson rolled his eyes, would he die if he cared about his brother?Watson followed him a few steps, and saw Sherlock and Mycroft talking with his head. After thinking about it for a while, he decided not to use it as cannon fodder, so he turned around and went to the kitchen. He felt that he was still suitable to stay with the Holmes couple. Together.

Then he stayed with the simple and honest Mr. Holmes for a while, and when he learned that Mrs. Holmes was a well-known mathematician when she was young and had published books, he felt ashamed and thought that it was a good thing there was an ordinary mathematician here. The human Mr. Holmes.But after thinking about it, living in the Holmes family surrounded by geniuses, Mr. Holmes can still maintain an optimistic nature, that is not an ordinary person!

Mr. Holmes said suddenly: "Oh, it's hard being a roommate with Sherlock."

"Uh." As a person with a very normal emotional intelligence, it is obviously wrong to speak ill of other people's children to their parents. He was about to find a tactful way to speak, when Mr. Holmes said with a smile: "Sherlock is a smart boy." My child, but the EQ is too low, oh, the three brothers have low EQ. They are not like Mommy at all. When I am with Mommy, I don’t often feel that my IQ has been crushed. Hehe, you know Is that the feeling I was talking about?"

Watson: "..." I fucking understand it too well!It's just that the conversation feels weird.

However, Watson didn't stay in the kitchen for long. Mrs. Holmes made punch and asked him to bring it over. However, when Watson arrived in the living room, he found that only the youngest Holmes was left. He asked casually: " What about the rest?"

Gu Qing put his hands together and leaned against the single sofa. Hearing this, he raised his head and replied: "Well, Mycroft said he wanted to chat with my boyfriend, and he is upstairs in the study now. As for Sherlock , I don’t know where he went, he didn’t say.”

Obviously, after Gu Qing and Moriarty came back from the outside, the brothers who immediately deduced what they had done went crazy. Before the situation got out of hand, McCoff proposed to fight with Mori Artie talked alone, and they went to the second floor to talk alone. As for Sherlock, he disappeared the next moment.

Watson blinked, and resolutely remembered the incident where he was kidnapped by the little black car, as well as the previous tension, and the overheard conversation... In an instant, he couldn't stop his brain opening.He put the punch on the table and looked up at the youngest Holmes, who looked like a college student in a sweater and checked trousers. Reflecting on his face, it added two points of fragility and loneliness to him.

Watson's heart softened for a while, and he organized his vocabulary and said, "I'm sorry."

Gu Qing asked silently.

"Uh, I mean your first love, he got killed, right? That's why Sherlock said being skinned and all that, and your current boyfriend said double, sorry I didn't mean to eavesdrop on your conversation, uh , so please be sorry." After finishing speaking, Watson watched the youngest Sherlock Holmes in a daze for three seconds, and then burst out laughing uncontrollably.

That's right, it was a big laugh.

Gu Qing laughed and fell on the armrest of the sofa: "Dear John, please allow me to praise God for your sense of humor, hahaha."

What fragility and loneliness are all shit!Watson already felt that life was hopeless, he picked up the punch wine and poured it into his mouth mechanically, and drank what was given to others.He wiped his mouth and piled the wine glass on the table. I don’t know if it was an illusion. He seemed to see a few ants. When he looked again, there was nothing on the table. He thought it was his eyesight. Damn it, he seemed to have drunk too much. The former military doctor thought dazedly.

Gu Qing laughed enough, leaned on the armrest to support his forehead, and his ant squad lined up and climbed off the table and left.Mycroft said he wanted to talk to Moriarty alone, and he obediently asked them to talk alone, but he didn't say that he couldn't eavesdrop. Wouldn't Sherlock also lie in ambush in the study?

At this time, the advantages of his ant squad are highlighted. Although it is not intelligent enough, it can penetrate into every hole, which is more extreme than McCoff's CCTV+ agents.

Gu Qing sat downstairs and listened to the broadcast of the Ant Squad, and the warmth gradually gathered in his eyes. The light snow outside the house had turned into heavy snow, but the old house soaked in it revealed warmth and peace.

how wonderful.

……

On the train back to London the next day, Dr. Watson moaned in agony while hugging his head. He didn't want to think about the chaotic Christmas that just passed, fucked the whole world, and wouldn't even die! ! !