The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Dr. Watson has a mobile phone, of course he has a mobile phone, which was given to him by his sister Harriet after he retired from Afghanistan, and Sherlock saw through it when he and Sherlock first met.

After John followed Sherlock #上刀山下火海#, this mobile phone finally lived up to expectations and completely hung up. Buying a new mobile phone has become a top priority.Watson is no longer an ex-military doctor living on the dole, he now not only has a full-time job serving the people-which usually means unpaid service, but in fact it is actually an unpaid full-time job. The only one who consulted the detective's assistant; and a part-time job at the clinic, which thankfully paid off and kept him from starving to death on the streets.

——At this time, Watson fell into deep annoyance. Why did he refuse McCoff's check so much in the first place?According to people familiar with the matter, the check was at least five figures, and it was still paid monthly!However, regarding this point, Watson later figured it out. Assuming he accepted the check at that time, hehe, Harriet might have received a notice from the police station to identify the body not long after that.

"Stop, don't use your little brain around me!" Sherlock's peaceful voice brought Watson back to reality. He habitually twitched the corners of his mouth and turned around to browse the webpage about mobile phones. After a while He casually asked, "Sherlock, what's the brand of your mobile phone?" It's not that he wants to buy a mobile phone like Sherlock's, he's not that brave, and he doesn't have an older brother who is in the British government, okay?

He was just curious, after all, Sherlock's cell phone is simply a fighter in the cell phone, turning into a brick, a high-definition camera, a fingerprint scanner, etc. at critical moments, and even once it automatically generated power, stunning a suspect!Not only that, but it’s also drop-proof and waterproof, and once they fell into the Thames—don’t ask them how they fell into the Thames, it’s tears if you say too much—they got soaked, and it didn’t even get wet.This is simply a must-have product for #家居旅行，杀杀超货#!

With two nicotine patches on Sherlock's arms, he let out a very misleading moan, and just when Watson thought he would not answer, Sherlock said out of boredom, "Apple pie."

What brand is this?An updated Mac?Nope, no apple with a bite on it.

Sherlock's annoying voice, who seemed to know what Watson was thinking, came again: "Stopit, you have influenced my thinking! John, Patrick did it."

"Actually, you don't need to say the previous sentence, you—wait! You mean that your mobile phone was made by your brother, like an apple pie?!" Watson was stunned, suddenly I suddenly remembered that when the youngest Holmes visited Baker Street, Sherlock said to Mycroft, "Take your apple pie and leave", and the youngest Holmes protested, so, "Your brother's nickname is apple pie? Wow, I gotta say, this is pretty cute."

Watson, who was too focused, really digested this fact, and he couldn't calm down anymore.He didn't doubt the truth of Sherlock's words. The only thing he can't figure out now is that the youngest Holmes is really just a fucking tailor? ! !Whoever loves to believe it!Anyway, he doesn't believe it!

Watson, who set the flag, was soon slapped in the face.

Contributing to his full-time, unpaid, full-time job in the service of the people, Watson came to a tailor shop on Savile Row because of consulting detectives.What he has to do is very simple, that is, install a small bug under a sofa by the window, and then walk out calmly.

Watson didn't think it was too difficult at first, but the old tailor behind the counter smiled politely at him after entering the door: "Good afternoon, guest, what's your name?"

"Well, Watson, John Watson."

"Yes, I saw your name on the appointment form. Please take a seat first, fitting room No. [-] is in use, and it will be ready soon."

Watson: "..." Damn it was tricked by Sherlock again!Watson seemed to hear the sound of his wallet dripping blood!In a trance, Watson sat on the sofa. He still hadn't forgotten what Sherlock told him, and carefully and with a guilty conscience - Watson said that he hadn't practiced Sherlock's acting skills - secretly released In front of the bug, he unconsciously glanced back at the only other person in the room, the old tailor behind the counter, before starting his "work".

Just after Watson unnaturally put down the bug, a familiar voice came from behind him: "John?"

Watson froze and swallowed his saliva, then turned his head slowly, and saw Gu Qing who was coming out from inside. He was wearing a gray fine check three-piece suit and a royal blue silk tie. elegant.Watson thought he was also here to order suits, but he didn't expect the old tailor who received him just now to ask in a respectful tone: "Is this your guest, sir?"

Gu Qing nodded: "Yes, I'll just entertain him."

The old tailor smiled knowingly: "Okay, sir, you can use fitting room No. [-] now." He lowered his head and went to do his work.

