On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

Gas, smell?

Why the more I listen to it, the more I feel something is wrong...

It's as if some animal has left a mark on him, and the enclosure is self-supporting.But in fact, he just lives with each other...

Putting aside these inner os, Lan Xi suddenly realized the important point of the other party's words, and widened his eyes: "How do you know that I am..."

The vest also fell off too quickly, he thought he was already anthropomorphic!

Girl Song Luo chuckled, "Because I'm older than you."

Naturally, Taoism is also much higher than that of Lanxi in front of her, so she can see through Lanxi's identity, but the other party only regards her as a human being.

...Didn't it mean that there weren't many monsters in the Primordial Realm?Why did he meet another one so casually!

Seeing Lanxi's troubled face, Song Luo kindly comforted her: "Actually, there is another reason."

"what?"

"The identity of God Zhuo is known to all the monsters in City S. Moreover, an announcement has already been posted on the forum, saying that a new member has recently arrived, so when I saw you coming in with him, I immediately knew it was you."

Feelings are still Xuan Mo's fault.

The depression in Lan Xi's heart disappeared, and she asked for the news: "You all know Xuan Mo..." Is it Taotie?

Although the last three words were not uttered, Song Luo understood immediately: "Yes. That's why everyone is very afraid of him."

"Then does he...eat monsters like in the legend?"

"Of course." Song Luo took it for granted.

"When, of course?"

Song Luo: "He is the captain of the association's law enforcement team. Most of the monsters who are not allowed to do evil are eaten by him. But he is very principled for monsters, so everyone respects him while being afraid of him."

Lanxi's three views are about to explode.A fierce beast that represents greed is actually the guardian of order?

Isn't this too contradictory?

Seeing that Song Luo wanted to say good things about Xuan Mo, Lan Xi quickly stopped her and changed the subject: "The forum you just mentioned..."

"I'll give you the address later."

There is one more fellow in the class, who seems to have a good personality, one more friend and one more way, Song Luo doesn't mind helping out.

With Song Luo's help, Lanxi applied for the Penguin and added Song Luo.

"How cute is the little rabbit?"

Lancey read out the nickname, and an epiphany flashed: "Rabbit?" The prototype of the new friend is a rabbit?

Song Luo was stunned for ten seconds, then gritted her teeth and said, "Can't you, please keep your voice down?"

Thinking of the other party's self-introduction, Lan Xi suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "The surname is Song, the Song Dynasty?"

If his math is correct, the pink girl in front of him is actually nearly a thousand years old.

Called to break the prototype, Song Luo didn't bother to maintain her dark, long and straight goddess image, she rolled her eyes: "It's just Song."

... She is only three hundred years old now, how can a thousand years be reasonable?

Also, girls always hope that their age is younger, and then younger.Always sixteen or seventeen is the best.

Nodding, Lancey's attention was already on the penguin's nickname, which was a big deal.

He thought about it seriously for a while, and then asked for a while: "...Then my name is Donghai Handsome Fish?"

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Song Luo rolled her eyes in return.

In the end, Lanxi compromised and changed his nickname to "Donghai Laike" before it was over.

It's just that the image of these two has been almost ruined between each other...

However, the first meeting of good friends in the future will look different in the eyes of others.

Hu Shenliu was responding to the goddess' call and actively asked his brothers to go downstairs to carry books together. However, not only was his hospitality not seen by the goddess in his heart, but instead, several guys patted him on the shoulder and sent him a few A look of pity.

"Why?" He asked dissatisfiedly, patting his hands off his shoulders.

"Brother Six, your goddess." One of the little friends pointed to a place not far away, and Hu Shenliu took a closer look and was immediately stunned.The high-cold goddess he thought about day and night, actually... actually stood with the new boy, talking and laughing?

God damn can bear it?

But in a blink of an eye, seeing the expressions of the brothers enjoying the show, Hu Shenliu snorted coldly and asked, "Are you brothers?"

"Yes!" replied neatly.

"Then go!"

Seeing the guys in front of him shaking their heads and backing away, he raised his eyebrows: "What? Are you even afraid of that little boy?"

The new guy had a baby face and a wet-boiled look.Although the height is good, but the body is thin, it is impossible to fight at first glance.For such people, Hu Shenliu is very experienced, and he will be obedient after a little scaring.

The little friend's head was almost broken: "It's not that I'm afraid of the transfer student, but...he was brought by God Zhuo."

"so?"

They all said in unison again: "You can do it without planting, but you can't copy it without homework!"

"Damn..." Hu Shenliu was shocked, as if seeing the real faces of these people clearly for the first time, but he calmed down and thought about it again, it seems that this is indeed the truth.

Seeing his expression soften, someone immediately made up the knife: "Actually, this can only explain one problem..."

"Say!"

The friends picked up the books and said in unison: "You are not the type that the goddess likes!" After finishing speaking, they ran away.

Looking at Lanxi's baby face and small body not far away, the squad leader Hu Shenliu sneered, suddenly had an idea, adjusted his expression immediately, and shouted at Lanxi: "Brother, come and move the books!" , there are not enough people."

