On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

A large glass of water was poured down her throat, and Lancey was about to spit it out!

But the good thing is that the disgusting taste in his mouth finally gradually faded away. He took a deep breath, raised his head, and saw Xuan Mo in front of him for the first time.

"You..." He just said, how could Song Luo be so rough when pouring water on him.

Seeing the familiar face in front of me, the old and new grudges suppressed in my heart emerged one after another, and the words of accusation came out uncontrollably without passing through the brain: "You said you would be responsible for me!"

Song Luo: "..." So soon, did you get sugar?

Xuan Mo turned around and left without saying a word.

Lancey chased after her and continued to complain: "You didn't tell me in advance that not only do you have to start from the second year of high school, but you also have to take an exam? I'm not prepared! If you are expelled because you didn't pass, then, that's you wrong?"

Xuan Mo silently returned to his seat, picked up an egg, and slowly opened the shell.

"Hey, you talk. You are my guide, today's incident is considered your negligence... Uh, uh, uh."

A naked hard-boiled egg was stuffed into the mouth, the mouth was occupied, and the complaints behind were stuffed in the throat.

Looking at Xuan Mo's back, Lan Xi angrily returned to her seat, raised her head, and found that Song Luo was looking at him with a smile on her cheek.That smile was indescribably strange, and it made people feel uncomfortable.

"what?"

"I saw Master Zhuo feeding you something."

Lancey frowned: "Hello? He thinks I talk too much!"

Looking at the smiling rabbit spirit in front of her, Lan Xi suddenly realized, and asked: "If during the interview, the examiner says that if I fail the exam, I will be disqualified from living. Is there any exception? ?”

"No... right?" Song Luo replied hesitantly.

What should I do?

Will it really become a three-day tour of human society in the end?

Lancy panicked uncontrollably.

"Hey, didn't you say that you did well in the exam?" Song Luo was puzzled. As a bunny girl who wanted to be 17 forever, she had already attended high school many times. Naturally, the exam questions were not a problem. .

Therefore, as a top student, she subconsciously ignored the personal situation of her new friend.

Lancey looked at her plaintively.

"Then why don't you go to Master Zhuo? As long as he steps in, it won't be difficult at all to solve this matter." Song Luo gave a suggestion with a smile.

Lan Xi let out a long sigh: "That's the only way."

In the end, Song Luo put away her joking mentality, and patted Lanxi on the shoulder from the bottom of her heart: "There are golden thighs by your side, you must give them a hug."

As for her?Well, wait for Lan Xiaoxi to take her to fly in the future.

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Lan Xi carefully analyzed his own situation.After the analysis, he found that whether he wanted to stay or realize his dream in the future, in the end, he needed to have a good relationship with Xuan Mo.

According to his level, in order to catch up with the study progress of the second year of high school, it is very difficult to read books and make up lessons by himself, and he must have the guidance of experienced people.

Although he has a physical resistance to the exam, it has to be said that knowledge and education are essential if he wants to integrate into this place and live a good life.

Well, the above are all the excuses Lanxi made for herself in order to persuade herself to "please" Xuan Mo.

...But I have to say, these words are still very useful.

However, how to please others is something that Lancey has not tried in the long 100 years since she broke her shell.

As the little prince of the Mermaid Clan in the East China Sea, he really didn't need to try to please others.

At night, he was lying on the bed, swiping his Yali 8s, and typing "how to get other people's favor, man." All the search engines popped up were:

"How to chase boys?"

"What gift can I give my boyfriend for his birthday?"

"I like a boy, how do I chase after him?"

...Is this going to heaven?

Lanxi suddenly thought of the address that Song Luo had sent him, and successfully registered and logged in. When he entered his nickname, he thought about it and named his ID "The Number One Handsome in the Universe", but the website told him that "the nickname is illegal".

In the end, he honestly entered the website with the ID of "Dong Hai Lai Ke".

Visitors from the East China Sea should not be stripped of their vests as easily as Song Luo's "cute little rabbit", right?

Entering the most lively emotional exchange area on the website, Lanxi looked at the dazzling array of posts, pondered, and asked directly how to please her roommate, would it be a little strange?