Watson was dumbfounded, hell!What a tailor he is! !

Gu Qing smiled innocently and innocently at Hua Sheng, "John, it's nice to see you again, please come here." He pointed to the No. [-] fitting room.

Watson felt that he was being tricked by Sherlock, and he said a little awkwardly: "Well, I don't think I'd better—"

"Don't worry, I will send the bill to Sherlock." Gu Qingzhan's smile became brighter, and Watson walked over in a daze. In the fitting room No. [-], there was already a man with a tape measure The tailor waited, and Watson shrugged his shoulders uncomfortably.

"Relax John. Congratulations to your sister and her partner on getting back together. It's something to celebrate."

"What about you?... Forget it!" Watson was really touched by the skills of Sherlock Holmes that make people invisible at a glance. "Well, you really work as a tailor in this tailor's shop?"

"It's guaranteed to be fake." To prove it, Gu Qing also exchanged opinions on the size, color and fabric of the clothes with the real tailor who was tailoring Watson's body. Watson was taken aback by those technical terms. I really believed it, and then I thought about it in a blink of an eye. Sherlock Holmes has always been willful. He can make mobile phones by hand and pick up a needle and thread to sew clothes. What's the big deal, isn't it?

Goldfish Watson decided not to dwell on this problem, but other problems came up again: since the youngest Holmes works as a tailor in this tailor shop, why did Sherlock ask him to come here to install bugs?Could it be used to eavesdrop on his brother?Haha, is this some special trick to show brotherhood?

Watson, who was confused, heard Gu Qing ask him at this stall: "Is Sherlock okay?"

Watson's first reaction turned out to be a down-to-earth greeting, and he was embarrassed when he realized that, and then kept chatting with Gu Qing in a down-to-earth manner for the next half an hour.

When he walked out of the Royal Gentleman's Tailor, Watson felt in his heart that the youngest Sherlock Holmes is still very easy to get along with at ordinary times. His emotional intelligence is much more touching than Sherlock's, and it is also higher than Mycroft.

#说曹操曹操到#, Watson just subconsciously glanced at the nearby monitor, and then... looked at the monitor with black lines all over his head, and even moved it up and down, as if he was twitching. Nodding condescendingly to him as a gesture.

Watson: "..." It's really a dog.

What the former military doctor didn't know was that just as he left the tailor shop on his front foot, the bug he had placed in the tailor shop was placed in front of Gu Qing on his back foot, and Watson thought his movements were hidden, but he didn't know that his small movements had long been caught behind the counter. His old tailor was seen through.

Gu Qing looked at the bug—produced by MI5, and he had given him advice at the beginning—and then recalled what he had said out of Watson's mouth, and Gu Qing's expression suddenly became subtle.It seems that Mycroft sensed the abnormality around him, and "persuaded" Sherlock to run errands for him. Sherlock sent Dr. Watson to lead the charge, no, it should be said to be a human microphone.Sherlock must have known that he would come out today, and would play tricks on Watson, he was fooled!

Gu Qing puffed up his face, Sherlock must be very proud.Of course Sherlock is very proud, he successfully molested one of the most intelligent brains in the Sherlock Holmes family, Sherlock, whose mental age has never grown up, is going crazy with joy!Gu Qing could even imagine that he squeezed out a "shit" from between his teeth, and he had to think of a better way to retaliate!

"Did you swear just now?" Eggsy, who just came in from the outside, said this, and then he hit the muzzle.

Gu Qing half-closed his eyes and looked at him, making the goosebumps rise from looking at Danzi, "It seems that you went back to your house and became a good brother, changed your sister's diaper, and beat her up very easily. A bunch of street thugs. You're a good guy, Eggsy."

Eggsy: "..." Is it too late to run now?

……

In the royal gentleman's base, Eggsy's listless appearance attracted the condolences of his best friend Roxie: "Didn't you go home? Why are you drooping your head? Did your mother say you?"

Eggsy shook his head, "No, I met Sion when I went back to the tailor shop—" Before he finished speaking, Roxie said with a clear gesture, "Oh. So you made Sion angry?"

Eggsy's eyes widened: "What do you mean I made Sean angry? Why don't you say that he made me unhappy! It's amazing to have mind reading skills! Why doesn't he know what it means to respect other people's privacy?... What is that look in your eyes?"

Roxie didn't have the love of a friend at all to say: "I despise the look in your eyes."

Eggsy: "...Roxie!"