……

After a few minutes.

Lancey easily picked up a large stack of books, then turned to ask the big man in front of him, "Are there any more?"

Hu Shenliu swallowed pretending to be calm, and shook his head: "It's gone."

"Oh. What about you? Can't you move it?"

Hu Shenliu gave most of the weight to Lancey for a little unknown thought in his heart, and he only held a few books in his hands.Hearing Lanxi's question and seeing the goddess' eyes sweeping over, he quickly explained:

"Hey, my back is bad."

After speaking, he immediately realized that something was wrong. As a man, how can he say that he is not good in front of the person he likes?

At this time, a sentence from the advertisement that I saw last night suddenly popped up in Lanxi's mind, and she asked with concern: "Is your kidney bad?"

Hu Shenliu's face was paralyzed... wanting to die. qaq

Leaving Squad Leader Hu depressed, Lanxi moved the books and returned to her place.Xuan Mo still maintained his original posture, except for the pages that were turned, like a frozen statue.

"Hey, when I was moving books, I met a new friend."

Lan Xi triumphantly shared the good news with Xuan Mo, that is to say, after coming to S City, he finally had a friend with whom he could roam.

Xuan Mo ignored him and continued to read his book.

Lancy continued to flirt: "By the way, I also applied for a new Penguin number. Do you have a Penguin number? Do you have one?"

Seeing that Xuan Mo didn't speak, coupled with the other party's mature and prudent appearance, Lan Xi directly acquiesced that the other party didn't have this thing, and laughed even more.

"Shut up." Xuan Mo, who was so quarrelsome, finally couldn't help it, and frowned.

Hehehe, Lancey turned her head proudly as if she had won a battle.

It's just that...he soon couldn't laugh anymore...

Ms. Zhu, the teacher in charge, is an elegant middle-aged woman. Her long, well-groomed hair hangs down neatly behind her back. She puts on light makeup and looks very energetic.As soon as she entered the door, she saw Lanxi beside Xuan Mo.

That is, new classmates.

For this classmate who was personally greeted by Miss Zhuo's family, she would naturally give a little more face. Before the official speech, she asked the new classmate to come on stage and introduce herself.

"Hi everyone, my name is Lancey. Lan from Lancey, and Xi from Lancey. Thank you all."

Hey, I was not prepared at first, and with dozens of pairs of eyes watching, Lanxi was a little nervous.But he's doing...not bad, right?

There was a bewildered face below.

Originally, they wanted to see who the hell this person was, but they didn't expect that this person finally came...

However, the transfer student looks so silly and sweet, how did he get mixed up with the aloof Zhuo Dashen?

"Clap clap clap..."

Led by Song Luo, Lanxi's brief introduction received a warm response.Ms. Zhu smiled with satisfaction, and took out a stack of thick papers from her bag.

"Students, in order to test whether you have reviewed and previewed well during the holidays, we will do a small test..."

Mourning is everywhere.

Compared with the students who howled and put away their things, the shock on Lancey's face was all the more real.

No, wait, why is there an exam at the beginning of school?

Isn't he just enrolled?And... didn't he start from the first year of high school?

The more he thought about it, the more he collapsed, he quickly turned his head, lay down his head and pulled Xuan Mo's sleeve and asked, "Does this exam count?" Will he be sent home if he fails?

Xuan Mo glanced at him lightly, then slowly and carefully freed his sleeve, and three words popped out of his mouth: "I don't know."

Lancey's head buzzed, and his heart was in a state of confusion.

This, this is to force him to die!

The more Lancey thought about it, the more flustered he became, his heart was pounding in his chest, and soon, the paper came into his hands.

Brought a pen from Xuan Mo, he looked down at the paper with his head down: Assemble?function?equation?

He knows all the words, but... what do they mean?

Turning his head, he found that Xuan Mo didn't seem to need to think, he wrote like a god, and in just a few seconds, half of the multiple-choice questions were already filled...

Ms. Zhu knocked on the podium: "Look at your paper, don't look around!"

Lancey covered her head in frustration, cursed "stingy guy" inwardly, and continued to look at her paper.

Three short and one long choose one long, and if the length is similar, choose c.Lancey used his rich experience in preparing for the residence qualification exam to complete the multiple-choice questions in a short period of time.

When it was his turn to fill in the blanks and the big questions, he was... completely confused.

He concocted a pitiful smile and delivered it to the people beside him.However, his guide, good roommate, and good deskmate didn't even raise their heads.

"Hey?"

"Xuanmo?"

"Momo, can you help me?"

At the critical moment, Lancey had completely forgotten that not long ago, she was so scared to go home because of the identity of the other party.Right now, he only wants an assist of [-] points!

Xuan Mo?

Xuan Mo neatly picked up the paper that he had just finished answering, handed it to the smiling Ms. Zhu, and then walked straight out of the classroom door.

Lancey's eyes widened.

Is there any more monster love?

They are all of the same kind, why should they hurt each other?