On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

The sages tell us that matter determines consciousness, grief and indignation in the heart are futile, and only the blank paper in front of us is eternal.

Lan Xi imitated Xuan Mo's appearance, staring at the paper with a blank expression, and then the blank expression turned into a frown, and finally ended in bitterness and hatred.As if making a major decision, Lan Xi sighed and solemnly picked up the pen.

For filling in the blanks, the teacher will make sure the answers are not too difficult in order to make it easier to correct the papers.

For example, 1, 1/2, 0, etc.Can't write the big questions later?Copying the title and making a list of equations is always a bit of hard work, right?

Fill up the test paper with the above rules, and in order to gain some sympathy points, Lan Xi bit the pen and added a sentence on the test paper:

"Teacher, you are the kindest and most beautiful human being I have ever seen. Please give the students more points for their seriousness in answering the questions. A good person will have a safe life."

There is really nothing to write, Lan Xi sighed, stood up, handed in the paper and went out.

Lan Xi looked around, but there was no sign of Xuan Mo.

This person must be afraid that he will settle accounts with him, so he deliberately hid himself!

Thinking of it this way, Lan Xi felt that the anger in her heart suddenly flared up again. Just in time, the bell rang, and her new friend Song Luo came out.

"How was the test?"

Lan Xi looked at the sky calmly: "It's okay."

"is it hard?"

Lancey: "Average."

Song Luo grinned and dismantled the stage: "Really? I heard that you passed the residency qualification test eight times... um..."

Lan Xi quickly covered her mouth with her hands: "How can you talk nonsense about such things?"

Looking around vigilantly, making sure no one heard their conversation, he felt relieved and asked, "How do you know so clearly?"

Song Luo blinked innocently: "I told you, it's on the forum."

It seems that this forum is a dead end if you don't go.Lancey gritted her teeth.

"God Zhuo didn't help you?" Song Luo asked, thought for a while and then said to herself: "Well, with his personality, he can copy homework casually, but it is definitely not okay to help you cheat in exams."

The answer that Lancy thought of was held back in her stomach.

Just as he was about to say something, a loud voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Dude, are you going to play basketball?"

Lancey turned her head and found that the person standing in front of her was the big man who asked him to move the books not long ago.Along with the big man, there were several human boys, all of whom looked at him curiously.

"Me?" Lancey pointed to herself suspiciously.

"That's right." Hu Shenliu wrapped his thick arms around his shoulders, "Come and try it? This is a good way to integrate into the group!"

Blinking his eyes, relevant information about basketball popped up in his mind——

Oh, it turned out that it was a group of people grabbing a ball, and after grabbing it, they competed to throw that thing called a basketball into a high net?

...It seems that such a sport also requires the participants to have good physical strength.

Lightly brushing off the hand on her shoulder, Lanxi asked with some concern: "Basketball? You have bad kidneys, can you do it?"

"...I... no, my kidneys are not good!" Squad Leader Hu blushed again.

What was it that made this new guy delusional?What nonsense!

Hu Shenliu snorted coldly in his heart after glancing at the little friend behind him who was obviously looking forward to the show.Just wait and see, I have to make this weak transfer student look good!

"Okay, but I don't know how to play basketball." Lancey said truthfully.

"It's okay, it's okay, we can teach you." Squad leader Hu hid the little flames in his heart tightly, with enthusiasm on his face.Then he turned his head and saw Song Luo, his voice lowered an octave: "Student Song, are you coming too?"

Song Luo smiled and watched them making a fuss, and nodded upon hearing this.

Typical watching the excitement does not show the big deal.

The boys let out a small cheer, and the three of them walked to the basketball court.

They quickly occupied a field, and Hu Shenliu explained the rules to Lan Xi: "In short, throw the basketball into the opponent's net, and it counts as a score. As for scoring two points or three points, it depends on your position." distance……"

Lancy held the basketball, nodded upon hearing this, and threw the ball towards the far basketball hoop with one hand.

"How far is it?" He asked casually.

"Stop making trouble, buddy, it's so far away..."

Before Hu Shenliu could finish his denial, the ball thrown by Lancey went into the net with a "wow" sound.

"...Are you sure you don't know how to fight?" Squad Leader Hu choked and asked with difficulty.

Lancey nodded earnestly.He really doesn't know how to play this thing called basketball, but he used to play similar games with his friends in East China Sea.

Compared with the distance in front of them, what they played before was much more difficult.

Hu Shenliu was speechless, he took two breaths, and greeted his brothers: "Come on, everyone, come over and practice grabbing the ball with Lancey."

Accidentally touching the body while grabbing a rebound should not be considered a foul, Zhuo Dashen should understand... right?

...A few minutes later, several "corpses" lay on the ground.

Lancey poured the basketball into the hoop, landed on the ground gracefully, and let out a long sigh of relief: "Are you still coming?"

After this exercise, the negative emotions in my heart seemed to dissipate a little.

Hu Shenliu looked at Lan Xi with a bit of sadness in his eyes: "You didn't say that your strength is so great..."