Roxie stared at Eggboy and shook her head, then sighed and said, "What are you doing stupidly again? Or are you doing something that you think will make Arthur unhappy? You don't have to make excuses, your The expression has told me."

Eggsy: "...you look a lot like Sion."

Roxie glared at Eggsy with hatred, "If I were Sion, would I still have to ask you what you did?"

Eggsy gritted his teeth, and didn't feel that he had strayed from the topic at all, he leaned towards Roxie, trying to create a mysterious atmosphere: "Do you know how Sion did it? Just by looking at someone, you can tell what you did and what you ate, if I hadn't been sure that I didn't have a monitor on my body, I would suspect that he knew through the surveillance."

Roxie cast a sideways glance at the silly and cute little friend, and asked sharply, "You didn't take off your clothes for inspection, did you?"

Eggsy's eyes wandered, and it was obvious that Roxie was right.

Roxie began to feel sorry for Eggsy's IQ, and she squinted at her little friend: "Then have you ever thought that the monitoring chip may be implanted in your body?"

No matter how stupid and cute Eggsy was, he understood that Roxie was making fun of him, and he said in a low voice, "I hate you Roxie."

Roxie was afraid that this stupid cuteness would be hit hard, so she thought about it and comforted her: "Don't worry about Eggsy, Arthur still likes you no matter how smart you are. Wait a minute, you've misled the topic, let's talk about it What did you do again?"

Eggsy: "..." Has their friendship come to an end?It's all Sean's fault!

Eggsy, who accidentally said this, got Roxie a contemptuous look in capital letters. She wanted to tell Eggsy that Gu Qing was his matchmaker with Arthur, but since there were some unspeakable accidents involved behind it, Roxie can't do the thing of betraying #八gua小兵#, so she just walks away silently.

Eggsy: "..." Who did he provoke him QWQ

The sentence just now was just a complaint. Eggsy still has a little admiration for Gu Qing. Just because of the game helmet invented by Gu Qing, it is enough for the hot-blooded young man to fall under Gu Qing's suit pants.

It's just that, the older lovers always praised her from time to time, which made Eggsy feel so uncomfortable.Take this time as an example, when Eggsy came back from the field and wanted to spend time with his older lover, he found that Harry was looking at the video of Gu Qing when he was on a mission not long ago, and he could tell how much he admired Gu Qing from the look on his face.

Eggsy kicked his feet and took a look. Isn't he dancing tango with a woman? What a boast!Well, Eggsy admits that the pictures of handsome men and beautiful women are very pleasing to the eye, but what does Harry show appreciation for such a scene, what does that mean?Eggsy, who was full of jealousy, went upstairs and changed into the suit that Harry specially made for him, and changed back to his original casual clothes... and went back to his mother's house.

When he returned to the Royal Gentleman Tailor Shop, he met Gu Qing when he was about to go back to the base. Not to mention that he had a full stomach when he met Gu Qing, and now he is disgusted by his friends. Poor Eggboy is now Even his ears drooped, and he was about to go to his dog JB for comfort, but he never expected that even JB would betray him.JB, who usually doesn't bother to move, is having fun chasing a white Chihuahua on the grass. Damn, isn't that Chihuahua Gu Qing's?

Not only that, not far away, Harry and Gu Qing were having a good conversation, the two of them stood together beautifully like a painting ← Merlin standing together was ruthlessly and coldly ignored.

What a pair of dogs & men!

Eggsy rushed over aggressively, like a puppy whose bones have been robbed, he fucked Eggboy, ahem, but before he had time to say anything, Gu Qing saw the most harmless smile on his face Said: "Eggsy, you are here, we are talking about your mission this time."

Eggsy was resentful in his heart, what a double-faced man!Eggsy really wanted to shake Harry and Merlin's shoulders and shout, "Don't be fooled by Gu Qing, a scheming boy!" But in the end, what he said was: "Then what do you think?" of.

Harry kept silent, and Merlin looked down at the king'sman-pad in his hand, cleared his throat and said, "I personally think that Arthur has the most say on this." He could tease Harry in front of Harry's face There was only Mei Lin, an old friend, who fired a cannon and said to Gu Qing: "I have a question for you about your last mission, come with me."

Gu Qing said that there was no problem, as soon as he left, Jimmy followed him with a dog's heart, and JB also hurriedly followed.

Eggsy's betrayal of her stupid dog this time, I just want to say... well done!And then Harry gave an instruction, ahem, an invitation to go for a walk together, and Eggsy followed him erratically ← There are such dogs as there are masters.