After thinking about it, he decided to post a post first to try it out.

The name of the post is: My roommate always wants to eat me, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent.

As soon as the new post was sent out, it was like a stone disappeared in a quagmire, and the new post was quickly pushed up.Lancey searched, didn't see his own post until five or six pages later, sighed, and finally gave up on the immature idea.

There is something in my heart, and even the mobile phone has become uninteresting.Just as he was about to put down his phone to sleep, the little penguin shook, and Lancey opened it to see——

"'Xuan' wants to apply to be your friend."

Who is Xuan?

Lancey didn't even think about it, she just pressed the button to refuse, pulled up the quilt, and covered her face to sleep.

All night, he was dreaming, thinking about failing the exam, what should he do...

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The next day, go to school together.Lanxi felt that the face at the same table was not very good. Although she still looked expressionless, her eyes seemed to have been frozen in an ice cellar, and there were ice particles when she glanced at people.

As a good tablemate, but also begging for others, Lanxi plucked up the courage to go up to him: "I'm in a bad mood? What's the matter? I can't say it to make me happy~

"

Sure enough, the other party's eyes became even colder.

…Say the wrong thing again, Lancey almost wanted to slap herself.

Silently came to his desk, and listened to the scriptures until the end of get out of class, Song Luo finally rescued him from the fire and water.

But soon, he knew he was wrong.

He only heard the other party's smile that made him feel uncomfortable, and he asked him after two heys: "Yesterday, Master Zhuo stopped me after school and asked me to ask for your penguin number~"

Lancey felt something was wrong, and he asked nervously, "Then did you give it?"

"Of course! Master Zhuo has already spoken in person, how could I not give it? You have to seize the opportunity, he took the initiative to add you, which means..."

Seeing Lanxi's increasingly silent face, Song Luo paused, and asked stammeringly, "You, don't you?"

Thinking of the friend application he rejected last night, Lan Xi almost wanted to cry: "I didn't know it was him, so I rejected it directly..."

He obviously wanted to seek help from the other party, but at this critical moment, he angered that guy again!

Song Luo had no choice but to comfort: "It's okay, maybe the Great God didn't take this matter to heart at all..."

Thinking of someone's cold eyes and tight face in the morning, Lan Xi suddenly wanted to give herself two slaps. qaq

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Xuan Mo, what do you like?

What should he do to get the other party to help him?

These questions kept circling in his mind, until class leader Hu Shenliuhu called him out during class, and he barely broke out of the contemplative mode.

"What's the matter?" Lancey looked at the big man in front of him suspiciously.

Hu Shenliu looked at his eyes that seemed to be twinkling with little stars, rubbed his hands, and the big man invited with a smile on his face: "Student Lanxi, let me buy you coffee, shall we chat?"

Lancey almost stood up.

"What misunderstanding do you have about me...?"

Could it be that he was captivated by his handsomeness and beauty?But...he doesn't need such fans!

"No, you see, because of some misunderstanding, I had some problems with your attitude yesterday, can you save me, let's go have a drink?"

Lan Xi said with a paralyzed face, "Speak human words."

"What's the relationship between you and Song Luo?" Hu Shenliu blurted out the question in his heart uncontrollably. After he finished speaking, he realized what stupid thing he had done, and covered his mouth in horror.

Is that right...

As an upright fish, he won't be full of twists and turns like someone, and he won't say anything about his dissatisfaction.

"Friend." Lancey said sincerely.

"Really?" Hu Shenliu didn't quite believe it.In his eyes, no one can resist the charm of the goddess.

Lanxi ran the train with her mouth full: "Well, I still like God Zhuo more than your goddess."

Hu Shen Six Eyes His eyes are simply extremely complicated.

Now it was Lancey's turn to ask, he smiled, patted Hu Shenliu on the shoulder, and asked, "Do you like rabbits?"

"I prefer to eat rabbit heads."

Suddenly, Hu Shenliu seemed to have seen something strange, his eyes froze, and he stammered: "Zhuo, Zhuo God..."

Lancey turned around, transfixed.

Damn, how long has that person been standing there...?