They originally wanted to give this little guy a little bit of power when he was grabbing the ball, but now...

Just when Lanxi was about to explain a few words for herself, suddenly, Song Luo, who was standing silently at the side, suddenly stepped forward, raised the corners of her lips slightly, and asked with a gentle smile:

"Looks interesting, can I try it?"

The corpses that were lying down suddenly got up, and they all stood up, in disbelief: "What?"

"No, no, we can't bully girls..."

"Hey, since classmate Song asked, let's come here reluctantly."

Lan Xi glanced at Song Luo, and found that the other party's eyes were shining at this time, exuding a dangerous aura, and immediately persuaded her kindly: "You guys, really don't think about it again?"

According to strength, this cute girl in front of me is stronger than him!

Hu Shenliu righteously stopped him: "Student Lan Xi, don't hinder us from developing friendship with Song! We want to pass on the fun of basketball to her!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The crowd echoed in haste.

Seeing that his persuasion was ineffective, Lancy turned around silently. He couldn't bear to see the other party's miserable state.

Two minutes later, Song Luo shunned her bangs and patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go, let's go to lunch."

Behind him, there are sorrows and sorrows...

Lancey pursed her lips, but in the end she still didn't dare to look back.

Terrible!In the future, if you have nothing to do, you must not provoke this rabbit!

But soon, the new environment made Lanxi forget what happened just now——

This was the first time Lanxi saw a human canteen. He looked around with great interest, and found everything new.As he didn't have a meal card, he was naturally treated by Song Luo. After some struggles, he chose two stir-fried dishes and a portion of rice, and served them to the table.

Song Luo bought a huge bowl of saozi noodles.

Seeing that Song Luo was about to bury her face in the bowl, Lan Xi twitched her lips and said, "Can you pay attention to your image?"

Song Luo glanced at him: "I just taught those brats a little waste of energy, I'm hungry."

After finishing the soup, she licked her lips contentedly: "Not only did she bully the little girl, but she also wanted to bully you..." She really owed a lesson.

Bullying the little girl, she was referring to the boys' attitude towards Su Min when they moved the books.

Bullying Lancey refers to the opponent's intention to play tricks while playing basketball.Although the ultimate goal has not been achieved, but... how can she bully her friends and not teach her a lesson?

Lan Xi's food hadn't been touched yet, when she heard Song Luo's words, she was a little moved: "Thank you."

But after a while, I immediately realized: "No, they made things difficult for me because they like you..."

The 300-year-old fake girl rabbit has an innocent face: "Blame me?"

She is good-looking and attractive, is there something wrong?

For a moment, Lancey saw his shadow in the opponent.It is a spirit of being extremely confident no matter what the situation is!

"Please eat." Lancey pushed the plate away.

Song Luo refused, and showed a strange expression: "No, eat quickly."

After finishing speaking, he suddenly found a line of sight, and turned his head to see that Xuan Mo was sitting quietly not far from them.

Someone who has never set foot in a cafeteria...how could he suddenly appear?Song Luo admitted that in just a moment, her rabbit fur was about to explode!

"Hey, look..."

Before she finished speaking, the sound of retching came from her ear, and Song Luo quickly turned her head to look—Lancey pinched her throat, forcing herself to spit out the vegetable leaves she had just eaten.

A demon's taste buds are much more sensitive than a human's, so he was able to clearly distinguish the disgusting taste hidden under the thick oily red sauce just for a moment.

Song Luo gloated and said, "Calm down, it's just gutter oil."

"Waste oil?"

Lancy couldn't help throwing up again.

Why are humans so stupid?In the past, he only thought that human beings were cruel to other species, but he never thought that human beings would be even more merciless to their own kind?

"Don't do this..." In fact, it's just unpalatable and disgusting.

Before Song Luo finished speaking, her mind sank suddenly, and a huge sense of crisis that she had never felt before emerged from the bottom of her heart, making her flustered and unable to hold herself back.

Which mighty one is it?

Is the other party... annoyed at her?

A thought flashed in her mind, she turned her head and looked in Xuan Mo's direction with sweat profusely.

The other party was also looking at her at this moment, and between the eyes, it was like a heavy hammer falling on Song Luo's heart, making her almost lose her mind.

"Water..." Lan Xi's voice sounded in his ears, but it seemed that he was far away and unreachable across the world.Just when she thought she was going to die here, all the pressure suddenly disappeared, and a pair of feet appeared in front of her eyes.

Or more precisely, the position opposite her.

I saw that man helped Lancey and fed him a bottle of water. Although his face was always indifferent, his movements...well, were very rough.

But complicated thoughts came to her mind uncontrollably, and Song Luo suddenly understood many things in a trance.

For example, Lanxi doesn't have a meal card, so the person in front of him appears here uncharacteristically;

For example, the person in front of him felt that she "bullied" Lanxi, and just now...was he teaching her a lesson?

Damn it, Su gave a face.Although the rabbit's head was still hurting, Song Luo's excited eyes lit up——

This real cp, she stood up!