On the other side of Gu Qing and Mei Lin, Gu Qing put on a look of listening carefully and asked Mei Lin sincerely: "Is there any problem with my last mission?"

Merlin choked, this girl knew that just now was just an excuse not to make light bulbs, so why are she so serious now?

Gu Qing glanced at Mei Lin with subtle eyes, shook his head and sighed, and said, "For your vulgar interests, you shamelessly dragged your subordinates into the water. I am so disappointed in you, Mei Lin."

Mei Lin: "..." Even though what Gu Qing said was true, no matter what he heard, Mei Lin felt furious, so he simply waved his hands to tell Gu Qing to leave without seeing or worrying.

Just as Gu Qing was about to leave in good faith, he suddenly changed his mind as if thinking of something: "Then in order to save your image, Jimmy will be handed over to you. See you later." After speaking, he told Jimmy and left in a very cool manner .

Merlin, who still underestimated Gu Qing's brazenness to this day, squeezed out a "shit" from between his teeth after a while.

……

When Gu Qing came out of the Royal Gentlemen's Base, he didn't go to find a place with his second brother on Baker Street, but went back to his residence outside. He entered the door smoothly, and he had to thank the trespassing criminal for consulting the criminals. Remember to restore after breaking through his alarm system?

After entering the door, Gu Qing glanced at the living room and said: "It seems that the alarm system here is very challenging to you? Should I be honored for this?" Gu Qing does not often live in the residence assigned to him by the royal gentleman. He didn't care much about the alarm system, but it was more than enough to resist the invasion of #国家好哥哥#, but he didn't expect to be able to resist the criminals.

"In the Internet, I am the king!" Moriarty, who said such arrogant words one moment, nimbly rubbed over Gu Qing's body and sniffed at the next moment.

Gu Qing asked blankly: "What are you doing?"

"I'm smelling vixen, sweetheart~" Moriarty pressed his whole body against Gu Qing's body, not only did he move his nose, but he moved his hands and feet aggressively.But other than that, as a jealous "girl" friend, he still looks decent, "Huh! I heard you danced a passionate tango with other women outside, which makes Daddy is not happy."

Gu Qing casually tugged at the royal blue silk tie tied into a half Windsor knot, he did it with a lazy taste, the premise is to ignore the indecent rolling of his eyes under the eyelids, and the words that came out of his mouth It's not that pleasing to the eye, "First, your current self-setting is getting more and more curious. If you want to say that it's all a surprise, then I don't agree with you; second, as a gentleman, I am happy to give in to you height, even though I didn't work so hard the last time we met. Uh-huh, there's no third."

——There is no "other woman" at all. I am addicted to consulting criminals, and when Gu Qing is doing a task, I recommend myself as a pillow. No, I recommend myself to help.Now he is playing the real boyfriend again, and he is jealous of the woman he pretends to be, tsk.

Moriarty: "..." These two items alone have caused tons of damage to Moriarty. Of course, Gu Qing is the only one who can do this with words alone. The reaction was quick, and with a little effort, he pushed Gu Qing against the wall, murmuring addictively: "You despise me?" But his body honestly kissed Gu Qing's lips, and Gu Qing opened his lips cooperatively. , Moriarty wrapped his tongue around him and kissed greedily.Gu Qing clasped his hands around Moriarty's waist, which made them almost inseparable, and the moist breaths of each other blended and entangled.

Then... Gu Qing forced the distance between each other before Moriarty stretched his hand into his shirt, and under Moriarty's almost angry gaze, he said in a lazy tone, "Remember After seeing your setting, I suddenly lost interest, um, this echoes your setting, doesn’t it?” After speaking, he licked his more ruddy and plump lips, walked to the living room as if unaffected, and pulled off his tie. Throwing it into the sofa, he sat down too.

Moriarty, who was passive and dissatisfied, walked over and sat down shamelessly. He blinked his big seductive eyes, licked his sharp canine teeth and said, "Honey, are you angry? How about you?" Come to punish me, a disobedient child, Daddy~" His big eyes were flickering, and Gu Qing asked with a half-smile, "Are you sure?"

Moriarty was well aware of Gu Qing's personality of not playing cards according to common sense, so he snorted in response ← this was all for the sake of Jim♂ Jim, but he still held Gu Qing's hand and played with it.

Gu Qing laughed softly, and remembered that he was being targeted jointly by Mycroft and Sherlock, and today he was slightly won by Sherlock. Thinking of this, he raised his chin towards the criminal: "Dear Jim, can you do me a favor?"